The three thousand in the harem are all me

Pei Zhi stood there awkwardly.

The little skinny man was very considerate: "Your Majesty also said that if you like them all, but you can't make up your mind, you can just close your eyes and pick one, and let God help you choose."

"I'd better go in first." Pei Zhi ran into the house as if fleeing. Yin Yu stood beside the bed with a few clothes hanging on the hanger. of.

It seems that His Majesty is paying special attention to tonight.

Pei Zhi walked over with an unnatural expression, and decided to speak more tactfully: "Your Majesty, I don't really want to..."

"That's why I still have some thoughts." Yin Yu answered immediately.

Wow, full marks for logic.

In this case, it cannot be euphemistic.Pei Zhi said directly: "Your Majesty, I don't like you."

Yin Yu was obviously taken aback for a moment, then put her hand on Pei Zhi's chest.

As soon as the hand was covered, Pei Zhi's face became hot.But his heart beat his face, Yin Yu felt it for a while, frowned and withdrew his hand.

"It was an accident that time, you can believe it this time."

Yin Yu looked at him with confusion, and gently touched his chin: "Beautiful lips..." Why are they gone?

"Happiness value minus 100, fell to a negative number, please pay attention."

Pei Zhi hurriedly made amends: "Your Majesty, if you widen your eyes, you will definitely find a lot... um!"

Yin Yu leaned over and blocked his mouth.Pei Zhi's eyes widened instantly, how could he kiss him without saying a word, and it was a long French kiss!

Even if it's just an unrestricted level of intimacy above the neck, Pei Zhi has never experienced it.

He is Jinjiang's innocent little boy!

There was a sound of beating drums in his ears, and it took him a long time to recover and recognize that it was his own heartbeat.

Yin Yu stopped and whispered in his ear: "Your heart beats so fast, you can't fake it this time." After finishing speaking, she bit Pei Zhi's ear punitively.

Pei Zhi's ears were extremely sensitive, and his whole body trembled violently.

"It's not like this……"

He was picked up by Yin Yu and put on the bed, with his hands pinned down on the head of the bed.Yin Yu's face was full of impatience, and she asked in a hoarse voice: "Have you played enough? It's fun to refuse and welcome. If you keep playing, don't blame me for being rude."

Pei Zhixin said: You are already very impolite now.

Yin Yu crushed him to death, he couldn't move his limbs, but Yin Yu was able to tuck one hand into his clothes.

Seeing that the excellent medal for mother-fetal single was about to disappear, Pei Zhi shouted: "Help, help!"

Yin Yu gently pinched the indescribable parts below his neck, and said with a smile: "So what you want to play is the brutal bandit and the little prisoner who would rather die than surrender. Okay, I will play with you."

Picking up a square scarf from the side of the bed, Yin Yu picked it up and prepared to greet Pei Zhi's face. After taking a look, she muttered to herself, "This is for the bottom."

Pei Zhi glanced at it in horror, oh my god, why is it so familiar? Isn't that why he covers his mouth?

Yin Yu ran her hand under his waist, made him straighten up, and laid the square scarf under his body evenly.

Pei Zhi: "..." I seem to understand what this square scarf is for!

"I'm a man!" Pei Zhi growled.

"I know." Yin Yu put him down gently, seemingly indifferent on the surface, but his bright eyes were not as cold as usual, "The male queen will also hurt, and the possibility of bleeding for the first time is very high. With this, it is also you proof of identity."

Pei Zhi had lost all reason, and quarreled with him indiscriminately: "Prove it? Is it because the minister will go out in the future, and others will use the waist card to prove their identity, and the minister will send this square scarf forward: Look, I am the queen!"

Yin Yu choked, hugging him and laughing: "What are you thinking, this thing is a treasure that witnesses the wedding candles in your and my bridal chamber, of course it will be put away properly, why would you take it for a walk around the palace?"

As he spoke, he picked up another sweat towel, and Yin Yu said, "Since you want to sing, you can do it right away." Then she changed into an unscrupulous tone, "Ah, is this white and tender little scholar going to Beijing? Catch the exam? That's too hard, why don't you stay here obediently and be the queen of my king! Oh, what are you afraid of? Come, the king will blindfold you, so you don't have to be afraid if you can't see!"

Ma Dan!This crazy emperor is so good at singing!

Seeing that Bujin was about to come towards his eyes, when Pei Zhi had nowhere to turn for help, the system suddenly said: "A reader has hit me hard, congratulations on getting a chance to exchange privileges."

Pei Zhi hurriedly shouted: "Exchange for hypnotism!"

"Successful exchange."

Pei Zhi hurriedly said: "Your Majesty is not in a hurry, look into my eyes first..." After finishing speaking, he wished he could bite his own tongue!

What kind of hypnotism, this guy can't see people's facial features clearly.

I'm sorry for this big thunder, woo woo woo...

Yin Yu blindfolded him calmly, and kissed all the way down his collarbone. His whole body became hot and he twisted his body uncomfortably.

Yin Yu is still acting: "Don't be afraid, little scholar, the king will untie your clothes for you. From now on, you will follow my king, and you will never get out of bed."

Shit, where did an emperor read these words, and they are very fluent.

"Hypnotism acceptance progress, [-]% achieved."

Pei Zhi digested it for a while, and suddenly said in an extremely low voice: "Your Majesty, listen to the wind blowing outside."

Yin Yu's subordinates kept saying, "It doesn't matter if you use a knife."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, Your Majesty!"

"It's a soul." Yin Yu stopped to see what he wanted to do.

