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"Let me tell you, that priest is simply unreasonable!" The benefactor surnamed Li slammed the table, his hands turned red.

Xiao Ming gave him a disgusted look and said, "Be careful, don't damage my bar table." He is a gourmet, and he is very concerned about dining table furniture. This bar table was sent from England across the ocean. Selecting wood and making it by masters cost him hundreds of thousands.

Li Yiming was furious, he shook his hands and said, "You care about the bar table? You don't care about me!"

Zhang Xiaoming didn't even look at him. At this moment, his fingers were jumping on the keyboard, chasing food manuscripts: "So, why did Daoist Liao treat you?" He said, "I think Daoist Liao is pretty good, why did you offend him?" ?”

Li Yiming looked up to the sky and screamed: "You ask me, I don't know how to offend him." He felt wronged, "After exorcising the ghost, Master Wang hosted a reward banquet, invited the Taoist priest to dinner, and invited me go together."

"I originally thought you would go too, but we share weal and woe with Mr. Wang, how could we know that there are only three of us at this big table, Mr. Wang even asked Lin Xin to tell me in private, let me go to toast Mr. Wang. He curled his lips and said, "I don't care about the toast, anyway, I gave it to a resident, and it's not selling myself."

Xiao Ming said, "Can you tell me the key points?"

"The point is, I'm obviously asked to toast, but the Taoist priest is very disrespectful and dismissive!" Li Yiming said, "Can you imagine? That kind of eyes mixed with contempt and contempt, I toasted him and said he would not drink, When I offered tea, he knocked down the cup and didn't even drink his saliva." It really made him so angry!

Zhang Xiaoming finally stopped, he said speechlessly: "Monks don't drink bars..."

"What are you talking about, Master Zhang? The monastics refer to ourselves. Taoist Huoju can marry and eat meat."

"No, we're not considered monks either." Zhang Xiaoming said, "Hey, actually I think Daoist Liao is pretty good, you think too much, why do people despise you when they have nothing to do? Do you think too highly of yourself?"

Think too high of yourself... think too high of yourself...

Donor Li got an arrow in his heart.

He continued: "And after the exorcism was over last time, he invited me to visit Nanning. Of course, it might be just out of courtesy, but at least it proves that Daoist Liao is quite a man." He really planned to go to Nanning to watch lap.

"If people really despise you, what have you done to be hated!"

Daoist Liao's invitation should be just a polite remark, but he stepped into the fantasy world with half a foot, and encountered anecdotes and strange things again and again. With the idea of ​​preventing problems before they happen, he wanted to get in touch with more knowledge. Master Hui Neng of Qingliang Temple also Encourage them to read more about the methods of exorcism from various schools and sects, and it is best to learn them and master them well.

Li Yiming said anxiously: "Benefactor Zhang, if you want to go, call me, I want to go too."

Just as Zhang Xiaoming was about to say something, he heard the regular alarm on his phone. Li Yiming threw himself on the sofa and turned on the TV: "Come on, come on! "Refrigerator" is starting to play!"

……

Early the next morning, Kong Jingyi called. His voice was full of joy. Before he saw anyone, he could outline his happy face in his mind.

"Xiao Ming, your Weibo fans have grown by over a million in one night, and our career is about to usher in a new spring." He couldn't help but said, "Did you give red envelopes to the later stage? It's a good cut." .”

Whether it is a movie or a variety show, the post-production power is infinite. How many shots are given and what kind of shots are given are in the hands of the staff. It can be said that after the variety show is broadcast, whether the guests are popular or not depends on personal performance. , the decisive factor is the later stage.In the past, the "Refrigerator" program group did not have many shots for the guests, but when it came to Mr. Xiao Ming, there was a shocking reversal. Compared with Li Yiming, his shots were not far behind, especially the shot of explaining Shuiyue Tea's handsome, It is even more special.

Coupled with the sharp and humorous comments in the later stage, he is a new generation of intellectual male gods.

Click on the video to see his golden sentence in this issue: "Your barbecue is the cheapest among the best I have eaten, and the best among the cheapest."

Zhang Xiaoming knew very well that the generous shots of Apple TV were inseparable from Director Wang. It seems that his violence that day left a deep impression on Director Wang.

Kong Xiaomei said again: "You open Weibo, because this episode of your show has become popular, and even the photos you took earlier have been turned up by netizens with great powers."

