I have special transcendence skills

The hospital was eerily quiet.

The busy doctors and nurses, the moaning and groaning patients, and the anxious family members of the patients all disappeared. Zhang Xiaoming looked around and could only smell the hospital's unique pungent disinfectant smell.

The cold white paper light is projected on the smooth wall, several people are standing in the corridor, Boss Tu, who has not yet regained consciousness, is lying on the emergency bed, surrounded by four people, Xiaoshi couldn't help but back away when he saw the scene around him With one step, his elbow slammed into the armrest on the side of the hospital bed with a "bang", and the crisp metal sound made him tremble.

After experiencing ghost hunting at Zhang Xiazi's house, Teacher Xiao Ming's mood is much calmer, and he even has time to sigh: "Hey, I don't know if the horror variety show that will be on soon will be scarier than this."

Ji Wenlan was keen: "Are you an artist?"

Xiaoshi: "Can you be serious? You are not afraid of this situation? Fuck, no one is there, I have goosebumps!" His voice was actually not very loud, but the hospital was empty, and his voice echoed in the corridors. Infiltrate.

Xiao Ming: "Well, I'm not really afraid, and it's useless to be afraid."

Ji Wenlan: "I like watching horror movies. I have been to all the scary haunted house parks in the world."

Xiaoshi: "..."

Xiaoshi couldn't help it, and tried to find a trace of warmth from the Taoist priest he had educated before, but the Taoist priest said: "I will push the hospital bed, and Teacher Xiao Ming will help take care of it."

Xiaoshi: All right, he is the only one who is afraid.

……

Compared with Daoist Liao, Ji Wenlan seemed to like Teacher Xiaoming more. He followed him and helped to support the hospital bed: "Master Zhang, what's going on?"

Xiao Ming: "Just call me Teacher Xiao Ming, don't call me Master."

"It's okay, have you heard of ghost hitting the wall?"

Ji Wenlan: "Of course I've heard of it."

Xiao Ming: "This is a bit more advanced than the ghost hitting the wall. The ghost hitting the wall encloses one-third of an acre of land, and the cat demon has stronger mana, so it has enclosed the hospital." He sighed, "It's also quite normal, the hospital has a dark atmosphere. Not to mention the mortuary, even the corridors are full of all kinds of dead ghosts, and the people who come here are panicked and have no yang energy." That's why ghost movies are moved to hospitals and schools.

"Don't worry too much. If you find the cat that cast the spell, you can go out. Otherwise, if Boss Tu is dead, we should be able to go out too." The cat demon and them did not have any enemies.

The trembling Xiao Shi said, "That's not okay, even if he's a scumbag, he still has to go to court first."

Ji Wenlan: "The problem is that killing a cat is not illegal, and he can leave with a fine. Looking at it this way, it seems quite just to let him be revenged and killed."

Xiaoshi: "How can it be the same? Cats are not humans."

Ji Wenlan calmly pointed out: "The cat demon said that people are not cats."

Xiaoshi shut up.

"Meow~"

The cat's meow is soft and soft, like a Q bomb jelly touching the heart, but the listener has no intention of appreciating it, especially Xiao Shi, whose fingers are clenched into fists, and the palms of his hands are full of warm sweat.The meowing of cats came from far to near, pouring into the ears like a magic sound, coming from the left for a while, and coming from the right for a while.

Liao Guang held the mahogany sword in his hand. After turning the box over and over for many times, he still put away the Seven Star Sword. Although the bronze sword was sharp, it might be too heavy handed, and he accidentally sent the cat demon to see him. Yama.

The mahogany sword is better, it is powerful in killing invisible things, but with a single sword, eight out of nine will die at most, and one out of nine lives will survive.

Teacher Xiao Ming didn't have enough instruments, nor was he as particular about Liao Guang, so he rolled the thick Buddhist scriptures into paper tubes and held them in his hands. He didn't have the habit of sweating. It is a crisp wrinkle.

"Meow meow meow meow——" one sound after another, hitting people's hearts like drums, and the main attackers kept adjusting their pace according to the sound. They were like bows and arrows on a tight string, ready to go.

One sound, two sounds, three sounds, Mr. Xiao Ming has a good brain and good logic. He summed up the simple rules from the sound, and the cat will meow every two seconds.However, at a certain moment, when the meowing was getting closer and closer to them, it stopped abruptly.

where is it?

"above!"

