I have special transcendence skills

Donor Zhang and Donor Li sat side by side, facing the makeup mirror, neither of them spoke.

The assistant of the program team saw their greeting when they met, and the person said casually: "Mr. Zhang, Mr. Li, do you know each other?"

Zhang Xiaoming said, "We know each other."

When he spoke word by word, Li Yiming looked at him nervously, afraid that Zhang Xiaoming would slip up and say that they met in a meditation class in a temple.

Hey, fans these days can accept that idols love Buddhism, and the songs they sing are related to Buddhist scriptures. Even in their hearts, this is a proof of high style. Fan is almost a doomed ending.

Li Yiming really wanted to be popular, and he really wanted to be an idol. Only the manager lady knew about his going to the monastery to meditate, and she only had a half-knowledge, and none of the other insiders knew about it.

Please, don't say it, my entertainment career depends on you!

Zhang Xiaoming is very good at making up nonsense, and it is natural to make up stories: "Yes, I went to a shop a few days ago and met Mr. Li, so we had a chat. Mr. Li is also delicious. It's a pity that he is strict with himself and dare not eat too much, but we still exchanged ideas for a long time."

Many people in the entertainment industry know that Li Yiming likes to eat, so they don’t know if it’s because of the persona or the reality. The assistant said, “So that’s how it is.” He said, “Our shooting location is a bit small, and the male guests are two people. During the break, if the two teachers know each other, why not stay together?"

Li Yiming immediately said: "No problem, we have a good relationship, just let us be together."

Zhang Xiaoming:? ? ?

aren't you? !

……

Zhang Xiaoming said weakly, "Why are we in the same room?"

Li Yiming calmly said: "Because we want to make a contract with three chapters."

"Swear not to say that each other went to a meditation class, swear not to disclose any information related to Buddhism, and conceal each other's identities during class."

Zhang Xiaoming had to say: "Actually, it doesn't matter whether I go to meditation or not. After all, I am not a complete public figure, let alone an idol artist." No matter how you look at it, Li Yiming is at a disadvantage, right?

Li Yiming: "Do you still remember when you burned the "Gourmet Guide", who sang and rescued you from the crazy ghost? Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you treated me like this?"

Zhang Xiaoming was quite speechless: "Okay, I get it. In fact, you are really worried. Exposing the fact that you went to practice is really not good for me at all. I won't say anything about it."

Li Yiming stretched out his little finger and said, "Benefactor Zhang, let's make an oath. If anyone breaks the oath, he will go out and bump into a hungry ghost, and be chased by the ghost."

Zhang Xiaoming: This oath is too cruel, can you change it?

……

Soon, the recording started. This show was relatively real. There was no script. It was real. I dragged the refrigerator from the idol's house and started asking and answering.However, according to Zhang Xiaoming's thinking, since the idol being questioned can know in advance that the next guest will be himself, he will have enough time to tidy up the refrigerator, which can be regarded as taking half of the script.

There are several resident hosts of the show, and the most eloquent backbone is named Song Daoyuan. Several hosts, chefs and gourmet judges sit around the round table in order.

Song Daoyuan said: "Now let's see what's in Li Yiming's refrigerator."

Li Yiming scratched his face with his hand and said, "My refrigerator is quite full, please be careful when opening it."

After Song Daoyuan opened it, he made a "wow" expression, first asked some questions about the vegetables in the refrigerator, and then took out the small jar on the top layer and said, "What is this?"

After opening it, I found that it was a can of dark green tea. Several hosts looked at it one by one, but none of them knew this kind of tea, so they turned to the professionals present and said, "Mr. Zhang, what kind of tea do you think this is?"

Zhang Xiaoming’s food knowledge is extremely rich, and the tea leaves taken from Li’s refrigerator are related to temples. While urgently supplementing Buddhist knowledge, Xiao Ming also did not forget to learn about the vegetarian culture of various temples, and famous teas from temples are also included. in it.

He smiled and said, "This is Shuiyue tea."

Song Daoyuan said: "I am really ignorant and ignorant. I only know about Dahongpao, Biluochun, and West Lake Longjing, but I have never heard of Shuiyue tea."

Li Yiming interjected, "There's nothing to talk about while staring at the can of tea leaves. Why don't you use a tea set and let's talk while brewing." He added, "Friendly reminder, it's better to brew this tea in a transparent cup."

The tea making is left to Zhang Xiaoming, and he has already entered the room when it comes to tea making skills. The purple sand tea set and transparent tea cups are placed on the table, and his fingers are flying up and down like butterflies flying among flowers. Slowly introduce the source of Shuiyue tea.

"Famous teas are produced in famous monasteries. Ancient Chinese eunuchs couldn't live without good tea. In the tea scriptures written by Lu Yu in the Tang Dynasty, many teas came from monasteries." He shook his cup and said, "Shuiyue tea is also a famous monk's tea. , named after the famous temple "Shuiyue Temple". This kind of tea was very famous in the Tang Dynasty. At that time, Shuiyue Temple was even called Shuiyue Temple. Lu Yu came to drink tea."

