i'm just a kitty

The morning sun shines through the window, and Nuomuo wakes up to the chirping of birds.Opening his eyes, he was about to stretch before lifting the cub out of the bed, when the arm exposed outside the thin quilt suddenly froze.He slept on his back, usually with at most the weight of a kitten on his lap.

Today there was more than one kitten, at least the weight of a hundred kittens overwhelmed him.

Nuo Nuomu lowered his head in a daze, and saw long curly hair spreading from his chest to his arms. He pushed the hair away, revealing a Huo Ajiao who had slept until her cheeks were flushed.The tired bird is like returning to its nest, half of its body is pressing on him, clinging to him, handsome and delicate, it looks very delicious.

Nuo Nuo is just a kitten, he doesn't know what he's looking at, and he doesn't know what he's doing.Subconsciously, he hugged his A-Jiao with his backhand, raised one leg, and rubbed the ring against the man's lower back... A man would wake up if he was rubbed like this, and responded to the urging immediately.

When Nuo Nuo was swept up to the head of the bed, she finally understood the current situation: after drinking, she had sex, and the fake wine misled me.I don't remember what I said after drinking, but I remember clearly the process of the two being together.This time is not what I want. Anyone who sees the big beauty who is used to being promiscuous is lying on her body without defense, and will do it again regardless of thinking.

Nuo Nuo woke up from the gentleness when she was tossed to the point of sobbing silently:

who am I?

I'm Nuonuo's younger sister, Mi Nunuuo.

where am i from?

I just dumped Gillian four months ago.

Where am I going?

I wanted to pretend to be a poor little girl who couldn't help myself, and return to Gillian's side as Nuo Nuo.

but what am i doing now

I'm sleeping with my brother-in-law as Nuowu's twin sister, brother-in-law!

Nuo Nuo was shocked all of a sudden: What happened last night, how did I remember how fierce and difficult Gillian was.

This confused little cat only dared to try weakly.He had scooped up a pillow earlier and put it on top of his head so he wouldn't be pushed out of bed.At this moment, he raised his hands above his head and grasped the two corners of the pillow firmly, looking like a fish on a chopping board, and shouted a few times: "Brother?"

Huo Qian kept moving, and when he stretched his hand down, he slapped Nuo Nuo's already bright red buttocks even more red: "What did you call me?" What identity is she having sex with herself, so she tried again: "Brother, brother-in-law, we can't do this."

As soon as the words fell, Nuo Nuo let out an exclamation when she was hit hard.With tears in his eyes, Huo Qian pointed to his legs wrapped around the man's waist, and said mockingly: "Brother?" He took Nuo Nuo's hand and forced it into an indescribable position: "You used this to greet brother-in-law? It's so warm."

Nuo Nuo cried out in shame and joy, and was tossed and tossed by Huo Qian hanging on the wall again.During the intermission, Huo Qian was jumping outside the bed with his jacket on, looking like he wanted to rush up to kill the cat, Nuo Nuo curled up at the end of the bed and wept secretly: the way he just fell asleep on his chest was so gentle and gentle, But when he opened his eyes, it was like a different person.I'm so stupid, I only know that he used to call me Mr. Xianggong, but how could I forget that our mirror is broken now, hey, my butt hurts...

Huo Qian walked around like a trapped beast for a while, then went out suddenly.

Nuo Nuo: Ah, this is the legendary throw away after eating?What should I do, should I pretend nothing happened and continue to be a kitten?The fake wine doesn't work for him, so I have to find another way to charm him.

Fascinated...he was so charming and exciting just now...his butt hurts.

Huo Qian had only taken a few breaths before coming in again, holding a birdcage covered with black cloth in his hand.Nuo Nuo rubbed her buttocks and shrank at the end of the bed, looking at Huo Qian with ignorant and curious eyes.

Huo Qian put the birdcage on the bed, leaned over and asked Nuonuo: "Are you a little male cat or a little female cat, Nuomuo or Mi Nuonuo?"

Nuo Nuo had a question mark on his face, thinking that he should stick to his position and not waver, how could he pick his own skin.Facing Gillian's scrutinizing eyes, he bit the bullet and said anxiously: "Brother, brother-in-law, I, I am the little female cat Mi Nuo Nuo."

Huo Qian said "Oh" with a blank face, and with one hand, he took Nuo Nuo out of the end of the bed and hugged him to his lap, playing with his frightened cat's tail: "So you are a little female cat who loves to seduce my brother-in-law, How will you explain to your brother in the future that you slept with his man?"