"Listen, the sound of the wind blowing bamboo leaves outside, rustling, is there a butterfly flying from a distance with its wings..."

"Your Majesty, you are very sleepy and your eyelids are too heavy. Why don't you just put it down and take a good night's sleep, and do everything the next day. Go to sleep, my lord."

Yin Yu fell asleep on top of him, and the strength that restrained him disappeared.

He pushed Yin Yu away, tore off the sweat towel that was blindfolded and threw it away, and sat on the head of the bed panting heavily.

Escape from the dead!

"The readers were all wailing, saying that they only saw the head of the bed but not the end of the bed, so they want a bad review!"

Pei Zhixin said: You are holding one billion, and you are going to sell me!

"Come on, you have to be content, Jinjiang always lights up, and they can't usually see the bedside."

000 thought for a while: "That's right. Everyone is vegetarian, so you can be considered scrambled eggs with tomatoes, half meat."

Pei Zhi continued to breathe heavily, and after a while, he kicked Yin Yu in and fell asleep beside him.

"You're not leaving?" 000 asked in shock.

"He has to sleep until dawn, maybe he will wake up tomorrow morning and think he has put me to sleep, so don't blame me."

"Makes sense."

On the second day, the palace servants came to wake them up.When Pei Zhi opened his eyes, he saw Yin Yu staring at him with a gloomy expression.

He felt guilty, and said more intentionally: "Oh, my waist is so sore, Your Majesty, hurry up and go to court, and I will sleep again."

"Sore back?" Yin Yu sneered, "It seems that my dragon bed is too hard. Next time I hang the queen up, the queen will not have backache."

It seems to remember everything.Pei Zhi pulled the quilt over his face.Yin Yu pulled it off again, and reprimanded him with a dark face: "I'm impatient, how long are you going to play?"

"I'm not playing, I really don't want to."

"Why don't you want to, you like me too, don't you?"

Pei Zhi shook his head desperately: "I really don't want to! But don't be sad, Your Majesty. After hearing what I said, I just saw such a mighty and majestic man as Your Majesty. I was a little tempted, but everything has to be done slowly. Let's develop our relationship slowly first, and then go to bed step by step, shall we?"

"Why, you occupy the position of my queen, but you don't do what the queen should do, and let me wait, why should I wait?"

It makes sense.Pei Zhi said weakly: "But the queen is not feeling well..."

"Aren't you a miracle doctor, what's wrong with you?"

Yin Yu's face was gloomy and cold, and he spoke unceremoniously, which made Pei Zhi angry.

Pei Zhi said: "Anyway, there are [-] days of discomfort every month!"

Yin Yu: "..."

Both turned their heads away, each angry.

In fact, after Pei Zhi finished speaking, he regretted a little. He didn't want to make Yin Yu unhappy, but he was afraid that if his attitude softened, something big would really happen.

He struggled for three seconds, then suddenly heard Yin Yu say: "Then you rest, I'm going out first."

After all, Yin Yu walked out of the inner hall in big strides without any clothes on.

Pei Zhi looked at his back, and suddenly felt an indescribable feeling in his heart.

He is used to living alone, and he is always reluctant to make friends with people. When he travels together for more than three days, he feels that he can't get along with each other for another second.

He always thought that he might be too demanding of everything, and he also felt that it was difficult for others to tolerate him.But Yin Yu is a very fine and arrogant emperor, but tolerates him everywhere.

"Three seconds soft." Pei Zhi murmured with a smile.

He stroked his chest, as if his heartbeat really accelerated.

Could it be that he really treats the emperor...

"Your Majesty summoned Concubine De." 000 sighed, "Oh, don't think about it, the mission is important. Older youths are troublesome, and young and beautiful little fresh meats fall in love with each other when they say they love it. How can you be so stupid as to not be able to tell the difference."

Pei Zhi rushed out.Passing by the outer hall, Yin Yu was washing in the corridor, saw him walking southwest, and shouted: "Kunning Palace is in the southeast."

Pei Zhi disappeared like a gust of wind.

Yin Yu thought for a while, then asked the little skinny man: "Did the empress rush to the Imperial Concubine's Palace?"

"Looking at the direction, it seems to be."

Yin Yu frowned: "Could it be that he heard the news that I had asked Concubine De to be called, and he was unhappy to find fault."

The little skinny man took a quick look at Yin Yu and reminded, "Maybe not."

"Oh, it might be because I was so happy that I went to reward Concubine De. Command me, let Concubine De come here quickly, and don't let the two of them gossip together." Spreading the news of his unsuccessful luck, he, the emperor's Do you want to lose face!

Pei Zhi ran desperately into Defei's palace, changed his clothes, and the palace servants sent by His Majesty to urge him arrived.

There was no sedan chair to sit in when he went out, so he followed the palace servants to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, and under the constant urging of the palace servants, he walked briskly for more than half an hour.

After entering the hall, I greeted Ann, and Yin Yu gave me a meal.

Pei Zhi sat down and his chest heaved unceasingly. He didn't eat dry food, but only drank gruel. He was dying of thirst.

Yin Yu frowned: "Why is your health getting worse and worse, and you are panting like this after walking a few steps?"

"Yes, I'm really not in good health." Pei Zhi put down the bowl and decided to take a good rest.

Yin Yu said, "Then go back and rest."

Pei Zhi was overjoyed, but saw Yin Yu ordering the palace servants: "Call Miss Xue to accompany me."

Pei Zhi took a deep breath and sat up straight: "Oh, I suddenly feel better. Your Majesty, I'd better accompany you."

Run another lap, and your life will be gone.