i'm just a kitty

Qishan Mountain is a very ordinary snow mountain, and it looks peaceful and closed all the year round.As soon as Huo Qian came, he jumped into the oil pan with Shui Xingzi, which immediately disturbed a pool of spring water, causing the aborigines here to jump out from all corners and surround him as a rare object to visit.

A noisy little bird flew above his head, and four or five big white cats with round faces followed at his feet.Whether it's a bird or a cat, there are countless problems with one mouth:

There is a little female cat with a gentle voice: "Where is the son from, and who is his last name?"

A big tomcat with a mouthful of smoke: "Is it really Nuo Nuo's wife? How long have you been married? Why is this bastard Nuo Nuo asking for such a beautiful daughter-in-law at the foot of the mountain and not reporting to us. Hey, Our Nuowuo is very promising. Why didn't he come back with you, come back together, his father won't beat him."

Aunt Mao who checked the household registration: "Is the young master a monk, or a ghost from some mountain? How old is he? What do you do at home? Are your parents still there? Is he the only child in the family? Is he rich?"

And looking at the little male cat who wanted to marry him: "Son, do you have any brothers? Does your brother look like you? Are you married? Should you consider marrying a cat spirit? Our wild cat spirit or something?" I can do it and even give birth to a child, and marrying me is sure to make money."

Huo Qian didn't know who Nuowuo's relatives were, so he might have offended Nunuuo's natal family at the beginning, so he answered them one by one with a good temper: he is a monk (has practiced to the full level), more than 300 years old (he can live to the end of the world), and has no relatives. Brothers (but there are many brothers and almost all of them are old bachelors, even the younger sisters are old bachelors), they are relatively rich (they just took over the economic lifeline of several cities), and the elders in the family are used to teaching people to practice (have already taught I have a full-level group of powerful Wang Yuanying, and there are thousands of disciples under my sect. Except for the recluse like Yan, no one knows my name of Liuyunzong)

He was also very kind to the last cat brother who wanted to marry: "I can introduce my senior brother to you." He didn't say any disappointing words like "You are a little male cat, don't fool me, you will have children".

So this group of round-faced big white cats loved to pester him even more, and compared the conditions in a hurry: "We, Nuo Nuo, are also little monsters of cultivation (a little chicken who has just had the elixir for a month), 17 years old (soon to be eighteen) la), no brothers and sisters (Bai Zhi said that it is enough to raise him), is relatively rich (the entire snow mountain is the common property of our white-tailed cat clan), parents and elders love to teach people to practice (half of the snow mountain The little cat spirit is Bai Zhi's panacea)."

In the end, the cat spirits of these natal families all nodded and expressed their approval of the hardware conditions of this marriage: Although you are a bit old, it is fine if you like it.Overall, you two are a good match.

They, the seven aunts and eight aunts, compared the cat spirits for a long time, and the topic went around seven or eight hundred miles. In the end, the noisy little sparrow spirit and his wife rolled their eyes for a long time and asked, "Nuo Nuo Why didn't you come back together?"

Huo Qian spread his hands: "He has always abandoned me, and I came here to find him."

So there were only four or five cats at the beginning, and when the household registration was interrogated, the group had grown to forty or fifty cats in the crowd, who collectively opened their mouths into a circle of two.

The seven aunts and eight aunts raised their invisible necks again, raised their faces to confirm that Huo Qian was a stunning little lady, and lowered their heads in shame: "This, this is really too much... Violent use of things... so A good-looking daughter-in-law is willing to abandon her?"

"Little lady, don't run away." The smoky Uncle Cat comforted Huo Zaokaoqian, "You can stay here with peace of mind, your father-in-law went down the mountain a month ago to catch Nuuonuo, I guess it will be soon Take that little bastard back and beat him up."

"Yes, you just wait here. Nuowuo will be arrested soon. Then let him kowtow to you and admit his mistake." The clansmen were ordered not to go down the mountain at will, and they were relatively fluffy and round every day. The little meat pad with a soft face has long felt that his clansmen are getting old and are no longer as beautiful as they used to be.

When the color fades and the love runs, everyone is tired of each other.Unexpectedly, a new face appeared, handsome and handsome, and they all turned against Huo Qian immediately, and swore that Nuo Nuo would come back soon.When he came back, he would give him a meal of stewed cat meat on a bamboo board to calm Miss Huo.

