camouflage

There is a new hot pot restaurant at the entrance of the alley. The boss is back from other places. There are not many hot pot restaurants in the county.

Qi Xin is a foodie, how can such things as the newly opened hot pot restaurant be missing him, he went on and on, calling out Ji Xi and the others to have a good time.

The hot pot restaurant is quite big, and the decoration is also considered to be fashionable in this place, which attracts many people.

When they arrived, the store was almost full, and the boiling soup base was hot and very tempting.

"This taste is so fucking exciting. I want to eat enough today." Qi Xin strode in with greedy eyes. He had good eyesight and quickly found a place.

The four of Ji Xi followed behind, and Meng Ke also had some expectations: "It should be pretty good, there are many thieves."

"Well, it smells pretty good." Ji Xi nodded, "Is it self-service or a la carte?"

The waiter answered from the side: "Self-service, [-] per person, eat whatever you want."

Ji Xi patted Qi Lei on the shoulder and winked, Qi Lei shook his head.

Liu Yang looked at the two of them: "What charades are you playing?"

Qi Lei: "He wants to get me drunk, but I'm going to the city tomorrow, so I can't drink too much." He looked at a few people, "Aren't you going to have classes tomorrow? You can drink freely."

Ji Xi walked in front and took a seat, Qi Lei sat next to him, Meng Ke and Liu Yang sat in a row, Qi Xin was already eager to try, and muttered: "You guys are so insane, I'm going to starve to death, do you drink alcohol? "

They ordered the red pot and hated the tasteless clear soup.

Liu Yang: "Drink it, I don't have class anyway, so I haven't eaten like this for a long time."

Meng Ke: "Is your house short of rice or salt?"

Liu Yang patted him: "That's right, I just wanted to kill you to replenish blood."

Qi Lei went to get a few bottles of beer, pried them open with a bottle opener, and handed them: "I'll drink this bottle with you today, this time it's mine."

"Yo yo yo, Stone wants to treat you?" Qi Xin booed, "Hey, don't worry, I will definitely not let you go."

A few people talk to each other, there are a lot of buffet dishes, and it is newly opened, and there are also many snacks. Ji Xi didn't have much interest in hot pot at first, but this time he couldn't control it, maybe because of the small county town , The vegetables are not expensive and very fresh, but the meat is relatively small, and there are only a few things in exchange, not to mention seafood, not even crab legs.

"What are you doing in the city?" Ji Xi clinked glasses with Qi Lei, "Is your father back?"

Qi Lei: "There is an idiom conference, I'll go and see the excitement."

Ji Xi shook his head and chuckled: "Your mother gave you birth in the wrong year, you might as well go back to ancient times."

"In ancient times, the stone was a suave and suave literati!" Qi Xin flattered and ate nonsense.

"No," Qi Lei said, "If there is a chance, I will definitely go and have a look. Maybe people in ancient times could write poems and lyrics before me."

He took a sip of wine and said helplessly: "My father came back yesterday. As soon as he came back, he said that I was useless and that I was useless to stay in this small place. No one is looking after the store, and he wants to go out with his wife to see the mountains and swim in the water, so I don’t know what to say.”

"You really plan to stay here forever?" Ji Xi asked.

"How come, what about you?" Qi Lei asked, "You don't really want to stay here, do you? Just put on a show and let it out, don't make fun of your future."

Ji Xi took a sip of his wine and said indifferently, "Is there anything wrong with this? I like it very much."

"You two talk a lot, why don't you eat it quickly, do you want pork belly?" Qi Xin asked while holding a plate.

Ji Xi and Qi Lei looked at each other and smiled: "Yes, another bottle of wine."

Ji Xi squinted at him: "Didn't you say you'd only drink one bottle? That's a slap in the face, Comrade Sanshi."

"Do I still slap my face less often?" Qi Lei didn't care, "I think back then I yelled and never came back, you see I came back obediently, I got used to slapping my face, you should learn from me .”

"Forget it!" Ji Xi said, "I have a precious face, I can't beat you."

"Just be proud." Qi Lei sighed, and wiped the wine that spilled from the corner of his mouth, "I'll wait for the moment when you slap your face, and then I'll set off firecrackers to celebrate."

