i'm just a kitty
Chapter 96 Women's Clothing
Huo Qian and Nuonuo didn't expect the cub to change, and the two of them were settling old scores.When there are children, the couple is always harmonious, so that Nuo Nuo will not lose face in front of the children.Behind closed doors, that's not the case.
Huo Qian was lying on the bed with his upper body naked, and a pussy cat sat on his back and massaged his back.The little cat's hands were sore from pressing, and he didn't feel pity for calling people to rest for a while, and he also disliked that people were not strong enough and ordered people to use force.
If it weren't for his body and appearance being taller and more handsome than the one on him, his posture would be comparable to that of the old man visiting the brothel.
Nuo Nuo pressed him for a long time, her hands were sore.He was still terrified last night that he would never see A-Jiao again. After a peaceful day, he observed his words and deeds and thought that he had no signs of becoming an abandoned husband, so he became more courageous.Also trying to get away with being cute.He clattered and fell down in a straddling position, and blew into the man's ear: "Sister, what a good husband, my son's father, my wrist is so sore. You hurt me, please forgive me."
Ever since he was betrayed by his mother-in-law bird, he tried his best to find one hundred and eight ways to please Gillian. One of them was that he discovered that Huo Qian liked to hear him called "Xianggong".
Every time he called, Huo Qian's expression softened for a moment.Then he straightened his face immediately to show that he was still in a fit of anger and that he was not so easy to be coaxed.
Sure enough, this time also a satisfied look flashed by, and he started to find fault again.His good husband not only doesn't hurt him, but also picks him from a strange angle: "The technique is good, who did you practice it on before?"
Nuo Nuo was so frightened that she sat up straight, and said obediently: "I haven't practiced before, tonight is the first time." He whispered, "I'll give you everything", not daring to be lazy anymore: "If you like it, I will press it for you again." ?”
Huo Qian accepted the little liar's fawning behavior, and casually opened another topic of death: "You pretended to be a mother cat to deceive me and refused to let me recognize your father and son. I can let it go lightly. On the other hand, I have done this with you for a long time. Husband and wife, I don’t know that you have a little female cat living in your heart, it’s your husband’s dereliction of duty.”
Nuo Nuo's scalp was numb, and her ears perked up vigilantly.He couldn't hear Huo Qian saying "you can let it go", but he gritted his teeth and remembered it in his heart.
Careless, even a man would mind if his daughter-in-law lied about having two bloodlines.
"You're always afraid that I won't hurt you, so don't worry too much." Huo Qian said, sitting up cross-legged, catching Nuo Nuo with one hand and hugging her, while taking out a skirt with the other hand like a magic trick.
The pattern is complicated and exquisite, and the fabric is thin and elegant. It is the red color that brides are used to wearing, but it is not as dignified as the wedding dress.
It resembles a wedding dress, but it is more playful than a wedding dress, like a long skirt that a girl who hates marrying secretly cuts out to wear.The kind that would make fun of Xiao Nizi for wanting to get married and being stupid when she walked out of the room door.
Huo Qian presented the long skirt in front of Nuonuo: "Since I love being a little girl, my husband will naturally satisfy you. Do you like this one? I will find some more for you in a few days."
Nuonuo, whose family status has declined rapidly because of her habit of lying: said she likes it with tears in her eyes.
Huo Qian: "Put it on now."
Nuo Nuo is ashamed to change clothes.
A few days ago, even if he was pretending to be a little female cat, at most he meant to wear unisex styles, but he had never worn a small skirt.Twitching and hiding behind the screen, she didn't come out for a long time.
Huo Qian felt refreshed in his heart, and filled his brain with a bunch of images of Nuo Nuo who was ashamed to the point of tears behind him, but his middle-aged man was deceived by a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy, and his increasingly dark heart was satisfied.This means that the liar has learned his lesson, and he will be a couple in the future so that he can't bully others in a hurry, and he can almost really "let it go".
He was planning how to tell him to take off his skirt and put it back into men's clothes in a cold, noble and magnanimous way.Nunuuo's soft voice came from behind the screen: "Master, I can't put it on... Come in and help me."
