The three thousand in the harem are all me

Seeing that one of them was tempted, Pei Zhi hurriedly winked at the little skinny man to get Bazhen Soup, and he personally helped the prince up.

The other narrowed his eyes as he watched his companion eat, envious in his heart, and felt that it would be too shameful for him to give up saving King Qin just for one bite of food, so he rolled his eyes white, fell weakly to the side, and fell to the ground Don't forget to protect your head with your hands, you're too shrewd!

"Little skinny man, help King Yu to get up and have a rest." Yin Yu suppressed a smile, put on a worried look, and asked King Yu to sit down.

King Yu yelled "Ouch" and "Ouch", and tapped his mouth to show that he was thirsty. Pei Zhixin understood and gave him a bowl of Bazhen soup.

Everyone sat down and ate, so they couldn't just wipe their mouths before kneeling, right?After the two finished eating, they both left knowingly.

Yin Yu was happy and wanted to reward Beauty Xue.

"If Your Majesty really wants to reward the minister, how about eating the dishes cooked by the minister for lunch?" Pei Zhi lighted up his gourmet skills just to make Yin Yu happy, and he would also be happy when the person he likes eats the dishes he made himself.

"This is not a serious reward. If you don't think about what you want, you can ask me for it in the future. You can do whatever you want for lunch. Make more and let the queen have a taste."

Pei Zhi couldn't laugh or cry.Xiao Yinjing was thinking about him, worrying about how he could manage himself on the spot.

"Your Majesty, I now have a reward to ask for, and I want to have lunch today, and you will only accompany me to eat alone."

Yin Yu frowned, remembering what Chunya had complained before, and asked, "Could it be that you have a grudge against the Queen?"

"How dare you?" Pei Zhi followed the script, pretending to be weak and pitiful, "I am humble, and I only hope to have the opportunity to have dinner with Your Majesty, and please Your Majesty to fulfill my wish."

As soon as he made a great contribution, Yin Yu agreed.He had only waited for half an hour in Dongnuange before Pei Zhi cooked up a large table of dishes, and he almost swallowed his tongue.

"Why don't I remember that you still have this skill?" Yin Yu asked casually after drinking and eating.

Because Xue Meiren's memory belongs to the exchange area, Pei Zhi does not, so I don't know whether Xue Meiren has shown her cooking skills in front of people.In case he said that he learned it outside the palace and someone exposed him, wouldn't it be fine to find trouble.

He thought about it and said: "I used to cook, but my skills were mediocre. Recently, for some reason, I suddenly became enlightened, and my skills have improved."

"Why did you suddenly become enlightened?" Yin Yu asked.

Pei Zhi smiled and said: "Perhaps God sent an immortal to enlighten the minister, and the minister suddenly became enlightened as he was doing it."

"Immortal?" Yin Yu held her chopsticks and fell into deep thought.

Pei Zhi thought that he would definitely not believe it, but as long as he didn't ask questions.

Sitting silently for a while.

Pei Zhi also ate a little full himself, and felt drowsy after sitting for a while. He was fighting with his eyelids when he suddenly heard Yin Yu order the palace servants: "Go and invite some eminent monks, no, invite some masters to come. .”

What is this for?Pei Zhi rubbed his eyes, he was so sleepy, His Majesty didn't say let him go.Since he is working, he cannot sleep, he must complete the task perfectly.

The palace people quickly brought a few mistresses, and Yin Yu stared down at the landscape on the porcelain bowl, and asked calmly, "I heard that you are good at witchcraft and can summon gods to summon ghosts, is that true?"

The leading teacher was surnamed Feng, and she said: "The few of us can just pass on a message to the gods and Buddhas and thousands of souls. Whether they are willing to come or not depends on the sincerity of the inviter?"

"What if I want to invite Medicine Buddha?"

Mrs. Feng naturally has no ability to invite Buddha, she bit her bullet and said: "It is not easy to invite Medicine Buddha, it is rumored that there are no women in the Pure Land where Medicine Buddha resides, so the old woman may not be able to invite him."

Pei Zhi wondered: "If your majesty feels unwell, you can ask the queen to heal you." What happened to Yin Yu, who secretly took medicine and asked Buddha again?

It's okay if he doesn't talk, but when he spoke, Yin Yu turned his eyes to him, looked at him silently, and said to Mrs. Feng: "Then teach him how to invite him. He was given to me by the Buddha. If you think about it, you can do it for me." I pass on a message to the pharmacist Buddha."

Xue Meiren was bestowed by the Buddha?Pei Zhi was surprised, this is the excuse that He Bao used to bring someone in after this was a guilty minister?

That's why he said just now that he was instructed by the gods, and Yin Yu believed it, which is why he made a fuss about inviting a witch.

Mrs. Feng thought to herself, if she refuses, it will be as if she is incapable.So let this empress try, if it doesn't work, it's because this empress is incompetent, there is nothing wrong with them, so maybe they can still receive the reward.

"Your Majesty, then give the old lady a few palace servants, and prepare to invite the gods. This empress also invites you to take a bath and change clothes."

Pei Zhi was dizzy and followed the palace servants to take a bath. He soaked in the bathtub and thought for a while, maybe he could use the mouth of the Buddha to ask Yin Yu what troubles he has?

Please Master Medicine Buddha, is it because you are sick?If he was sick, how could he, a genius doctor, not see it?

Is it because of face blindness?This is a natural defect that cannot be cured by modern medicine, let alone ancient medical techniques.

