i'm just a kitty

This morning, Nuo Nuo was calm and calm, and the catastrophe did not come.Seeing that the Heavenly Tribulation was not coming at noon, I took out the dry food and snacks I had prepared from the Qiankun Bell, spread out the pure linen small floral tablecloth and had an exquisite lunch.

I was bored waiting after the meal, so I took out the hanging basket that I made in my free time two days ago.I took out the big one and accidentally brought out the small one, and leisurely stuffed the small one back, and lay down in the big one to form a ball of cats.

The wind was blowing and the sun was shining. After he was pregnant with the kitten, he still hadn't gotten rid of the drowsiness. Naturally, he took a nap in a curled up position.

I slept until the sky was dark and the sky was dark, and I didn't wake up until I was caught by the eagle.

When he woke up, it was already dark.He dreamed of being thrown pebbles, and woke up with his hind legs twitching. As soon as he opened his eyes, he met two gray bald eaglets.

Little Eagle didn't expect that the food was still alive, so he pecked it twice again when he just woke up, pecking the waxy and messy cat's fur even more crooked.

Nuowuo is a monster, it doesn't hurt to be pecked twice by a kitten, and at most she loses two cat hairs.He couldn't figure out the situation and squatted up. With a sweep of his tail, he pushed aside the two little things that he hadn't eaten for half an afternoon, staring at the moonlight in a daze: Who am I?where am iwhat am i doing

The second time, Nuo Nuo calculated the specific time according to the position of the moon when he pushed away the little eagle that had been pecking all afternoon and was covered with a little bit of meat foam: it was midnight.

The long-awaited day of catastrophe passed like this!

Nuo Nuo raised jiojio and shook her ears to make sure she was safe and sound, feeling anxious inside: Where is my catastrophe?Has it hacked me while I'm asleep?It shouldn't be, then I will burn a few cat hairs anyway, and the birds and beasts on this mountain will definitely be scared to scatter.

And if it was really chopped off, and I was safe and sound, how could I be in the bird's nest now, shouldn't I go to the Nine Heavens?

Could it be that Heavenly Tribulation it... is late?

Nuo Nuo poked her stomach to make sure that Huo Qian's cub hadn't been chopped off, she took off from the nest tremblingly, Yu Feng went back to her room to wash off the cub's drool and fell asleep.

The next day, I went on a spring outing and waited for the catastrophe, and prayed sincerely: I must let me survive the catastrophe and go back to see Gillian alive.I'm not reconciled to the beautiful daughter-in-law who managed to get her hands on her hands, but before enjoying the blessings for a few days, she turned her head and left her as a little widow to take advantage of other men/goblins.

This time I opened my eyes and waited until midnight, but the catastrophe still didn't come.

With a question mark on her face, Nuo Nuo went back to sleep to replenish her strength, and on the third day, she still packed her bags and waited for the catastrophe, trembling: I must come today, how can I go back to see my little daughter-in-law if I don’t come?

Tian Jie ruthlessly rejected his call request and put him on the blacklist.

On the fourth day and the fifth day, Nuo Nuo still hadn't waited for the catastrophe.

On the sixth day, he dropped the small package for the spring outing, and the whole cat was tortured until one of its souls came out of its body and two souls ascended to heaven.The dull little cat spirit finally realized that something was wrong, packed the kitten's baby clothes, small toys, and ran out of the mountain in a hurry.

He first went to the place where he and Huo Qian were separated, and found that the building was already empty.

I searched for all the properties that Huo Qian had bought before, but there was no trace of Huo Qian.At this time, ten days had passed since the scheduled day of catastrophe.

No matter how stupid a ghost is, they all know that the probability of thunder disaster appearing is very small.Most likely he was cheated.

Nuo Nuo watched helplessly as he smashed a good hand of cards, and the bewilderment in his heart increased exponentially. He stared at the empty room with black eyes, and finally gritted his teeth and set out for Luoxia Mountain.

Huo Qian is not in these places, so the probability of returning to Liuyunzong is extremely high.In the past, he, a strange cat, must not be able to go up the mountain easily.Fortunately, since leaving Baiyou Valley, Huo Qian took him to settle on the mountain for more than half a month.

