i'm just a kitty

The little fat sheep Nuo Nuo flew not far, and fell from the sky after a while.He is a crappy cat spirit, and his transformation technique occasionally fails.After the ears and tail were frightened, they couldn't take them back at once, so they simply squatted on the roof of the house and anxiously grabbed their tails.

After holding it for a while, I found a little orange cat tilting his head on a tree branch on the wall to watch him play with his tail.

The little orange cat looks disgusted: Meow? (When you are so big, you still think that the tail and yourself are two kinds of creatures, so stupid. Meow.)

Then Nuo Nuo shamelessly put the frightened tail under her butt, and waited for the ears and tail to disappear naturally, then rested her chin on her hands and began to think about cat life.

Life is too short, meow, life is not long, meow.

He resolutely spent a long time looking for other fortune tellers, and the fortune tellers within a radius of tens of miles all said the same sentence: "Young man, you have a bloody disaster/death/a catastrophic appearance recently." He was so frightened that he took the risk three times in a row. Tail and ears, dare not talk to them too much, throw away the money and run away, for fear of hurting the fortune teller if he listens too much.

I'd better stop asking the fortune tellers, they are all passionate and noble people, and all of them are willing to take the risk of being punished by the gods to leak the secrets.I'm a dying cat, let's just wait for death quietly, I can't be selfish and implicate them again.

Nuomuo then found a willow tree, turned into her original form and squatted cross-legged, and began to think about how to spend the last two months of her life.

This willow tree was planted on the edge of an open-air theater near the lake. Recently, in spring, the rich and squire invited residents from the nearby streets to come and listen to the opera in the name of the town.What kind of talent in the plum garden meets beautiful women, daughters join the army instead of their fathers, five daughters come to pay respects to their mothers on their birthdays and so on.

There are two major curses in the world that make people drowsy the most: the little girl sings an opera, and the old woman chants scriptures.

Before Nuo Nuo could figure out why, she lay down on the tree and fell asleep in a ball. Within half an hour, she slipped from the swinging willow branch and fell completely.Looking at the golden stars, I heard the story about the old monk who wanted to collect the snake essence, but couldn't do it in the end.

It is said that the old monk chased and killed thousands of miles, and he sacrificed the golden bowl of the mage, and was about to collect the snake essence, when he saw a golden light flashing in the snake essence's belly.The monk took a closer look, and the golden bowl fell to the ground and retreated again and again: "It's actually the Wenqu star, and this snake is pregnant with the fairy Wenqu. Hey, the sky does not harm the mother and son of the Wenqu fairy, and the old monk can't go against the sky." After all, the old monk Flying away, the snake spirit escaped and went back to reunite with her husband.

Nuo Nuo listened to the whole play by keeping the posture spread on the ground. The more she listened, the more energetic she became. Her round cat eyes were infinitely close to the full circle: "Fairy fetus?!"

He stood up shaking all his hair, almost weeping with joy: "Why didn't I think of a fairy fetus?!"

I can't cultivate the immortal body by myself, but I can borrow a seed from the immortals to conceive an immortal fetus.I have fairy bones in my stomach, and I cultivated them myself, isn't it the same thing before the thunder calamity?Lei Jie can't kill me, because the little fairy fetus in my stomach has the roots of his fairy father, and that is his own family recognized by heaven.

He turned around several times in excitement, as happy as a dog waiting for dinner.After the excitement, I began to think about a serious question: Where can I find this fairy who is willing to borrow seeds?

He didn't hesitate for a long time to find the direction of Maosheng, shaking off the grass clippings and water droplets on his body, he rushed towards the teahouse and restaurant with arrogance: Gossip men and women, here I come, meow.

The effect of sticking in the direction where there are many idlers is remarkable, especially in teahouses in unknown towns where there are few immortal cultivators, the masses are so unscrupulous when they gossip.

In the past, he either followed Ruan Hongchen, or was busy picking medicines and depositing small bank notes, so he really didn't know much about the outside world.At this moment, I only spent half a day in the teahouse in this remote town, and I was immediately popularized with a lot of common sense.

For example, human men cannot conceive, only women can conceive.Human men generally only find human women to marry, for the purpose of reconciling yin and yang.

Nuo Nuo happily touched her belly: Fortunately, I can give birth to kittens, otherwise I would go to a male fairy and sow them a hundred times, and I would not be able to survive the thunder catastrophe.

For example, although there are many immortals in the Nine Heavens, mortal spirits and monks cannot go up.If you want to reach them, you can only wait for them to come down by themselves.At present, there are only three immortals in the world of cultivating immortals, and if you want to borrow seeds, you can only borrow from these three.

First, living in the crater of Lieyan Mountain, spent nearly a thousand years with his beloved beast, and never came out of the mountain for 2000 years.Due to living in the volcano for too long, his name has been lost in the world of cultivating immortals.

Nuo Nuo shivered: I am resistant to cold and not fireproof, and if I enter the crater, I will become a roasted kitten.And this fairy and his elf who likes to eat magma sound like a couple.

Second, Huo Jiuyuan, who insisted on looking for the remains of the master and has not yet returned to Jiuchongtian.

Nuo Nuo refused again and again: It is said that this immortal monarch has changed his temperament after the death of his master, and the legends of him killing spirits and sects who covet his teacher's relics are widely spread in the world of immortality.It is said that wherever he goes and kills, whoever dares to absorb a little bit of spiritual power from relics will dig out their spiritual pills.Now his whereabouts are a mystery, and he doesn't know where to get other people's panacea for food.

