i'm just a kitty

Siblings!What a beautiful title.

Nuo Nuo didn't care that the other party got her gender wrong, and responded happily: "It's me, it's me, it's me." The man still maintained a half-squatting movement, let go of the cat's paw in his hand but didn't hold it back, instead gently He rested his three fingertips on Nuo Nuo's paws.

Once Nuomuo returns to its original shape, it will not be able to maintain certain characteristics of cats, such as the cat's claws cannot be lowered.As soon as the man's hand was placed on his paw, he couldn't help pulling out the paw, and pressed it against the back of the man's hand with a "slap".The man pressed his paw again, and he continued to retract his paw and press back.One person and one cat repeatedly played the game of cat's paw on the top, and every time they changed positions, the strange man would chat with him.

"how old are you?"

— Seventeen.

"Which cats are there?"

——There is a father.

"Why didn't Daddy come to Liuyun Sect with you?"

——He stayed in his hometown and didn't go down the mountain with me.

"How long has the younger brother and sister been out alone?"

- 1 months.

"Did someone bully you after you went down the mountain?"

--No.

Nuo Nuo was so tired of being teased that he honestly made the man feel too lazy to get the cat's claws up, and even yawned: "I've been following Huo Qian, so he doesn't bully me." His round cat eyes were so sleepy With tears in his eyes, he was too lazy to play games with the childish ghost who was addicted to teasing cats, and asked sleepily, "Who are you?"

The man took out a small cardboard box and opened it in twos and twos to reveal the sugar figurine inside which was made in the shape of a small fish.He held the handle and handed the sugar figurine in front of Nuo Nuo, and the scene of Nuo Nuo licking the sugar with his pink tongue was reflected in his clear amber eyes.

His fingertips moved on the round cat's head, very like a brother: "Just follow Jiu Yuan and call me Senior Brother Jiu."

"Well, Senior Brother Gou." A cat as small as Nuowuo ate such a big piece of candy, licking it until his cheeks hurt, and he babbled inarticulately.

"It's 'Senior Brother Nine'." He patiently corrected

Nuo Nuo brand perpetual moving cat can't stop eating candy at all: "Senior Brother Gou!"

Senior Brother Gou could only move the cat's head again: "Senior Brother Gou, let's go to Senior Brother Gou." He loosened his hand that helped Nuo Nuo knead the sugar, and turned to teasing the tips of the furry ears, saying inexplicably: " In the future, follow Jiu Yuan more, don't run around alone."

Nuo Nuo focused all his attention on the candy, and when he smashed it and bit the candy off the stick, Senior Brother Gou had disappeared, and in front of him was a basket of candy wrapped in colorful sugar wrappers.Nuo Nuo's eyes were straightened, and she plunged into the pile of candies, leaving only the tip of her tail hooked out to represent joy.

Brother Jiu didn't go far, he and Huo Qian walked into the depths of the bamboo forest together, and teased: "Let me see a doctor, why are you so sneaky? I also specially prepared a basket of candy for him, so that he can honestly spend more time in the house." Stay for a while?"

It is no exaggeration to say that it is sneaky. Huo Qian's bamboo forest covers a vast area with winding paths leading to secluded places.Once a person walks inside, there are countless forks in the road ahead. If the latecomers lose their attention, they will probably lose the trace of the former.

Lu Qianli is quite serious in front of Nuo Nuo, and he is very keen to maintain his brother's stalwart image, and when he is alone with Huo Qian, he is airy.He hooked Huo Qian's shoulder with one arm, and approached Huo Qian with a face as bright as a peach blossom.If it weren't for being shorter than Huo Qian, doing this action was a little bit reluctant, really like a dude molesting a young woman from a good family.

He fiddled with his hands, his mouth full of tears, but he couldn't turn the page of Nuo Nuo: "I haven't carried it in yet, I want to take it, won't it be my life to snatch the opportunity of the groom's official performance in front of the new daughter-in-law?"

Huo Qian shook the person off, and patted the creases on his clothes: "I can't go, he is very clingy, I can take off and come out with you if he sees it. What's more, how can you lose your life?" Say it? Brother Lu Qianli Lu."

Liuyunzong has two ninth brothers.The first one is the serious disciple of Huo Jiuyuan, who stopped practicing a few years ago and went down the mountain to marry a wife and have children.Others flung their sleeves away from the world of mortals. This ninth senior brother witnessed the master's cultivation to the stage of great power and was unable to ascend for a long time. The rabbit died and the fox suffered from a practice phobia under the sorrow.Going against the current and falling into the world of mortals is not so difficult to understand

Coupled with the fact that when I went down the mountain and met Jiao Didi's beautiful girl, the boat of life immediately turned around and never looked back.