Huo Qian, a gloomy adult, changed his mind in spite of everyone's expectations: The little liar asked me to go in even though he was disheveled inside, is this seducing me?Well, I'll go in and take a look and help.
Tsk, I want to see his blushing eyes.
When I went in and took a look, Nuo Nuo Guo really had tears in her eyes, but she was not ashamed, but anxious.This skirt is a hot and bold style, and the back waist is gathered by straps. Even after wearing it, the two backs cannot be sewn together.Instead, a V-shaped lower back will be exposed, which just allows people to see the graceful curve of the lower back.
How could Nuowuo know this, the kitten turned around like scratching its tail: my back, why can't my back stop meowing?
It is a kitten who dares to face up to mistakes and accept hardships.
Huo Qian didn't understand this either, he was just a straight man of steel, he inquired about the most famous tailor shop within a hundred miles, and picked out a bright red dress by mistake.How does the owner of the store emphasize that "customers can't order it, this is made by a little lady"
He refused to pick out skirts of other colors in the shop, and even spent a hundred taels of gold asking the shop owner to pay the little lady.
In the eyes of Huo Qian, who has a straight male aesthetic, the skirt is just a large piece of cloth sewn together, there is no difference in style, and the bright red one is the best.
The two men who didn't know much about skirts looked at each other, and Nuo Nuo hurriedly expressed his sincerity: "I didn't mean to show you that I didn't wear it on purpose, I really couldn't put it on." He made a funny circle again and pointed at the back Two pieces of cloth: "This skirt seems to be torn, I can't close them."
Huo Qian helped Nuo Nuo who was spinning round and round, and squatted down to tie him "two pieces of rags that can't fit together".
This is simply embarrassing him.
"If you can't wear it, don't wear it, take it off." Huo Qian didn't want to show his shortcomings in front of Nuo Nuo, so he found a way for himself.Who knows that Nuo Nuo is a liar with backbone: "No, I will definitely wear it for you if I tell you to wear it for you." He even twisted his waist with his back to the man: "Sister, hurry up~"
His husband took a deep breath, and said decisively that he was all on him, that he was omnipotent.
So the two fought with the skirt again for a cup of tea.Huo Qian felt Nunuuo's astonished eyes fall on his head, and he would blurt out at any moment: Xianggong, so you can't do it.
Huo Qian was suspiciously silent for a moment, and immediately stopped this meaningless and stupid behavior: "The size is wrong, wait a minute, I will go to a tailor to change it tomorrow."
Nuo Nuo cooperatively raised her two hands, and the colorful skirt was lifted from bottom to top, revealing her white and tender belly and slender waist.
Huo Qian folded the skirt aside, and took advantage of the opportunity to put his arms around Nuo Nuo's waist from behind and lift him back to the bed.The matter of the skirt is too embarrassing, Mrs. Huo needs to hug her little wife to calm down, and change the topic with him by the way, so as to cover up the embarrassing thing that he found a skirt that she can't even wear in the past.
He put his liar-like little wife on the bed, put his hands on his waist, and then did what he wanted to do all day long - touched his little wife's belly, and put his ears on her head with a cold look Mu Di listened for a while.
Nuo Nuo usually used her own hair to change into pajamas and pajamas, but now that her belly is attracting attention, she only changed into pajamas.I also sparingly used only a little bit of hair to make it thinner, so as not to damage it at night, and over time, I would turn myself into a little bald cat.He put his hands on Huo Qian's shoulders helplessly, neither pushing nor hugging, his cheeks flushed.
"What, what are you doing?" Nuo Nuo stammered, "Do you want me to lie down, lie flat so that you can feel more comfortable?"
Huo Qian answered irrelevant questions, nodding his soft belly: "I left it to your son, did he grow up here?"
Nuo Nuo nodded, then lowered her head in shame.
Hiding Huo Qian's child for his own selfish desire is a more difficult hurdle than pretending to be a kitten, and he feels very uneasy.
"A few days before you ran away from home, we slept together in the same bed," Huo Qian put Nuo Nuo on his knee, he loved this kind of controlling position, and his palm still rested on Nuo Nuo's belly, "I actually Didn't realize you had it."