"At that time, put a cat chain on that bastard Nunuo, and pull the rope into your little lady's hands. The little lady told him to go west, and he would never dare to go east." The beautiful little lady ran away.Their state of mind is comparable to that of the older generation in the village of bachelors: our village has internally digested it for generations, and it is not easy for someone to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law from another village, so they have to coax them well, and don't let the foolish boys who don't know how to pity their daughter-in-law run away with anger up.

The new daughter-in-law is a rare resource in the whole village.It is the cat's responsibility to guard the marriage of the new daughter-in-law.

Huo Qian was welcomed into Nuonuo's old residence that night, and stuffed a bag of lotus seeds and peanuts on the bed: "Miss Huo, live in peace, don't hesitate to call us for food, we will definitely help you get that little bastard Nunuuo Take back."

Miss Huo's face was full of dark lines, she had nowhere to vent her anger from the mirror of mother and child, and finally lay down on the Nuo Nuo bed with a sad face.People like to think about life when they are free, so he scans the room by the dim candlelight.I thought that for someone as dexterous as Nuonuo, the house should be as homely as his Qianlong Pavilion.Looking at it now, it turns out that's not the case.

Their residence on Hidden Cloud Peak is called Qianlong Pavilion, and after Nuo Nuo moved in as the owner, Huo Qian once again saw his accomplishments in household.This place is just an ordinary cabin, which is very different from his and Nuomuo's house in Zangyun Peak.

The tablecloths of Qianlong Pavilion are cut by Nuo Nuo, and the edges are carefully sealed.The tablecloths here are obviously cheap tablecloths sold in the market. Nuo Nuo just cut a circle and used it. The openings are not even sealed, and bits and pieces of fiber tassels of different lengths are hung.

The shoe cabinets in Qianlong Pavilion are made of waxy, carved flowers, and carefully dyed.The shoe cabinet here is in the shape of the most common matchbox, and there are only a pair of old cotton shoes and a pair of single shoes in it.

The bed curtains of Qianlong Pavilion are all embroidered with Nuo Nuo, and they are still three layers.He thought the original tulle was too see-through, so he took the initiative to add a thick layer of fabric.I added a layer of floating gauze between the thick gauze cloth and thought it was too rigid to be opaque. This gauze can change different colors according to the temperature and temperature, and it is as magnificent as fireflies.

"Put the lantern closer...farther away...I can't see the color when I lift it up." Nuo Nuo was keen on changing the color of the floating gauze during the two nights when she put it on. Use the heat of the lantern to illuminate the floating veil.Huo Qian played with him for several nights, and every time he coaxed Nunuuo to his heart's content, he would throw the lantern to the foot of the bed, grab Nunuuo's ankle and drag him over to mess around.It wasn't until one night that the lantern burned the bed that I restrained myself a little.

The window curtains here are very ordinary, black gauze, rigid and inauspicious.

Nuonuo has only been in Qianlong Pavilion for more than half a month, and there are already traces of him everywhere.He has lived here for several years, but he didn't spend much time on it.

Huo Qian walked around the house with a lantern, and even found a hole behind the bed, where a nest of sparrows made their home in the wall.Secret joy arose in his heart: he liked my place a hundred times better than here.He treats my place as his home, which is better than his former residence.Does he like me too, from the bottom of my heart...

Just as he was worrying about gains and losses, the sound of "Tuk Tuk Tuk" pecking wood interrupted him.A naked bird's head came in from the window, squinting at him: "Miss Huo, are you still asleep?"

Huo Qian: =皮= If I had known earlier, I wouldn’t have called that bastard cat spirit Nuonuo “Xianggong” here. One or two of them were called “little ladies” so happily.

The little sparrow pushed open the curtain with his head: "Can I come in?" Huo Qian nodded, and the little sparrow followed behind him with a big white cat.The two squatted down on the table in front of Huo Qian, one with their hands in their hands and the other with their paws.

"Hello, brother and sister, I'm Nuowuo's cousin." The big white cat, so fat that its neck can't be seen, gave the younger brother and sister a felt kitten as a greeting gift, "This is the kitten made out of the hair that Nuowuo lost when she was young. He stole it from Nuo, and he cried for several days because of it hahaha. Now give it to you."

The big white cat said the word "steal" confidently and without any sense of guilt, and Huo Qian accepted the little cat with black lines on his face.

