i'm just a kitty

Chapter 79 Uncle

It is impossible for Zai Zai to clearly understand what "Daddy" is.Not just him, almost all cubs at the beginning of life only recognize their mother who nurtures them, and have no concept of the existence of their father.

When they grew up a bit, and suddenly looked back and found that there was a father beside them, the cubs were repelled at first: Shouldn't the whole world be a two-person world of me and my mother?What's the matter with you?Intruders, get out!

There is no such image around the cub, so it is not possible to have such a strong resistance.It's just that when I was taught the concept of "a family of three", I raised my round face and said: "One...two..."

What about three?

He looked at the parrot spirit under his belly in bewilderment, and poked him meanly: "Three?"

The parrot was taking a nap, and the cat cub was soft and warm under its belly, making it very comfortable.The more sleep I feel, the wound will heal faster. Chirp.

Suddenly awakened by the poke, he tilted his head and recalled what he had heard in a half-dream, and then revealed a round blush and frightened eyes.The blush spirit stood up without saying a word, blowing up the fur on the top of her head, flapping her wings and rushing out of the window.

Nuo Nuo chased after her: "You're not fully healed yet! Flying out rashly may be dangerous."

"Your son is the only one who likes to pick up other ghosts in ten miles and eight towns. If you take care of him, I will be safe." The parrot flew away resentfully, shy and embarrassing, "What a family of three, you...your son, little He's so perverted at that age...what does he want to do with me, I don't want it, I don't want it!"

"I... I'm going to ask my uncle to beat you!" The parrot snarled fiercely, flapped its wings and disappeared.

Nuo Nuo pinched Zai Zai's buttocks with an innocent face, amazed at Parrot Jing's brain power: "Our Tang Tang is just a child."

The child Tangtang hadn't learned the correct usage of "Daddy", so he had a narrow encounter with the Great Demon King Huo Qian.

The reason is that after Nuanuo and Zaizai lost Ruan Hongchen's restraint, they both indulged in the mellow fragrance of goat's milk within a long time.Nuo Nuo not only failed to wean Zai Zai, but also involved herself in it.

The two cats eat milk in the morning, noon and evening, and one cat puts a bag of goat's milk beside the bed for supper at night.But within a few days, Shuangshuang was so fat that she couldn't see her neck.

Nuo Nuoxin said that this is not good, Zai Zai will soon turn from a cat to a pig, and start to cultivate Zai Zai's interest in other foods.Twice a day, I take him out to go shopping in nearby big fairs.

Today I wandered to a city a little farther away.It is said to be a city, but in fact the city is vast and sparsely populated, and the market is a little bigger than a small county town.

Nuo Nuo is not dressed luxuriously, but she has the carefree air of a rich and noble family's idle young man.The cub in his arms was shiny, and every hair breathed the air of being pampered.

Walking on the street, he blends perfectly with the sons of landlords, businessmen and officials who are holding pets around them, and they all exude the temperament of "I have a lot of spare money, come and kill me".

The father and son stopped at a snack shop when someone patted Nuo Nuo on the shoulder.Looking back, it was an octogenarian old man, blind in one eye and stooped.

Nuo Nuo squinted her eyes, feeling that the old man looked familiar for no reason.

Seeing Nuo Nuo looking back at him, the old man said mysteriously: "Young master, I am the fortune teller in the city. I just looked at your face and calculated that your fate will be doomed."

This phrase is also very familiar.

Nuo Nuo looked him up and down, and suddenly grinned with an unclear meaning: "Is it just a catastrophe?"

Old man:? ? ?

Nuo Nuo approached step by step: "Didn't the master say that I have nine hundred and ninety-nine thunder disasters?"

Old man:? ? ? ......! ! !

The old fortune-teller took a big step back, but it was too late.

"You big liar!" Nuo Nuo became furious and threw a cub at the old man, "Huo Tang, come on, take him to the government office! He sent me nine hundred and ninety-nine thunder calamities, and I Send him ten years in prison."

Zai Zai walked towards the old man like a lion cub, walking at a pace that his relatives did not recognize.Immediately at the scene, the old man called Mao Zai, and the audience hurried back to their seats, making a mess.

Zai Zai is a well-known little monster in the ghost circles from all over the world. He usually picks up all the monsters in the circle, especially a little old man.

Without letting him struggle a few times, he picked up the liar in the air, and headed for the government office with his toes high and high.

Fortune-tellers who are afraid of heights are no different from soft-legged shrimps at this time.Seeing that he could not escape, he first begged for mercy: "Young master, I have no choice but to lie to you just to ask for food. Just let me go."

