The three thousand in the harem are all me

On New Year's Eve, Jinjiang's one-billion-dollar lottery finally announced the winners.Reader Pei Zhi casually recharged ten yuan, but was hit by a gold ingot and was lucky to become a koi.

When he received the news, he was overjoyed and passed out.

When he opened his eyes again, it was not his clean and tidy hut.Pei Zhi sat up and looked at the situation in the room in horror. The big red curtains were embroidered with gold thread in large groups of rich and noble peonies, the doors and windows were pasted with double happiness, and a pair of red candles were burning on the long table opposite the door. .

The head was heavy, and it felt like a huge headdress. When he took it off and took a look, Pei Zhi took a deep breath, what a big golden headdress!After weighing it a few times, it weighs at least twenty catties, and it is inlaid with various gemstones, each of which looks very valuable.

Looking down again, I saw that I was wearing a bright red robe, which was densely embroidered with festive patterns.

As a senior reader, he suddenly realized that this was time travel, and depending on the situation, he was getting married!

So give him a daughter-in-law at the beginning?

Just as he was enjoying himself, he suddenly heard someone talking in his head.Yes, in the mind.

"Hello, this is Jinjiang Sims System 000. First of all, congratulations on winning our company's one billion prize, and at the same time activate the secretly bound Sims system. You also know that Mr. Liu in Jinjiang is picky and poor, and you are about to enter the bag." Of course, the one billion yuan cannot be given by Mr. Liu. This is the money raised by the readers. Whoever receives the money must use his body to personally participate in the plot, and write an ups and downs for the readers. A novel with many climaxes. Note that the climax here is different from what you think, we are a serious company and refuse pornography, gambling and drugs."

Pei Zhi was even more frightened: "Have I transmigrated into a novel?"

"Almost, but you have entered an overhead world, and readers can watch your pictures here in real time from multiple directions and angles."

000 chattered endlessly: "Readers are very sacred in Jinjiang. You won their big prize. If you fail to complete the task smoothly, not only will you not get a billion prize, but you will even be beaten like a mouse crossing the street. You will never mess around again." Jinjiang is gone."

Pei Zhi shook his head desperately, just kidding, isn't this a live broadcast, and it's a 24-hour 360-degree live broadcast!

000 remembered that Pei Zhi was a Leo and Virgo, and threatened viciously: "You are being stared at by thousands of readers now. If you fail to complete the task, or do it poorly, it will become a stain on your life. In the future, you will It's not perfect, you're just a jerk."

Pei Zhi suddenly raised his head.No, he must not be perfect, let alone lose face in front of thousands of readers.

"Now let me tell you about the rules and the background of the story." 000 continued, "You are in Anguo at this time, and the emperor is Yin Yu, who is the target of your conquest. He is very depressed, and is frantically probing on the verge of giving up on himself every day. Your task is to give him happiness and make him fall in love with being the emperor. In order to make it easier for you to get in touch with him, we will make you his three thousand harem, so that no matter which concubine he finds As a companion, you can occupy the most time to help him. His current happiness value is 0, once you lose [-], your mission will be considered a failure."

Pei Zhi picked out his ear: "Let's not talk about the level of sand sculpture in this task, just say how can I be a three thousand harem by myself?"

"The emperor is face-blind."

"Is there no one else in the harem?"

"Except for the emperor's own halo, we cannot exert systemic influence. You don't have to worry about the rest of them, they will all be deceived. In their eyes, you are a different person. Your current status is the empress, and today it is you and the emperor. The wedding day."

Pei Zhi also wanted to complain that this task was too shaky, and the male protagonist is not happy being the emperor.Just as he was about to speak, a palace official came in with small steps and bowed to pay his respects: "Your Majesty will arrive at three o'clock in Xushi, please be ready, Madam."

Pei Zhi pinched a piece of pastry casually and asked, "What are you going to do?"

"Serve in bed."

Pei Zhi was so surprised that he threw the pastry out of his hand.Didn't you agree to refuse pornography, gambling and drugs?

The palace man quickly picked up the cakes and threw them away, brought in the bath tub, poured hot water, sprinkled flowers on it, bowed and said, "Your Majesty, there are many rules in the palace, please take a bath before going to bed."

"You, you, get off." Pei Zhi walked to the tub, his little face was hot and red from the heat.His voice trembled nervously: "I can't, I don't want to."

As he spoke, he stretched his feet in to test the temperature of the water.

Well, the temperature is just right.

The system said coldly: "Come in, if the emperor comes and you are not prepared, he will cut off your head in a fit of anger, and the mission will fail. You will be imperfect, you will lose face, fuck off."

"No, I really can't." Pei Zhi was extremely unwilling, but his body was extremely honest, and he jumped in immediately.

Why are you so threatening? 000 saw that he was so melancholy that he was about to cry, but at the same time he cleaned his body carefully.

"You cooperate, it's bubbles, you don't need to be so serious about washing."

"No!" Pei Zhi sternly refused, with a bitter look on his face, but also very serious, "Even if I am forced to serve in bed, I have to present a perfect body and body. Even if I am reported, I will also exit the stage beautifully. Woohoo, I Can be forced, but I can't be less than perfect."