Ji Xi held his wine glass and didn't speak, his future...fuck it, can't it just be a good life now?

When they came out, it was almost eleven o'clock, Qi Lei swayed behind, his mouth was vague: "Let me tell you, I will definitely invite you next time, this time it was an accident."

It was agreed that he would pay, but at the critical moment, he found that he didn't bring his wallet and his phone was turned off, so Ji Xi paid.

"Shitou, you are so powerful!" Qi Xin gave him a thumbs up, "Come on, tell Brother Xin, did you do it on purpose?"

Qi Lei slapped him on the shoulder, almost slapped Qi Xin to death, pointed at Qi Xin and said: "What are you talking about, is my brother Lei like this? Next time I will treat you to eat, I will eat you to death."

Ji Xi looked at the time, and said to Qi Lei: "I won't go to your store today, your father's temper doesn't want to be taught, please send him back, Xi Xin." Pointing to Meng Ke, "You two are going to What are you doing?"

Both Meng Ke and Liu Yang were a little over the top, their faces were flushed, but they were not drunk.Meng Ke asked slightly drunk: "What do you want to do, we will accompany you."

Ji Xi looked at them looking like they were about to fall down, shook his head and said in disgust: "If you still want to accompany me like this, forget it, you can go in pairs, I will go alone by myself."

He looked to the left, then to the right, chose the left, and walked into the alley, Qi Xin dragged Qi Lei to follow behind.

Meng Ke and Liu Yang waved to them and walked in opposite directions.

At the intersection, he waved to Qi Xin and his wife, and left alone, too lazy to talk.

Qi Xin took Qi Lei to the house, Qi Lei was very drunk, and he was still muttering: "This time... it doesn't count, next time... I will definitely invite you next time."

Qi Xin: "All right, all right, please, I won't fight with you, can you go well, a big man, why is he so poor at drinking?"

Ji Xi wandered around the alley for a long time, and saw an Internet cafe in a corner, with bright lights and music, didn't this neighbor complain?

The name is also weird, it's called Jiaojiaojia, it's so fucking weird!

He slowly stepped up the concrete ladder, put his hands in his trouser pockets, the glass door was tightly closed, he pushed it open with his knee, and there was a lot of noise from inside.

There was no one at the counter, so he looked around, and saw a group of primary school students forming a circle inside, yelling awesome, this move is amazing... He sneered, knocked on the table, and no one came to answer him for a long time Him, he walked over with a bit of despondency, to see how powerful that powerful person is.

Most of the people in the Internet cafe were surrounded by that person, and Ji Xi could only see one hand jumping on the keyboard, very flexible, as if dancing.

On the desktop, the two sides are in a team battle, all kinds of big skills are released, and the screen is full of bright colors. The two sides should have reached the final decisive battle. The system keeps prompting DoubleKill, TripleKill, QuadraKill, and PentaKill.

Finally, legendary.

The MVP of the audience, Ji Xi applauded him from the bottom of his heart, this skill, this position, really awesome!

Galen is as proficient as he uses his own fingers. Ji Xi doesn't have such skills. He plays games for fun, and he hasn't practiced his skills much. This person is really amazing!

After successfully gaining one star, Shu Xia put down the mouse, tapped on the table, hummed his nose, and after the elementary school student at the side gave him ten yuan, he got up and moved out of the way.

As soon as he turned around, he saw Ji Xi. The two looked at each other for a few moments, and then moved away tacitly. Shu Xia squeezed out and walked towards the table, putting on a smiling face: "Bao Ye or?"

Ji Xi was taken aback, Shu Xia turned to look at him, and asked again: "Are you staying overnight or just playing for a few hours?"

He came back to his senses and touched his nose: "Let's pay for the night, how much is it?"

"Thirty." Shu Xia asked again, "Are there any position requirements?"

Ji Xi said, "No, anywhere is fine."

Shu Xia looked at the vacant machines and chose a seat by the window for him.

"Number Ten, all right."

Ji Xi leaned on the table, thought for a long time, and then asked: "Aren't you... I want to ask you a top student, why do you still come to play games, and you are still here..."