In the light of calcium carbide, Xiaoshi, who has always been in charge of fear, showed his amazing predictive ability as a film policeman. He has a natural intuition after chasing thieves along the street many times.

Liao Guang's eyes froze, and the mahogany sword stabbed upwards. The black cat standing on the ceiling was active, squatting half-squat on the marble countertop of the nurse's station, his meat ball trampled on the switch, and the melodious music reminding the water to be completed was heard. sounded.

Teacher Xiao Ming thought inappropriately, would the nurse hear the sudden warning sound outside the ghost hitting the wall?

The cat demon gave Liao Guang a provocative look, very disdainful, he raised his paw triumphantly.

Liao Guang: "..."

Teacher Xiao Ming: "..."

The former was a little angry, but it didn't show on his face, or, holding a paper tube with one hand, he fumbled in his pocket with the other, and took out a disposable spoon.

It was touched in the rabbit meat restaurant before.

"Kang-kuang-kuang-" The plastic sheet knocked on the countertop, and the cat's ears moved.

"Kang-kuang-kuang-" the cat's eyes couldn't help chasing the small plastic spoon.

Teacher Xiao Ming tried his best to throw the spoon out, and the black cat demon rushed towards the disposable spoon.

What a knee-jerk reaction.

Sooner or later, the Taomu sword precisely crossed the nine upturned tails and hit the cat monster's chrysanthemum, and the Buddhist scripture tube fell on the cat's head with thunder and rain.

The surprised cat frantically clamped its nine tails and locked them tightly with its hind legs.

"Fuck-"

The white paper light flickered out for a moment, and the noisy human voice returned.

……

Xiaoshi depressedly lit a cigarette.

The fire almost reached the butt of the cigarette, and he didn't even take a sip.

Ji Wenlan: "Are you pretending to be deep?" He was fiddling with his phone, trying to press the shutter button to take a photo when the ghost hit the wall, but in the end he didn't take a single photo.

Reasonable, unexpected.

Xiaoshi: "Fart, I'm really deep." He threw away the cigarette butt bitterly, crushed it with the heel of his shoe, and then kicked it into the small hole in the manhole cover, "What do you think this is all about!"

The cat was not caught, and the person was still in a coma. I don’t know when the next wave will come. The police in this area have been dispatched. If no one is arrested and interrogated, it is really unreasonable, but if you are killed by a cat demon in the police station, Then they don't work.

I can think of #灾狼权人##武局黑暗历史# and titles like this.

"Hey——" Why did you put up such a thing!

When Mr. Xiao Ming came out of the shop, he saw comrades in the policeman sighing, "Aren't you going into the house?"

After tossing for a long time, in order to prevent the hospital from getting too cloudy, they smuggled the still-shocked Boss Tu back to the gloomy, closed Rabbit Meat Restaurant.

Xiao Ming: Hey, it’s dangerous everywhere, so it’s better to stay in the store than to send it out to harm people.

The comrades from the Industrial and Commercial Bureau are not young anymore, their physical strength is weak, and they are not courageous enough. After they came out of the hospital, they found an excuse to slip away. Even if Liao Guang told him that the cat would never find him, he would not believe the paper tube and the Taoist talisman, so he must keep the talisman in his arms.

Xiao Shi: "It's warm outside, so stay still longer."

Ji Wenlan: "It's sunny outside, wait a minute."

It was autumn, the sun was setting, the wind was rumbling, the autumn wind was blowing, Xiaoshi shivered, and Ji Wenlan, who took the photo, turned on the flash.

Xiao Ming: Are you sure?

"Come in quickly, the evening is the time of encountering demons, demons and ghosts are floating outside, be careful not to bump into ghosts."

Two people: "???"

I, I, I, I, I'll come in right away!

……

Not long after they entered the house, the cook and others who were taken away before also came back. After all, they did not kill people, they killed cats, so the police criticized and educated them, and fined them by the Industry and Commerce Bureau, they would not even have criminal detention.After witnessing the cook being pinched in the morning, they felt sorry for each other, and they returned to the gloomy shop, thinking that they could only save their lives by staying with a master of Taoism.

Xiao Ming ignored them and ran directly to the small room with the strongest smell of blood. Liao Guang squatted on the ground with a compass in his hand, not knowing what he was doing.

Xiao Zhao and Daju were arranged in the lobby. The former was playing games with his mobile phone, while the latter was fast asleep. His white skirt was flying around Daju, wanting to masturbate.