A lamp beside the bed was like a bean, illuminating the bed curtain embroidered with silver threads to flash a lingering crystal light, Nuo Nuo lowered her eyes: "At that time, I was still young, and there was only one, so I didn't show my bosom."
He put his hand on Huo Qian's, and embedded himself in the man's arms: "Zai Zai is not big, and he doesn't show his bosom until he is born."
"You've been here all this time? You're the only one taking him?"
Nuonuo skipped the first question and didn't go into detail about how she prepared Huo Qian's chance encounter routine twice and three times, but returned to the matter that she couldn't succeed.He only picked good things and said: "How can I bring it here by myself? He was hungry for a long time when he was born, because our cat spirit with dryad blood has no milk. First, we found a female leopard..."
A man who suddenly finds out that he has a son always has a special desire to explore about children.Missing nearly a hundred days of life is like missing the entire cub period.
The two of them were chatting about their children next to each other, like a young couple who had no quarrel, as if they had never parted or lied to each other.
After listening to Huo Tang's whole cub period one after another, mixed with some miscellaneous and embarrassing deeds of cat cubs.For example, I can never tell whether my tail is the same as my torso, and I once bit my own tail bald.I still can't get rid of the habit of picking up fast-moving small objects. I often run out in the middle of the night, and when I wake up the next morning, I can see the remains of birds, flowers, and butterflies on my pillow.
Nuo Nuo is often frightened and has an irregular heartbeat.
When asked why he put his mouth on the pillow, he proudly said, like a small male peacock spreading his tail: "Give it to miamia!"
Speaking of this kind of horrific back-feeding behavior, Nuo Nuo is full of helplessness towards the bear child: "Zai Zai is still young, not very smart, and he is a bit reckless. If he directly refuses or shows that he doesn't like it, he will be fine the next night." I will give you other gifts, one bigger than the other. The most exaggerated time was a cow’s head on my bed. I was half asleep and half awake, and I touched the pillow and sank it. When I touched it casually, my hands were full of sticky blood.”
Droughts die from droughts, and floods die from floods.
Huo Qian didn't show it, but he was envious in his heart.Listening and comforting myself: This is also my son, theoretically speaking, I can receive a gift from my son sooner or later, so don't be impatient.
He kind of wanted to take the baby to sleep, or run to the next cabin by himself.But Nuo Nuo's obedient little cowardice is really rare for him. After the time when this little liar feels guilty, let him realize that he is going to die with him, and he will go back to his old ways. He has never seen such a docile person. Little sweetheart.
It is also inconvenient to keep the child by his side at night. For example, it is difficult for him to deal with the little liar and make him have a long memory, so as not to lose face and make him difficult to discipline the child in the future.
Miss Huo, who was immersed in the emotions of being newlywed after a long absence, shamefully acquiesced to Nuonuo's theory that "children should be separated into beds".Between the cub and the lady, I chose the latter.
He is a vulgar man who is happy to be a father but has little sense of reality, and he is still nostalgic for the time when the two were a family.
Huo Qian was condemning himself for not taking the cub with him day and night, when there was a loud noise from the window, and a majestic kitten rushed in.
Your cub suddenly appears and spews out a butterfly with half of its wing bitten off onto your pillow.
The cub excitedly pushed the dead butterfly to Nuo Nuo's end with his pink nose, happily saying, "Miamia, I caught it for you for supper."
Nuo Nuo's face was dark, Huo Qian was holding Nuo Nuo and touching his belly.He never expected his imagination to move so fast, while loosening Nuo Nuo a little so that the child would not look too precocious, he looked at the cub's mouth with anticipation: Is there any part for me?
The answer is of course no.The brat didn't come here to be filial to his father, this insidious brat was praised by Nuo Nuo's politeness, and turned his head towards his uncle: "Uncle——"
Huo Qian was very pleasantly surprised: There is no gift, it is good to have a spoiled child, this is the first spoiled child he has received since becoming a father.