"No, it's not like that." Nuo Nuo was at a loss for words, bowing her head like a penguin.

Huo Qian sighed softly, picked up the clothes on the ground and wiped the wet tail root, and joked: "You like brother-in-law so much?"

Nuonuo was cut off by herself, and after saying "I like it", she wanted to run away in shame.However, Huo Qian hugged him tightly, so he could only bury his head on the man's shoulder, preventing him from seeing his face.Unexpectedly, seeing the mottled scratches on the man's back, he had to close his eyes, put his chin on Huo Qian's shoulder and pretended to be dead.

But Huo Qian didn't let him go: "Little mother cat, whose son is Huo Tang?" After finishing speaking, he added: "Don't get the answer wrong, the liar's family status is low."

Nuo Nuo was shocked, not knowing what kind of medicine Huo Qian was selling in the gourd, and began to write in spring and autumn: "Dang, of course it is my husband's." My husband is you, bastard Huo Qian.

"Who is my husband, is it me?" Huo Qian narrowed his eyes slightly.

Nuo Nuo had no choice but to deny it flatly.

Huo Qian was so angry that he had the tendency to jump his feet again, but he could only turn his anger into two light slaps while holding a kitten who desperately stretched his head behind his shoulder, as if he was about to jump over his shoulder to escape for his life.Nuo Nuo miserably covered her buttocks, and was greeted with another soul torture: "Would you like to give birth to your brother-in-law?"

Nunuuo Mao's ears drooped tightly, and she was very nervous by Huo Qian's continuous questioning, like a little scum who got the test paper but couldn't do a single question, the uncertain factors in her tone jumped out of the screen: "No, I don't want to ?”

As soon as the words fell, the little liar Nuo Nuo was thrown into the bed.Huo Qian got up and lifted the birdcage on the side, and asked the two mother-in-law birds through the black cloth: "Are you a little male cat or a little female cat, are you Nuo Nuo or Mi Nuo Nuo?"

Nuo Nuo was covering her waist, her eyes were in the panic of "Is Gillian crazy?" Before she could stand still, she heard a delicate response from the birdcage: "I am Nuo Nuo, I am the little princess. A cat is not a kitten." The tone and the way of punctuation were perfectly imitated.Let people know who the real deity is when they hear it.

Nuo Nuo's scalp is numb.

Huo Qian then asked the bird: "Whose son is Huo Tang?"

Two mother-in-law birds competed to answer:

"If it's not yours, who else could it be? Didn't I ask him to call you daddy just now, did you still agree?"

"I've lived 17 years, and I've lived in a muddle, but you're the only man. I've been away from you for four months because you've been urging me three times tonight to have a baby. gone."

There are also private talk such as "couple" and "self-reliance".

Nuo Nuo wraps herself tightly in the little quilt, and there are a thousand groundhogs screaming in her heart: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah when did I skin myself?Why do I have no impression at all?How can I be so honest?What else did I say? I didn't say it all, did I?God is going to kill my kitty.

The two mother-in-law birds quickly told him what else they had said, and sang together: "I would like to give you another child!"

The word "Zai" is extraordinarily full of enthusiasm, high emotions, true feelings, and cannot be misunderstood.

Nuo Nuo screamed and got into the quilt and turned into a shrunken kitten.After hiding himself, he turned into his original form, and fled to the end of the bed with the quilt in his arms.From Huo Qian's point of view, it looks exactly like a big mouse that was kidnapped and escaped.

Huo Qian threw the two tape recorders back to the firewood room, and came back to settle accounts with the lying cat.He poked the little lump on the bed, so angry that he wanted to laugh: "Come out."

Nuo Nuo woo woo woo: "If you don't come out, I'll have no face to see you."

"You treacherous little bastard still have the face to reject me?" Huo Qian gritted his teeth, "Come out!"

Nuo Nuo froze all over, and crawled out of the quilt with her head down and her waist down.A cat with disheveled hair lay down beside Huo Qian's legs, sniffing pitifully: "Ah, Gillian."

"It's 'Gillian' now, not 'Brother'?" Huo Qian put one hand on his head, smoothing the clumps of dull hair on his head. Hmm?" Nuo Nuo's situation was gone, she lost the ability to argue, and let out a groan.After being stroked a few times, he was stuck on the mattress like a dead dog, turning into a bunch of cats who had lost their ideals.

