i'm just a kitty

Ruan Hongchen dug out a cat from the snow when she was crossing an unnamed snow mountain.

The towering snow-capped mountains stretching for dozens of miles are rugged and steep, and they are menacing on the only way she must pass to go south.Ruan Hongchen stood at the foot of the mountain, complaining in his heart that the maps of mortal profiteers were not accurate at all, and even such a dangerous mountain range was not marked on the map.It's really sinister.

When she flew up the invisible mountainside, intending to cross the snow-capped mountains, she understood another truth: what is dangerous is not the human heart, but the morals of the world.

What a mountain of honesty and honesty, it will collapse when it says it will collapse.The snow has been deposited for a long time, and the soft surface is hard ice.The ice and snow fell down, which was quite different from the snow scene praised by literati and poets because of the "wind and catkins".If she hadn't been able to fly against the wind, she would have been crushed into a fox cake on the spot.

Ruan Hongchen flew far away from the snow mountain, preparing to climb over the mountain after the avalanche passed.Bored, he conjured up his tail, hugged his tail and played with it.While killing time, I heard a thin boyish voice above my head: Fei~ Feifei~

The voice has the usual apprehension of a novice pilot, torn into pieces by the snow-wrapped gust of wind.

Ruan Hongchen looked up curiously, and saw a group of apricot-yellow fur balls gliding in a zigzag above her head, frantically dodging the snow and ice.After a few slides, he was wrapped up in a ball of snow and rolled into a snowball, rolling along the mountain and disappearing.

I have never seen such a savage monster.

It only took a while for Xue Beng, Ruan Hongchen waited for Dashan to return to his honest and honest appearance before going down to look for the snow-buried ball of fur.After a while, the fur ball has frozen into a popsicle.The sun shone through the crystal-clear ice, revealing the full extent of the hairball.

It was a kitten, apricot yellow all over, not much bigger than the palm of a grown man.He obviously hasn't fully grown yet, and looks like a half-sized cat.This made his face look smaller and his eyes bigger and his beard grew longer, as if he could still smell the aroma of milk in the soft fur buried in his stomach.

At this moment, even the breath is still in the ice, especially the fluffy body of the fluffy and round little one, like a delicate ice doll.The sun shines on the kitten's lake-like eyes and apricot-yellow fur, like two emerald green gemstones dotted in the flowing liquid gold.

Ruan Hongchen lay on the ice, swallowing subconsciously: "Such a good-for-nothing cat spirit dares to go out of the mountain alone. After walking a few miles, he will be bald by those monks who like to catch monsters as pets."

Today's world advocates cultivating to become an immortal, not only people, but all things can practice magic.Those who practice immortality are called monks.Ruan Hongchen thought of the dozens of shallow monks he had met since he came down the mountain and proposed marriage after meeting, curled his lips in disgust, and reservedly turned the tip of his tail out to lick his fur.

Flowers, birds, insects and fish other than monks practice spirits.

Most of the spirits are at first mostly ignorant things with no thoughts and thoughts like stubborn stones, so they cannot be called spirits.It takes thousands of years to cultivate spiritual consciousness before going any further, so the road to practice is much longer than that of human beings.There are also some spirits who are born with spirits, so they don't have to go through a long period of ignorance.They are beings who are especially favored by the heavens. They are all born to be governors in the clan for generations, and they can practice directly.

A creature like a cat is not like a tree or a stone, and it does not have thousands of years for him to develop spiritual consciousness.This kitten is clearly from a favored race.

Just like myself!

Ruan Hongchen proudly puffed out his small chest, developing some kind of friendship similar to fellow villagers meeting fellow villagers.Looking around, no one came to look for him, and he lay down on the ice and called Mimi twice, but he didn't get any response.She wasn't worried that the kittens would freeze to death. They were all spirits and monsters, and their physical fitness was much stronger than that of mortal monks.It's just that it's hard to get away with being frozen for a long time.

