I have special transcendence skills
Chapter 33
Zhang Xiaoming's eyes just swept across the three female guests, and his expression drifted uncontrollably for a moment. Fortunately, he remembered that the show had already started shooting, so he quickly adjusted his expression.
As we all know, there are a lot of disputes in the entertainment industry, and there are more people who pray to gods and worship Buddha, such as practicing qigong, raising little ghosts, setting up altars... and so on. I've heard of it at least.
But, hearing about it and actually seeing it are two different concepts. Qi Hongmei and Jiang Wan are okay, and their backs are not very clean. There are ghosts behind them, but ordinary human-shaped ghosts are not as good as the last female star. exaggerate.
Behind Zhang Siqi was a huge child with yellowish skin and profound facial features, with a Maitreya-like smile on his face. He was dressed very strangely. When he looked at it, he always felt that there was a golden light behind the ghost.
Xiao Ming: =mouth=!
Xiao Ming: Foreigners?Behind the spirit?Is this body a bit big?
Weird.
After the host introduced the guests to the audience, the camera turned to the big screen and began to describe the haunted house they were about to explore.
"This haunted house has a history of 40 years." As soon as he finished speaking, an old bungalow was projected on the screen. The mottled walls were covered with green ivy leaves, and the black tiles on the roof turned pale under the sunlight. More light, from Zhang Xiaoming's perspective, the color of the tiles is already close to brown.
"One day 44 years ago, a murder occurred in this villa. A young and beautiful woman and her two children disappeared into this villa. The owner of this villa is a well-known local Officials, according to records, there were strange screams from the villa in the middle of the night. The neighbors felt something was wrong and called the police. However, when the police arrived, no one was found in the villa, only on the living room floor , Collected a large amount of blood, even if the three of them put together, it’s not enough blood.”
"According to the guards around the villa, the male owner did not return home that night, but stayed away all night, but a month later, the male owner's skeleton was found in the basement of the haunted house."
When the atmosphere reached this point, the female guests screamed in unison. Zhang Xiaoming took a look and found that it was Zhang Siqi.
As for the remaining two female guests, Qi Hongmei was unmoved, while Jiang Wan was in high spirits, quite excited about hearing ghost stories.
"!" Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoming felt his clothes move. He lowered his head slightly, and found that the hem of his lower clothes was caught, and the source of the claws was actually Li Yiming.
Teacher Xiao Ming: "..."
Is it a bit inappropriate for you to be so afraid of a person with yin and yang eyes?
Look at his expression again, "ah, I'm so scared, but I can't say it, I have to be patient".
Teacher Xiao Ming: Benefactor Li, is this your character design, or are you really scared.
The host's narration continued: "Since then, this villa has been idle for a long time. During this period, it has undergone several rectifications. It was almost demolished together, but it has not been successful."
"According to the construction team, every time they try to start construction, all kinds of strange things will happen. In the middle of the night, they heard the sound of 'da da da da' footsteps, and when they opened the door, they found no one; when they took pictures of the villa, In the photo, there is a woman in red standing behind the window on the second floor..."
Having said that, I don't know whether it is due to the effect of the program, or there is a real problem. The originally bright studio suddenly went dark.
"what!!!!!"
Teacher Xiao Ming, Teacher Xiao Ming was about to be deafened by the screams from the extremely close distance!
……
After a few seconds, the call came, and the embarrassment of the guests was exposed in the camera lens. The comedian Lu Naonao showed a demented look on his face. He didn't know whether he was stunned or stunned; Teacher Xiao Ming sat upright , as if sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai.
Li Yiming, the living treasure, and Qian Zhao, the CP speculator with him, are the funniest. They are obviously two handsome guys, but they are hugging each other at this time, but their hands are tightly intertwined, with a pitiful look on their faces.
The female guests on the opposite side behaved differently, the eldest sister Da Qi Hongmei was a little surprised, Jiang Wante was excited, and the last Zhang Siqi also looked scared, but her scream was half a beat slower, and Teacher Xiao Ming judged that her fear was just pretending. from!
He understands, isn't it just manipulating people?
Obviously, the power outage just now was intentional by the crew, and the director in the audience was still very excited. He didn't expect that the effect would be so good.
The host dutifully made the last introduction: "Now, the Lin Family Mansion has become a famous haunted house in China. Countless people visit it every year, and many of them have also witnessed supernatural events."
"Crack-"
The first half ended smoothly.
……
"Wow wow wow wow wow -" Li Yiming locked himself in the bathroom, first washed his face with cold water, and then screamed up to the sky, Qian Zhao occupied another pool, and after washing his face, he was in a weak and limp state.