Although the kid didn't know why he called his uncle back, Huo Qian didn't think he was a formal person.It is acceptable for the cub to change his words for a while and he is not used to it. It is completely acceptable to pronounce it as "uncle" and use it as "daddy".Even at a certain moment, Huo Qian's mind was empty. Seeing that the boy had his own filter, his heart was excited: ah!Baby!Elf!Beautiful!Fairy!I'm cow dung, they both are flowers
Figure it out slowly.The old father who was fascinated by the cub was patient.
He took over a little cannonball boy, and nervously prepared to accept the child's first coquettish kiss.Unexpectedly, the cub opened his mouth to him, revealing a frog's leg, two grasshopper heads, three and a half butterfly wings, and a lot of grass and dirt between the sharp teeth.
Huo Qian's movements froze, and he deeply suspected that the kitten not only had a butterfly frog in its mouth, but also planed mud with its mouth.
Zai Zai rested his dirty front paws on Huo Qian's tiger's mouth, showing enthusiasm to the spotless new father, it's disgusting: "Uncle kiss~" The paws were removed, leaving behind two small black plum blossoms .
Huo Qian had previously praised that Nuo Nuo's meat pad was like a plum blossom, but he never thought that this thing could really dye a plum blossom.Staring at the plum blossom marks on his tiger's mouth for a moment, he wondered if he was about to be rolled all over in food scraps and mud by this brat who acted like a baby all of a sudden.
Zai Zai and this uncle have also lived under the same roof for a long time, how can they not see that Huo Qian is a particular person.Maybe it's because Huo Youhui used to be his son to teach poetry and books, and because of his good looks, he was treated like a junior by a group of teachers. He is not rough like ordinary men, and his behavior has the temperament of a refined niche.Such a person would probably not be able to make out with a dirty brat.
Zai Zai has already thought about it, given how much Nuo Nuo loves his servant Huo recently, if he provokes Nuo Nuo to drive away his uncle, he will probably be pressed on a chair and spanked: he is not allowed to learn to be good at a young age. For your dad.
So he wanted to pretend to be Huo Qian's most disgusting cub, so that he couldn't bear being a servant in his own house, and left to serve other people's mother and child.If he doesn't leave, he can still play a "after being rejected" scene of running away from home.Losing a lot of weight outside and then coming back made miamia's heart ache to death, cheating uncle.
It's better to show that you want to be more intimate with your uncle while your uncle is gone, so that even if your uncle files a complaint before he leaves, miamia won't take her anger out on him.
——My Zai Zai obviously likes you very much, and he is still young, so he is just a kitty king of the mountain. Don't slander him for deliberately dealing with you.
Plan Tong Zai Zai Zai Zai: Hey hey I am really a smart little cat.I can definitely dominate miamia.Daddy?Not required.
Huo Qian was distracted by the glutinous plum blossom feet. Seeing Huo Qian's silence, Zai Zai naturally thought that he was about to succeed.He also deliberately opened his mouth wide to let Huo Qian see clearly what a heavy kiss he was about to bear, and aggressively said, "I want to kiss my uncle." If he was given a stage, he would be able to sing a victory horn passionately and generously: Yi Jiang Remaining brave to chase the poor, don't sell your name to become the overlord.
Unexpectedly, Huo Qian and him looked at each other, grabbing the round head of the cat cub was a bear kiss.
Buy one get three free, can't help but grab Zai Zai's small head, lift Zai Zai's small chest, and even grab Zai Zai's small jiojio, in turn on Zai Zai's head, furry little chest, dirty little meat kissed on the mat.
The air was suddenly quiet.
After breathing in and out, Zai Zai turned into a cat that had lost its ideals in Huo Qian's hands, with a dazed look on his face: "Meow... Meow??? Wow!!!!!!" He pressed his two front paws on Huo Qian On the back of the submerged hand, the furry hind legs shrank back and forth, trying to escape.He was so frightened that he forgot the script, and yelled: "Wow! miamia, uncle kissed me, woo woo woo."
Zai Zai fell into the sand before he was able to succeed in his career, and suffered great grievances. The scheming kitten's character setting couldn't be more tense for a second: "He kisses me, woo woo woo I don't want anyone other than miamia to kiss my uncle, how can I, uncle He even kissed me jiojio, he is so perverted!!!”