When he was sad, he came to the sad place, the cat's head was stuffed under the pillow and began to sob, leaving only a round and fluffy cat butt for Huo Qian.Huo Qian flicked him with his fingers, and this guy changed from crying softly to howling heartbroken: "You know I'm so sweet, woo woo woo, and you also know that I lied to you, you will always be..." Stealing small and meticulous things like ashes, and stuttering: "Everyone is going to hate, hate me."

Huo Qian didn't say a word, and let this small work continue to collapse: "Are you going to leave after today? If I were you, I would go too. It was you who I chased and pursued, and I was always chasing you If you don't let go, you promised to be with me. But I, I, my character is inferior, I play with you, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me."

The incoherent little liar suddenly jumped out from under the pillow, spread his legs and came back to hug Huo Qian's thigh: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”

"I know you can definitely find a little monster who is better and more capable than me, but you, you, I really change, I will be obedient and learn to be good. Don't replace me, please." The lie was exposed Xi Zuo started to play tricks, yelling hoarsely: "Don't hurt me any more!"

Huo Qian looked coldly at the bastard who lied three times in a row in the early morning, and didn't subdue until he was exposed. In his mind, he imagined the picture of hanging him up and beating him. He still picked up the cat in his hand: "Become a human."

Huo Qian pulled the little liar who was so frightened into a soft-footed shrimp to the front, and was satisfied to see him crying so pitifully. "We have plenty of time to settle this account slowly." He nodded his waxy red lips, "Now, shut up your mouth full of lies, and show the sincerity that a wife who has done wrong wants to get back together. .”

Nuo Nuo was too obedient to nod her head, and as soon as he let go of his fingers, he rushed forward and hugged the man's shoulders.Lips and teeth depend on each other, to please his husband who is still angry.

Huo Qian: I asked you to wait for me to get up, and we will go to wake the child up together.You can tell me how to live in an ordinary family of three.What the hell is going on in your head?

It's just that the cat spirit cried so much that her cheeks were wet, and thinking about it just now, the cat spirit was so afraid that she would no longer love him in the future, so she gave Nuo Nuo another cup of tea, and had a warm and affectionate relationship with him like an ordinary couple. kiss.By the way, Nuo Nuo's tail, which was so nervous that it couldn't be retracted, was comforted.

Just about to get out and urge Nuo Nuo to get up, the boy's bright and loud voice came from outside: "Bad uncle, the cardboard box you put next to my bed is really annoying, I spent half the night doing all the room crawling!" Come out, I hate it to death...you make me another one, or I won't call your daddy meow meow meow!"

The cub rushes in anxiously and then jumps back out the door, staring at the scene where miamia is pinched by the waist and knelt down in front of his uncle to offer a kiss.

His miamia was delicate and soft, exuding a delicious aura, as if it was about to melt in his uncle's hands.Seeing that he hadn't responded for a while when he came in, he was supported by his uncle in a weak state, blinking his big wet eyes.The wind brought by the opening of the door swept over his temporary layer of unlined clothing, revealing his thin waistline, making him even more non-aggressive, a small biscuit that everyone can handle.

The boy who is less than [-] days old has little experience, he was stunned for a second, then rushed to the bed with his little butt twisted, squeezed between his uncle and Nuo Nuo: "What are you playing, I want to play too."

Just as he was talking, he saw a crimson mark on Nuo Nuo's shoulder, and immediately turned into an arrogant kitten: "What's going on?" Thinking of the posture just now, he cleverly lifted the corner of Nuo Nuo's clothes, and also saw a few around his waist. Ambiguous red seal.

"Uncle, you beat me miamia?! And you beat him all over with bruises?!" The kitten roared in disbelief, and pushed Huo Qian away with one move, "What's the matter with bullying the weak, I'll fight you, after the fight Get out of our house!"

"Repeal your qualifications as a father in our family!" The kitten straightened his waist, and shouted in a voice ten thousand times harder than Nuo Nuo, "Roll!"

Nuo Nuo panicked and covered the cat's mouth, and trapped the arrogant kitten in her arms, feeling that her cat's life was gloomy: Shut up, son, I begged your father to stay and you will dismantle me .Meow, how do I explain to my son that this is not typed, yes yes yes yes...

Nuo Nuo, who continued to suffer from the shameful crit, hugged the cat cub, and threw it into Huo Qian's arms in a nonsensical manner, pretending to be dead.