I have special transcendence skills

"So have you got your layman certificate?" Li Yiming asked while scratching his head in front of the mirror, oh no, he was just adjusting the position of a strand of hair.

Zhang Xiaoming is a resident guest of the "Refrigerator" crew, while Li Yiming is a special guest of another singing variety show. Their filming dates coincide. Although they can't share a lounge, they can still visit.

"I thought there would be an exam, but I didn't expect Master Huineng to ask the abbot to stamp it." Zhang Xiaoming said, "After taking refuge, I will spend more time in the temple to practice." It is not limited to short-term meditation classes.

"Very good very good."

After chatting for a few words, he went out to prepare for the filming. He met Cui Daoyuan, one of the hosts, in the corridor. Zhang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment when he saw his expression, and said carefully, "Teacher Cui has lost a lot of weight recently."

The person on camera is already thin, and Cui Daoyuan can be described as slim and straight. His cheekbones are not high, but he can see the outline. After listening to Zhang Xiaoming's words, he forcefully said: "It's a little bit, I haven't seen it recently. sleep well."

Buddhism didn't talk about reading, Zhang Xiaoming reckoned that Daoist Liao might be able to see something if he came, he squinted at the woman holding a baby not far behind her and said, "Have a good rest."

When the show started, Zhang Xiaoming saw Cui Daoyuan again. His face was covered with a thick layer of powder, which barely covered up his dejected look and the black and blue eyes.

The recording lasted for most of the day. After the end, Zhang Xiaoming packed up and was about to leave when the heart-piercing "Death to Love" suddenly came to his ears. He looked at the caller ID and was surprised to find that it was Director Wang.

"Hey, Master Wang, what's the matter?"

The director's enthusiastic voice came to his ears: "Mr. Xiao Ming, are you still in the stage?" After getting a positive answer, he said, "It's like this, last time I took action to resolve the stage. After the crisis, I haven't thanked you alone, you see, if you have time these few days, come out to have a meal together, we can have a chat?"

People in the society will not refuse the invitation of the leader, especially Zhang Xiaoming has nothing to do tonight. He has bought a lot of magic weapons recently, and he is shy in his pocket. He also expects Apple to give more notification fees. See you, Mr. Wang!

Xiao Ming opened his mouth and said: "It's okay, where to eat, I will definitely go."

……

Wang Jianguo decided to eat at a well-known Cantonese restaurant in the city. What Zhang Xiaoming didn't expect was that he saw another person after entering the private room.

"Teacher Cui?"

"Teacher Xiao Ming?"

Why is he here?

Master Wang patted Teacher Cui on the back and said, "Hey, since you two know each other well, I don't need to introduce you." Kindly, I just want you to visit my nephew's house."

Hearing Zhang Xiaoming was still a little surprised. He had never heard of the relationship between Cui Daoyuan and Wang Jianguo. It can be seen that the former kept the secret well enough: "What happened to Mr. Cui's house?"

Cui Daoyuan said: "Let me tell the story." He sighed helplessly, "I don't know when, disasters happened in my family one after another. First, my mother broke her leg, and then my father fell ill because of illness. Admitted to the hospital."

"It's okay to be here, they are all quite materialistic, but when I got off work the day before yesterday, I encountered a ghost hitting the wall, and I couldn't get out no matter how I walked. When I got out, I ran into the park next to my house."

He counted with his fingers: "There is also the woman's hair that appeared on the bed, and the crying sound heard in the middle of the night..." He concluded, "My house is haunted!"

Zhang Xiaoming thought to himself, then your family is unlucky enough. First, there was a problem with the uncle, and then the nephew’s house was haunted again: "Well, it is better to find professionals to solve these problems." He first declined, "Director Wang, look for Isn't Daoist Liao more reliable?"

Wang Jianguo waved his hand and said, "Teacher Xiao Ming, to be honest, I have already called Daoist Liao, but his schedule is relatively full recently, so I really don't have time to come, but the situation of Xiao Cui's family is urgent. I asked him to recommend a reliable Master, he said you are fine."

"I have seen Mr. Xiao Ming's ability last time, and I am 12 rest assured to entrust it to you."

Zhang Xiaoming couldn't laugh or cry, and didn't know whether to thank Daoist Liao and Wang Jianguo for their trust, or to say something else, he said, "Well, I'll go and have a look first, and if it can't be solved, I'll find another expert."

"Where is Teacher Cui's home?"

Cui Daoyuan reported an address, and Zhang Xiaoming hesitated after thinking about it: "It used to be there, was the cemetery changed?"

Cui Daoyuan said in shame: "There is no way, Nandu is where the most villas are..."

Zhang Xiaoming said: "In this case, I may have to find another helper, and I have to go home to get some magic weapons."

……

When Li Yiming received a call from Zhang Xiaoming, he jumped into the sky at that time: "What? Exorcising ghosts? How can such a fashionable event not bring me? Wait, I will go to the villa area immediately." After finishing speaking, he hung up Telephone.

At that time, both Cui Daoyuan and Wang Jianguo were carried home by Zhang Xiaoming. The former was terrified of his own home and would never dare to go back alone, while the latter was very curious about the home of the ghost exorcist master. After this trip, the master's family is the master's family, so different from them!

Zhang Xiaoming's house seemed to be a small dojo for him. Some time ago, he invited a Sakyamuni Buddha into his house.

There are not only many types of Buddha statues, but also many postures. Compared with Bodhisattva statues, there are fewer images of Sakyamuni. There are only two types of sitting and standing postures. / Wheel seal and fearless seal.At the suggestion of Master Huineng, Zhang Xiaoming invited the statue of Sakyamuni, the Subduing Demon Seal. According to Master Huineng, his Buddha image can maximize the power of the two seals.