During the period, I took him to meet all the brothers around Luoxia Mountain, and even some ordinary disciples knew him well.

I think it is easy to go up the mountain.

After going to Liuyunzong, he cried and complained that Cheng Chu despised him for his poor bones, and returned him.It's all over now, and he can come back to dominate Gillian again.

Even if A-Jiao is not in Liuyunzong now, it doesn't matter, this is his root, and he will come back sooner or later.

What's more, there are many disciples of Liuyun Sect, so it's so difficult to help spread the word and urge him to come back.

Meow, I'm such a smart kitty.

Judging from the fact that he is all focused on finding someone at his natal home, his two brain circuits are quite consistent, which is very in line with the characteristics of a straight man of steel.

Nuo Nuo traveled thousands of miles, and when she appeared in the tea house at the foot of Luoxia Mountain, she was exhausted like a useless cat, so she sat down and drank tea to rest her feet.There are also many merchants and porters around, who specialize in providing daily necessities to the disciples of Liuyunzong.They were not allowed to go up the mountain, so they met with the monks at the place half an hour's walk further inside the tea house to deliver goods, and after earning a fortune, they drank some tea before leaving.

While Nuonuo was lying on her stomach and resting her feet, she had already visited several waves of vendors.

He rested and was about to leave when Huo Qian's name came out of the lips of a couple at the table next to him.

There was no stock around them, obviously they had just returned from a sale.At the moment, I was spitting and talking to another group of porters at the same table who were going to sell goods about what they had seen and heard.From time to time, Huo Qian's name popped up.

Nuo Nuo stopped leaving immediately, and picked a closer place to listen.If he was in his original form at this moment, his ears would be erected into triangular cones.

As soon as you get close, you can hear everything immediately.

The couple have finished their gossip, and now is the stage for the audience to express their experiences.

"A fairy like Huo Xianjun, who has the appearance of a fairy like Huo Xianjun, will he not be pampered, but will be abandoned by the little goblin?!" The few men who shared the table with the young couple exclaimed. Mouth mother-in-law is fine.

"Yes, yes, I don't believe it either. Huo Xianjun is not as romantic as Lu Xianjun, how could he end up being rejected by others?"

"When I came to do this business, I was lucky enough to meet Huo Xianjun. He really looks better than the oiran lady in Qingyang City. When compared with him, the oiran will be compared to a mountain girl." One of them The man slapped the table excitedly, "If I get Huo Xianjun's favor, I will go with him even if my wife doesn't ask for it. How could anyone be willing to play with him and abandon him?"

"Yes, yes, the four of us met together. I saw that he didn't sleep well that night. If Huo Xianjun wasn't too majestic, I would almost have been obsessed and my mother-in-law went to seek love from him."

"Hey, I didn't expect you two to be such a man." The steel straight man porter showed a shocked expression.

"What kind of eyes do you have? Everyone has a love for beauty!" The mosquito-repellent incense bearer tried to prove that he was straighter than the pole at his feet.

The four porters bickered over Huo Qian in front of the couple, and they were about to fight.The eyes of the two couples flicked across their thick arms and legs, showing disgusted expressions that were going blind.

Nuo Nuo listened to their words of "chaos and abandonment", "playing and abandoning", and felt anxious: who played with whom?Could it be that Gillian was kidnapped and ruined by another man after I walked away for more than half a month? !

He was already tired, but now the veins on his forehead were throbbing.As soon as they went over to join the table with six people, the two couples, who had been quarreled by the quartet, said in panic: "Little brother, you have changed tables twice, just to listen to the chatter at our table. In other words, are you also someone who admires Huo Xianjun?"

Nuo Nuo's face turned red, that's why she couldn't hide what was on her mind.

"Then don't go over there now to make fun of it," the only woman on the table reminded with a double-faced face, "Huo Xianjun was played with by a male cat last month, and now it's the time to see males that are not pleasing to the eye."

Male cat essence... last month...

Nuo Nuo's mouth opened into an "O" shape, and the whole cat was in a bad mood.