Seeing that he accepted it, the big white cat showed a smug look on his face: "Siblings are willing to stay here, I reckon they are willing to give Nuo Nuo another chance, I knew you would be interested in his little things." Huo Qian's face became hot when he heard this, and he felt that he was like a shameless little lady.

The big white cat looked up at Huo Qian: "My brother and sister can come here alone, they must be the relatives who have been affirmed by their own family. Then I will be cheeky and say a few good words for my cousin." He turned back and licked himself With smooth and white fur, "Nuo Nuo is different from our other cats. He was beaten up and had no mother, and my father hated him for not pampering him. He is a cat spirit who grew up like a wild dog. People have hurt you before, if he won't hurt others and treat you slowly, please ask your younger siblings to take care of you. Give him one more chance. "

"You said Nuomuo doesn't hurt people?" Huo Qian asked himself. He still loved himself when he was around, but he mainly focused on another sentence, "No one took care of him when he was a child?"

"Yes, the child has no mother, it's a long story." The big white cat, the other great-grandson of the old tree spirit, and the sparrow spirit looked at each other, and silently exchanged a message: Seeing Nunuuo's daughter-in-law showing pity, Continuing to play the sad card, pull the little lady's favorability for this little bastard.Otherwise, Nuo Nuo would be beaten not only by her father but also by her little wife after being arrested, it would be too miserable.

The big white cat sighed, "Nuo Nuo didn't know about this, my uncle Bai Zhi was determined not to let him know more about the reason. Since you are his wife and came to Qishan again, you will ask sooner or later, and it's nothing to listen to you." .”

"You should have discovered that Nuomuo looks different from our other brothers and sisters."

Huo Qian nodded: the body is similar, but the color is quite different.

"We are all white cats, cat spirits with relatively mediocre talents. Nuomuo is yellow like honey, because he has returned to his ancestors, and he has inherited the powerful talents possessed by our ancestors." The cousin showed yearning and fear The expression said, "One is born, and the other is destroyed. There is no ability that arises from the ground. When he was still in the womb of his aunt, he forcibly absorbed the aura of the mother's body and turned it into a few uses."

"You monks may not know that naturally powerful spirits consume the aura of their mothers so much. It would be fine if my aunt was also a strong honey-colored cat spirit, but she is just like us, a cat with mediocre talent. There has been no birth in our clan for thousands of years. Such a little baby who has inherited his talent to the extreme, no one thought that something would go wrong with his uncle's family."

The big white cat drew a circle in the air, "My uncle proposed to kill him, but my aunt refused. So Nuo Nuo was born healthy and sounded loudly, but my aunt was almost sucked out of her spiritual energy, and she has been lingering in bed ever since."

"His mother suffered a great loss, and she passed away in a few years." The little sparrow spirit expressed regret.

"Nuonuo's father, Baizhi, hates him." The big white cat pretended to hide his tears, "Even our relatives are hindered by Baizhi's attitude, and they don't have much contact with Nunuuo, which made him lonely and lonely since he was a child. , now that I think about it, I have not fulfilled my responsibility as an elder brother, and I owe him a lot."

"Brother and sister, you must give Nuo Nuo another chance," the two ghosts said in unison, "If you don't want him, no one in this world will want him."

A few words that Nuo Nuo said to him emerged in Huo Qian's mind.It was about when they were on their way to Baiyou Valley, even though he was taking him with him, he occasionally wondered why he was a cat spirit's bodyguard.Not to mention being taken advantage of to eat tofu.

"Didn't your elders teach you what shame is?" Huo Qian looked at him helplessly and angrily when he tore Nuonuo off his pillow again.

Nuo Nuo drooped her eyes: "My mother was too early." Huo Qian's grip on his neck unconsciously relaxed.

Nuowuo lowered her eyebrows and said, "My father is still alive, but he, he, he can't teach other kittens." Huo Qian let go of his hand directly, coughed twice in embarrassment, and secretly spurned himself for embarrassing someone who didn't. The little cat spirit whose mother loves her father but doesn't love her is really not the work of a man.

As soon as he let go, Nuo Nuo slept coiled up on his pillow again, and even came to secretly rape him in the middle of the night.

The trick of selling miserably was as useful to Huo Qian as ever.Huo Qian vaguely couldn't figure out that he was the one who was abandoned from the beginning to the end, and he answered "yes" many times.