I have special transcendence skills
Chapter 42
The ghost king brutally punished the eunuch ghost, and he asked several other Yin soldiers to bury him in the earth pit, with only his head exposed.
The eunuch Guilao burst into tears: "Forgive me, my lord! There really were monks and Taoists in those pits!"
The ghost king said: "Why are you crying? I didn't kill you. Didn't you say that there is a landscape to see? Now that the landscape is gone, you are not willing to let you replace one or two?" He said sinisterly, " Xiao Er and I have a good atmosphere, originally we wanted to enjoy the beautiful scenery of Liangcheng together, but it was all because of you, a dog slave!"
The eunuch ghost didn't dare to speak, in fact, he felt that there was no atmosphere between the ghost king and Ms. Xiao, otherwise he wouldn't engage in monk and Taoist scenes, but such words can only be thought in his heart, and must not be said, really Said he was brainless.
The eunuch ghost, who was always thinking of the ghost king, did not forget his duty. Even though he was planted in the dirt pile like a carrot, he still said: "Your Majesty, be careful, those monks and Taoists should still be roaming around in the ghost domain, and they will be sent as slaves." In my opinion, they can't crawl out of the soil alone, there must be accomplices who should cooperate with each other to help them!"
The Hunjun did not accept the old minister's remonstrance, he looked at the eunuch ghost with a strange look, with the posture of "I don't want to pursue you, but you dare to continue to make up".
"You should reflect here for three to five years. When I catch up with Xiao'er, I will take you back."
Eunuch Ghost: "... Your Majesty, with all due respect, Ms. Xiao probably won't like Xiao Er's nickname."
It's disgusting!
……
After all the ghosts had gone away, Zhang Xiaoming and the others appeared behind the small mound of dirt. Liao Guang's expression was very serious, and he said, "Do you know how to send the ghost king away?"
Taoist priests and monks nodded one after another, can they not count? Judging by the way he is in love, everyone knows what to do.
"As long as Ms. Xiao can be sent away, he can leave." A Taoist interjected, "But this is difficult. If Ms. Xiao is accidentally rescued, what should the ghost king do if he wants to stay in the world and look for a second spring?"
They all discovered that this year's ghost king is very pragmatic, and the only purpose of coming to the world is to take his wife back to the village.
Liao Guang said coldly: "This tells you not to overtake Ms. Xiao, but to send her to the ghost world intact." In front of other Taoist priests, he was still very majestic. Say, "Can't you do it?"
"It can be done, it can be done! It must be done!" The Taoist priests all nodded like chickens pecking at rice.
On the other hand, the monks were more compassionate and whispered together: "Hey, is this considered a forced buy and sell?"
"If Ms. Xiao doesn't admire the King of Ghosts, can we tie her up in front of him?"
"That's a red-clothed ghost, and I don't have much to say when I think about it."
"Do what you can."
Teacher Xiao Ming is not particularly confident, he is even a little worried, love is something that cannot be forced, and thinking about the cause of Ms Xiao's death, I know that she has absolutely no affection for men, the only thing she wants to protect is her own child.
He couldn't imagine such a resolute lady falling in love with the ghost king!
……
Ms. Xiao is looking for a child ghost.
Even after becoming a ghost in red, she has a strong, even a little pathological desire to protect her children. This desire to protect is brought about by unfortunate experiences during her lifetime, and it can be said to be her obsession.
She wandered around the huge ghost domain twice, but did not see the shadow of the child ghost. She wondered if he was still in the Lin family's villa, and was about to pass through the wall, but found that at the seam between the ghost domain and the Lin family's mansion, A few talismans were posted.
Ms. Xiao: "..."
Zhang Xiaoming emerged from his hiding place in all sincerity. He raised his hands to show his innocence: "Ms. Xiao, can we talk?"
Ms. Xiao let out a heck, and floated to Zhang Xiaoming's side like a gust of wind, and scratched his face with sharp nails full of corpse poison.
Ms. Xiao: What are you talking about, eat me first.
……
The ghost in red is very venomous, but Zhang Xiaoming is not a vegetarian either. I think he has done a lot of things to tear up ghosts with his hands.
But thinking of the ghost king's passion for Ms. Xiao, he is bound to fight. You can't pull your hair, and you can't use the Poyan Fist. The long nails will be broken from the middle at most. Don't hurt your nails. root.
There are too many restrictions, and it is not easy to play. Zhang Xiaoming dealt with her for a long time before he tied Ms. Xiao loosely with a gold rope and let her sit on the ground temporarily.
He was worried about soiling Ms. Xiao's red dress, and even spread the coat on the floor, which can be said to be very dedicated.
It's a pity that Ms. Xiao refused to appreciate him again, and stared at Zhang Xiaoming with hatred from the beginning to the end.