Huo Qian, who didn't understand the cub's tricks at all, looked at Nuonuo helplessly, asking for help: Can't I kiss him?Wasn't he the one who acted like a baby to me just now?It's really hard to guess what your kitty is thinking.
Huo Qian was lying on the bed with his upper body naked, and a pussy cat sat on his back and massaged his back.The little cat's hands were sore from pressing, and he didn't feel pity for calling people to rest for a while, and he also disliked that people were not strong enough and ordered people to use force.
If it weren't for his body and appearance being taller and more handsome than the one on him, his posture would be comparable to that of the old man visiting the brothel.
Nuo Nuo pressed him for a long time, her hands were sore.He was still terrified last night that he would never see A-Jiao again. After a peaceful day, he observed his words and deeds and thought that he had no signs of becoming an abandoned husband, so he became more courageous.Also trying to get away with being cute.He clattered and fell down in a straddling position, and blew into the man's ear: "Sister, what a good husband, my son's father, my wrist is so sore. You hurt me, please forgive me."
Ever since he was betrayed by his mother-in-law bird, he tried his best to find one hundred and eight ways to please Gillian. One of them was that he discovered that Huo Qian liked to hear him called "Xianggong".
Every time he called, Huo Qian's expression softened for a moment.Then he straightened his face immediately to show that he was still in a fit of anger and that he was not so easy to be coaxed.
Sure enough, this time also a satisfied look flashed by, and he started to find fault again.His good husband not only doesn't hurt him, but also picks him from a strange angle: "The technique is good, who did you practice it on before?"
Nuo Nuo was so frightened that she sat up straight, and said obediently: "I haven't practiced before, tonight is the first time." He whispered, "I'll give you everything", not daring to be lazy anymore: "If you like it, I will press it for you again." ?”
Huo Qian accepted the little liar's fawning behavior, and casually opened another topic of death: "You pretended to be a mother cat to deceive me and refused to let me recognize your father and son. I can let it go lightly. On the other hand, I have done this with you for a long time. Husband and wife, I don’t know that you have a little female cat living in your heart, it’s your husband’s dereliction of duty.”
Nuo Nuo's scalp was numb, and her ears perked up vigilantly.He couldn't hear Huo Qian saying "you can let it go", but he gritted his teeth and remembered it in his heart.
Careless, even a man would mind if his daughter-in-law lied about having two bloodlines.
"You're always afraid that I won't hurt you, so don't worry too much." Huo Qian said, sitting up cross-legged, catching Nuo Nuo with one hand and hugging her, while taking out a skirt with the other hand like a magic trick.
The pattern is complicated and exquisite, and the fabric is thin and elegant. It is the red color that brides are used to wearing, but it is not as dignified as the wedding dress.
It resembles a wedding dress, but it is more playful than a wedding dress, like a long skirt that a girl who hates marrying secretly cuts out to wear.The kind that would make fun of Xiao Nizi for wanting to get married and being stupid when she walked out of the room door.
Huo Qian presented the long skirt in front of Nuonuo: "Since I love being a little girl, my husband will naturally satisfy you. Do you like this one? I will find some more for you in a few days."
Nuonuo, whose family status has declined rapidly because of her habit of lying: said she likes it with tears in her eyes.
Huo Qian: "Put it on now."
Nuo Nuo is ashamed to change clothes.
A few days ago, even if he was pretending to be a little female cat, at most he meant to wear unisex styles, but he had never worn a small skirt.Twitching and hiding behind the screen, she didn't come out for a long time.
Huo Qian felt refreshed in his heart, and filled his brain with a bunch of images of Nuo Nuo who was ashamed to the point of tears behind him, but his middle-aged man was deceived by a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy, and his increasingly dark heart was satisfied.This means that the liar has learned his lesson, and he will be a couple in the future so that he can't bully others in a hurry, and he can almost really "let it go".
He was planning how to tell him to take off his skirt and put it back into men's clothes in a cold, noble and magnanimous way.Nunuuo's soft voice came from behind the screen: "Master, I can't put it on... Come in and help me."
Huo Qian, a gloomy adult, changed his mind in spite of everyone's expectations: The little liar asked me to go in even though he was disheveled inside, is this seducing me?Well, I'll go in and take a look and help.
