The three thousand in the harem are all me

Yin Yu sent Concubine De away calmly. He sat in the room for a while, and when it was time for dinner, he called for the meal cooked by Xue Meiren.

Pei Zhi was tired all day, thinking that Yin Yu was unhappy again, so he propped himself up and cooked a large table of dishes.

During the meal, Yin Yu seldom picked up food for Xue Meiren a few times. Pei Zhi was too tired at the time and didn't want to leave. Yin Yu's food, he didn't eat it with sincerity, which surprised Yin Yu.

"I remember you ate a lot last time, why did you only drink a few sips of soup this time?" Yin Yu asked lightly.

Pei Zhi felt bitter, all his clothes were of that size, and he was afraid that if he ate any more, his clothes would be torn.

"I'm not hungry." Tired and hungry, good to cut?

Yin Yu nodded and didn't ask any more questions.After a while, Yin Yu suddenly said quietly: "How do you look at the Queen and Concubine De?"

Xue Meiren restored her personality in a second, and said softly: "The empress is upright and kind, and the concubine is weak, so she is often taken care of by the empress, so I am grateful to the empress." So Xu Wangbei really has nothing to do with the empress, just to repay her kindness.

"I asked you about their appearance."

appearance?It is understandable for the emperor to want to know what the empress looks like, so why would he ask Concubine De?

Xue Meiren said calmly: "The empress has thick eyebrows and big eyes, very heroic, and the concubine De has a thin face, slender eyebrows and long eyes."

Yin Yu frowned, and asked, "Where's your mouth?"

Ask so detailed?Xue Meiren's heart was full of alarm bells, and she said vaguely: "Your mouth is like that, why is your majesty asking this?"

"They all look like that?" Yin Yu repeated Xue Meiren's words, could it be that their mouths look the same?This is possible, the two people have different appearances, but their eyes or mouths are more similar.The doubts in his heart dissipated, and he put his mind on the food.

I have to say that Xue Meiren's craftsmanship is really good, and he really enjoyed eating this table of delicious delicacies.He suddenly thought, it would be great if the Queen or Yue Cairen also had such skills.

As soon as this idea came up, he quickly became annoyed again. How could he think so?No matter how good others are, he shouldn't force the Queen and Yue Cairen to do the same.

"I heard that you have no relatives anymore?" Yin Yu asked casually.

Xue Meiren nodded nervously.

"You have been in the palace for almost a year, and it is considered a duty. I will buy you a house in the south of the Yangtze River, buy some fields, and let you go out of the palace?"

Beauty Xue was shocked: "Why?"

Yin Yu didn't answer any more. He seemed to be asking, but he had already made up his mind.

Since we are leaving, why not tease Yin Yu.In the past few days, Yin Yu's pretentious and fragile little heart has lost happiness at every turn. Anyway, Xue Meiren doesn't want this vest anymore, so let's let go.

I don't want to make Yin Yu happier, it's also good to divert his attention.

Thinking of this, Pei Zhi smiled slightly and asked the palace servants to bring some jars of wine.

"Your Majesty, we are about to leave. How about a few glasses of wine with my minister?"

Yin Yu nodded and raised his glass: "I only have one cup."

"Okay." Pei Zhi filled it up for him with a smile, raised a cup, and said cheerfully, "This cup is toast to our gathering, thank you for your majesty's care this year, I'm done, you can do whatever you want."

After all, drink it up.

Yin Yu's expression was calm, but he finished the wine with dignity.

Pei Zhi slapped the table again and said: "Your Majesty adores Your Majesty!" He really likes it!Pei Zhi said again, "This is a cup of respect."

After speaking, he drank another gulp.

Yin Yu pinched the wine cup, thought about it, and drank it down in one gulp.

"This cup of respect to relatives, I am an orphan, is the taste that His Majesty gave to my family. In my heart, Your Majesty is also my relative."

Yin Yu raised her eyes and stared at Pei Zhi seriously. After watching for a long time, she chuckled and drank another glass of wine.

Yin Yu understands what it feels like to have no relatives.Although he has many relatives, he has always been alone in this palace.

"This is a toast." Pei Zhi drank another glass, put down the wine cup, and found that Yin Yu had also drunk half of the jar of wine, his usually cold face was a little more drunk, and he looked very cute.

He couldn't help it, leaned closer, and kissed Yin Yu's lips lightly.

Taking a step back, I found that Yin Yu was staring at him obsessively, his expression was not quite right.

He stood up: "The minister is gone."

"Don't leave!" Yin Yu said domineeringly.

Pei Zhi wanted to ask why, but before he could speak, he was suddenly lifted up.His lower abdomen was just on Yin Yu's shoulder, and when Yin Yu walked, he was so pressed that he almost vomited out his dinner.

Don't think about it, this person must be drunk, maybe he was carried as a pillar.

Yin Yu didn't care about Xiangxiang and Yuyu at all, and carried him all the way back to the bedroom, and threw him on the bed.

Fortunately, there were countless layers of mattresses on the bed, and there was no pain from the fall, but Pei Zhi was so dizzy that he lay down for a while before recovering.

When he got better, Yin Yu had already taken off his hair, no, hung up, looked at him with a sad smile and said, "Young master, can you play with the king?"

Pei Zhi: "..."

What kind of drama is this going to sing?

Yin Yu asked him again: "Are you taking off by yourself, or is the Lord helping you?"

Pei Zhi wanted Yin Yu to help, but that would be a global live broadcast!So he said helplessly: "Chen, I will do it myself."

Get under the quilt and take off your clothes.

Indeed, Yin Yu has been delayed for a long time.

Forget it, as long as they mess around, they probably won't be harmonized.