Teacher Xiao Ming had seen Liao Guang's method of persuading ghosts, and he didn't believe in their emotional intelligence, so this time he went to the battle in person and didn't agree with other people intervening. He said softly, "Ms. Xiao, we have no malicious intentions."
Ms. Xiao laughed mockingly: Haha, that's all there is no malice?
Teacher Xiao Ming cut a long story short and explained the danger of the ghost king as quickly as possible. Before he asked Ms. Xiao if he would cooperate with them and send the ghost king back together, he saw that the attitude of the ghost in red became a little better : "You want to send him back to the ghost world?"
This is the first time Ms. Xiao has spoken out. Her voice is hoarse, a popular smokey voice nowadays, and matched with her glamorous appearance, she is extremely domineering.
"If it is cooperation to send him back to the ghost world, I agree." The red-clothed ghost said, "But we have to swear that after sending him back, none of you monks and priests are allowed to step into my house."
my home……
Zhang Xiaoming said cautiously, "You don't like Ghost King either?"
Ms. Xiao sneered and said, "You live well in your own home, and suddenly a bandit comes to your door, occupying the magpie's nest, and even showing you affection in every possible way, would you like it?" She said, "Men are not good things, that ghost king Especially."
It's just that she can't beat the ghost king, so she can only pretend to be a snake. Now there are monks and Taoists coming to the door to jointly drive him away, which is feasible.
Ms. Xiao is a calm female ghost, and the ghost king with a love brain can't control her at all.
Zhang Xiaoming fell silent, and so did those monks and Taoists who had eyes and ears.He turned his head, exchanged glances with Liao Guang and said, "Okay, we can promise you, as long as you send the ghost king back, you can keep this house for as many years as you want, and there will be absolutely no monks or priests to disturb you."
Ms. Xiao nodded with satisfaction, and she said, "Where is my eldest son?"
Zhang Xiaoming said, "He's in the living room. Some of our non-spiritual companions strayed into your house. He said he could take care of us."
Ms. Xiao nodded with satisfaction: "He has always been a good boy, and he has a kind heart."
"It's not bad if you don't stay in this ghost domain, the ghost king will know to pester him." Speaking of this, Ms. Xiao's expression became very sinister, "He is quite my son's stepfather, and it depends on whether my son agrees."
Zhang Xiaoming dared not speak.
Ms. Xiao said: "Let's talk about how you plan to send the ghost king away. Is there any magical weapon that can directly nail him to his heart and make him fly away?"
Zhang Xiaoming: "...Probably not."
His heart was full of sympathy for the ghost king, what a miserable man.
The eunuch Guilao burst into tears: "Forgive me, my lord! There really were monks and Taoists in those pits!"
The ghost king said: "Why are you crying? I didn't kill you. Didn't you say that there is a landscape to see? Now that the landscape is gone, you are not willing to let you replace one or two?" He said sinisterly, " Xiao Er and I have a good atmosphere, originally we wanted to enjoy the beautiful scenery of Liangcheng together, but it was all because of you, a dog slave!"
The eunuch ghost didn't dare to speak, in fact, he felt that there was no atmosphere between the ghost king and Ms. Xiao, otherwise he wouldn't engage in monk and Taoist scenes, but such words can only be thought in his heart, and must not be said, really Said he was brainless.
The eunuch ghost, who was always thinking of the ghost king, did not forget his duty. Even though he was planted in the dirt pile like a carrot, he still said: "Your Majesty, be careful, those monks and Taoists should still be roaming around in the ghost domain, and they will be sent as slaves." In my opinion, they can't crawl out of the soil alone, there must be accomplices who should cooperate with each other to help them!"
The Hunjun did not accept the old minister's remonstrance, he looked at the eunuch ghost with a strange look, with the posture of "I don't want to pursue you, but you dare to continue to make up".
"You should reflect here for three to five years. When I catch up with Xiao'er, I will take you back."
Eunuch Ghost: "... Your Majesty, with all due respect, Ms. Xiao probably won't like Xiao Er's nickname."
It's disgusting!
……
After all the ghosts had gone away, Zhang Xiaoming and the others appeared behind the small mound of dirt. Liao Guang's expression was very serious, and he said, "Do you know how to send the ghost king away?"
Taoist priests and monks nodded one after another, can they not count? Judging by the way he is in love, everyone knows what to do.
"As long as Ms. Xiao can be sent away, he can leave." A Taoist interjected, "But this is difficult. If Ms. Xiao is accidentally rescued, what should the ghost king do if he wants to stay in the world and look for a second spring?"
They all discovered that this year's ghost king is very pragmatic, and the only purpose of coming to the world is to take his wife back to the village.
Liao Guang said coldly: "This tells you not to overtake Ms. Xiao, but to send her to the ghost world intact." In front of other Taoist priests, he was still very majestic. Say, "Can't you do it?"
"It can be done, it can be done! It must be done!" The Taoist priests all nodded like chickens pecking at rice.
