i'm just a kitty
Chapter 87 Mother-in-law
Uncle Huo said he wouldn't give it any heat, but the pitiful palm-sized cat walked around the pool three times to the left and three times to the right, reluctantly dipped his little butt in the pool, and jumped three feet high to be frightened After running for a long distance, he dipped his furry little butt in cold water with a troubled face... After a few times of this cycle, the uncle honestly went to help him heat the bath water.
When the whole pool was filled with comfortable heat, Zai Zai soaked in the pool.I don’t even talk about being afraid of water. I’ve all suffered from washing my ass in cold water.
Huo Qian waited for him to finish washing, to prevent the cat from choking on the water or getting cold and complaining in front of Nuo Nuo.After watching for a while, I found that the little boy didn't wash well at all.The two front paws are lying on the edge of the pool, and the hind legs are kicking aimlessly in the water, like a golden little frog.
After soaking for a while, he climbed ashore, sniffed his own butt, and stuck out his tongue in distaste: "Smelly." Then the frog collapsed in the pool again.
After a while, I got up again and took a sniff, sticking out my tongue: "Smelly~"
After soaking for a while, I got up for the third time and sniffed, and said in frustration: "mia...it tastes good..."
Uncle Huo, who was in a hurry, didn't frown, and pointed to the saponin powder on the side: "How can I wash it without rubbing it twice?" Zai Zai reservedly soaked his butt back in hot water, and instructed others: "Uncle Make it hotter, meow." Seeing Huo Qian looking straight at him, he answered the question: "Rubbing your butt also wets your front paws, I don't want it."
"Maybe the smell will go away after soaking until dawn." Zai Zai was relieved.
I just want to sleep next to your father until dawn, who wants to stay stupid with you little traitor until dawn.
The human-shaped heating rod Uncle Huo couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the cub by the neck, and rubbed the cub's ass.Zai Zai's noble butt was controlled by his annoying uncle. At first, he howled ghostly and howled miamia, shaking his hair and shaking his legs, pouring water all over Huo Qian's body.I yelled a few times and found that no one came to rescue me, and I felt that my uncle took good care of me, so I asked for this and that: "Uncle, do you have any tasteless saponin powder? This smells good, like what a little female cat uses... oh, no Rubbing tails patronizingly, rubbing me...why keep rubbing tails meow..."
Huo Qian rubbed the stupid cub who didn't know that the tail was part of him, and was just about to put the cub down, when the cub stretched out a small black claw in front of him.The five claws are separated and are in the shape of a small plum blossom.
"Rub jiojio, Zaizai's jiojio should also smell good." It seemed that he wasn't the cat who was afraid of water and disliked the smell of saponin powder just now.
Huo Qian: ...
I can't help but give him a rub.In the middle of rubbing the cub's feet, he took the trouble to catch several pond fish whose corpses floated on the surface of the water due to the sudden rise in water temperature, lest this annoying and unrestrained little cub would open his mouth and eat these poor fish.
Zai Zai slipped back into the room after rubbing, and gave Nuo Nuo a sniff with five small paws: "Uncle washes the fragrance." He also tried to poke his butt on Nuo Nuo's face to show his fragrant butt, but was rejected. He fell asleep holding Nuo Nuo's legs with his mouth open.
Huo Qian was still locked outside the house, looking at the two mother-in-law birds who flew out of the house in the middle of the night to talk about love.He is alone, widowed and lonely, and the two mother-in-law birds find out and snuggle up.He had no one to tell his heart, and the two birds chirped back and forth.Huo Qian had an eye disease, and waved the two stinky birds away.
The innocent bird's date was interrupted, and it flew up with grievances, chirping as it flew: "Jiujiu, where is Gillian?" The other bird also followed suit, imitating the nostalgic tone: "Gillian, Huo Qian~"
The two birds called each other for a while, Qingqing and I flew together.
Gillian, who was locked outside the house, felt that she was being ridiculed.And it is reasonable to suspect that the two mother-in-law birds have become sperm.
Seeing that the lights in the Nunuuo House were off, he sneaked back to the house and changed his wet robe.Even though Nuo Nuo had already used the cleansing technique when he was looking for medicine for the cub, he still felt that he was not very submissive.Now it was wet again, so I simply found a wooden barrel to take a hot bath.