Mrs. Feng and the others chose a side room where they invited the gods. It is not big, and there is only a wooden couch by the window for the cabinet bachelors to rest.Mrs. Feng and the others let Pei Zhi sit on the wooden couch, they sang and danced, and after more than half an hour, they retreated from the house and invited Yin Yu in to burn incense.

If you are sincere, before the incense burns out, Medicine Master Buddha can be on Xue Meiren's body.

With a straight face, Yin Yu followed the steps instructed by Mrs. Feng, and sincerely lit the incense.When the incense burnt halfway, Pei Zhi spoke up, "Mortal Yin Yu, why did you invite me here?"

Yin Yu bowed his head, seemingly respectful, but his words were full of disbelief: "Believers dare to ask, are you really the Medicine Buddha?"

Small sample, the vigilance is quite high.Pei Zhi smiled slightly, changed his monk's robe with a "swipe", and put on a cassock by the way: "Is it me?"

"Believers have sinned, please forgive me." Yin Yu was overjoyed, this is a spell!

He didn't believe in anything, so he quickly expressed his confusion, "Believers can't see people's faces clearly when they urinate. As the emperor of the human world, they are sick and difficult to walk. I am afraid that people will know and use them again. Please save the believers. , Believers must build more temples and worship fireworks."

"This is your ordeal, and I can't solve it."

Yin Yu was not reconciled, and even threateningly said: "Please save the believers, if you fail, the believers will ask you every day."

This irascible mad emperor is so courageous!Pei Zhi thought for a while, but he couldn't let Yin Yu focus on ghosts and gods. He touched his whole body, but he didn't bring anything with him.

"System, lend me a bottle of nutrient solution."

"No." 000 ruthlessly refused.

Pei Zhi said: "The readers have poured so much nutrient solution, who is it for? Do you think it's for you, it's for the protagonist! Hurry up, or I'll strip naked and let Jinjiang seal you up."

"Hey, you've been with the emperor for a long time, and you've become more courageous." 000 took out a bottle of nutrient solution and gave it to him, "Readers have watered a lot today, let me give you a bottle. Don't ask me for it in the future, I definitely won't give it."

"Okay, okay, no more." Pei Zhi comforted the system, closed his eyes, pretended to think for a moment, he slowly opened his eyes, and said solemnly: "Emperor, if you promise me to be a good emperor who is diligent in government and loves the people, I will I will reward you with a good medicine."

"If it is useful, believers will change their minds and be diligent in political affairs."

Rub, but also bargain!Pei Zhi said in a deep voice, "Yes, just take a look."

Yin Yu looked up, and saw Medicine Buddha spread out his hand, and a jade pot slowly formed in the palm of his hand.

"If you take this medicine, whether it is useful or not depends on your sincerity?" Pei Zhi imitated Mrs. Feng's bluffing words, and said, "If it is useless, you should be more diligent in governing and loving the people, and be a good emperor, so that you can make a difference." God has mercy on your distress."

It is definitely useless, so you can only be diligent and love the people, the emperor!Hahaha!

Yin Yu took the jade pot solemnly, and thanked Medicine Buddha repeatedly.Pei Zhi pretended to be Medicine Buddha and left, and fainted on the wooden couch.He opened his eyes and took a sneak peek at Yin Yu, only to see Yin Yu staring at the jade pot bottle, his chest heaving rapidly, after looking at it for a moment, he took off the bottle cap and drank it down in one gulp.

If you can't see people's faces clearly, you already lack something compared to others. As an emperor, you still need to keep secrets, Yin Yu must be feeling very bitter.But this cannot be cured, Pei Zhi sighed secretly, he could only treat Yin Yu better in the future, to make up for Yin Yu's injured heart.

He was about to wake up faintly, but Yin Yu suddenly came over, squeezed his chin, turned his face to look straight, and then let out a long sigh.

Look, it really is useless.

The door opened, and Yin Yu hurried out.Pei Zhi sat up, worried.Will Yin Yu be disappointed and sad?Should he turn back into a queen, hug Yin Yu and give him some warmth?

"Congratulations, readers have commented more than [-] comments, unlocking a piece of the past."

Pei Zhi hurriedly said, "I want to see Concubine Yu."

"I don't accept orders, but congratulations, it happens to be a segment of Concubine Yu."

After the system finished speaking, a little Yin Yu appeared in front of Pei Zhi's eyes, sitting in a room with only one oil lamp, holding a book in a daze, thinking about something.

Suddenly little Yin Yu's ears moved, her eyes blinked, and her long eyelashes drooped down, casting a fine shadow on her face.

Someone outside the door spoke, it was a woman wearing the clothes of a concubine.

"This palace has such bad luck that I can't give birth, and it's a faulty waste to feed someone else's stomach." The woman stopped under a magnolia tree and told the palace staff, "Those doctors know the secret. Can't stay, kill it."

After finishing speaking, he wrung the handkerchief bitterly: "I really want to strangle him to death. If there is no prince who lost his mother in the palace, how can I keep him until today?"

Xiao Yinyu blew out the oil lamp, and quietly eavesdropped under the window, but the woman's voice was not loud, and the little one couldn't hear what she said, so she pouted her little mouth secretly in anger.

The woman explained a few other words to the palace servant and left.

Pei Zhi thought the scene was going to end here, and suddenly a man jumped down from the magnolia tree, wearing the same clothes as the woman just now.

His eyes are straight.

Not for anything else, but because this man had a face exactly like his.