i'm just a kitty

The overly clingy cat ran off after a bit of rubbing and didn't show up all morning.The man just treats it like a little pet acting like a spoiled child, and when he wipes his mouth, he starts to be cold and poisonous again.While persecuting the poison, I can't help feeling admiration for the unmasked genius doctor, knowing that not all poisons and dangers in the world can be overcome by the fairy body.If it weren't for the help of an expert, he might have to endure for a long time to get out of the two months of accumulated cold.

Feisheng itself is only recognized by the Dao of Heaven, but all kinds of exotic flowers and animals in the world are all created by the Dao of Heaven, each with its own unique strengths.When two or two face each other, it is not uncommon for both to gain the upper hand, and it is not uncommon for both to lose.

For example, this time in the extremely cold Ruoyuan snatched the relics from the original fierce beast there, the opponent was knocked out with a row of teeth seriously injured and fell to the bottom of the lake, and he himself also fell into the cold air, lost all consciousness and was thrown out of Ruoyuan fate.

He stayed until evening before coming out of the house refreshed.The afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled on his shoulders, causing him to squint comfortably.

For more than two months, he has been looking for traces of relics at the bottom of Ruoyuan's thousands-foot-deep lake. There is no light, and it is frozen for thousands of miles. If he wants to travel through it, he must melt the ice.After staying for a long time, the joints of the body become bulky and stagnant like aging machinery.

Now that it is back under the blue sky and white sun, I can't help but suddenly see the light.I also walked a few steps on the pebble path in the garden with great interest.

But within ten steps, there was a chubby kitten on his feet.Seeing himself looking down at him, he even turned over to reveal his soft belly.He had no choice but to stop, otherwise the cat would be kicked out by him.

The man bent down, grabbed his armpits and lifted the kitten up. He shook the kitten from side to side like a child, and asked softly, "Whose cat are you?" Very curious.Master's teaching since childhood is to repay favors, and there is absolutely no reason to ignore benefactors.

The kitten in his hand was lifted up by him, and his pupils became dilated for a moment, showing signs of shock. It took him two seconds to recover, and he asked him, "What's your name, meow?"

"Huo Qian."

So the tip of the cat's tail in his hand raised happily: "I am the cat of Huo Qian's family!"

Huo Qian:? ? ?

Are ghosts so sweet and so coquettish?This cat's ability to act coquettishly is comparable to that of Lie Yun, who he left in the sect to watch the house.

Lieyun is his bird, a sky-blue spirit with three bird heads.Although its wings are ten feet wide, it looks majestic and majestic, and occasionally it is quite eye-catching when taken out as a mount.But Rao has grown into a fierce beast that is not easy to mess with, but inside it is a big stupid bird with its mouth open and quacking to eat fish all day long. The most skillful thing it does is to come over and open its mouth to eat.

Huo Qian once suspected that he was a variant of cormorants.

Thanks to Lieyun's blessing, Huo Qian is very patient with clingy little spirits.There are some spirits and monsters in the world who are as insane as Lie Yun, and behave like beasts.You can't anthropomorphize their acting like a baby, otherwise it would be very strange to position a large group of monks who treat ghosts as pets and sons.For example, the shameless old bachelor who kidnaps a demented woman, the hungry old bachelor who is addicted to hardcore games, the unscrupulous old bachelor who is obsessed with nurturing games...

Monks, ascetic, a group rich in old bachelors.The ideal excrement shoveler for all spirits and monsters, a mobile cash machine, feeding machine, bathing machine, and egg incubator.

Spirits and monsters, all-encompassing, a group that produces both little fools who fight against the five scum and big demon kings with high force values.Some ghosts like to touch porcelain monks to live comfortably.

Both sides sincerely believe that the other group is full of idiots.

The old bachelor Huo Qian continued to ask softly with the attitude of talking to a cute little fool: "Do you know where the owner of this villa is?"

The tip of Nunuo's tail hooked Huo Qian's hand and entwined: "It's in Huo Qian's hand, meow."

Huo Qian:? ? ?

He looked around, but didn't find a servant, and when he looked at the "little silly cat" in his eyes, his eyes were a little complicated: "The person who helped me expel the cold air from my body..."

Nuonuo stepped on Huo Qian's hand again, and leaned forward to kiss him: "I'm just kissing Huo Qian."

Fluid cats are so omnipotent that they can steal incense and jade from a distance of one and a half feet.

Huo Qian petrified for three seconds, pulled the cat's tail away, let go of the hands holding the cat, and let the shameless cat "ton" fall to the ground. "Shameless," Huo Qian turned his back and wiped his mouth, his face flushed with anger, and he couldn't hold back a single swear word for a long time, so he said angrily, "Shameless!"

On the surface, he looks like a loyal and honest little silly cat, but secretly he is planning to take advantage of his flesh and blood.Shameless, really shameless!Where is this cat so stupid, it is clearly very shrewd.

Huo Qian walked away.