Tsk, I want to see his blushing eyes.
When I went in and took a look, Nuo Nuo Guo really had tears in her eyes, but she was not ashamed, but anxious.This skirt is a hot and bold style, and the back waist is gathered by straps. Even after wearing it, the two backs cannot be sewn together.Instead, a V-shaped lower back will be exposed, which just allows people to see the graceful curve of the lower back.
How could Nuowuo know this, the kitten turned around like scratching its tail: my back, why can't my back stop meowing?
It is a kitten who dares to face up to mistakes and accept hardships.
Huo Qian didn't understand this either, he was just a straight man of steel, he inquired about the most famous tailor shop within a hundred miles, and picked out a bright red dress by mistake.How does the owner of the store emphasize that "customers can't order it, this is made by a little lady"
He refused to pick out skirts of other colors in the shop, and even spent a hundred taels of gold asking the shop owner to pay the little lady.
In the eyes of Huo Qian, who has a straight male aesthetic, the skirt is just a large piece of cloth sewn together, there is no difference in style, and the bright red one is the best.
The two men who didn't know much about skirts looked at each other, and Nuo Nuo hurriedly expressed his sincerity: "I didn't mean to show you that I didn't wear it on purpose, I really couldn't put it on." He made a funny circle again and pointed at the back Two pieces of cloth: "This skirt seems to be torn, I can't close them."
Huo Qian helped Nuo Nuo who was spinning round and round, and squatted down to tie him "two pieces of rags that can't fit together".
This is simply embarrassing him.
"If you can't wear it, don't wear it, take it off." Huo Qian didn't want to show his shortcomings in front of Nuo Nuo, so he found a way for himself.Who knows that Nuo Nuo is a liar with backbone: "No, I will definitely wear it for you if I tell you to wear it for you." He even twisted his waist with his back to the man: "Sister, hurry up~"
His husband took a deep breath, and said decisively that he was all on him, that he was omnipotent.
So the two fought with the skirt again for a cup of tea.Huo Qian felt Nunuuo's astonished eyes fall on his head, and he would blurt out at any moment: Xianggong, so you can't do it.
Huo Qian was suspiciously silent for a moment, and immediately stopped this meaningless and stupid behavior: "The size is wrong, wait a minute, I will go to a tailor to change it tomorrow."
Nuo Nuo cooperatively raised her two hands, and the colorful skirt was lifted from bottom to top, revealing her white and tender belly and slender waist.
Huo Qian folded the skirt aside, and took advantage of the opportunity to put his arms around Nuo Nuo's waist from behind and lift him back to the bed.The matter of the skirt is too embarrassing, Mrs. Huo needs to hug her little wife to calm down, and change the topic with him by the way, so as to cover up the embarrassing thing that he found a skirt that she can't even wear in the past.
He put his liar-like little wife on the bed, put his hands on his waist, and then did what he wanted to do all day long - touched his little wife's belly, and put his ears on her head with a cold look Mu Di listened for a while.
Nuo Nuo usually used her own hair to change into pajamas and pajamas, but now that her belly is attracting attention, she only changed into pajamas.I also sparingly used only a little bit of hair to make it thinner, so as not to damage it at night, and over time, I would turn myself into a little bald cat.He put his hands on Huo Qian's shoulders helplessly, neither pushing nor hugging, his cheeks flushed.
"What, what are you doing?" Nuo Nuo stammered, "Do you want me to lie down, lie flat so that you can feel more comfortable?"
Huo Qian answered irrelevant questions, nodding his soft belly: "I left it to your son, did he grow up here?"
Nuo Nuo nodded, then lowered her head in shame.
Hiding Huo Qian's child for his own selfish desire is a more difficult hurdle than pretending to be a kitten, and he feels very uneasy.
"A few days before you ran away from home, we slept together in the same bed," Huo Qian put Nuo Nuo on his knee, he loved this kind of controlling position, and his palm still rested on Nuo Nuo's belly, "I actually Didn't realize you had it."
A lamp beside the bed was like a bean, illuminating the bed curtain embroidered with silver threads to flash a lingering crystal light, Nuo Nuo lowered her eyes: "At that time, I was still young, and there was only one, so I didn't show my bosom."