"The little old man is half buried in the ground. If he enters the government office, he will be imprisoned to death."

Seeing that Nuo Nuo didn't reply to him, he asked for change and scolded him: "I'm already so old, half my life would be lost if I fell or touched it. It's nothing to be cheated a few times when you are young and strong. I'm here to teach you a lesson. You are going to force me to death. Little bastard, I lied to you, but you are fine now..."

Nuonuo picked up his fortune-telling bag and smashed it on his head: "I'm alright, how can I be alright? I was tricked by you into thinking that I really didn't have a few days to live, if you hadn't lied to me to save my life with a fairy bone, I would have tried everything possible to find him. Is Xianjun flattering and begging for joy!"

——He and I could have met more purely.If I just met him by chance, I would still be attracted to him and pursue him.

A cub is a sharp weapon to kill time, it can paralyze people's sense of urgency, and make people revolve around him every day and switch between "the baby is so cute" and "the child is really annoying".Disconnected from the world, a gap appears between old friends.

During the days when Nuonuo and Huo Tang lived in seclusion on the mountain, he seldom had time to think about Huo Qian.

Now that this liar suddenly appeared, he knocked a big gap in the ivory tower built by the father and son, and pushed it to the Tower of Babel that the son had built between him and the world.

A huge sense of loss and guilt surged up, Nuo Nuo almost said to himself: "You know that I lie next to him and sweet talk to him every day, but I don't realize that I'm just a liar with impure intentions all the time. How terrified are you?"

——All things originate in the deception and die in the lie.Even if all words and deeds are sincere, I am a despicable person with a shady mind.

Even though there were not many spectators watching, most people were watching the story of the old liar caught in the net.Nuo Nuo still feels the accusation of her ex-husband, like a light on her back.

He was ashamed to even look at Huo Tang.

"I'm most afraid of Gillian..." He paused in embarrassment, "I'm a despicable cat spirit, I can never stop coaxing him to lie to him."

——I am most afraid that Gillian will know that I am not the pure and kind cat spirit in his heart; I am most afraid that he will know that I am just a liar; I am most afraid that he will dislike me.

——He was originally forced by me, and I was never worthy of him.

——I coaxed him all the way, and even tricked the kittens out to meow.And I plan to continue coaxing him, so as to win back his status as the person next to him, meow.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Nuo Nuo finished speaking, a familiar cold voice came from beside her ear: "What are you afraid of me? What did you lie to me?"

Nuo Nuo looked up in panic, and saw a Huo Qian sitting on the roof tiles of the restaurant on the right hand side at some point.His face was frosty, and his figure had lost a lot of weight. Holding a small bag of beef jerky in his hand, he was looking at him coldly.

Nuo Nuo looked at him obsessively for a moment, unable to take his eyes off him, his mind went blank.

Until Huo Tang let out a vague whimper: miamia, my mouth is a little sore, don't be dazed, let's go.

As soon as Zai Zai and the old liar had a strong sense of existence, Nuo Nuo immediately felt as if a basin of cold water had been poured on them: Look at yourself, you are well-dressed and well-fed.Beside him was an accomplice who cheated Jing Daye, and a fat cat pig whose hair was curled up into a ball and shiny.

How do you look like a poor cat spirit who was kidnapped by human traffickers, thinks about Gillian day and night, and makes people haggard because of Gillian?In A-Jiao's eyes, you are clearly a shameless big fat cat who abandoned your husband and ran away freely!

Nuo Nuo suddenly realized that at the worst possible time, he had met the person he wanted to coax and deceive the most.The innocent and loyal person he worked so hard for in front of Gillian is about to collapse, and that is probably the only advantage he can show in front of Gillian.

He can't be caught back, and he can't be exposed as a little liar, otherwise Gillian will definitely confiscate his status as a pillow, and maybe he will be made into a pillowcase for his heart to lie on.

Nuo Nuo immediately put on a show, and didn't bother to find the fortune-telling liar to settle the score.He panicked and turned into a cat, comforting himself "there are tens of thousands of cats in the world, if I turn into a cat and run away, he will definitely not recognize him", and at the same time told Zai Zai to spit out the old liar.

As soon as Zai Zai vomited on the ground, Nuo Nuo picked up Zai Zai and ran away.Small whirlwinds generally disappear into the streets.

——What happened today is all your illusion, meow.Wait until I starve myself thin, and then come to you with my cubs in rags, meow!It will be good soon meow!

Nuo Nuo's vision is very beautiful.

But the reality is not friendly to him.

He was only one street away before he entered a dead end.You can't enter the ground, you can't retreat rashly, and you can't go to the sky.