Huo Ajiao found a mirror in the steam to look at the wound on the back of her neck.Thinking in his heart that his bones are tough, such small wounds as bites and scratches should have healed long ago.Huo Tang, the cat spirit, doesn't know whose species it is, he can easily break his own barrier, but the bite marks left behind are still there for so long.Such a talented cub should be the cub left by a monk of the same level as himself.
Miss Huo, who was sore, touched the back of her neck, and suddenly paused the movements of her hands:
Could it be... Lu Qianli is a woman? !
Did Lu Qianli give Nuo Nuo a cub behind his back when he was not by Nuo Nuo's side? !
The more Mrs. Huo thought about it, the more suspicious Senior Brother Gou became.
Huo Qian was frightened by his own brain hole, and almost couldn't hold the mirror in his hand.The mirror tilted, and suddenly found a shadow on his back.He brought the mirror closer, and by the flickering light of the candle, he saw a pattern of flames on his shoulder blades.
He is familiar with this pattern, and he has stroked Nuonuo's sweaty back countless times when he was in love with Nunuuo.He could trace the flame lines on Nuo Nuo's shoulder blades with his eyes closed.And the pattern on his shoulder that did not know when it appeared was exactly the same as the one on Nuo Nuo's body.
【"We have passed this imprint down from generation to generation, and everyone has a different green seal. Once we have a child, the green seal will be passed on to our wives. The child will also grow a new green seal when he is half a year old. "
"The green seal is the most sacred. Only a husband and wife will have the same mark, and it will never disappear after it appears. It is a marriage contract in our hearts."]
Above Qishan, what Ban Xia once said came to Huo Qian's mind.
He touched the blue seal on his back dreamily: My marriage contract with Zha Zhanuo actually appeared on my body.It's ridiculous that Pinellia once said conclusively that only couples who have had children will have green seals. Now Nuo Nuo has had children with other women, but I still have a marriage contract with him.It can be seen that what these seemingly honest guys on Qishan Mountain are not telling the truth.
These cats are very bad, and they love to deceive people with their honest looks and harmless skin.
Huo Qian felt an inexplicable anger in his heart, he was especially angry when he saw the bite mark on his neck, he was just out of breath, and suddenly had an absurd idea: If Pinellia didn't lie to others, if Huo Tang, an annoying bastard, was really on the same level as me The seed of a monk, is it possible that he is the seed I left behind?
Huo Qian recalled Nuo Nuo's body repeatedly, convinced that he was male, and couldn't help doubting his own gender: Could it be that I am a female?Has your brain been broken so you don't remember having a baby, and you also abandoned the baby's father by the way, and because of this, you were rejected by Nuo Nuo?
He reached out and touched himself, confirming that his gender was male, and he was temporarily infertile.
"Chichi, where is Gillian?"
"Any news about A-Jiao today?"
The two mother-in-law birds were still chattering outside Huo Qian's window, their voices were not loud, and they looked as if the little demon king was terrified and rushed out to grab them.Huo Qian heard them calling "A-Jiao", "A-Jiao", sat down upset, and stood up abruptly.
What kind of birds are these two?mother-in-law bird.A mother-in-law bird who loves parrots like the old woman with a broken mouth.Whenever speaking in front of them, it is easy to be learned to read it thousands of times.When they asked "Where is Gillian" in front of them just now, it wasn't that they were mocking him, but simply imitating what others said.
There is only one person who calls him "A-Jiao" in heaven and earth, and they have been imitating whoever they say, so there is no need to think too much about it.Huo Qian whistled and introduced the two birds into the house.He asked the birds to stop one by one on his fingers, and led the two silly birds with words: "A-Jiao...A-Jiao..."
The two birds were amused, and learned a few words from Nuo Nuo in one breath:
"I miss Gillian~"
"Want to sleep Gillian~"
"Why hasn't Gillian come out of Jieyang City?"
Huo Qian took a deep breath, his heart pounding.He wiped his face, feeling that he was getting more and more confused about this little scumbag, Nuo Nuo.
Huo Qian stayed up until it was slightly bright, when the sound of the door opening and closing came from the next room.He wanted to go to Nunuuo's house to ask what happened, and suddenly heard Nunuuo shouting in a panic outside: "Who? Who cooked all the fish I raised in the pond!" He was so angry that he jumped to his feet: "Don't say it's hot, but deliberately threw them all ashore, so that I can see their bodies as soon as I come over...&...(*..."