000 sighed: "You are such a motivated boy! Remember, keep such an attitude to do tasks, and you must make the emperor feel happy."

Pei Zhi whimpered, got up and wiped the incense: "Is it the joy of climaxes? Readers' big eyes are discerning. Once they see a disharmonious scene, our system will be blocked immediately."

"You can sell your art but not your body. Isn't it all right to talk and sing?"

Pei Zhi sniffed his arm, it was very good and fragrant: "But I don't even know how to do it."

000 arrogant: "If you don't know how to learn! The reward for this mission is a billion dollar prize! If you can't complete it, you will be stained, shame on you, slap!"

"I'll try!"

At three o'clock.

After being redressed by the palace servants, Pei Zhi sat upright by the bed, with his hands folded on his knees.Although he was confident, he couldn't help being nervous when he was about to face a man who could marry him.

For a while, should I dance the seaweed dance to please him first, or sing like a cat first?

If the emperor used force on him, what kind of posture should he pose, which can not only show his perfect body and body, but also resist the emperor's coercion?

nerve-wracking!

Secretly lucky, he waited anxiously for another half an hour, but the unhappy emperor in the legend hadn't arrived yet.

"Your Majesty." The palace maid Ruiju came in with tears in her eyes.As soon as he saw Rui Ju, the memory of Empress Pei Zhi flooded into his mind instantly.

Ruiju is his dowry girl, clever and loyal.The queen was born in the Pei family, a family that produced many grand masters and censors, it was very noble.

Pei Zhi couldn't see the little girl crying, and asked softly, "What's wrong?"

"Your Majesty didn't come here, but went to Chuxiu Palace to look for Xue Meiren. It must be that your brother accused His Majesty of not being diligent a few days ago, so His Majesty blamed you. He was reprimanded most in the previous court. Why didn't he think about you? If you want to stay in this harem, if His Majesty annoys you, how will you live alone in the vacant room?"

It's good to stay alone.Pei Zhi patted his chest, it would be better if he didn't come, give him some time to buffer, he didn't want to face such a taboo scene as bed attendant when he came.

Ruiju was still crying and complaining, Pei Zhi was already ready to undress and go to bed happily.As soon as he lay down, 000 suddenly said sinisterly: "Hey, Beauty Xue is also you."

"..." I have a headache, how could I forget, whichever door the emperor enters in the harem, he is the one who serves the bed.

Pei Zhi complained: "I think I have read Jinjiang Wen all over, which can also be called a 'broad book'. I have never seen such a sand sculpture task. Which reader would like to read it?"

The subordinates didn't stop, they quickly put on their shoes and walked out.

000 has already begun to adapt to his character of saying no, but his body is very honest. This is the type of Xiaoshou that readers like the most!

Pei Zhi went out, and found that all the palace people outside seemed to be frozen, motionless.

"They can't see you when you go out. Naturally, there will be a substitute inside to eat and drink instead of you. You have to run quickly to get to Chuxiu Palace before the emperor. The system can only slow down the time, but it can't stop the emperor."

Pei Zhi let go of his feet and ran wildly.

This Anguo is said to be an unknown small country, but the palace is surprisingly big, bigger than all the parks that Pei Zhi visited combined.Pei Zhi felt that after running for more than an hour, his feet were about to break, and he finally reached Chuxiu Palace.

But the emperor was one step ahead of him and had already entered the house.

He held on to the door frame and panted heavily, unable to run anymore.

000 reminded him over and over in his mind: "If you fail..."

"Shut up." Perfect people don't allow failure!

He walked into the house with heavy legs that seemed to be filled with lead. 000 suddenly called the police: "You didn't change your clothes."

He is currently wearing the queen's wedding dress, it is impossible for Beauty Xue, who entered the palace earlier than him, to wear this attire.

"You didn't give me clothes for a beauty." Pei Zhi scolded the system, while thinking about it, he took off his wedding clothes before entering the door.

The emperor turned around when he heard the commotion, and the first face he saw was Pei Zhi's flushed cheeks, disheveled hair, panting, his coat was gone, and his hands were still on the tie of his coat.

So Yin Yu took a step back vigilantly.

No matter how he looks at this person, he seems to have taken medicine and will rush over at any time.

"Your Majesty~~" Pei Zhi's breath was unsteady, and he wanted to say hello, but unexpectedly he pulled out a long tone as soon as the words came out.

Looking at the young emperor secretly, his brows are straight, his black eyes are like the cold deep sea, full of anger, it seems that a huge wave that will destroy the world will be brewed at any time.The lips are very thin, which is a sign of thin affection.The whole body is very imposing, as long as you stand there quietly, you can't help but want to kneel down.

For a small person like Pei Zhi, where has he seen such a high-ranking person?Yin Yu glanced at her lightly, and her heart beat like a drum, turning her panting into a panting.

"Your Majesty, hurry up and wait for His Majesty to rest." There was a fat and greasy eunuch next to the emperor, who kept winking at Pei Zhi.

Yin Yu walked over slowly, and raised her hand...

Pei Zhi put his hands on the tie of his coat, and his breathing became more rapid.