Cui Daoyuan looked at the Buddha statue and was quite curious: "Why don't you put your hands together?" In the eyes of those who don't know how to do it, it seems that Sakyamuni's hands are often put together.

Zhang Xiaoming explained: "The action of joining together is actually a kind of mudra in Buddhism, called Vajra palm hand gesture. This action does not often appear on the Buddha."

He pointed to the Buddha's hand touching the ground and said, "This is the earth-touching seal, also known as the magic seal."

Cui Daoyuan couldn't help being awed when he heard about the demon.

Teacher Xiao Ming went around the house, took a subduing magic pestle, four prongs, and a coil of diamond coil.He thought about it for a while, and felt that he had almost packed his things, so he went out.

……

Li Yiming dared to come here from nowhere, with a cap on his head, which was still green in color, and stood shivering by the side of the road wearing a big mask.It is not yet the time when the night dew is deep, but at this time it is autumn, the sun is setting, and the coolness is gradually rising.

Wang Jianguo had a slight impression of Li Yiming. Seeing that he was not too surprised, Cui Daoyuan was different. He said, "Mr. Xiao Ming, the helper you hired is actually Mr. Li!"

"He really has research on Buddhism?"

Zhang Xiaoming wondered: "Didn't he release some songs related to Buddhist scriptures before? It is said that he read scriptures on the set." No matter how you look at it, he is a Buddhist researcher with a unique style!

Cui Daoyuan said embarrassedly: "I thought Mr. Li was playing with people."

Zhang Xiaoming stared at him with big eyes and small eyes: "Isn't it true that liking Buddhism these days is also artificial?"

"It's hard to say, don't young people nowadays like metaphysics and koi fish very much? Buddhism is related to metaphysics, and it sounds quite high-end. Didn't it mean that many young girls are just looking at Teacher Li's Zen flavor?" Are you a fan of him?" He added more embarrassedly, "Actually, I thought it was a gimmick for Mr. Xiao Ming to wear black clothes..."

"I understand this, but don't worry, Li benefactor is definitely not a person with profound Buddhist teachings." Zhang Xiaoming complained without paying attention.

Li Yiming approached Cui Daoyuan, looked up, down, left, and right, and said in an unfathomable manner: "The haunting must be real. Mr. Cui, your seal is black, and you look like you are haunted by ghosts and ghosts!"

Zhang Xiaoming: Are you a living treasure sent by Taoism?

……

The benefactor Li came early because he didn't do anything. He first inquired about the news with the new ghosts floating around, asking if he knew what happened to Cui Daoyuan's house, and whether there were evil spirits at work.

Some ghosts have relatively strong language skills, and they faltered for a long time to piece together the truth: there are some evil ghosts that I don’t know, but some are real, and these new ghosts dare not approach them, fearing that they will become other ghosts soon. The ghost's plate of Chinese food.It is said that the ghost who has seen the evil spirit has become the other party's snack after dinner.

Zhang Xiaoming nodded and said, "I see."

Li Yiming excitedly said: "What is my next task?"

"Help me release the wind, if the ghosts riot, sing Buddhist scriptures loudly, and save them all."

Li Yiming said unhappily: "Master Wang and Teacher Cui are still around, if I suddenly sing, what will they think of me?"

Zhang Xiaoming calmly said: "It's okay, at most I will be scolded twice for being crazy."

……

As soon as the door was opened, a bone-chilling breeze rushed in. Along with the wind, there was also icy humidity. Zhang Xiaoming even smelled a lingering stench.

The lakes in China are not very clean. Foam scraps and cans fly off, mold and food remnants dance together, and the smell of all kinds of garbage mixed together is very offensive. Even if the stench is diluted several times, Zhang Xiaoming can still smell it.

"Tick-"

"Tick-"

The sound of water droplets falling echoed in my ears.

Cui Daoyuan turned on the light, and the warm white paper light tore through the darkness covering the room, making the people present feel a lot better. He looked like a master and said, "Drink water? Is it hot or cold?"

Young people ask for cold water, and a tap water evolution device is installed on the kitchen sink, and you can drink water when you turn it on.

Under Zhang Xiaoming's expectant eyes, Cui Daoyuan turned the faucet.

lying trough-

Zhang Xiaoming trembled all over, it was so disgusting!

In his eyes, a group of curvy and enchanting hair is constantly squeezing out from the faucet.The water wrapped around the hair and filled the disposable water cup. Cui Daoyuan unconsciously said, "Here, Teacher Xiaoming."

Zhang Xiaoming: ＝mouth＝

Not only did he pour a glass of water for everyone present, but he also poured a glass of warm water for himself. Holding the glass in his hand, he saw the female ghost who had been dragging behind him unhurriedly floated to Cui Daoyuan with a whoosh. Beside him, he stretched out his fingers and picked out those strands of hair from the water glass.

Li Yiming's pressing voice came from behind: "Damn it, even though I know this female ghost is helping Teacher Cui, it's really unhygienic!"

Zhang Xiaoming took it very seriously, and put down the water glass: "Wait, Teacher Cui, don't drink this water yet."

Cui Daoyuan and Wang Jianguo paused, and quickly put the cups on the table.

Zhang Xiaoming continued: "Do you have plastic film gloves at home?"

Cui Daoyuan was stunned when he asked, "Is it okay to have it as a gift when you deliver food?"

"can."

Zhang Xiaoming unpacked a few small takeaway packages in a row, wearing three layers of gloves on one hand, then he turned on the faucet of purified water, and when the black hair bridle gushed out, he yanked——

Hair:! ! !

Zhang Xiaoming: Hey, it's really disgusting.