He put his hand on Huo Qian's, and embedded himself in the man's arms: "Zai Zai is not big, and he doesn't show his bosom until he is born."
"You've been here all this time? You're the only one taking him?"
Nuonuo skipped the first question and didn't go into detail about how she prepared Huo Qian's chance encounter routine twice and three times, but returned to the matter that she couldn't succeed.He only picked good things and said: "How can I bring it here by myself? He was hungry for a long time when he was born, because our cat spirit with dryad blood has no milk. First, we found a female leopard..."
A man who suddenly finds out that he has a son always has a special desire to explore about children.Missing nearly a hundred days of life is like missing the entire cub period.
The two of them were chatting about their children next to each other, like a young couple who had no quarrel, as if they had never parted or lied to each other.
After listening to Huo Tang's whole cub period one after another, mixed with some miscellaneous and embarrassing deeds of cat cubs.For example, I can never tell whether my tail is the same as my torso, and I once bit my own tail bald.I still can't get rid of the habit of picking up fast-moving small objects. I often run out in the middle of the night, and when I wake up the next morning, I can see the remains of birds, flowers, and butterflies on my pillow.
Nuo Nuo is often frightened and has an irregular heartbeat.
When asked why he put his mouth on the pillow, he proudly said, like a small male peacock spreading his tail: "Give it to miamia!"
Speaking of this kind of horrific back-feeding behavior, Nuo Nuo is full of helplessness towards the bear child: "Zai Zai is still young, not very smart, and he is a bit reckless. If he directly refuses or shows that he doesn't like it, he will be fine the next night." I will give you other gifts, one bigger than the other. The most exaggerated time was a cow’s head on my bed. I was half asleep and half awake, and I touched the pillow and sank it. When I touched it casually, my hands were full of sticky blood.”
Droughts die from droughts, and floods die from floods.
Huo Qian didn't show it, but he was envious in his heart.Listening and comforting myself: This is also my son, theoretically speaking, I can receive a gift from my son sooner or later, so don't be impatient.
He kind of wanted to take the baby to sleep, or run to the next cabin by himself.But Nuo Nuo's obedient little cowardice is really rare for him. After the time when this little liar feels guilty, let him realize that he is going to die with him, and he will go back to his old ways. He has never seen such a docile person. Little sweetheart.
It is also inconvenient to keep the child by his side at night. For example, it is difficult for him to deal with the little liar and make him have a long memory, so as not to lose face and make him difficult to discipline the child in the future.
Miss Huo, who was immersed in the emotions of being newlywed after a long absence, shamefully acquiesced to Nuonuo's theory that "children should be separated into beds".Between the cub and the lady, I chose the latter.
He is a vulgar man who is happy to be a father but has little sense of reality, and he is still nostalgic for the time when the two were a family.
Huo Qian was condemning himself for not taking the cub with him day and night, when there was a loud noise from the window, and a majestic kitten rushed in.
Your cub suddenly appears and spews out a butterfly with half of its wing bitten off onto your pillow.
The cub excitedly pushed the dead butterfly to Nuo Nuo's end with his pink nose, happily saying, "Miamia, I caught it for you for supper."
Nuo Nuo's face was dark, Huo Qian was holding Nuo Nuo and touching his belly.He never expected his imagination to move so fast, while loosening Nuo Nuo a little so that the child would not look too precocious, he looked at the cub's mouth with anticipation: Is there any part for me?
The answer is of course no.The brat didn't come here to be filial to his father, this insidious brat was praised by Nuo Nuo's politeness, and turned his head towards his uncle: "Uncle——"
Huo Qian was very pleasantly surprised: There is no gift, it is good to have a spoiled child, this is the first spoiled child he has received since becoming a father.
Although the kid didn't know why he called his uncle back, Huo Qian didn't think he was a formal person.It is acceptable for the cub to change his words for a while and he is not used to it. It is completely acceptable to pronounce it as "uncle" and use it as "daddy".Even at a certain moment, Huo Qian's mind was empty. Seeing that the boy had his own filter, his heart was excited: ah!Baby!Elf!Beautiful!Fairy!I'm cow dung, they both are flowers
Figure it out slowly.The old father who was fascinated by the cub was patient.