He pointed at the audience, but couldn't find a suitable word. Shu Xia helped him and said, "Is it a little unexpected? But there is no conflict between being a top student and being in an Internet cafe. Whoever stipulates that a top student can't come to an Internet cafe."

Ji Xi had nothing to say, he was just a little surprised, and glanced at Shu Xia: "You...you played the game well."

Thinking of him collecting money, he asked again: "You can't be a power leveling, are you? Is it the kind that just gives money to help others?"

Shu Xia nodded: "Yes, one star for ten yuan. Why, do you need it?"

Ji Xi shook his head, "No. [-], is there any Coke?"

Shu Xia brought him a bottle and put it on the table, "Five yuan."

Ji Xi took out his wallet and gave it to Zhang Fifty. Seeing that Shu Xia was looking for change, he casually asked, "Is this your store?"

"I'm working here, here, 15 yuan, count it, right?"

Ji Xi looked at a five-yuan bill and ten one-dollar bills on the table, feeling a little headache, "Isn't it rounded up? I don't know much about these..."

"Look." Ji Xi followed his hand to look, "Almost all elementary school students here, the pocket money they give at home does not exceed five yuan, which is all saved by them, except for your [-], the largest The denomination is five yuan."

Ji Xi raised his forehead, "Give me some melon seeds and a bottle of Coke, are these enough?"

Shu Xia took away 14 yuan, leaving one dollar, a pack of fragrant melon seeds and a bottle of Coke.

Ji Xi took the one dollar in his hand and asked, "What can one dollar buy?"

"Go out and turn left, there is a canteen, you can buy two packs of spicy strips, or a ham sausage, or you can buy an arrow."

"Bright Arrow? What is it?"

"Green Arrow's younger brother."

"..."

Shu Xia took his one dollar, took a piece of chewing gum from her bag and handed it to him, "This, the real Green Arrow."

Ji Xi: "You cheat! Two yuan five five pieces, you charge me one yuan a piece, you really know how to do business!"

"Okay, here." He took out another piece and handed it over.

Ji Xi took it away with satisfaction, and took two bottles of Coke, a pack of melon seeds, and two pieces of green arrows to No. [-].

The seat is good, next to the window, you can open a small opening for ventilation.There are too many elementary school students in the Internet cafe, and they love to eat snacks, and the smell is very unpleasant. Ji Xi turned on the host, opened the window a little, twisted the Coke and took a sip.

The fuzzy cells in my brain were washed away by the stimulating cola, and I was instantly sober.

When Ji Xi logged into his account, he was flooded with messages, all of which were game invitations and chats, and he deleted them one by one.

Seeing the familiar ID——I'm the Mama you can't afford to mess with, I sent him a lot of messages, Ji Xi took out the phone, only to find out that it was out of battery and turned off.

Ji Xi went back and asked, "Is there a data cable? The phone is out of battery."

Shu Xia rummaged through the drawer: "What mobile phone do you have?"

Ji Xi: "Apple, is there a cable?"

"Yes." Shu Xia pulled out a dark data cable and handed it to him.

"Thanks."

Ji Xi charged the phone, and then typed in the dialog box: Girl, what's the matter, miss me?

There was a quick reply, and Ji Xi seriously doubted whether he was specially watching him go online: Baba, where have you been, why didn't you answer my call, why didn't you reply to my message, why did you ignore me, do you have a dog outside? up?

A bunch of why, Ji Xi typed a word: get lost.

I'm the bully you can't afford to mess with: Let's have a game?

I'm the Mama you can't afford to mess with: one round is not enough, at least five rounds.

I'm the bully you can't afford to mess with: OK, five rounds will be five rounds.

I'm the bully you can't afford to mess with: I'll bring someone together.

I'm the Mama you can't afford to offend: Who is it?Baba, you really have a dog~ [crying/gif]

Ji Xi swayed to the edge of the table and knocked on the table: "Hey, do you know how to play and eat chicken?"

Shu Xia looked up at him: "Not very familiar."

Ji Xi: "It's okay, just play around, not the formal one."