Zhang Xiaoming came to use the toilet, and when he came out, he saw the two of them, he was speechless: "Aren't you..." He even screamed in fear, how brave are you?
Li Yiming: "Why didn't you yell, isn't that promo video super scary?"
Qian Zhao: "Ah, my character design, my character design..."
Teacher Xiao Ming: "You already know that it's a variety show of ghosts and monsters, so you didn't watch ghost movies in advance to practice your courage!"
Li Yiming: "Ghost movies are so scary, I can't stand watching them!"
Qian Zhao: "My character design, my character design..."
Li Yiming: "What kind of character design are you using? I'm still thinking about it!"
Qian Zhao: "Of course it's a character design that has the power of a boyfriend and will stand up to attack you when you are afraid!"
Xiao Ming: So now there are two shou?
He found that Li Yiming's business partner was as funny as he was.
Xiao Ming said: "Are you so afraid? I heard that the supernatural video that was released just now was collected at a high price? Some of them were synthesized by PS?"
"Indeed." The one who answered his words was none other than the large Lu Naonao who was in the bathroom cubicle. The four of them were also strange. They didn't stay in the restroom, but ran to the bathroom for a meeting.
The sound of the toilet flushing was heard, and Lu Naonao came out with his pants up: "But, the haunted house seems to be real." He waved his phone, "If you lose the Lin family's haunted house, you can make a lot of entries."
As soon as Zhang Xiaoming entered it, there was really a lot of relevant information, such as "the tragedy of the wronged soul 40 years ago", "weird cries"... all kinds of things, everything that one expects to find.
He considered: "So the haunted house we are about to go to is a real haunted house? Is there really a supernatural event?"
Hearing his words, Qian Zhao and Li Yiming hugged each other, they were trembling sincerely, not pretending.
Lu Naonao: "That's it." He explained, "Actually, the last season was also a serious haunted house exploration. We even went to the closed area of the Forbidden City. Didn't nothing happen?" He comforted the remaining The next two people said, "Calm down and relax, it's like going to play the haunted house project in the amusement park."
Speaking of haunted house projects at amusement parks...
Zhang Xiaoming politely pulled Li Yiming up, and said to Qian Zhao beside him, "I'll return him to you later." Then he rushed away, leaving Qian Zhao alone in the toilet, Lu Naonao clapped Pat him on the shoulder.
"It's okay, brother, you still have me!"
……
Li Yiming: "What's the matter?" He said, "Two big men, don't talk about it."
Teacher Xiao Ming: "Do you think I want to flirt with you? I just want to ask you something." He lowered his voice, "Did you see that thing behind Zhang Siqi?"
Li Yiming reacted almost instantly, his performance was not quite the same as Teacher Xiao Ming thought, he just shook his hand casually and said, "That, I know, haven't you seen it?"
Not scared at all, not even shocked.
Teacher Xiao Ming: "Have you seen it before?"
Li Yiming is a bit disgusted: "I have worked with Zhang Siqi, and she is not the only one who raises Gumantong in the entertainment circle, there are also people who raise little ghosts, Gumantong is nothing at all." He said, "I checked After all, many people in Thailand will enshrine Gumanthong, and almost everyone has it in their hands."
Xiao Ming: "Is that so?" He actually felt his ignorance in front of Li Yiming.
A sense of superiority welled up in Li Yiming's heart: "That's it."
……
After watching the video of the haunted house, they were about to leave for the location of the haunted house. The famous haunted house was in the next city. It took three hours to drive there. The members of the program team entered first and installed various surveillance equipment and cameras.
When they arrived near the haunted house in the evening, the director said: "Wait a little longer, wait until it gets dark before going in to explore the secrets."
Li Yiming was trembling uncontrollably: "Day, is it dark every day?"
Director: "That's right, I don't feel it until it's dark." What they pursue is the atmosphere of terror.
Qian Zhao: "It's okay, I will protect you!"
Li Yiming: "..." You protect the fart!
The woman's atmosphere was better. Zhang Siqi, who screamed slowly before, was not too scared. Presumably, the screaming in the studio should be a human design, while Jiang Wan looked eager to try.
Lu Naonao knew Jiang Wan before, and they may have worked together before, so they can chat for a while now.
"You are not afraid." Lu Naonao said.
Jiang Wan: "What are you afraid of? Let me tell you that I like watching ghost movies the most." She said, "I also like haunted houses. I have been to Fuji Pole in Tokyo a long time ago."
Lu Naonao: "...Then you are really amazing."
While they were communicating, Zhang Xiaoming happened to ask the director a few questions, and he said, "How long are we going to stay in the haunted house?"
The director did some calculations: "This room is quite big, and if you want to film your reactions, you will have to stay for three hours anyway."