Pei Zhi patted the quilt, his voice couldn't be softer: "Come on."

"The king is here!" Yin Yu jumped up excitedly, Pei Zhi was startled, as for Yin Yu's body, if it hit him, he would definitely vomit blood.

As soon as Pei Zhi hid, Yin Yu threw himself on the quilt, hooked his legs, clamped the quilt up, hugged the pillow with his hands, and patted it on his chest: "Little boy, as long as you are obedient and serve the king Alright, my majesty will, just..."

Yin Yu showed a distressed expression, sat there for a while, suddenly turned over and got out of bed, ran to the desk with bare hands, flipped and flipped, finally found a book of stories, opened it quickly, wrote down a few words with a serious expression, and then Run back to bed.

As soon as she got into bed, her earnest appearance changed immediately. Yin Yu slapped the quilt viciously: "As long as you serve me well, my lord will make you Mrs. Yazhai and send you a whole mountain." Gold and silver treasures, countless herds of cattle, sheep and horses, and an unbreakable bed. How about it?"

Pei Zhi calmly opened the drawer, took out a preserved fruit, and looked at it while eating.

"How about it, I want to ask you something!" Yin Yu twisted the "cheek" of the pillow.

"Some readers have hit me hard, congratulations on getting the privilege." The system said suddenly.

Pei Zhi was absorbed in watching the play, and said with a casual smile, "Then let Yin Yu sleep on this quilt."

"Privilege unlocked successfully."

Pei Zhi: "...I'm just kidding, stop, stop, don't need to open it."

"Please believe me." The system said, "There is nothing our Da Jinjiang hero can't sleep with."

Pei Zhi looked at Yin Yu in horror. This guy rubbed against the quilt a few times, and he really wanted to show off the real guy.

He was terrified, Yin Yu woke up tomorrow, if he had as much memory as last time, he wouldn't leave him alone like he did with Lu Xuan, and he would probably be killed to silence him.

"Your Majesty, I'm here." Pei Zhi hurried over, overcoming the fear of being locked up with a fearless spirit, come on, he is willing to dedicate himself.

He leaned over eagerly, lay his head on the pillow, and was about to speak when Yin Yu pushed him away.

He stayed!

He leaned over again, and this time he was kicked away again.Then, Yin Yu directly threw him off the bed.

Yin Yu threw him away, embraced the quilt, and kissed him from the head to the end of the quilt with a serious and intoxicated expression.

He got up helplessly and extinguished all the candles in the room.Being intimate with the quilt and turning off the lights, it should be fine, right?

He climbed onto the bed in the dark, and was kicked down before he even touched the quilt!

"Where did the flower picker come from, dare to climb my king's bed?"

Pei Zhi persuaded with tears, "Your Majesty, I heard that flower pickers are prettier than flowers. Do you think I suit your taste?"

By the moonlight, Pei Zhi saw Yin Yu squinting his eyes, and really looked at him seriously.He quickly sucked his stomach, showing his best side.

unexpectedly……

Yin Yu said disdainfully: "You alone are worthy of being said to be good-looking. Look at my young master's skin, tsk tsk, it feels as smooth as an egg. As for you, it doesn't look good at first glance."

Can it be smooth?That is fine brocade silk!

Seeing that he could not be rescued, Pei Zhi silently put down the bed curtain for him, held a jug of wine, and sat on the footrest to watch the "shadow play" on the bed curtain.

When the inside calmed down, he climbed onto the bed alone, not daring to touch Yin Yu and Yin Yu's quilt bride, nestling in the bed pitifully.

When I was about to go to bed, the system reported again: "A reader has hit me hard, congratulations for getting the privilege!"

Pei Zhi's neck was cold: "Please don't let him remember the matter between him and the quilt tomorrow!" The last time I talked to Zhuzi, but I remembered it as soon as I woke up!

"The privilege is on, we are doing business, please rest assured."

Pei Zhi was sad: "Just trust you one more time.!"

On the second day, Pei Zhi opened his eyes, and immediately met Yin Yu's eyes. This guy didn't know how long he was staring at him, and his face was very ugly.

"

Yin Yu asked: "I last night..."

Pei Zhi frantically shook his head: "Nothing happened."

Yin Yu glanced quickly over the quilt.Pei Zhi looked over, wailing in his heart, rubbing, why is there still residue on the quilt?Jinjiang, can you be more reliable with this broken system?

"Actually, last night..." Pei Zhi racked his brains to make up a story.

"I treated you last night..." Yin Yu glanced at the clothes beside the bed, her face turned pale, "I treated you..."

for me?Pei Zhi suddenly realized and scolded the system angrily.

000 refused to accept: "You just said that the emperor should not remember him and the quilt, I did it."

Pei Zhi wanted to cry but had no tears, and wanted to wring his mouth.

"Impossible, impossible." Yin Yu said to himself, his expression returned to calm, he lay down, pulled the quilt over his face, he must be dreaming.

After half an hour.

Yin Yu slowly pulled down the quilt a little bit, only revealing a pair of eyes secretly peeking out, seeing Pei Zhi with an innocent face, she completely gave up.

He sat up, his face turned pale at a speed visible to the naked eye, got up like a walking corpse, put on his clothes, and staggered out.

When passing the door, he tripped over the threshold, and the whole person rushed forward.

Then I heard the palace people shouting in panic: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, what's wrong with you, pass it on to the imperial doctor, quickly pass it on to the imperial doctor!"

Such a big reaction?Isn't this what Yin Yu has always wanted to do?

Pei Zhi reached for the clothes and froze.

Wipe, Beauty Xue's clothes.

The emperor fell in love with two people and couldn't wait to regret it. This time he even slept with the third person. He probably wanted to die.