On the other hand, the monks were more compassionate and whispered together: "Hey, is this considered a forced buy and sell?"
"If Ms. Xiao doesn't admire the King of Ghosts, can we tie her up in front of him?"
"That's a red-clothed ghost, and I don't have much to say when I think about it."
"Do what you can."
Teacher Xiao Ming is not particularly confident, he is even a little worried, love is something that cannot be forced, and thinking about the cause of Ms Xiao's death, I know that she has absolutely no affection for men, the only thing she wants to protect is her own child.
He couldn't imagine such a resolute lady falling in love with the ghost king!
……
Ms. Xiao is looking for a child ghost.
Even after becoming a ghost in red, she has a strong, even a little pathological desire to protect her children. This desire to protect is brought about by unfortunate experiences during her lifetime, and it can be said to be her obsession.
She wandered around the huge ghost domain twice, but did not see the shadow of the child ghost. She wondered if he was still in the Lin family's villa, and was about to pass through the wall, but found that at the seam between the ghost domain and the Lin family's mansion, A few talismans were posted.
Ms. Xiao: "..."
Zhang Xiaoming emerged from his hiding place in all sincerity. He raised his hands to show his innocence: "Ms. Xiao, can we talk?"
Ms. Xiao let out a heck, and floated to Zhang Xiaoming's side like a gust of wind, and scratched his face with sharp nails full of corpse poison.
Ms. Xiao: What are you talking about, eat me first.
……
The ghost in red is very venomous, but Zhang Xiaoming is not a vegetarian either. I think he has done a lot of things to tear up ghosts with his hands.
But thinking of the ghost king's passion for Ms. Xiao, he is bound to fight. You can't pull your hair, and you can't use the Poyan Fist. The long nails will be broken from the middle at most. Don't hurt your nails. root.
There are too many restrictions, and it is not easy to play. Zhang Xiaoming dealt with her for a long time before he tied Ms. Xiao loosely with a gold rope and let her sit on the ground temporarily.
He was worried about soiling Ms. Xiao's red dress, and even spread the coat on the floor, which can be said to be very dedicated.
It's a pity that Ms. Xiao refused to appreciate him again, and stared at Zhang Xiaoming with hatred from the beginning to the end.
Teacher Xiao Ming had seen Liao Guang's method of persuading ghosts, and he didn't believe in their emotional intelligence, so this time he went to the battle in person and didn't agree with other people intervening. He said softly, "Ms. Xiao, we have no malicious intentions."
Ms. Xiao laughed mockingly: Haha, that's all there is no malice?
Teacher Xiao Ming cut a long story short and explained the danger of the ghost king as quickly as possible. Before he asked Ms. Xiao if he would cooperate with them and send the ghost king back together, he saw that the attitude of the ghost in red became a little better : "You want to send him back to the ghost world?"
This is the first time Ms. Xiao has spoken out. Her voice is hoarse, a popular smokey voice nowadays, and matched with her glamorous appearance, she is extremely domineering.
"If it is cooperation to send him back to the ghost world, I agree." The red-clothed ghost said, "But we have to swear that after sending him back, none of you monks and priests are allowed to step into my house."
my home……
Zhang Xiaoming said cautiously, "You don't like Ghost King either?"
Ms. Xiao sneered and said, "You live well in your own home, and suddenly a bandit comes to your door, occupying the magpie's nest, and even showing you affection in every possible way, would you like it?" She said, "Men are not good things, that ghost king Especially."
It's just that she can't beat the ghost king, so she can only pretend to be a snake. Now there are monks and Taoists coming to the door to jointly drive him away, which is feasible.
Ms. Xiao is a calm female ghost, and the ghost king with a love brain can't control her at all.
Zhang Xiaoming fell silent, and so did those monks and Taoists who had eyes and ears.He turned his head, exchanged glances with Liao Guang and said, "Okay, we can promise you, as long as you send the ghost king back, you can keep this house for as many years as you want, and there will be absolutely no monks or priests to disturb you."
Ms. Xiao nodded with satisfaction, and she said, "Where is my eldest son?"
Zhang Xiaoming said, "He's in the living room. Some of our non-spiritual companions strayed into your house. He said he could take care of us."
Ms. Xiao nodded with satisfaction: "He has always been a good boy, and he has a kind heart."
"It's not bad if you don't stay in this ghost domain, the ghost king will know to pester him." Speaking of this, Ms. Xiao's expression became very sinister, "He is quite my son's stepfather, and it depends on whether my son agrees."
Zhang Xiaoming dared not speak.
Ms. Xiao said: "Let's talk about how you plan to send the ghost king away. Is there any magical weapon that can directly nail him to his heart and make him fly away?"
Zhang Xiaoming: "...Probably not."
His heart was full of sympathy for the ghost king, what a miserable man.
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