Huo Qian and Zai Zai, one inside the door and the other outside, were suspiciously silent.
When the whole pool was filled with comfortable heat, Zai Zai soaked in the pool.I don’t even talk about being afraid of water. I’ve all suffered from washing my ass in cold water.
Huo Qian waited for him to finish washing, to prevent the cat from choking on the water or getting cold and complaining in front of Nuo Nuo.After watching for a while, I found that the little boy didn't wash well at all.The two front paws are lying on the edge of the pool, and the hind legs are kicking aimlessly in the water, like a golden little frog.
After soaking for a while, he climbed ashore, sniffed his own butt, and stuck out his tongue in distaste: "Smelly." Then the frog collapsed in the pool again.
After a while, I got up again and took a sniff, sticking out my tongue: "Smelly~"
After soaking for a while, I got up for the third time and sniffed, and said in frustration: "mia...it tastes good..."
Uncle Huo, who was in a hurry, didn't frown, and pointed to the saponin powder on the side: "How can I wash it without rubbing it twice?" Zai Zai reservedly soaked his butt back in hot water, and instructed others: "Uncle Make it hotter, meow." Seeing Huo Qian looking straight at him, he answered the question: "Rubbing your butt also wets your front paws, I don't want it."
"Maybe the smell will go away after soaking until dawn." Zai Zai was relieved.
I just want to sleep next to your father until dawn, who wants to stay stupid with you little traitor until dawn.
The human-shaped heating rod Uncle Huo couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed the cub by the neck, and rubbed the cub's ass.Zai Zai's noble butt was controlled by his annoying uncle. At first, he howled ghostly and howled miamia, shaking his hair and shaking his legs, pouring water all over Huo Qian's body.I yelled a few times and found that no one came to rescue me, and I felt that my uncle took good care of me, so I asked for this and that: "Uncle, do you have any tasteless saponin powder? This smells good, like what a little female cat uses... oh, no Rubbing tails patronizingly, rubbing me...why keep rubbing tails meow..."
Huo Qian rubbed the stupid cub who didn't know that the tail was part of him, and was just about to put the cub down, when the cub stretched out a small black claw in front of him.The five claws are separated and are in the shape of a small plum blossom.
"Rub jiojio, Zaizai's jiojio should also smell good." It seemed that he wasn't the cat who was afraid of water and disliked the smell of saponin powder just now.
Huo Qian: ...
I can't help but give him a rub.In the middle of rubbing the cub's feet, he took the trouble to catch several pond fish whose corpses floated on the surface of the water due to the sudden rise in water temperature, lest this annoying and unrestrained little cub would open his mouth and eat these poor fish.
Zai Zai slipped back into the room after rubbing, and gave Nuo Nuo a sniff with five small paws: "Uncle washes the fragrance." He also tried to poke his butt on Nuo Nuo's face to show his fragrant butt, but was rejected. He fell asleep holding Nuo Nuo's legs with his mouth open.
Huo Qian was still locked outside the house, looking at the two mother-in-law birds who flew out of the house in the middle of the night to talk about love.He is alone, widowed and lonely, and the two mother-in-law birds find out and snuggle up.He had no one to tell his heart, and the two birds chirped back and forth.Huo Qian had an eye disease, and waved the two stinky birds away.
The innocent bird's date was interrupted, and it flew up with grievances, chirping as it flew: "Jiujiu, where is Gillian?" The other bird also followed suit, imitating the nostalgic tone: "Gillian, Huo Qian~"
The two birds called each other for a while, Qingqing and I flew together.
Gillian, who was locked outside the house, felt that she was being ridiculed.And it is reasonable to suspect that the two mother-in-law birds have become sperm.
Seeing that the lights in the Nunuuo House were off, he sneaked back to the house and changed his wet robe.Even though Nuo Nuo had already used the cleansing technique when he was looking for medicine for the cub, he still felt that he was not very submissive.Now it was wet again, so I simply found a wooden barrel to take a hot bath.
Huo Ajiao found a mirror in the steam to look at the wound on the back of her neck.Thinking in his heart that his bones are tough, such small wounds as bites and scratches should have healed long ago.Huo Tang, the cat spirit, doesn't know whose species it is, he can easily break his own barrier, but the bite marks left behind are still there for so long.Such a talented cub should be the cub left by a monk of the same level as himself.