She couldn't wait for the cat's father and mother to come to find him. She used her hand as a blade to cut out the kitten and the ice around him, and held it in her hand to find a firewood pile in the cave to warm up.She groaned in her heart that her fire spells were extremely shallow, and she couldn't even melt ice.After thinking about it, she was not the only one, many little foxes in the clan were naturally afraid of fire, and they would inevitably be thrown aside during their cultivation, so they let out a small snort confidently.

Ruan Hongchen's appearance is so gorgeous that he is quite aggressive, and his demeanor is comparable to that of a female bandit.She held the cat's tail and set the hard cat-shaped popsicle over the fire to bake, upside down and upside down.Bake until softened, bake until melted, and bake until straight to fall asleep.The other party's soft, fluffy body rolled into a cat cake in her tiger's mouth, and snored comfortably.

She thought it was a great success, she let go of her hand, and the cat cake fell into the fire, and the fire was extinguished with a "puff".

……

Nuo Nuo is the kitten that was frozen into ice cubes and baked until it melted.He slept like a pig, and snored all night.Youyou woke up the next day, pawing at the soft and fluffy unknown objects around her with sleepy eyes, yawning and kicking jio for a long time, but she couldn't get rid of the fluffy blanket.

...Where did you get the blanket?

His foot on the blanket stopped abruptly, and he opened his eyes to look at the impenetrable darkness, the fur on his tail exploded into a ball: he was hallucinating, maybe he was frozen to death, right? !

He remembered that he was obviously frozen in the ice, and optimistically, he would not be able to get out of the ice until spring next month.What's more, before he went down the mountain, he had already given all the treasures to the neighbor Titman.Even the more than 600 frozen fish that have been painstakingly stored for two years are all given to his father who only cares about life but does not care for them as a farewell gift.

The current Mao Jing Nuuo Nuo has nothing on her body except the corn-sized Qiankun Bell on her ankle.Even the Qiankun Bell, which is supposed to be stored in this book, only has a round mirror inside.Precious images such as family portraits are stored in it.

Nuowuo, a penniless stray cat who can't even afford a blanket.

He felt uneasy in his heart, and he pushed and pulled twice again, and the overwhelming darkness that enveloped him finally dissipated.A beam of warm winter light shone above his head, he scratched the V-shaped soft and slippery fabric at his feet, and looked out.

Under his feet, there are miles of white snow.Above his head is a thousand miles of blue sky.He knew that behind him must be the snow-capped mountains where he had lived for 17 years. The snow there was hard to remove all year round, and the barrenness caused by the severe cold was a natural barrier.Protect the spirits on the mountain from prying eyes from the outside world.And in front of him, at the end of the distant snow, is the red dust and fireworks that he has never set foot in.

He was swaying against the wind before, because he wanted to step into the prosperity of thousands of miles from the lonely snow mountain.

only……

Nuo Nuo grabbed the silky fabric under her two front feet... She raised her head in bewilderment, and saw a chin as white as jade.Looking up, it is a bright moon-like face that is not inferior to looking up.The two curved eyebrows like light clouds on Mount Dai are dotted on the bright eyes, adding a three-point charm to the already pulse-like eyebrows and eyes.

There seems to be a pair of small hooks in the woman's eyes, which slip straight into people's hearts.

"Have you seen enough?" The owner of the chin pulled Nuo Nuo out of his breast pocket, raised his head, and squeezed his jet-black flesh pad.He plucked the soft fur on his belly twice more, and tried guiltily to cover the scorched cat fur.

Her actions like this actually drew the suffering master's attention to her belly.

"Accidentally missed when I dug you out of the ice to defrost...cough cough, don't pay attention to these details." Ruan Hongchen changed the subject bluntly, showing the demeanor of his senior: "You slept all night, and no one came I'm looking for you. Where's your family? Do you want me to take you back?"

Nuowuo carelessly scratched her scorched belly: "I have no home, I'm a stray cat." As she spoke, she subconsciously rubbed her head against Ruan Hongchen: "Thank you for saving me."