Nuo Nuoguang trembled tremblingly when he heard others say it: Don't dare, if I offend him, I'm not going to die.And he likes to eat panacea, the taste is really strong, what if I find him after all the hard work, but it becomes one of his dishes QAQ

Third, Lu Qianli Xianjun of the Hehuan Sect.

The name of Hehuan Sect sounds sloppy, and Lu Qianli Xianzun's behavior style is exactly the same as his sect's name, which is very problematic.His peachy legends are also spread everywhere in the world of cultivating immortals.What kind of female nuns at night, female nuns who take their children to recognize their fathers, and female elves stepping on the threshold and so on.

It can be called a walking planter.

It is rumored that Lu Qianli has a preference for cat women, so he went in and searched for cat women to fill the harem.The most important thing is that he still has several houses where he lives permanently, and he is not as hard to find as the first two.

The melon-eaters chatted enthusiastically, and they all expressed reasonable suspicion that he returned to the world of cultivating immortals to facilitate the opening of the harem.Lu Qianli and Huo Jiuyuan have a good personal relationship, and the people who eat melons in the town even gave them a nickname: Food and Sex Shuangsha.

Nuo Nuo's little heart was beating, and she stepped out of the crowd with little stars in her eyes: I don't know if Xianjun Qianli can make do with a cat boy, we cat spirits, men and women are similar.I can try to learn from Catwoman.

It is rumored that Qianli Xianjun is currently living in Guiyun Village not far from here, and Nuonuo, who is full of fighting spirit, will be on the road that day.The momentum is like lightning, and all the way, he is thinking about the upcoming love affair between himself and Lu Qianli Xianjun.

Hehehe, I like this kind of fairy who has a nickname, and he must be very generous in borrowing seeds!

Nuo Nuo's mind is full of Lu Qianli and fairy fetuses, and she feels that victory is just around the corner.When walking to the narrow mountain path between one or two cliffs, she raised her head to the bright sunshine falling from the sky and diverted her thinking: Since she is pregnant, she must give birth to a fairy fetus.I will not bother the great Qianli Xianjun in the step of raising a child, I can take care of it myself, and when I grow up, I can also be my companion.

Thinking of this, the lonely little wild cat cried out happily: "Aww, thousands of miles away, thousands of miles away, thousands of miles away... ah!"

The so-called "misfortune is where blessings rest, and blessings are where misfortune rests", he was too snarky to notice the sound of rolling stones above his head.

When he found it, he saw a person looking up, cutting a line of sky from top to bottom with lightning speed.The steel and iron bones split the "one-line sky" into a "cross sky" like a living.And the little classmate Nunuuo, who is famous and taboo for three thousand miles, is in the center of the cross.

When the person landed on top of Nuo Nuo's head, although the speed was reduced, it didn't give the unlucky kitten a chance to escape. Nuo Nuo was crushed into a mass of cats before he finished speaking.

The whole process did not take more than three seconds, but it made the sound of breaking mountains and shaking rocks, which shocked the surrounding birds and monkeys to disperse.The mountains and plains were full of frightened birdsong, and after a short hustle and bustle, it returned to dead silence.

This dead silence lasted for a stick of incense, until a thin meow came from the center of the cross.

The rough-skinned and thick-skinned kitten crawled out from under the man, dizzy, purring and talking nonsense: "Meow meow, I have nothing to do except call Lu Qianli's name a few times. Why do you press me? Woo."

He staggered to and fro, his left foot kicked his right foot and fell on the man's hand, and he was even more aggrieved: "I'm so dizzy, um... I'm almost a dead cat." After being aggrieved for a while, he tilted his head, ready to take a look The culprit who smashed him is not dead.

When he was dead, he would do good deeds and help him bury him. If he was alive, he would vent his anger with cat paw prints on his face while he was powerless to resist.

Nuo Nuo crawled along the man's hand to the man's chest, and lay on the man's chest to feel it.

The heartbeat is steady and powerful meow, it's time to give him cat paw prints meow.

So he sat lightly on the man's shoulder, and gestured cat's paw towards the man's face.He is small and short like a cat, sitting on his shoulders, he still can't see the whole face of the man, so he stretches his neck to look at his booty, gearing up: See if I don't scratch you into a big face.

Raising his gaze, he finally saw the man's face.

At that moment, Nuo Nuo's mind went blank, and then many names popped up.They are: Snow White, Mermaid, Cinderella, Wang Zhaojun, Helen...

The tit spirit told him many miscellaneous stories, and Nuo Nuo couldn't remember many of them, but he remembered all the names of the most beautiful people in each story.This man who pressed him down to the point of vomiting completely fits Nuo Nuo's fantasy of "the most beautiful person" in his heart!

With a knife on the head of the color character, Nuo Nuo suddenly forgot about the thunder disaster and traveled thousands of miles.Facing the man, he opened his mouth unconsciously, and his pink little tongue fell down foolishly, and it would have fallen out of his mouth if it wasn't for his chin.

The names of all the beauties circulated in Xiaose Mao's mind, and finally settled on the name "Chen Ajiao".

Shuangbiao Nuo Lightning withdrew his cat's claws, and the evil grew from his heart to both sides. There was only one thought in his mind: he was picked up from the sky, and now he is mine.Hide him!Buy a yard now and hide him away!