Two-Way Sniper

Every year, the old and the new alternate, and it is a well-deserved eventful year in the e-sports circle.

Almost every few days, you can see the keywords of different e-sports items listed in the hot searches on Weibo.

And the latest airborne hot search keyword entry is: "False words" the master joined the IS team PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds branch.

——Most of the transfers of e-sports players are accompanied by bloody storms, but this sentence is even more intriguing if you look at it in conjunction with another previous hot search "False words, flowers against each other".

After all, this person whose game ID is "Fanhua" is a talented rookie sniper who is in the limelight of the industry's giant IS team.

Even if the IDs of two people are searched at the same time now, the "contradictory" videos that started with nonsense and provoking troubles are all vivid in my memory. The most emotional part even almost broke the sound——

"Are you saying that you have shot someone well? If you want to win the Nobel Prize, can you just say so? Otherwise, no matter how good the gun is, I will give you a useful gun?"

"..."

"After playing for a long time, I know the strokes. What kind of guns are you playing with? Can you go home and embroider and contribute to inheriting the traditional craftsmanship?"

"..."

"not talking?"

"..."

"How dare you not speak, my 18.82cm big XX is blocking your throat, you can't make a sound? Wasn't it pretty capable when you tricked me into giving you the gun just now?"

Not only are the swearing harsh, but the straight man's obsession with showing off his size is one of the most well-known trolling styles of gossip - so it's no wonder that this guy has a terrible reputation in this game.

The No. [-] sprayer in the Asian server, ultra-high-resolution non-destructive mouth odor, quality bard, all describe him-apparently in the video, he has been scolding for a while, and up to here, the flowers sprayed Only then did he finally feel some emotional ups and downs: "You...you can't scold me like this..."

It can be seen that Fanhua has no power to fight back at all, but after a second of silence, she continued to output: "Finally spoke? Why, are you not satisfied with scolding you like this? If you are not satisfied, I will give you another rap? You Do you want a single bet or a double bet?"

Immediately afterwards, his mic seemed to fluctuate due to the network, but this was undoubtedly another unilateral crushing in his glorious record, but Fanhua, who was broadcasting live and obviously speaking at a slow speed, insisted on explaining to him: "I I know, I feel so bad today, but...we are all men, you can't just stuff your big dick down my throat like you said..."

At that time, the live broadcast room was silent for a second, and immediately there was a snowflake of question marks swiping the screen.

After all, it was just a casual swear word in the scolding battle, but Fanhua was too serious, so that the atmosphere suddenly turned gay, and ten seconds later, even the big troll seemed ashamed of the blatant words, and the rhythm of the trolling was broken. It took a long time to hesitantly add a sentence: ...Okay, okay, okay, you should stop talking and disgust me, I will not plug you if I plug the exhaust pipe.

"Oh... But, I still want to say sorry to you for killing you... Don't be angry, okay?"

Fanhua has always been an autistic player who doesn't like to open mics, but for some reason that time, he really wanted to communicate with Liaoyan.

His volume is not loud, but his timbre is still as clear as a brook that has just thawed in early spring, so the live broadcast room that was already boiling immediately exploded. If you want to do it, then don’t do it with this kind of person.” After a long time of nonsense, he finally choked out a word: “Then…”

But at the same time, Fanhua also blurted out, and whispered an exclamation: "You are scarier than I thought..."

The scene was embarrassing for a moment, Fanhua seemed to realize that she had said something wrong, so she could only obediently wait for the rumors to explode again as if she had done something wrong, and show the unique skill of the fancy spraying the whole game. Silently, he withdrew from the battle in full view, which was the first time he took the initiative to interrupt the scolding battle.

It stands to reason that the two never met.The beginning and end of this "contradictory spraying" is also very simple to say.

That game took place at 2am on a winter night.

As a bad-mouthed straight guy who can be seen everywhere in the game, after joining the 4-person team at the beginning of the game, he asked excitedly, "Is there any girl? Brother protects you", and the other two teammates immediately replied "Little brother, big diao is cute." Do you want a sister", "Brother, you have a problem with your thinking, how many girls can there be in this segment", only Fanhua remained silent, even if she wagged her wolf tail persistently and asked "Are you a girl", Fanhua didn't say a word Posted, resulting in false talk overjoyed to acquiesce, and added a sentence: shy?You... you are so cute.

