i'm just a kitty

Nuowuo's plan is super simple, as the old saying goes, the more complex the plan, the more error-prone it is.All he needs is an excuse to leave temporarily.The last time Huo Qian talked about their relationship after hundreds of thousands of years, he was inspired by it.

Spirits are born to be favored by the Dao of Heaven, and each race has racial talents that human monks do not have.Like their white-tailed cats who are born with knowledge of herbs, vixen have their own charm bonus.As for longevity, there is not no way to find it.It is rumored that there is a monster in the world, who possesses the secret technique of immortality, and its name is Cheng Chu.

Such a spirit is no less than the treasure of the Nine Cauldrons.If it is born, I don't know what kind of bloody storm it will cause.No one knew where Cheng Chu was, and no one knew what his true form was.It is rumored in the world that he is a solitary elf with no population and no mate.I only know that he is used to pretending to be a monk, walking alone between heaven and earth.

Someone had seen him decades ago, saying that he was born this time to take in two apprentices to relieve his loneliness, but he didn't know if he was found later.

Such a ghost, whose whereabouts are erratic, whose traces of existence are all captured by legends, what a perfect story material!

Nuo Nuo, a little liar who urgently needs to find an excuse to leave without saying goodbye, so he took aim at this weird senior.He thought about the reason: When you went out to buy ingredients, I met Senior Cheng Chu.He promised to take me in as a disciple and teach me the art of longevity, but he needs me to serve him in return.Besides, the senior has a weird personality and doesn't want to stay longer or meet outsiders, so I just leave a letter and let him go.

He even thought of the reason for coming back after crossing the catastrophe: Master thought I was too stupid and kicked me out of the teacher's school, so I will come back to you right now!

Anyway, it is a legendary person, no matter how you make it up, Huo Qian can't verify it.As long as you find a secluded place and wait for the catastrophe without being discovered by Huo Qian, everything will be fine.

Meow, I'm such a smart kitty.

As soon as Nuo Nuo sent Huo Qian away, she crouched in front of the table and wrote: Huo Qian loves his wife, seeing words is like meeting...

The writing is brisk, but the writing becomes more and more heavy later.If this could not pass the catastrophe safely, this letter would become a must.With this kind of mentality, Nuo Nuo added a bunch of words like a mother.What should take care of your body, don't roll around and kick the quilt when you sleep.

When it comes to the return date, there is another entanglement here.The return date must be given one, and no master has any reason to hold the apprentice back, and Huo Qian must be suspicious if the return date is uncertain.At the beginning, I planned to write ten or eight years, thinking that if I died in the catastrophe, after ten or eight years, it would be hard to say whether Huo Qian could remember his little lover who had been together for only half a month, even if he knew that he was dead, it would not be too much sad.

I really want to write for ten years, but I am afraid that Huo Qian thinks ten years is too long.

If he thinks I made him wait, what if he finds a new kitten as soon as I leave?

This is very likely to happen, after all, Huo Qian accepted himself only because he was desperate and begging.His meager affection for himself could not stand the test.Seeing that I have to wait ten years, I might just turn around and leave.

He was handsome again, and recently he was spending time with him on the bed, the usual alienation and indifference between his brows and eyes had long since disappeared, and the eyes he looked at people were all gentle and affectionate.Going out like this is just a way to attract bees and butterflies.

In the past, no one dared to cling to him, but in 300 years, a monster of his own who dared to bite him appeared.He wanted to find someone to enjoy the fun of love, so he naturally took me in.Now that he is so ineffective, it seems like a butterfly has become a spirit, and the goblins who dare to cling to him like him will definitely get together.

If I dare to keep him waiting for a long time, he can tell me what it means to have a group of wives and concubines!

Nuo Nuo suddenly changed his recipe, but he didn't dare to write for ten years.Prepare to write in a shorter time.But you can't write it too short, lest you really die under the catastrophe, and let Huo Qian find out early, which will hurt his heart.

How about writing for five years?If I do not succeed in crossing the tribulation, he will probably not be touched when he finds out that I am not alive after five years...

Don't flatter yourself, he has survived the pain of losing his teacher in three years, do you think you are worthy of his master's weight?Even the living self now is no match for Huo Youhui who has been dead for three years!To be able to pick up A-Jiao into bed when he had just stepped out of his filial piety was all due to his own luck!

Three years, no more.

Three years is a long time, what if he doesn't want to wait for three years and finds his second child to warm his bed in three days?

Two years is a bit long...

Nuo Nuo finally considered writing the letter for half a year.He sniffed: It can't be any shorter, and there is no dignity at all if it is short.

"I really love you, and I want to take care of you with my little effort." Thinking like this, Nuo Nuo folded the letter and stuffed it into the envelope.Then he pressed a small wooden cat sculpture on the letter, and then left without looking back.

——I quietly took away your unborn child and left you a small wooden carving as a souvenir.So selfish because I am incompetent, I have no way to do better.

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What Nuo Nuo wanted was really precious and hard to find, even Huo Qian spent four or five days looking for it.He also made a trip back to Liuyun Sect on the way, and asked Brother Jiu, who had already married, to ask about meeting his father-in-law and mother-in-law.

He had heard Nuo Nuo mention it earlier, saying that his mother died young but his father was still alive.As early as the first time he formally introduced Nuo Nuo to his classmates, he secretly expected Nuo Nuo to introduce him to his father as well.But Nuo Nuo, the little cat spirit, seems to be very playful, no matter how he hints, he doesn't notice the importance of meeting parents.