Zhang Xiaoming opened Weibo and found that there were two real-time hot searches related to him, one with the keyword #小明师##冰饰#, and the other with the keyword #张晓明##monk#.

Click on the latter, and a photo suddenly comes into view. He is dressed in black clothes, sitting on the futon, his eyes are slightly closed, and his hands are clasped together. There were other monks who showed up. Just looking at this photo, there seemed to be Sanskrit sounds lingering in their ears, and they could glimpse the supreme Buddhist kingdom in the west.

This photo has been circulated on the Internet for a long time, but it has not caused an uproar. It is not even conclusive whether the person in the photo is Zhang Xiaoming.

"I saw the photo, what's the problem?" Zhang Xiaoming said, "Should I admit it or not respond?"

Kong Xiaomei said: "Hey hey hey hey, you can respond, this time I have a new idea."

……

"Su Zhai in Qingliang Temple?" Monk Huineng was a little surprised when he heard Zhang Xiaoming's visit.

Zhang Xiaoming was quite embarrassed. Every time he came here, he was serious about learning Buddhism. He had never thought about the vegetarian food in the temple. But after hearing what Kong Xiaomei said, he felt that the "Vegetarian Journey" was really a good idea. Very well, after getting a deeper understanding of Buddhist culture, he really became interested in the famous tea and vegetarian dishes in the temples. Many vegetarian dishes around the temples are excellent.In addition, if a tourist takes a picture of him practicing meditation, he can pretend to understand Buddhist culture and taste the name of vegetarian, without much explanation.

"The vegetarian restaurant in Qingliang Temple is very famous in the local area. I ate it when I was meditating before. I think the vegetables here are very fresh, even organic vegetables are not as good as it." Zhang Xiaoming said, "Look, master, my main job is barely considered. Public figures, haven’t they been photographed meditating in temples some time ago? I just want to find a reason to explain.”

Master Huineng smiled and said, "That's true. Because of the photos of the benefactor, the number of people in the temple has increased recently, and tourists have asked if there is a project to rent monk clothes to take pictures."

Zhang Xiaoming could only laugh dryly, since he was a serious temple, of course there would be no such project.

"I have to tell Junior Brother Huifeng about the matter of vegetarian food. He is in charge of the vulgar objects in the temple. If you want to take pictures, you need to find him." Master Hui Neng said, "But there are quite a few open food halls in our temple. I really want to see a variety of them. Vegetarian food, you still need to go to the restaurant outside the temple."

Zhang Xiaoming nodded and said, "Okay, okay, Master Xie reminded me."

……

Taking photos of Su Zhai is not a big deal, and Zhang Xiaoming has a good tongue, so all the famous monks in Qingliang Temple know about it. He just mentioned the matter of Su Zhai to Monk Huifeng, and the other party agreed and said: You can find him a separate monk's dormitory to eat.

There are two kinds of vegetarian food in Qingliang Temple: inside and outside the temple. The vegetarian food in the temple is run by the monks in the temple and is not profitable.It is mainly vegetarian noodles, with various toppings, such as mushrooms, vegetarian chicken, seasonal vegetables, etc. Buddhist believers can eat as long as they put some money in the merit box of Zhai Tang Qian.

The vegetarian restaurant at the gate of the temple has no direct connection with Qingliang Temple. The vegetarian food sold is very exquisite, and the imitation meat is also well prepared. It is the best choice for tourists.However, some of these restaurants are very popular. If you want to make an appointment to eat vegetarian food, you have to make an appointment by phone a week in advance. Usually, there are no seats if you go directly.

Xiao Ming and Kong Xiaomei made a plan to mainly shoot the vegetarian food outside the temple. Just take a look at the vegetarian hall inside the temple. The temple is kind enough to provide food for Buddhist believers, and it is not open to tourists. If there are many tourists, they all say It's not beautiful to eat vegetarian noodles.

The most famous vegetarian restaurant outside the monastery is called Qianfozhai. The owner has a good relationship with the monks in the temple. Whenever Buddhist ceremonies, Qianfozhai will host a feast of vegetarian dishes. After some contact, the boss readily agreed to let Zhang Xiaoming broadcast live in the store .

……

Qianfozhai is at the main entrance of Qingliang Park, and the shop is decorated in an antique style. As soon as Zhang Xiaoming entered, Zhang Xiaoming was startled by the scene of "crowding with people".