Xiao Ming: Three hours...
He looked back at the haunted house, why did he always feel that this place was a bit ominous?
As we all know, there are a lot of disputes in the entertainment industry, and there are more people who pray to gods and worship Buddha, such as practicing qigong, raising little ghosts, setting up altars... and so on. I've heard of it at least.
But, hearing about it and actually seeing it are two different concepts. Qi Hongmei and Jiang Wan are okay, and their backs are not very clean. There are ghosts behind them, but ordinary human-shaped ghosts are not as good as the last female star. exaggerate.
Behind Zhang Siqi was a huge child with yellowish skin and profound facial features, with a Maitreya-like smile on his face. He was dressed very strangely. When he looked at it, he always felt that there was a golden light behind the ghost.
Xiao Ming: =mouth=!
Xiao Ming: Foreigners?Behind the spirit?Is this body a bit big?
Weird.
After the host introduced the guests to the audience, the camera turned to the big screen and began to describe the haunted house they were about to explore.
"This haunted house has a history of 40 years." As soon as he finished speaking, an old bungalow was projected on the screen. The mottled walls were covered with green ivy leaves, and the black tiles on the roof turned pale under the sunlight. More light, from Zhang Xiaoming's perspective, the color of the tiles is already close to brown.
"One day 44 years ago, a murder occurred in this villa. A young and beautiful woman and her two children disappeared into this villa. The owner of this villa is a well-known local Officials, according to records, there were strange screams from the villa in the middle of the night. The neighbors felt something was wrong and called the police. However, when the police arrived, no one was found in the villa, only on the living room floor , Collected a large amount of blood, even if the three of them put together, it’s not enough blood.”
"According to the guards around the villa, the male owner did not return home that night, but stayed away all night, but a month later, the male owner's skeleton was found in the basement of the haunted house."
When the atmosphere reached this point, the female guests screamed in unison. Zhang Xiaoming took a look and found that it was Zhang Siqi.
As for the remaining two female guests, Qi Hongmei was unmoved, while Jiang Wan was in high spirits, quite excited about hearing ghost stories.
"!" Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoming felt his clothes move. He lowered his head slightly, and found that the hem of his lower clothes was caught, and the source of the claws was actually Li Yiming.
Teacher Xiao Ming: "..."
Is it a bit inappropriate for you to be so afraid of a person with yin and yang eyes?
Look at his expression again, "ah, I'm so scared, but I can't say it, I have to be patient".
Teacher Xiao Ming: Benefactor Li, is this your character design, or are you really scared.
The host's narration continued: "Since then, this villa has been idle for a long time. During this period, it has undergone several rectifications. It was almost demolished together, but it has not been successful."
"According to the construction team, every time they try to start construction, all kinds of strange things will happen. In the middle of the night, they heard the sound of 'da da da da' footsteps, and when they opened the door, they found no one; when they took pictures of the villa, In the photo, there is a woman in red standing behind the window on the second floor..."
Having said that, I don't know whether it is due to the effect of the program, or there is a real problem. The originally bright studio suddenly went dark.
"what!!!!!"
Teacher Xiao Ming, Teacher Xiao Ming was about to be deafened by the screams from the extremely close distance!
……
After a few seconds, the call came, and the embarrassment of the guests was exposed in the camera lens. The comedian Lu Naonao showed a demented look on his face. He didn't know whether he was stunned or stunned; Teacher Xiao Ming sat upright , as if sitting firmly on the Diaoyutai.
Li Yiming, the living treasure, and Qian Zhao, the CP speculator with him, are the funniest. They are obviously two handsome guys, but they are hugging each other at this time, but their hands are tightly intertwined, with a pitiful look on their faces.
The female guests on the opposite side behaved differently, the eldest sister Da Qi Hongmei was a little surprised, Jiang Wante was excited, and the last Zhang Siqi also looked scared, but her scream was half a beat slower, and Teacher Xiao Ming judged that her fear was just pretending. from!
He understands, isn't it just manipulating people?
Obviously, the power outage just now was intentional by the crew, and the director in the audience was still very excited. He didn't expect that the effect would be so good.
The host dutifully made the last introduction: "Now, the Lin Family Mansion has become a famous haunted house in China. Countless people visit it every year, and many of them have also witnessed supernatural events."
"Crack-"
The first half ended smoothly.
……
"Wow wow wow wow wow -" Li Yiming locked himself in the bathroom, first washed his face with cold water, and then screamed up to the sky, Qian Zhao occupied another pool, and after washing his face, he was in a weak and limp state.
Zhang Xiaoming came to use the toilet, and when he came out, he saw the two of them, he was speechless: "Aren't you..." He even screamed in fear, how brave are you?