Ordinary people drink tea, they just pour out the tea and keep the tea leaves in the pot, but in order to make the show more effective and to show off his knowledge, he poured the tea leaves into the water.

The slender tea leaves are rippling in the water, like ink falling into the water, gradually expanding in a slow and dynamic manner.Part of the tender green, winding tea leaves sink to the bottom of the water, and the other part is connected with the leaves floating on the top, which is fragrant and elegant.

Others have seen it, and they have a sense of elegance in the mirror.

Zhang Xiaoming concluded the first half with a sentence: "It is rumored that Shuiyue Temple is the birthplace of the statue of "Shuiyue Guanyin" among the 36 phases of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Just looking at Shuiyue tea, it seems that you can also feel the elegance and grace of Guanyin in the water. "

After finishing speaking, he gave a gentle smile.

"what!!!!!"

Small screams erupted from the auditorium. The auditorium of this variety show is very tight, and seats need to be grabbed. Except for a few professional audiences, the other seats were taken by Li Yiming's fans early in the morning. The young and pretty girls raised their hands. Wearing support signs and various peripheral products, hoping that idols can see them.

However, when Zhang Xiaoming showed a charming smile, a small part of them couldn't help screaming.

Even if the sound stopped in the next second, it proved Zhang Xiaoming's charm.

Zhang Xiaoming: Hey.

Li Yiming looked at him sideways: This guy, is he so stealthy?

Li benefactor has lemon essence.

……

During the rest time, benefactor Zhang and benefactor Li were in the bathroom for convenience. They stood in front of the urinal and chatted: "benefactor Zhang, you seem to be very popular with girls." Li Yiming was very angry.

Zhang benefactor said: "Win the award, the main thing is knowledge is power. These days girls still like young people with profound knowledge." He shook his head and said, "Hey, it mainly depends on personal charm."

Benefactor Li said quietly: "Benefactor Zhang..."

Zhang Xiaoming said, "What's wrong?"

"Has anyone ever told you that you are attractive?"

"It's often said that."

Before the conversation between the two of them came to an end, he saw Song Daoyuan coming in. When he saw the two people going to the toilet side by side, he was stunned for a moment and said, "So it's Teacher Zhang and Teacher Li. You two have a really good relationship." The elementary school students went to the toilet together, the friendship is really deep.

The two benefactors looked at each other and said, "Yes, yes, yes, we have known each other for a long time."

Song Daoyuan washed his hands and said: "The two teachers performed very well just now, and they have a great sense of variety. As long as you follow this rhythm, this episode will definitely be very popular. Don't worry about popularity."

After chatting for a few more words, he left, while Zhang Xiaoming and Li Yiming resolved the atmosphere of mutual hatred, and said cautiously: "Did you see that?"

Li Yiming said: "You mean the female ghost following him, right? I saw it."

Xiao Ming said, "Is there any problem?"

The female ghost is just like his white dress, clinging to Song Daoyuan, but unlike the spiritual white dress, she holds a quiet baby in her arms, and looks at Song Daoyuan steadily, her eyes are empty, which makes people see A little scared for no reason.

Li Yiming whispered: "Tell me, could it be that unmarried woman who committed suicide after being deceived and deceived?"

"Hey, no way?" Xiao Ming said in surprise, "Teacher Song seems to be single."

Li Yiming said deeply: "You don't know about this. You know people, you know their faces, but you don't know their hearts. Are there still few people with faces and beasts in the entertainment industry?" It's up to her whether the ghost wants to take revenge or do whatever it wants."

Revenge for revenge, retribution for injustice has little to do with them.

Xiao Ming nodded and said, "That's it."

……

The break time is over and the show is about to start. Before the recording starts, the program team members check the contents of the refrigerator for the last time to make sure everything is normal, but after opening it, there is a "huh".

Song Daoyuan and Li Yiming happened to be sitting in front of the round table, and when they heard the voice of the assistant, they turned around and said, "What's wrong?" Xiao Ming noticed that his voice was trembling, so he looked back, only to find that Song Daoyuan's eyes were full of words. Got nervous.

What happened?

The assistant panicked and said, "Meat!"

"The meat in the refrigerator is rotten again."

Zhang Xiaoming was thinking: What is another?

Just as he was thinking, he suddenly heard Li benefactor calling him in a low voice: "Benefactor Zhang! Benefactor Zhang! What do you think is that?"

Zhang Xiaoming looked in the direction of his eyes, and was also stunned, his mouth was wide open, what is it? !

I saw an ugly ghost sticking to the refrigerator, gorging on the meat in the refrigerator. This ghost was different from the ghosts they usually saw, and it didn't even look human.

Short in stature, ugly in appearance, with red skin and fangs in his mouth, he looks like a ghost in the Dunhuang Mogao Grottoes murals. Before he took a mouthful, part of the meat in the refrigerator rotted.

Benefactor Li: "I think we've got trouble."

"And it's a big deal!"

Zhang Xiaoming's expression was also very serious: he thought so too.

The ghost that corrupts the quality of top-grade meat must die!