After all, Fanhua's game character chose a female figure, and she was also wearing a coquettish black strapless suspender and a policewoman skirt.

Later, Huayan killed three people in a row in the fierce airdrop competition, and got the sniper/strike/gun, M24.

You must know that the M24 is one of the three major single-snipers in this game. Its power is second only to the AWM, and the only way to obtain it is by airdrop. It is not only a popular gun, but also Fanhua's favorite weapon. His own equipment was poor, so when he heard Hua Yan was showing off the newly acquired M24, he couldn't help but follow Hua Yan two hills, looking a little pitiful.

Soon, Lian Yan, who was obsessed with murder, also noticed his two melee guns. Naturally, he took pity on the beauty, unloaded the M24 on the spot, and handed it over to him.

Perhaps the beginning of all the good online dating in the world is nothing more than this.

Even though Fanhua's condition was extremely bad that day, he didn't get a single headshot for a long time, and even made a mistake to cripple his teammates, this big troll was uncharacteristically coaxing him softly, his tone was so gentle that he wanted to coax him into bed.

Seeing this, one of the teammates finally laughed: "Mr. Hua, are your hands shaking? Do you like that black, thick and long gun that your brother gave you so much~?"

The other party called it like this, and it seemed that they knew something about both parties, so Fanhua immediately replied "I like it!", but when his clear and deep male voice sounded, no one could have expected that the number one in the Asian server The heart of licking the dog that Tiaozi blatantly said was so fragile.

It's just that, although the rumors that broke out in the ensuing spat were firmly in the upper hand, the follow-up combat effectiveness of the fans on both sides was another extreme.

In the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds professional game, there are many bright newcomers, and Fanhua is the most eye-catching one among them - the wealthy IS (ImperialSword) team made their debut, their marksmanship amazed everyone in one fell swoop, and their appearance is like a game ID, which can be described as beautiful. , cute and charming, there are a lot of male and female fans, it belongs to the type that makes people not only move their hearts, but also their hands.

However, as a high-scoring player who has attracted much attention since the game was launched, it is voluntary to take the initiative to live in a small team, only occasionally playing online games, never showing up in offline games, and the popularity is getting colder - some time ago He was scolded bloody because of a controversy over cheating in a small online game. That small team was disbanded at the speed of light like many clubs that could not develop in the early stages of the game, but he dared to fight against popular stars. The consequences are self-evident.

So as soon as the news of joining the team came out, within half an hour, the official blog of the IS team exploded again.

Undoubtedly, for a new member like Hua Yan who only dared to play online games, and his mouth, hands and feet were obviously dirty, the IS official blog overwhelmingly mocked and insulted thousands of messages, and there was no sign of stopping at all.

[What's a joke?Talking nonsense about God?Where is your mother? ?Can't buy hot search keywords, do you want me to teach you? ]

[Damn it, it's a bad thing, is there really that strength that would be willing to be a substitute in the Xiaopo team, and never appear in the offline game?Isn't it because you are afraid of being exposed?Is he crazy this time or is your boss Ou crazy? ]

[Mr. Ou, you are already a mature rich second generation. When you have too much money and nowhere to spend it, it’s time to learn to play young models yourself. Don’t just buy this kind of player if you have nothing to do. Who the hell can tame it? ]

[Excuse me, the floor master, are there any people that my team Shen's gun can't tame? ]

[Absolutely, for the sake of traffic, don't die, even dare to recruit the dead mother to hang up?Don't hang up and still get your brains blown out? ]

[Old buddy is really gentler and more qualified than the other, I want to sit and wait for the god of nonsense to give a performance again with a 100° double kill with guns and locks hee hee]

[False words?You fucking missed the continuous headshot of the win94 machine sight hahaha]

[Everyone, don’t be like this, please. As we all know, our e-sports circle is a place known for civilization, friendship, and kindness. Next, let us bring the warmest blessings to the family of the God of Gossip: Your mother is dead (heart)]

[666, didn't you say that his mother really passed away? ]

[It's done, there is no mother for hanging b, it's a real hammer]

Almost all the fans were insulting, and there was a conflict between Fanhua and Lianyan, so everyone was worried that this team would have internal troubles sooner or later.

What's also weird is that the official announcement Weibo didn't show any pictures of the new players wearing their jerseys, which not only made all the viewers who wanted to see the true face of the rumors have to wait, but also seemed completely inconsistent with the IS team's high-profile approach. group.