Xiao Ming: "Master Taoist, what are you doing?"

Daoist Liao didn't shy away: "I think it's a bit strange."

Xiao Ming: "What's wrong?"

Daoist Liao: "Cats are weird."

Xiao Ming: "???"

Liao Daochang: "I read an ancient book before, saying that cats are very vengeful, but they are also very knowledgeable about current affairs. They will lie dormant for a long time if they fail in one blow.

But the cat demon they met was very wild, killing three times a day, even if he was blocked, he couldn't stop his determination to fight again.

Xiao Ming: "Ah, maybe it's the enmity that the same clan was killed?"

Liao Guang: "This is a reason, but I'm afraid it's not the only reason."

Xiao Ming: "???"

Then what is the reason?

Liao Guang: "Wait a minute, I always feel that there is something wrong here."

Xiao Ming: "There is a problem. In such a big restaurant, it's okay to see the ghosts of cats, and there are no ghosts of people." It was as clean as a Buddhist holy place, and he just walked around the store foolishly in a white skirt.

Very abnormal.

No one's ghost...

Liao Guang raised his eyebrows, what is this, is it dark under the lamp?

He said it was strange, there are no ghosts here!

Teacher Xiao Ming's knowledge system is still not perfect. When encountering some small probability events, he doesn't know where the weirdness is. He is not ashamed to ask: "There is no ghost, what's the problem?"

Liao Guang was noncommittal: "Have you ever heard that black dog blood and black donkey hooves have the effect of exorcising evil spirits?"

Xiao Ming: "I know that!" Anyone who has read novels about tomb robbers knows that it can not only exorcise evil spirits but also prevent zongzi!

Liao Daochang eloquently said: "Black dog blood and black donkey's hooves are fierce things in themselves. The principle of dispersing ghosts is to attack poison with poison, but there are two kinds of blood that are more fierce than black dog blood."

Xiao Ming: "What?"

Liao Guang looked upright: "Aunt's blood, the slightly weaker one is the girl's blood."

Xiao Ming: "..."

Kind of embarrassing.

Liao Guang turned the topic back to the original point: "Cats are afraid because this is their place of death, but according to common sense, this place is full of blood and cold, and ghosts will like it very much. If they are not here, there may be something ominous."

Xiao Ming had a bad feeling: "The white skirt can go in and out freely."

Liao Guang: "..."

Xiao Ming: "And that black cat..."

Liao Guang sighed: "Why don't you follow this line and check?"

……

Ji Wenlan: "A girl in a white dress? A black cat? Around 20?"

Xiao Ming nodded: "Yes."

Ji Wenlan pondered: "I'll try."

He doesn't have a computer, but he has a mobile phone, which has a forum where reporters from major newspapers gather.

"Is there a more specific description?" He asked abruptly.

"Hair length, eye size, eyebrows, nose..."

Ji Wenlan is in awe of Teacher Xiao Ming, and the same for Liao Guang. There used to be fantasy and weirdness in his fantasy world, and there were even people who could see unknown things. When Teacher Xiao Ming appeared, the once blurred silhouettes of people appeared on the paper. On the ground, it appeared in front of him alive.

Zhang Xiaoming lived up to expectations, raised his head, his gaze was a little strange.

"Long hair, a little lower than the shoulders." He stretched out his hand and gestured, "Big eyes, almond eyes, and a high nose bridge, she is a very beautiful little girl, no worse than a star."

"There is a tear mole in the corner of the eye, a beauty mole, the kind in the Prince of Tennis." It seems that he has never seen a person with a tear mole in reality, so Xiao Ming made a nondescript comparison.

Fortunately, Ji Wenlan watched The Prince of Tennis, and he said, "Wait a minute."

It’s refined like this, and I can’t find it anymore, tsk tsk tsk.

Hundreds of photos passed by his eyes at an extremely fast speed. Ji Wenlan's spirit was highly concentrated, he had a steelyard in his heart, and he vaguely knew what kind of person he was looking for.

Zhang Xiaoming thinks his dynamic vision is good, but he can't keep up with his speed.

awesome!

Ji Wenlan stopped suddenly, and took a long breath: "Look, is it this?"

Xiao Ming put his head in front of the screen, big eyes, high nose bridge, black and straight, and dimples when he smiles, she is a pretty little girl, exactly the same as the white skirt.