Nuo Nuo entangled his steps like a fart and walked in an S shape: "I know, I'm ashamed, I was embarrassed to enter your...boudoir just now. I finally followed you when you came out."

Huo Qian was really taken aback by the word "boudoir", and what's more terrible was that he really felt ashamed from the fluffy cat's face.For a moment, he felt that after 300 years, his definition of ghosts was still too superficial and needed to be refreshed again.

Seeing Huo Qian, Nuo Nuo couldn't finish talking. Seeing that he was silent, she kept chattering happily: "I also want to control myself, but I can't help it. I came back from picking you up." I wanted to kiss you, sleep next to you, talk to you, I even thought about giving you medicine..." He quickened his pace to catch up, Huo Qian stopped for a moment, and he was caught off guard. Face.

The follower cat licked his face, smoothed his wrinkled hair, and said with yearning: "When I feed the medicine, I always think, if I can get the medicine into your stomach, it will be great."

Huo Qian got goosebumps all over the floor, and lost interest in "strengthening learning and understanding spirits in all aspects".All he wanted now was to run away from the cat.

Just as he was about to Yufeng, Nuo Nuo, who had been familiar with Yufeng thousands of times, saw through the opportunity.The rambunctious cat hugged the man's leg and led him to the clouds, stalking him: "Didn't you monks say that the grace of saving life should be promised with your body. I, I, I, I... I think want...want to..."

"Don't think about it, it's impossible." Huo Qian had a headache and couldn't be rough on Nuo Nuo.This cat spirit looks like he has no inner alchemy, if he throws him off in the air, he will most likely kill him.But if you don't dump him...

"Stop crawling!" Huo Qian held the cat's head, preventing the kitten from crawling towards his crotch, with a rare little panic in his tone.By the way, Nuo Nuo performed a body fixation technique.

"You can't just run away like this, you still owe me a promise." Now Nuo Nuo finally realized the reality: he really couldn't beat Gillian.Now that he was locked up, he could only beg for cheap with aggrieved words, "Promise with your body, promise with your body, promise with your body, promise with your body."

"Only those who are good-looking will be promised with their bodies." Huo Qian laughed angrily after being chanted by him. "The only bad-looking ones are 'repay your great kindness and virtue by being a cow and a horse in the next life'."

"Meow?" There is such a coquettish operation in the world.Talking was speechless in shock.

Huo Qian fought back successfully, smiled angrily, and then smiled in distress.Naturally, the grace of healing must be repaid, otherwise it would violate my consistent principles.

So I started to discuss with Cowhide Candy: "I don't have an afterlife, so it's the most satisfying to repay your kindness now."

He picked up Nuo Nuo and patted the fluffy cat's back, similar to the method of weighing fat and thin cats in a vegetable market: "Look at you, you are so weak, you have no flesh." After weighing, he felt quite good in his hand, and he spoke with a bit of playfulness Jin'er: "If I don't promise to leave with my body, you can't do anything to me, why don't you? If you don't like it, just accept it and accept other rewards. From now on, you and I will be clean."

"Meow—" Nuo Nuo whispered reluctantly.

"What do you want?" Huo Qian asked nicely.

"you!"

"Change it." Huo Qian, who had the upper hand and no hidden dangers of chastity, patted the back of the cat owed, and twirled the cat's tail twice with one finger, "I will never get married in this life, let alone with a cat. You don't have to think about it again."

"Huluhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu......" Nuonuo became angry, and refused to accept anything other than Gillian in return.Nuo Nuo's small tractor-like purring was different, which made Huo Qian want to laugh even more, and played with the cat's whiskers, calmly spending time with this hard-to-serve benefactor.

The two of them spent a long time, seeing that Yueshang Liushao still hadn't figured out why.Huo Qian teased the cat who was so angry that it turned into a pufferfish but couldn't move for a while, and suddenly saw that the sky was about to turn into a full moon, and it was not so easy to talk when he looked back: "I'm going back to the sect in a few days, think about it quickly, I’ll finish it off as soon as possible and go to your business.”

Nuo Nuo snored against him all night, and this time she was already wheezing with anger.If the upper and lower jaws were not within the fixed range, he could still show his teeth live.

I am super fierce, fierce and invincible in the universe.

Huo Qian looked at his little expression and clicked his tongue: "Let me help you choose."

Non-violent non-cooperative Nuo Nuo: ? ? ? !

In the next second, he was taken back to the villa and thrown on the bed. He couldn't fix the body, so he rolled around on the bed twice and then fell on the bed.The standard can't turn over Xiaobai posture.

Nuo Nuo wants to cry but has no tears: 00 didn't cover it up, it was exposed, so ashamed and angry.

What a strange reserve.

He wanted to ask Huo Qian to help him put his tail on the 00, but he was too ashamed to speak, his four dark meat pads almost turned red with embarrassment.Almost like a dead cat that has lost its ideals.