It's hard to imagine that one of the local tyrant e-sports clubs supported by the top rich second generation will take a fancy to such controversial "pheasant" players like gossip.

It stands to reason that this club should never lack topics.

In the past two years, the boss, who is only in his early 20s, has not only focused on developing the e-sports team, but also established his own live broadcast platform [Spray TV] and peripheral brands, and his business has extended to multiple games.

The first and second teams of the League of Legends division are nominally separated, not to mention winning the championship and runner-up in the 17th season. This time, when the PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds division was first established, they bought three high-quality players with money. Sweep the momentum of domestic and foreign competitions.

It's just that the last starting position of the team has not been officially announced for a long time. Previously, he just signed a popular anchor of [Spray TV] in the name of a substitute, and played sporadically for a month or two like a ticket.However, as the professional competition became more formal and large-scale, it was imminent to recruit a suitable real starter in all aspects, but the team seemed to be dissatisfied with this candidate all the time. Later, the professional circle was almost hollowed out, and no action was seen.

For this reason, there have been rumors on the forum for a long time. This time, who will be added to the supercar of the rich second-generation boss, but no one expected that this would be the result.

So until early in the morning, the comments on the official blog of the IS team were still growing at a very impressive rate.But amidst the scolding, a comment from team captain Shen Ye quietly appeared, and within 10 minutes, he was picked up in the front row.

——In line with the team leader’s coquettish and coquettish personality, that kind comment quickly became the most popular comment on the official announcement of joining the team: [Our Hua Zong’s gun ♂ is so hot, wait for a dormitory to respond to ♂ The result is decided~]

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, among all the abuse, only Shen Ye's level was full of ridicule [Are you gay now? ], but soon some people noticed that this meant that rumors and flowers were divided into the same dormitory, so another level of doubts quickly came up:

[These two people can also be arranged in the same dormitory?The photo of your team really organizing a group to push the oil fell into the hands of Yaoyan? ]

[Damn it, our Huazong is the flower of our motherland, what about that troll?Why? ]

[Surprised, do you still remember what you said when you hung the b spraying flowers? ]

[Damn, you can shut up brother, I already have a fucking picture of plugging the exhaust pipe]

……

……

The real-time comments were still lively, but at the IS team base, captain Shen Ye lay on the bed and cut out the Weibo screen leisurely, and began to examine a message on the phone from the rich second-generation boss of the team.

——Although the other party is the boss, he is actually several years younger than him. Now that he is studying and managing so many businesses with his father's subordinates, he inevitably has more worries: [Captain Shen, you are forcing me to die] Suggest me to make this decision, are you sure? ]

Shen Ye habitually rubbed his eyes and glanced at his jokes, and quickly gave a short reply, appearing more confident than ever.

——[Brother, if this decision can be fucking wrong, stop playing young models, play me].

The author has something to say:

Finally, I published my second e-sports article in the ice and snow (

Thank you, little angels, woo woo woo

----Little guide for this article----

Attack: Natural powder cut black/essential sticky little wolf dog

Shou: (I think) domineering president/rough and direct/fierce but useless

It's probably the story of the all-powerful troll being gagged and unable to swear anything (?

1. The main e-sports projects involved are PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds (chicken eating), shooting games, and reading will not be affected if you haven’t played the game before. The main story is about love and stories inside and outside the arena. I won’t describe the game itself in too much detail.

2. Although the subject is set as a troll in the game, it is actually more civilized. Don’t worry, because I don’t want to be locked because the character trolls people too roughly (you

None of the characters have prototypes None of the characters have prototypes None of the characters have prototypes

3. There is no need to be too particular about the event time, competition system, game version, etc., usually I set it myself (

4. (If you don’t play games, don’t watch it) Whether the game is divided into tppfpp mode depends on the situation (most of them need points), I hope the little angels who play games will understand OTL;

The operability of shooting games is not complicated, so we can’t completely check and avoid similar operations. Maybe there are basic similar operations with many players and various shooting game works in reality (such as headshots, gun lines, and tactical transfers). Absolutely not intended to be understood;

Eating chicken is not exactly a pure FPS game, but it is classified as a generalized FPS according to the convention

If you are interested after reading it, please collect it~ Thank you in advance

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