Teacher Xiao Ming was sure: "It's her."

Ji Wenlan clicked on the photo, and the girl's life unfolded in front of the two of them like a piece of white paper, with no way to hide.The girl on the webpage is wearing a normal sweater jacket, which shows that she is a sophomore at a local university in Southern Metropolis. She is also a local. She disappeared after going out to feed stray cats.

Xiao Ming looked at the date. The date of disappearance was five months ago. According to the police's usual judgment method, such a long period of time can be counted as murder, but the word "missing" was stubbornly hung on the missing person notice page. Ruth's heart of hope was shown naked and naked in front of him.

The information then advances further. She loves to eat, laugh, and cats. She once raised an English short at home. She is a member of the school cat lovers association and regularly participates in rescue operations for stray cats. Blogger, Mr. Xiao Ming is one of them.

Maybe her favorite blogger.

Zhang Xiaoming's eyes moved.

Ji Wenlan said, "Shall I help you fight?"

Xiao Ming: "No, I took a picture."

Ji Wenlan said, "Did he get killed?"

Xiao Ming: "Yes."

Ji Wenlan looked at the words on the screen one by one, crushed and chewed: "Cat, is it related to this store?"

Xiao Ming: "I don't know, it's possible."

Ji Wenlan: "Didn't she tell you?"

Xiao Ming: "She can't talk, she can only laugh silly and cry."

When crying, there is a sense of comedy and joy.

Ji Wenlan: "I want to smoke a cigarette."

Teacher Xiao Ming: "Go."

Teacher Xiao Ming entered, and Ji Wenlan left the room. The former put the mobile phone under Liao Guang's nose, and he was looking around with a compass.

"What are you doing?"

Liao Guang read the girl's profile first and said, "Look for the location of the grave."

"There are tombs for people who died in vain?"

"The place where the body is buried is the tomb."

Xiao Ming was silent for a while and said sullenly: "I feel a little uncomfortable."

Liao Guang: "Yes."

Xiao Ming: "I should treat the white skirt better, she may be my fan."

Liao Guang: "Yes."

Xiao Ming: "I think that kind of black cat might have something to do with her."

Liao Guang: "Probably, sometimes cats are more emotional than people."

The white skirt was still wandering around the big orange, and soon her attention was attracted by the game console in Xiao Zhao's hand, "Good luck, eat chicken tonight" was reflected in her empty pupils.

Female college students ghosts and Buddhas eat chicken.

……

Ji Wenlan smoked a cigarette. He knew how to smoke, but he seldom smoked.

Xiaoshi is different. Although he is a people's policeman and a role model for children, his addiction to cigarettes is overwhelming, one pack a day.

The consumption is too large, Ruan Zhonghua can't afford it, so it can only smoke pandas.

Xiaoshi hid in the corner and smoked. Seeing Ji Wenlan, he was overjoyed: "Big reporter, you smoke too!"

Ji Wenlan: "I learned it after entering Taili."

"The TV station still teaches this?"

Ji Wenlan glanced at him: "When I first entered Taiwan, I was a middle school student. Every day I thought about exposing and reporting the dark side of society, racing against time, comprehensively following up shocking cases, and using my pen to bring moral criminals who are at large to justice. Become the representative of the uncrowned king of China."

Xiao Shi was particularly touched: "Yes, I also felt that I should handle a shocking case, stand out from the film police all of a sudden, become the contemporary Sherlock Holmes, and then enter the sixth team of criminal police and detectives."

Ji Wenlan's vicissitudes: "Then I became a recorder of public quarrels."

Xiaoshi also comforted him: "It's okay, you just watch the customer and watch, and I'm the mediator in the middle." It's even worse.

Xiaoshi: "So what are you worried about? Isn't there going to be a big case this time? Although it can't be written, even if it has been artistically processed and polished, this story is really bizarre."

Ji Wenlan glanced at him: It's good to be so lifelike, I don't even understand my pain.

Ji Wenlan: "Who told you this." He finally threw the cigarette butt away, "I just think that after waiting for so many years, a big case comes and I can be a knife and pen officer, but I'm really not happy at all."

Xiaoshi: "Huh?" What are you talking about?I don't understand!

Ji Wenlan rolled his eyes and entered the room with the contempt of a king.

He couldn't communicate with the little dummy with well-developed limbs.

Damn, am I also bewitched to express my feelings with this kind of person?