Shu Xia was about to go back to him, when she saw someone coming in, she immediately stood up and greeted him with a smile: "Bao Ye or?"

Ji Xi had the illusion of being in a romantic shop.

"Two hours, how much?"

Shu Xia: "Okay, six yuan." He nodded on the switchboard, "NO.13."

Taking the change, Shu Xia said to Ji Xi: "Why don't you go and play first, I'm a little bit stuck right now."

Ji Xi nodded: "Okay."

It's the peak season for night bookings, and more and more people are changing venues. Shu Xia is busy registering, collecting money, and selling things...

Ji Xi returned to his seat, and the desktop was full of messages from the other party:

——Baba, say, what's the dog's name?

——Ba Ba, reply.

—— Bully, be reasonable~

——Ba Ba, who is it, please reply~

——Baba, I'm dead, I have something to pay for!

——Baba, [crying/gif]

Ji Xi rolled his eyes and replied: Are you still alive?

I'm the Mama you can't afford to mess with: You still have one breath left, Baba, please tell others, who is that dog?Who occupied Baba's heart, leaving poor me to face the cold wind and grieve alone in the dark night?

I'm the bully you can't afford to mess with: Let's play a game first.

He thought to himself, what kind of dog is a dog? What kind of dog is Shu Xia? , Come again next time!

I'm the Mama you can't afford to mess with: What's going on?

I'm the bully you can't afford to mess with: I'm busy, let's go first.

I'm the Mama you can't afford to mess with: Come on, Baba, you have to cover me!

I'm the Mama you can't afford to mess with: Baba, I'll bring a few people together.

I'm the bully you can't afford to mess with: whatever.

Ji Xi put on the earphones, turned on the sound, and clicked on the link sent by Tang Jing. Several familiar IDs were all playing together, and the relationship was neither good nor bad. Ji Xi didn't have many friends, and Tang Jing was one.

I used to be in a school, and I usually played games when I had nothing to do.

Stir-Fried Beef with Celery: Husband and wife stalls are here~

Stewed Pork Ribs with Radish: Sahua~Sahua~

I'm the bully you can't afford to mess with: father and daughter.

I'm the Mama you can't afford to mess with: Baba, where are you~

Stir-fried beef with celery: Uh~~ I really know how to play~

Radish Stewed Pork Ribs: Not suitable for children, automatically blocked.

I'm the Mama you can't afford to mess with: Bully, someone bullied me.

I'm the bully you can't afford to mess with: Get lost.

They jumped to the airport, and someone had already arrived first, and they had no intention of winning or losing, they walked slowly, and occasionally sat down to rest.

Stir-Fried Beef with Celery: Today we are competing to see who can survive to the end.

I'm the Mama you can't afford to mess with: I'm good at this.

Radish Stewed Pork Ribs: Reconsideration.

I'm the bully you can't afford to mess with: OK, let me see if you can reach a new level.

After they decided, they each picked up a gun and hid in the grass, competing for endurance.

Ji Xi chats with Tang Jing, and enters: How are you doing?

I'm the Mama you can't afford to offend: What else can I do, it must be miserable!My mother enrolled me in a math tutoring class.

Ji Xi: Serve it right!Who told you not to study hard.

I'm the Mama you can't afford to mess with: Baba, why are you so cruel!

Ji Xi: Change positions, someone is here.

After typing, Ji Xi manipulated the mouse and keyboard to move away a little, without anyone noticing.

Continue typing: My parents and the others...

Before he finished typing, he saw Tang Jing's blood bar turned red, and Ji Xi quickly pulled him up to replenish the blood, saving his life.

Moving to the safe area, Ji Xi opened the dialog box, deleted the first few words, and entered: Are you fucking blind or deaf?

I'm the Mama you can't afford to offend: Thank Ba Ba for saving his life.

Stewed pork ribs with radish: Hey, hey, I can't do it!Do some people's faces hurt?I can hear the crackling, haha~~

Stir-fried beef with celery: Recording this historical moment, the husband-and-wife team once again staged a hero-saving drama.

The safe zone shrunk. Ji Xi opened the small map to check. They landed at the radar station. I don’t know why there are so many people. Ji Xi typed: Go to the rear hangar.