Li Yiming: "Why didn't you yell, isn't that promo video super scary?"
Qian Zhao: "Ah, my character design, my character design..."
Teacher Xiao Ming: "You already know that it's a variety show of ghosts and monsters, so you didn't watch ghost movies in advance to practice your courage!"
Li Yiming: "Ghost movies are so scary, I can't stand watching them!"
Qian Zhao: "My character design, my character design..."
Li Yiming: "What kind of character design are you using? I'm still thinking about it!"
Qian Zhao: "Of course it's a character design that has the power of a boyfriend and will stand up to attack you when you are afraid!"
Xiao Ming: So now there are two shou?
He found that Li Yiming's business partner was as funny as he was.
Xiao Ming said: "Are you so afraid? I heard that the supernatural video that was released just now was collected at a high price? Some of them were synthesized by PS?"
"Indeed." The one who answered his words was none other than the large Lu Naonao who was in the bathroom cubicle. The four of them were also strange. They didn't stay in the restroom, but ran to the bathroom for a meeting.
The sound of the toilet flushing was heard, and Lu Naonao came out with his pants up: "But, the haunted house seems to be real." He waved his phone, "If you lose the Lin family's haunted house, you can make a lot of entries."
As soon as Zhang Xiaoming entered it, there was really a lot of relevant information, such as "the tragedy of the wronged soul 40 years ago", "weird cries"... all kinds of things, everything that one expects to find.
He considered: "So the haunted house we are about to go to is a real haunted house? Is there really a supernatural event?"
Hearing his words, Qian Zhao and Li Yiming hugged each other, they were trembling sincerely, not pretending.
Lu Naonao: "That's it." He explained, "Actually, the last season was also a serious haunted house exploration. We even went to the closed area of the Forbidden City. Didn't nothing happen?" He comforted the remaining The next two people said, "Calm down and relax, it's like going to play the haunted house project in the amusement park."
Speaking of haunted house projects at amusement parks...
Zhang Xiaoming politely pulled Li Yiming up, and said to Qian Zhao beside him, "I'll return him to you later." Then he rushed away, leaving Qian Zhao alone in the toilet, Lu Naonao clapped Pat him on the shoulder.
"It's okay, brother, you still have me!"
……
Li Yiming: "What's the matter?" He said, "Two big men, don't talk about it."
Teacher Xiao Ming: "Do you think I want to flirt with you? I just want to ask you something." He lowered his voice, "Did you see that thing behind Zhang Siqi?"
Li Yiming reacted almost instantly, his performance was not quite the same as Teacher Xiao Ming thought, he just shook his hand casually and said, "That, I know, haven't you seen it?"
Not scared at all, not even shocked.
Teacher Xiao Ming: "Have you seen it before?"
Li Yiming is a bit disgusted: "I have worked with Zhang Siqi, and she is not the only one who raises Gumantong in the entertainment circle, there are also people who raise little ghosts, Gumantong is nothing at all." He said, "I checked After all, many people in Thailand will enshrine Gumanthong, and almost everyone has it in their hands."
Xiao Ming: "Is that so?" He actually felt his ignorance in front of Li Yiming.
A sense of superiority welled up in Li Yiming's heart: "That's it."
……
After watching the video of the haunted house, they were about to leave for the location of the haunted house. The famous haunted house was in the next city. It took three hours to drive there. The members of the program team entered first and installed various surveillance equipment and cameras.
When they arrived near the haunted house in the evening, the director said: "Wait a little longer, wait until it gets dark before going in to explore the secrets."
Li Yiming was trembling uncontrollably: "Day, is it dark every day?"
Director: "That's right, I don't feel it until it's dark." What they pursue is the atmosphere of terror.
Qian Zhao: "It's okay, I will protect you!"
Li Yiming: "..." You protect the fart!
The woman's atmosphere was better. Zhang Siqi, who screamed slowly before, was not too scared. Presumably, the screaming in the studio should be a human design, while Jiang Wan looked eager to try.
Lu Naonao knew Jiang Wan before, and they may have worked together before, so they can chat for a while now.
"You are not afraid." Lu Naonao said.
Jiang Wan: "What are you afraid of? Let me tell you that I like watching ghost movies the most." She said, "I also like haunted houses. I have been to Fuji Pole in Tokyo a long time ago."
Lu Naonao: "...Then you are really amazing."
While they were communicating, Zhang Xiaoming happened to ask the director a few questions, and he said, "How long are we going to stay in the haunted house?"
The director did some calculations: "This room is quite big, and if you want to film your reactions, you will have to stay for three hours anyway."
Xiao Ming: Three hours...
He looked back at the haunted house, why did he always feel that this place was a bit ominous?
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