Halfway through rubbing, he realized that not all spirits like to rub each other like cats, so he tilted his head to look at Ruan Hongchen's face.Ruan Hongchen also tilted his head to look at him, with a slightly drunken look on his face, but he didn't say a word because of the drunkenness.Just let him lie on his arm, and his five fingers slid over the soft fur one after another, from the back of his head, which is round and suitable for being wrapped in a palm, all the way to his bare back.

Regular, soft touch.In a trance, Nuo Nuo thought it was his mother who passed away early who was touching him.

snoring snoring...

The palm-sized cat suddenly forgot that he was a wild cat that was about to roam the rivers and lakes, squinted his eyes and started snoring.And in just 3 minutes, the ears were pinched and the tail was touched.He suddenly jumped out of the woman's arms when one ear was pinched and he muttered "It smells really good".

"What strange things are you doing?" Nuo Nuo wondered, "What kind of fairy are you, why do you want to eat ears..." He jumped six feet away, looked back at the woman suspiciously, and couldn't help thinking about tits The strange story that Jing told him: Legend has it that there is a famous snack called "cat's ears" in the outside world, which is loved by adults and children...

Facing the woman nervously, he found that the latter was also approaching him in small steps, her beautiful and quiet shell could not hide her predatory aura of a tiger descending the mountain.

A moment ago, they were leaning against each other and rubbing against each other. The warmth film turned into a horror film in seconds.Nuo Nuo's whole cat was not feeling well, so she ran out of the cave in two or three steps, stretched her limbs and plunged into the strong mountain wind.The aura between the heaven and the earth flowed across his meridians and spine like water, and he said silently in his heart: Fly up, if you can't fly up, you will be eaten by a female fairy!

The mountain wind whizzed by, and Nuo Nuo rode the wind, jumping half a mile steadily and swiftly against the wind.He rides against the wind like a broken bamboo, and if things go on like this, his escape from birth is just around the corner.

Nuo Nuo was overjoyed, and was amazed that such a stable performance had never been seen before, and felt that the spiritual power had washed through his limbs and bones, and then flowed away along his fingertips, taking away his ability to control the wind again .Like many times before, he fell down like a weight.

Nuo Nuo let out a despondent meow, and the whistling wind and the woman's shout came from her ears: "I'll just suck a cat and you're so scared that you'd jump off a cliff!" Three-tailed fox: "Look clearly, I am a fox, I eat chickens but not cats!"

Nuo Nuo fell like a ray, and recalled the legend of "the vixen sucks the man's energy to practice" told by his well-informed tit neighbor, which was even worse.

He tucked his tail between his legs as a defensive gesture, and deliberately fried his tail hair to cover his round cat buttocks: "So that's how you eat...then you can't eat me! I'm still young! It's just a kitten !"

The author has something to say: The ancient Tanmei pre-acquisition of "The Empress Loves Me into a Disease/" please collect it (*/ω＼*)

Copywriting: Gong is the emperor. For political reasons, he married a queen he didn't love.The rebel army entered the city, and he fled under the cover. Only then did he realize that the only person in the full harem who truly loves him is Shou.

After rebirth, she decided to pamper the queen alone.

However, every time he entered the queen's palace, he could see the queen playing and frolicking with all kinds of beautiful concubines, expressing love with each other.

Gong: I must have read it wrong, the queen clearly only has me in her heart, let's go in again!

Eye contact turned into flirting.

emperor:? ? ?

Queen Yangou hid the [-]cm big hanging: what's going on, the emperor comes day and night.He keeps pestering me, how can I still wear the dress made by Concubine Xian to invite Concubine Zhang to enjoy the flowers, go boating with Beauty Li, talk about poetry, poetry and philosophy of life with Dong Jieyu...

#Emperor and empress both regard the harem as their own series#

#望决决喜欢大妹妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈妈的故事#

The empress felt bitter: I treated him as a courtier, but he thought that I loved him as much as I treated my concubine.Also give me the dismissal of the harem as a surprise!I hate him!

One person can talk about the narcissistic maniac attack x the green man who failed to succeed but was forced to suffer by the Japanese