There seems to be an enchantment outside Qingliang Temple, which naturally keeps ghosts out of the door, but Qianfozhai is not included in the scope of the temple. The small Suzhai restaurant is full of ghosts. The feeling of being in a large bathhouse in winter.

"Beep, beep, don't squeeze."

The voice was a bit familiar, he looked up, his forehead was covered with black lines, Jing Ri followed his white skirt and ran into the vegetarian restaurant no matter what.

Seeing Zhang Xiaoming, the white skirt stretched out her hand with teary eyes, but the next second, the ruthless heartless man turned his head aside, as if he hadn't seen her.

White skirt: QAQ

Zhang Xiaoming flipped through the menu. The profit-oriented vegetarian restaurant is different from the monastery. There are various imitation meat dishes with soy products as the main ingredients on the menu, fried shrimp with celery, braised pork belly in soy sauce, West Lake vinegar fish...these are thousands of dishes. Fozhai's model dish.

Buddhists eat vegetarian food not only to cultivate their body, but also to cultivate their mind. For them, eating imitation meat is not much different from eating meat dishes. A manifestation of dishonesty, devout Buddhists will not eat it.So the gimmick of imitation meat was originally meant for tourists.

Xiao Ming is a gourmet, not a shaved monk. He cares more about the texture and taste. Eating imitation meat doesn’t affect him.

Ghosts clustered around him, whispering.

"Tamal! It's tamales!"

"It smells so good..."

"Give me a bite!"

Zhang Xiaoming kept his expression still, the chopsticks made it steady, the golden yellow fine powder wrapped the meat, the rice noodles had distinct grains, and the verdant chives were dotted on the rice noodles, green green, white white, really beautiful.

"Squeak-"

With the first bite, the crisp, tender and watery radish snaps. This shop is ingenious, using white radish slices instead of gluten.The thick and thin radish slices are full of water. After two processes of steaming and frying, the radish becomes refreshing and flexible. The fresh aroma brought by the mixture of fermented glutinous rice juice and white sugar is deeply integrated into the juice. The delicious taste is on the tip of the tongue, suddenly blast...

Zhang Xiaoming closed his eyes, as if wandering in the world of gourmet food, his already handsome and elegant face became more vivid.

He opened his eyes suddenly, and saw the faces of the ghosts around him almost sticking to his face. Teacher Xiao Ming was indifferent, and only sighed: "It's so delicious!"

ghost:"……"

"Damn it, I really want to take a bite too!!!"

……

Li Yiming, who was wearing a mask and sunglasses, sneaked into Zhang Xiaoming's house. While taking off his shoes, he muttered, "Do you know that my schedule is very full? I'll come and go as soon as I'm called. , let alone me."

Zhang Xiaoming's voice came from the living room: "I know, I know, I will tell you a day earlier next time."

Li Yiming was unhappy, how could he do it one day earlier, at least one week earlier to make an appointment!Before he could say anything, he saw a table full of various vegetarian dishes and various incense candles and fireworks and said, "What are you doing, you want to worship your ancestors!"

Zhang Xiaoming gave him a contemptuous look and said, "Of course not, I'm going to save the souls of the dead!"

Li Yiming understood his meaning in seconds: "Hey, you have finally risen from cooking recipes to cooking food?" He glanced at the table and said, "But you just order here, how much can you exceed?" Ghosts have about the same appetite as humans, A table of food is enough for a few ghosts to eat at most, and there are actually not many ghosts who starve to death these days, and it is very possible to pat their butts away after eating free food.

Zhang Xiaoming said: "What do you know, I am a vegetarian dish, and I have the power of Buddha. When the ghosts come, I will chant scriptures next to me to amplify the power of food, so that they can die early..." He paused and said , "With the blessing of Buddhist scriptures, one person can almost ascend after eating one bite."

Li Yiming always felt that his logic was a bit wrong, hey, he always felt that he was putting the cart before the horse, and God knows if he will succeed this time.

He said: "You have already planned, what did you ask me to do?"

Teacher Xiaoming's answer was very witty: "Although I planned well, there is no guarantee that there will be mistakes and omissions when I actually implement it. You will help me watch the wind. If there are problems, you can use your Buddhist scriptures to save them all."

Li Yiming: "..."

Your abacus is so good!