In terms of dog, he can go so far as to doubt life.

There was no one in the hangar at the back, so Ji Xi found a seat to sit at random, and the three of them also came over to sit next to each other.

If there is wine, there is a feeling of talking about wine.

Ji Xi glanced sideways at Shu Xia, who didn't know what he was doing, and lowered his head. The glasses might be too big, and they would slip down after a while.

Ji Xi squeezed his fingers, fearing that he might not be able to control it and touch him.

When I turned around, I found that he was actually dead!

What the hell!

Tang Jing sent a message: Baba, what's going on? !

Stewed Pork Ribs with Radish: OMG, OMG, OMG!

Stir-Fried Beef with Celery: Recording this historical moment, classmate Ji Xi died online, the relationship between husband and wife is fake, and the disaster is imminent. Is this the loss of morality, or the annihilation of human nature?

Ji Xi took off the earphones, took a sip of Coke, opened the melon seeds and ate two, and lost interest.

He stood up and walked towards Shu Xia. Seeing that Shu Xia was buried in writing, he lowered his head to look, tsk, tsk, tsk, a top student is a top student, and he actually does his homework in an Internet cafe, amazing!

"Student Shu Xia." Ji Xi knocked on the table, "Xueba, what homework are you doing?"

"It's not homework, it's a review." Shu Xia pushed her eyes.

Only then did Ji Xi remember that he seemed to be writing a review too, so he coughed lightly: "Well, classmate Shu Xia, please discuss it and write a copy for me!"

Shu Xia had a cold face: "No way!"

Ji Xi: "Tsk, don't be like this, how about giving you money, 100 yuan a copy?"

Shu Xia: "Okay, how many words do I need to write?"

Ji Xi was stunned, and said, "Not much, not much, just two or three hundred words." His word count for self-criticism has always been fixed, no matter what the school requires, he only writes two or three hundred words.

"Okay, wait for me for 10 minutes." Shu Xia said.

Feel cheated!

Ji Xi pointed at Shu Xia, a little angrily: "I said you...you are too shameless, how can you be so spineless?"

Shu Xia: "..."

Ji Xi: "You just say you, a dignified academic master, how can you do such a wicked thing?"

Seeing him burying his head in writing, Ji Xi tapped on the countertop, "Xueba? Xueba, reply!"

Ji Xi: "Oh, I said you are enough! Can you stop being so realistic?"

Shu Xia threw up a piece of paper: "Okay, three hundred characters, 100 yuan." He stretched out his hand, "Give me the money!"

Ji Xi: "Tsk tsk tsk, the world is getting worse!"

Taking out his wallet, he took out a red card and slapped it on the table, "No, I have to check first, what if you trick me."

He picked up the paper, looked at Xingkai in the dim light, tsk, this word is really beautiful!

Dear teacher, dear students: I am XX from class two and three in high school...

He pointed to the two XX: "Why don't you write my name?"

Shu Xia frowned: "It's good that you know your own name, why write it down?"

Ji Xi nodded, that's true.

When I made a mistake this time, I thought about a lot of things, reflected on a lot of things, and I regretted it. I was very angry that I violated the iron law of the school. I also deeply realized the seriousness of the mistakes I made. feel ashamed.

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I will use this violation of discipline as a mirror to always check myself, criticize and educate myself, and consciously accept supervision.I want to be vigilant when I am ashamed, forge ahead when I am ashamed, make amends when I am ashamed, turn shame into motivation, and study hard.

Reviewer: XX

Ji Xi threw the paper on the table, chuckled lightly: "This is too fake!"

Still study hard, it's fucking bullshit!

Shu Xia: "You're not serious either, are you still afraid of this fake?"

What the hell!

This classmate Shu Xia speaks with thorns!

"Okay." Ji Xi folded the self-criticism and put it in his pocket, "Have you finished your work? Play a round?"

Shu Xia put the money into her pocket: "I'm not very good at playing, so don't drag you back."

"Tsk." Ji Xi gritted his teeth, "Okay, then play LOL, I think your skills are amazing."

Shu Xia nodded, just in time to help Liu Qiang score.

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