The eldest sister of the merchant was very patient with such a young man with delicate skin and tender flesh, retelling the gossip she had just chatted like beans in a bamboo tube.

"According to the disciples of Liuyun Sect, it was a young cat spirit who chased and beat Huo Xianjun fiercely when he saw Huo Xianjun. Huo Xianjun was looking for relics. It was so dangerous that the cat spirit accompanied him all the way... that cat spirit Delicate and soft, with a well-behaved appearance that can't live without Xianjun, Xianjun Fan's heart is greatly moved. Xianjun was raised by a decent family, and he brought it to all the senior brothers soon after he took it in, causing endless trouble A disciple of Liuyun Sect, the people of thousands of miles around know that he is going to get married... but who knows, this cat spirit left the fairy and ran away by himself."

Nuoxin's inner groundhog screamed: I didn't run away!I'm just going out to survive the catastrophe!Moreover, I have made up the cause and effect of leaving the letter, how can this be called running away?

The eldest sister continued to talk to Nuo Nuo: "The cat spirit even lied to Xianjun that he went to a high-ranking person, but the high-ranking person and Xianjun are old acquaintances. As soon as Huo Xianjun went to visit, he found that his little wife was not honest at all. ..."

Nuo Nuo's heart: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhn

"Later in Liuyunzong, Lu Xianjun told him that he saw Huo Xianjun, the little wife who had never been married, wandering out. This is a surefire way to abandon Huo Xianjun."

Nuo Nuo's heart was fighting drums: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

The woman talked more and more vigorously: "Speaking of Huo Xianjun, a young lady who has never been educated, she is really a powerful character. You don't know, he also had a relationship with Lu Xianjun. Lu Xianjun was fascinated by him, and once attracted him. The two immortals fought for him on the night of the Lantern Festival. Tsk tsk tsk, little fairy."

Nuo Nuo: ...This paragraph seems a bit familiar.

Brother Gou's surname is Lu, right?

"Poor Huo Xianjun, I really want to marry that cat spirit. It is said that when I took that little fairy up the mountain, I asked the suzerain to choose a good day. Who knew that the cat spirit said that he loved him, so he threw him with his hind legs. gone."

"Don't say it, that little goblin is really powerful." The woman's husband couldn't help interjecting, "After he ran away, not only did Huo Xianjun disappear, but even Lu Xianjun bid farewell to the suzerain that day, and went down to Luoxia Mountain to look for him. That little goblin has gone. Gui suzerain is so angry that he doesn't even bother to make wolfberry and chrysanthemum tea."

Nuo Nuo's invisible ears drooped, and he asked with little confidence: "Huo Qian's whereabouts are a mystery?"

Several other men showed expressions of admiration, and the topic began to change, and even the two couples were led astray, and they didn't have the heart to answer his unnutritious question:

"so smart?"

"Did you find out what special skills you have?"

"Is it the body fragrance that is particularly charming?"

"You are particularly good at bed?"

"Looks better than Huo Xianjun?"

"The waist is soft and the ass is upturned, is there any pose he can't pose?"

"Extremely good at sex? Especially coquettish and extravagant, more exciting than women?"

"Extremely innocent and delicate, like a little white flower that can arouse a man's possessive desire?"

Has a body fragrance but is only overwhelmingly tempting to plants. Just been □□The bed skills are not much better than those of young children. After begging for mercy once on the bed, the soft and soft kitten who dared not easily take the slutty route got up with a blushing face, and stayed away from these men who were full of nasty words.

Without giving up, he hurriedly left the tea house and went to Luoxia Mountain.When we got to the entrance at the foot of the mountain, we saw a line of blood-red characters carved on the cliff at the entrance between the two mountains: cats and merchants are not allowed to enter.

There is another inscription below: return.

It is the handwriting of Gui Bujue, the suzerain of Liuyun Sect.

Nuo Nuo's eyes darkened, as if she saw the usually amiable Senior Gui with a straight face and scratched his name from the Huo family's genealogy.

"Confiscate your Gillian."

Gui Bujue threw the genealogy at his feet, let him cry and repent without changing his attitude, so said.