There are tens of millions of cats in the world, but few of them can fly.As long as it flies, it is equivalent to telling Huo Qian: I am here, come and catch me hehehe, if you catch me, I will let you peel the skin and make a pillowcase.

While Nuonuo was turning around in the dead end, the sound of regular and steady footsteps came towards him from the end of the alley.At the end of the shadow, a great demon king Huo Qian appeared.

Nuo Nuo sticks to the wall, and pastes a piece of cat cake on the wall in fear.Huo Qian knelt halfway in front of the cat cake, facing the other party's obviously terrified gaze, he snorted strangely.

He touched Nunuo's round face in a half-kneeling position, and every word he said seemed to have been rolled on the tip of a knife, with a strange cold light: "Nuonuo, you seem to have a good time." good."

Nuo Nuo's fear reached its peak in an instant: ah, ah, Ah Jiao really hates me, I'm about to lose Gillian, and Zai Zai, I'm about to lose Gillian and me.

In the blink of an eye, Nuo Nuo's brain twitched, and she spat the cub to the side, affectionately appealing to her respect: "Brother, I'm not Nuo Nuo, I'm Nuo Nuo's younger sister, Mi Nuo Nuo!"

In Huo Qian's mind, "Tie up the runaway little wife to play the unspeakable play" and "Lock him up and tell him to be my little cute cat forever".When Nuonuo called "Brother", the screen suddenly stopped.

Huo Qian, the Great Demon King, had a seldom blank face on his slightly mean and heartless face because of being abandoned from beginning to end.

Nuo Nuo is such a kitty who can see into Gillian's mind, he quickly picked up the cub again, trying to escape.

After he held it like this, Huo Qian realized that there was a cub beside him.He pressed the wall with one hand to block Nuo Nuo's way of escaping, and pointed at the cat cub.

"Where did you pick up the kitten, do I agree with you to pick up other kittens at home?" Before he could say this, Zai Zai stretched his neck and licked his finger.The two of them were so close that there was no way for the fluffy, honey-colored miniature Nuo Nuo to hide, and every cat hair was completely visible.

Huo Qian understood, this is not some picked up kitten, this is clearly Nuo Nuo's own cat.

His face immediately darkened: Where did the little bastard come from!

But facing Nuo Nuo, he couldn't say such a bad word, so he just gritted his teeth and said coldly: "Your son?"

Nuo Nuo panicked a lot in her heart, seeing that she couldn't escape, she didn't have enough brains.He stared blankly at Huo Qian, and said honestly, "It's mine."

Seeing Huo Qian staring at the cub all the time, he looked like he wanted to eat the cat.There were tears in his heart: "Brother, this is my son, he is still young..."

——Don't look at him like that, it will scare him.

Huo Qian looked at "Nuonuo's sister, Mi Nuonuo", and then at "Mi Nuonuo's son", knowing very well that Nuonuo has no sister.He didn't quite understand why Nuonuo lied again and again, probably some spirits naturally love to lie to people's feelings to get a sense of accomplishment.

The ghostly fire in his chest was burning brightly.He wished he could kidnap the adulterer Nuonuo on the spot, find out the guy with whom he had an affair and have a baby, and stab him to death.

Fortunately, the motive of wanting to be with Nuo Nuo for a long time until the end of life always restrains him from being too rough.

He held up the kitten who had been trying to grab his finger, thinking that as the victim and husband of a liar, he was very obliged to teach Nuo Nuo a lesson.

So he accepted the identity of "brother" with malicious intentions, and smiled at Nuo Nuopi and said, "So it's my sister, it's my fault for admitting the wrong person. Nuo Nuo's sister is my sister, so this cub Son..." He raised the kitten in his hand and said, "Shouldn't he call me 'uncle'?"

Zai Zai in the center of the storm was not affected at all, and was still fluttering to hug Huo Qian's fingers.Big Bird Spirit didn't recognize him, but he remembered this delicious meal.

Huo Qian taught Zai Zai to call him "uncle" over and over again, and kept rehearsing the one hundred and eight moves of "following the wild species to find the third party and stabbing him to death with a sword".Seeing Zai Zai clinging to his finger all the time, he was blessed with a spiritual epiphany, and for this reason he did not hesitate to pay two drops of spiritual power to buy "Little Ye Zong".

Such a murderous uncle's false smile did not prevent Zai Zai from having a full meal, and made a satisfied "miamia" sound.The fearless Zai Zai even yelled at him clearly like the false uncle's malicious teaching: "Uncle!"

Nuo Nuo opened her mouth in horror, with a "=口=" expression on her face.

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