Miss Huo, who was sore, touched the back of her neck, and suddenly paused the movements of her hands:
Could it be... Lu Qianli is a woman? !
Did Lu Qianli give Nuo Nuo a cub behind his back when he was not by Nuo Nuo's side? !
The more Mrs. Huo thought about it, the more suspicious Senior Brother Gou became.
Huo Qian was frightened by his own brain hole, and almost couldn't hold the mirror in his hand.The mirror tilted, and suddenly found a shadow on his back.He brought the mirror closer, and by the flickering light of the candle, he saw a pattern of flames on his shoulder blades.
He is familiar with this pattern, and he has stroked Nuonuo's sweaty back countless times when he was in love with Nunuuo.He could trace the flame lines on Nuo Nuo's shoulder blades with his eyes closed.And the pattern on his shoulder that did not know when it appeared was exactly the same as the one on Nuo Nuo's body.
【"We have passed this imprint down from generation to generation, and everyone has a different green seal. Once we have a child, the green seal will be passed on to our wives. The child will also grow a new green seal when he is half a year old. "
"The green seal is the most sacred. Only a husband and wife will have the same mark, and it will never disappear after it appears. It is a marriage contract in our hearts."]
Above Qishan, what Ban Xia once said came to Huo Qian's mind.
He touched the blue seal on his back dreamily: My marriage contract with Zha Zhanuo actually appeared on my body.It's ridiculous that Pinellia once said conclusively that only couples who have had children will have green seals. Now Nuo Nuo has had children with other women, but I still have a marriage contract with him.It can be seen that what these seemingly honest guys on Qishan Mountain are not telling the truth.
These cats are very bad, and they love to deceive people with their honest looks and harmless skin.
Huo Qian felt an inexplicable anger in his heart, he was especially angry when he saw the bite mark on his neck, he was just out of breath, and suddenly had an absurd idea: If Pinellia didn't lie to others, if Huo Tang, an annoying bastard, was really on the same level as me The seed of a monk, is it possible that he is the seed I left behind?
Huo Qian recalled Nuo Nuo's body repeatedly, convinced that he was male, and couldn't help doubting his own gender: Could it be that I am a female?Has your brain been broken so you don't remember having a baby, and you also abandoned the baby's father by the way, and because of this, you were rejected by Nuo Nuo?
He reached out and touched himself, confirming that his gender was male, and he was temporarily infertile.
"Chichi, where is Gillian?"
"Any news about A-Jiao today?"
The two mother-in-law birds were still chattering outside Huo Qian's window, their voices were not loud, and they looked as if the little demon king was terrified and rushed out to grab them.Huo Qian heard them calling "A-Jiao", "A-Jiao", sat down upset, and stood up abruptly.
What kind of birds are these two?mother-in-law bird.A mother-in-law bird who loves parrots like the old woman with a broken mouth.Whenever speaking in front of them, it is easy to be learned to read it thousands of times.When they asked "Where is Gillian" in front of them just now, it wasn't that they were mocking him, but simply imitating what others said.
There is only one person who calls him "A-Jiao" in heaven and earth, and they have been imitating whoever they say, so there is no need to think too much about it.Huo Qian whistled and introduced the two birds into the house.He asked the birds to stop one by one on his fingers, and led the two silly birds with words: "A-Jiao...A-Jiao..."
The two birds were amused, and learned a few words from Nuo Nuo in one breath:
"I miss Gillian~"
"Want to sleep Gillian~"
"Why hasn't Gillian come out of Jieyang City?"
Huo Qian took a deep breath, his heart pounding.He wiped his face, feeling that he was getting more and more confused about this little scumbag, Nuo Nuo.
Huo Qian stayed up until it was slightly bright, when the sound of the door opening and closing came from the next room.He wanted to go to Nunuuo's house to ask what happened, and suddenly heard Nunuuo shouting in a panic outside: "Who? Who cooked all the fish I raised in the pond!" He was so angry that he jumped to his feet: "Don't say it's hot, but deliberately threw them all ashore, so that I can see their bodies as soon as I come over...&...(*..."
Huo Qian and Zai Zai, one inside the door and the other outside, were suspiciously silent.
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