From then on, the Ninth Senior Brother lived outside the secular world and his heart was in the world of mortals. After suffering from lovesickness on the mountain for several months, he learned from the pain, bid farewell to all the senior brothers and went down the mountain to run to Meijiao Niang.I just received a message a few months ago, saying that I have become a father.A large group of old bachelors in Liuyunzong also went to drink the full moon wine of other people's children.

When some of them saw the old nine's beautiful wife and beautiful family members, they couldn't help being excited for a while, but there was no beautiful lady as a beacon, and the boat for practicing has not turned around yet.

The second ninth brother is Lu Qianli.

When this fellow followed Huo Jiuyuan's sect, Liuyun Sect was already a big sect standing side by side with Hehuan Sect.Huo Qian has entered a period of great power, and his future is limitless.Lu Qianli, as the most proud young disciple of the Hehuan Sect, came to the Liuyun Sect to pay homage to Huo Yougui as his teacher.

Princess Lu Qianli didn't have any differences in her family, and she didn't accept the slightest acclimatization. On the first day of her apprenticeship, she asked Huo Youhui to ask for a discipleship.Huo You regretted a lot. Hearing that he was the ninth eldest among the disciples of the Hehuan Sect, he asked his disciples to call him Brother Ninth.It doesn't matter how the apprentices distinguish between the two ninth brothers.

The disciple of the Hehuan Sect has always been proficient in medicine, Huo Qian called him this time because he wanted him to see his eye disease.Huo Qian actually wanted Nuonuo to show him his eyes a long time ago, otherwise he would have to look at Nuonuo very carefully to barely see the outline, and he felt quite regretful.

It's just that I didn't tell Nuonuo about this matter at the beginning, and now it seems superfluous to talk about it, and it's useless to scare him.What's more, Lu Qianli has already come, so I just make do with it, so I don't bother the cute and unscared kitten.

During the first consultation, Dr. Lu confirmed that miasma entered the body and affected vision.

"It's nothing serious, I'll prescribe medicine for you to drink for a few days. After a few days, I will force the remaining poison out of my body." Lu Qianli was quite obsessed with medicine, and his face smelled like "killing a chicken with a bull's knife" Fart emoji, take out your own medicine box.Use a small gauze bag to dispense medicine to Huo Qian.

His dispensing movements are exquisite and delicate, completely different from those drastic doctors in the pharmacy.The appearance of playing with herbs is particularly devoted and focused, especially showing a bit of tenderness when facing dead objects.Huo Qian stared at the back of his head for a while and was silent for a while, knowing the expression of the drug addict without his eyes, and couldn't help but say a few words: "If you don't want to be a cheap husband to a group of monks with big bellies, you should change It’s better to change your stinking habit of being affectionate to everyone.”

Lu Qianli closed his peachy eyes, and turned a big white eye at his annoying junior: Eyes are born with a natural shape, I think people are so affectionate!

The folks love to spread Lu Xianjun's erotic stories. Today it is said that he made this fairy's belly big, and tomorrow it is said that he made that monk's concubine. Court flower.According to the rumors, men and women in Lu Qianli are not abstaining from eating all meat and vegetables, and they produce offspring once every three days and one hundred a year.

A planter that can be called humanoid, with big walking pig's hooves, is the best among obscene and demons.

This rumor is not limited to ordinary people, it has spread to every household, even the Liuyun Sect who is thousands of miles away knows that their Ninth Senior Brother/Ninth Junior Brother is constantly blooming peach blossoms throughout the year, and the number of times he has been a father is comparable to that of Genghis Khan.

Actually...

"I've only performed Zhou Gong's ceremony with few spirits and monsters. Why don't you love me?"

"I only like female ghosts with big breasts and upturned buttocks. I don't like female monks who are too rigid. It is pure rumors to say that I eat both men and women."

"And I haven't had children yet. Please help me explain to Junior Sister Song, why would such a good girl rather listen to rumors from the outside world than trust me, Senior Brother?" Lu Qianli rubbed the invisible goosebumps on his arms, revealing some rarely Unspeakable meaning, "She greeted me outside this morning, looking at me like a little male dog who is in heat anytime and anywhere."

Huo Qian was moved by Lu Qianli's tragic situation, and laughed unkindly.

The two finished their business of not seeing cats in the bamboo forest, and walked back slowly.Huo Qian wanted to walk faster, but the two had nothing to do with each other since they hadn't seen each other for a long time, and Lu Qianli dragged him to complain, so they couldn't walk fast.