He took over a little cannonball boy, and nervously prepared to accept the child's first coquettish kiss.Unexpectedly, the cub opened his mouth to him, revealing a frog's leg, two grasshopper heads, three and a half butterfly wings, and a lot of grass and dirt between the sharp teeth.
Huo Qian's movements froze, and he deeply suspected that the kitten not only had a butterfly frog in its mouth, but also planed mud with its mouth.
Zai Zai rested his dirty front paws on Huo Qian's tiger's mouth, showing enthusiasm to the spotless new father, it's disgusting: "Uncle kiss~" The paws were removed, leaving behind two small black plum blossoms .
Huo Qian had previously praised that Nuo Nuo's meat pad was like a plum blossom, but he never thought that this thing could really dye a plum blossom.Staring at the plum blossom marks on his tiger's mouth for a moment, he wondered if he was about to be rolled all over in food scraps and mud by this brat who acted like a baby all of a sudden.
Zai Zai and this uncle have also lived under the same roof for a long time, how can they not see that Huo Qian is a particular person.Maybe it's because Huo Youhui used to be his son to teach poetry and books, and because of his good looks, he was treated like a junior by a group of teachers. He is not rough like ordinary men, and his behavior has the temperament of a refined niche.Such a person would probably not be able to make out with a dirty brat.
Zai Zai has already thought about it, given how much Nuo Nuo loves his servant Huo recently, if he provokes Nuo Nuo to drive away his uncle, he will probably be pressed on a chair and spanked: he is not allowed to learn to be good at a young age. For your dad.
So he wanted to pretend to be Huo Qian's most disgusting cub, so that he couldn't bear being a servant in his own house, and left to serve other people's mother and child.If he doesn't leave, he can still play a "after being rejected" scene of running away from home.Losing a lot of weight outside and then coming back made miamia's heart ache to death, cheating uncle.
It's better to show that you want to be more intimate with your uncle while your uncle is gone, so that even if your uncle files a complaint before he leaves, miamia won't take her anger out on him.
——My Zai Zai obviously likes you very much, and he is still young, so he is just a kitty king of the mountain. Don't slander him for deliberately dealing with you.
Plan Tong Zai Zai Zai Zai: Hey hey I am really a smart little cat.I can definitely dominate miamia.Daddy?Not required.
Huo Qian was distracted by the glutinous plum blossom feet. Seeing Huo Qian's silence, Zai Zai naturally thought that he was about to succeed.He also deliberately opened his mouth wide to let Huo Qian see clearly what a heavy kiss he was about to bear, and aggressively said, "I want to kiss my uncle." If he was given a stage, he would be able to sing a victory horn passionately and generously: Yi Jiang Remaining brave to chase the poor, don't sell your name to become the overlord.
Unexpectedly, Huo Qian and him looked at each other, grabbing the round head of the cat cub was a bear kiss.
Buy one get three free, can't help but grab Zai Zai's small head, lift Zai Zai's small chest, and even grab Zai Zai's small jiojio, in turn on Zai Zai's head, furry little chest, dirty little meat kissed on the mat.
The air was suddenly quiet.
After breathing in and out, Zai Zai turned into a cat that had lost its ideals in Huo Qian's hands, with a dazed look on his face: "Meow... Meow??? Wow!!!!!!" He pressed his two front paws on Huo Qian On the back of the submerged hand, the furry hind legs shrank back and forth, trying to escape.He was so frightened that he forgot the script, and yelled: "Wow! miamia, uncle kissed me, woo woo woo."
Zai Zai fell into the sand before he was able to succeed in his career, and suffered great grievances. The scheming kitten's character setting couldn't be more tense for a second: "He kisses me, woo woo woo I don't want anyone other than miamia to kiss my uncle, how can I, uncle He even kissed me jiojio, he is so perverted!!!”
Huo Qian, who didn't understand the cub's tricks at all, looked at Nuonuo helplessly, asking for help: Can't I kiss him?Wasn't he the one who acted like a baby to me just now?It's really hard to guess what your kitty is thinking.
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