But fortunately, Huo Qian didn't seem to regard him as an adult cat spirit who could be married at all, and didn't pay attention to his 00 at all, so he turned him over easily.Nuo Nuo's characteristics as an adult male were completely ignored, and she immediately went from one extreme of shame and indignation to another extreme of shame and indignation.Double was ashamed and angry, the hair on his body exploded.

Huo Qian followed him to blow his hair, he couldn't guess the reason for the blow at all, and he didn't bother to guess.He propped one knee to the edge of the bed, and then the other knee came up, and he sat in front of Nuo Nuo.

Nuo Nuo instantly turned into a cat staring at the crotch, her hair was like a rapeseed field after a storm passed by, the whole line fell down, and there was not a single thorny hair from the beginning to the end.

Huo Qian: ... the familiar feeling of being threatened with chastity.

He pinched the cat's neck and twisted Xiao Se. The cat in a semicircle, so that its tail was facing him.Then pinch Nuo Nuo into a "wood" character like a doll, and let him lie face down on the bed.Nuo Nuo panicked at this moment: "What are you going to do?"

This is the way he roasts the piglet, stretching out the limbs of the piglet, and tying the tail, spine and neck in a straight line.The little pig he roasted for Huo Qian during the day was raised to heaven in this posture.Huo Qian was still groping on his back to add fuel to the fire... Is this how much oil should be put when measuring the body fat percentage to see how much oil is baked?

Nunuuo shivered, and broke the unilateral cold war with a sudden sentence: "You don't mean to take what I said about turning it into medicine for you to take seriously, do you?"

Huo Qian was still touching his meridians and acupuncture points with one hand, and he couldn't keep up with his train of thought for a while.After reacting for a while, I remembered this, and raised my eyebrows: "Are you lying?"

"No! I'm telling the truth. I really thought so when I gave the medicine." Nuo Nuo begged for mercy, "But I don't want to now."

"If I'm eaten by you, I'll lose everything. I won't be able to see you kissing and touching you in the future... Alas, you abuse a cat." Nunuuo's tail felt numb like an electric current, and she thought it was a butt at first. After being beaten, he felt it carefully but found that the man's palm was still pressing on his back.

The tingling feeling seems to come from the base of the tail, and it seems to come from the position where the man's palm is pressing.Soon it swept through the whole body like a prairie fire, the pain weakened and the numbness increased.Nuo Nuo was numb to the point of being unable to move, and after a while, continuous drowsiness was born in the wave after wave of numbness.

Before going to bed, he muttered worriedly: "Are you going to let me run away?" "You won't be here tomorrow, right?"

Huo Qian's palms were still covered in fur, and his cold voice broke into Nuo Nuo's misty consciousness intermittently: "I will send you an inner alchemy... It will take at least two days... Get down and don't poke your butt... Tsk, don't poo ..."

Nuo Nuo's thought fragments fell into a sound sleep, unable to speak, and forced in her heart: I didn't mean to pout, but you put your hands close to the butt, and our cats pout more and more... Phoo... ...can't control my ass at all...fufufu...

Waking up again at sunrise, Nuo Nuo opened her eyes and the first thing she did was to check if her Gillian was still there.

He was overjoyed by this look, Huo Qian didn't leave, just flipped through the mantras he had collected before.The man didn't sit upright, he sat in the chair crookedly, with one leg still dangling on the arm of the chair.With such a lack of character, Nuo Nuo froze and stuck her little tongue out on the man's long legs again.

When Huo Qian turned his head, he saw the kitten, who loves to steal fragrance, staring at him lewdly again.

Huo Qian: ...

"I condensed an inner alchemy for you, and you can practice all kinds of spells freely in the future." He casually put the mental method in his hand aside, "I think if you want to learn from Liuyun sect, I can also get you some more alchemy." Be more thoughtful..."

As Huo Qian was talking, he found Xiaose. Mao staring at his collar again, and quickly grabbed his lapel tightly, saying seriously: "Do not look at evil." After the warning, he returned to the topic: "Are you satisfied with the reward you got?"

Waxy. Wanting to confuse my heart, I didn't hear what the other person was saying at all. I shook my head and started Zier wow: "Promise with your body, promise with your body, promise with your body, promise with your body..." Zier wowed Halfway through, I suddenly saw Huo Qian put his thumbs and index fingers together and made a circle on his waist.

As we all know, cats not only like to play with balls, but also like to drill anywhere they think their "petite" bodies can get into.For example, the circle drawn by fingers.

Nuo Nuo's pupils dilated, and without even thinking about it, she rushed towards the circle that Huo Qianbi came out of.Strong, sharp, and fast like a little leopard!

The moment Huo Qian sent his head in, his eyes were sharp and his hands quickly locked his throat. He squeezed the slender cat's neck, and ruthlessly threw the "kitten that suddenly lost its ideal" out the door.

Huo Qian: I can fuck you, big color cat.

The author has something to say: Huo Qian is Huo Jiuyuan, Long Qianyuan, named Jiuyuan, and styled Qian.Relatively young, only three hundred years old.