Huo Qian answered him one after another: "How did the rumor spread so crazy? Why do so many women point to the fetus in their womb and say it's yours."

Lu Qianli gritted his teeth: "At this time last year, an old bachelor dug a gold mine in his own field in a small mountain village [-] miles north of Hehuanzong. The news spread to people in a radius of [-] miles overnight. A woman who recognizes a child has never been broken."

"Every man is innocent, but he is guilty," Lu Qianli sneered, "Before I ascended, I was a lot of flirtatious people, and there was no big-bellied woman who stepped through the threshold to see me and let me be the father of my child."

Huo Qian: ...

For a moment, I didn't know where to complain.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Lu Qianli had been rumored for half a century but failed to refute the rumor. His heart was full of waves and he wanted to vomit a sea of ​​acid water. When he got angry, he could even fight with a half-blind junior brother. , "No, you also ascended, why haven't you been lied to?"

I have never been close to women. I am still perfect. I went to Jiuchongtian to accompany Master’s invisible father, Baonan. Huo Qian, who looks sexually frigid and hard to attract love: silently swallowed the phrase "flies don’t bite seamless eggs" Back in the stomach.

Unexpectedly, his senior brother was still his senior brother, and he miraculously caught this secret slander.

Lu Qianli became angry and jealous, and pushed the unsuspecting Huo Qian against the thick old tree trunk next to him: "Little brother, brother, we share blessings and share sorrows." He was in a great mood, and he didn't get angry when Lu Qianli pushed him down, and he was happy to make trouble with his frustrated senior brother.He struggled a few times at will, without moving his face: "How can I enjoy it?"

"Everyone is brothers, so why don't I enjoy the sex scandal by myself." Lu Qianli pinched Huo Qian's chin with a teasing smile, and put his lips together, "Brother, I will sacrifice my reputation to teach you to kiss." Huo Qian Smiling and slapping his face away, he calmly said, "I will."

Lu Qianli wanted to make a fuss about him, but his junior brother is good at everything except being too serious.He had been thinking about how boring life would be with such a personality earlier, and would make trouble with him every now and then.After going back and forth with Huo Qian, they are more familiar than other Liuyunzong disciples. The two often laugh and laugh together, but they have never broken Huo Qian's coldness.

It's quite strange to see that he suddenly has such a young man's fireworks, and he doesn't have a clue: "Why are you struggling after kissing, little junior brother. Since you want to marry a wife, senior brother, I will come here , I will forcefully teach you what boudoir happiness is, lest you will be ridiculed by your younger siblings in the future, and blame me as a brother for not teaching you well." Saying this, he still gestured to untie Huo Qian's belt .

There was a slight smile on Huo Qian's face, and there was no lack of complacent expression: "I have someone to practice with me."

The two were laughing and chatting, and there was a sense of comparison in the middle, as childish as a high school student.Before Lu Qianli could grab the belt, a weak questioning voice suddenly interjected: "Huo Qian... what are you doing?"

There was still a piece of unmelted sugar hanging in Nuo Nuo's mouth, and she found Huo Qian with great powers.He had already turned into a human form, and tilted his head to see the two big fools hugging each other. After asking, his nose was sore: "Do you have a new candidate for a wife?"

Huo Qian kicked Lu Qianli away: "No, no, no, no, no, only you and no one else."

Nuo Nuo turned a deaf ear to it: "You have refused to kiss me during the day recently, is it because you want to kiss him?"

Huo Qian was very obedient: "No, no, no, I didn't distribute it to anyone else, it's just you and me who are always prostitution in the daytime..."

"You still let him pull your belt!" Nuo Nuo was so angry that the ears on the top of his head popped out, "Could it be that the person who sleeps in your arms at night and sneaks into your clothes to catch sleep during the day should be replaced by him." It's not me anymore!" After speaking, she ran into tears, and because she didn't look at the road, she bumped into a bamboo head-on, fell to the ground with a "slap", and tried to run away in tears.

Huo Qian wiped his face, and made a gesture with Lu Qianli, "Where is it cool? Stay here and I'll settle the score with you later", picked up Nuo Nuo and returned.Regardless of Lu Qianli watching from the sidelines, he even kissed Nuo Nuo's face arrogantly to appease him, confessing his determination not to change people.

Nuo Nuo's anger didn't dissipate, but he got better because of making a fool of himself in public, and kept beating him with small fists when he was held high.All are accepted.

Lu Qianli watched him go two distances away, and the old blood couldn't come out of his heart: ah!My eyes are going blind!