I was so entangled in bed, I did everything I needed to do.When he got out of bed, he looked another way, quite like a prodigal son who didn't plan to marry back home and help him become a formal lady.

Could it be that the young goblins nowadays are not popular to see their parents' engagement date and decide their marriage to death, but instead they come to sleep with each other when they like it.When he was satisfied with his service, he would "do it again".As for getting married, what is it?Can I eat it?

Huo Qian felt that she was a poor little daughter-in-law who was tried and tried and tried again.

Nuo Nuo is such a proactive and enthusiastic beautiful young man, she is at the age of capital and ambition, if she is willing to put her mind to it, where will there be no shortage of pillows?Now it's fresh, and I'm happy to be a dewy couple with myself.What if one day I get tired of sleeping, feel that I am not good enough, and the bastard runs away?

I still have to find a way to see my parents tie him to death on me.

This time he was finally asked to agree to see the parents, Huo Qian didn't show his face, and he was very happy in his heart.Xindao finally tied up the little wild horse, and then it was time to discuss the wedding date together.

Huo Qian had a solemn expression in front of the ninth senior brother, but the new minister couldn't hide his excitement, and big characters almost appeared on his face:

"I'm a family man."

"I'll be able to invite you to a wedding soon."

"Finally turned Xiaonenrou into Huo Shi, so I don't have to worry about him running off to find other wild men anymore."

"How can I behave better in front of my father-in-law so that he won't interfere with my marriage with Nuo Nuo?"

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Brother Ninth couldn't bear to look directly at him, and half-covered his face to pass on his experience of currying favor with his father-in-law:

"Although the two of you are good at housework, you must never let your siblings work in front of your father-in-law during the few days when your father-in-law is here, especially don't let him serve you."

"Restraint and etiquette, don't let the old people see you messing around, father-in-law generally doesn't like to look directly at the unmarried son-in-law and take advantage of his children."

"Find out the old man's preferences, and prepare generous gifts, so that he can show off his son-in-law's generous gifts in front of his old partners after he returns."

"Don't take father-in-law's polite words seriously. They are either fake polite or have a problem with you. At this time, you have to behave well and make sure that you are extremely docile from head to toe, so that he can't find a reason to say it in front of Nuo Nuo. You speak ill"...

Huo Qian memorized one by one, and the more he listened, the more nervous he became: "Is it that difficult to serve?"

Brother Ninth showed a mysterious smile from someone who came here: "Think about it, if you have a daughter with your brother and sister, you worked so hard to pull it to eighteen... No, the brother and sister seem to be only seventeen."

Huo Qian's scalp went numb, and he pinched a string of Buddhist beads that he had just arrived to give to his father-in-law, and prayed for himself.

Brother Nine continued: "You and your siblings raised your daughter until the age of 17, and suddenly ran out, kid, saying that he and your 17-year-old daughter are married. If it is more serious, he will take your 17-year-old daughter before you know it." The [-]-year-old daughter got into bed and got pregnant, and asked your daughter to cook, wash, warm the bed and give birth to a baby. Not only that, but your daughter gave birth to him is not enough, he wants to have another..."

Huo Qian's veins bulged, and "Karji" crushed the Buddhist beads in his hand: "It's too much to bully!"

"That's why I tell you to be good." Brother Ninth patted Huo Qian's shoulder with his weather-beaten hands, showing sympathy, "Yuezhang sees a son-in-law who has never married, and he is almost looking at a rival in love. Maybe your father-in-law is more difficult to serve than mine."

Huo Qian left Brother Jiu's house in despair.

On the way home, I was building my own heart: for the sake of my beautiful wife and family, it’s okay to suffer the test of my father-in-law with a gun and a stick, just grit my teeth and get through this disaster.After all, I not only want to have a dewy marriage with this clingy kitten, but I also want to be with him day and night.

If it wasn't for Nuo Nuo being a little tomcat, I would have devoted myself to imprinting my brand on him as my senior brother said.Not only do they want him to bear the love he bestowed on him, but they also want him to conceive for him and give birth to their children.

Huo Daxianjun's brain theater drove a whining little train, and showed a picture of a family of three. When he pushed the door and entered, he overcame a lot of anxiety about meeting his parents.Xiao Biesheng is newly married, and he plans to enjoy the benefits of newlyweds, holding a sweet-smelling kitten in his mouth to live a sticky married life with him.

Who knew that there was no one in the house.

Huo Qian:? ? ?

It didn't take long for him to find the letter and the wooden kitten on the table.He put the kitten away, unfolded the letter and read ten lines at a glance.

After reading it, his first thought was: Oops, my trip to meet my parents will be postponed.My marriage is also postponed.

The second thought was: Coincidentally, no one else knows the whereabouts of this Cheng Chu, but I know it clearly.In the early years, during the trial, he accidentally broke into his residence. It was really miserable and desolate, and it could be said that there was no grass growing.I don't know if I will live forever or not, but it is certain that I will lose weight after staying for a week.

Huo Qian's old mother fell ill and was restless, so she immediately found a reason for herself to chase after him: Since he wants to pay Nuowuo to pay homage to him, it is understandable that I, as a family member, should bring a gift and pay a visit.

——If you can't learn the technique of longevity, it's the right thing to get my kitty back as soon as possible.

Huo Qian is like a hunting dog that has lost its beloved bones, chasing after him without stopping.