camouflage

Shu Xia's barbecue job was taken over by Ji Xi.

He was going to eat some snacks, and Ji Xi followed.

A glass of water followed suit.

He could see it, and Ji Xi wanted to follow him around.

"I'm going to the toilet, you want to follow?" Shu Xia looked at Ji Xi helplessly.

"I'll go too." Ji Xi walked in front of him, and Shu Xia followed, walking towards the dark place.

"Brother Xi, why are you going?" Qi Xin shouted from behind.

"Solve one of the three emergencies." Ji Xi waved his hand and said.

"Pfft...Are you really in a hurry or follow me?" Shu Xia asked him with a smile, she could still understand after following him once or twice, it was strange no matter how she followed her.

"Follow you." Ji Xi put his shoulders on his shoulders, leaned close to his ear and said, "In case you make me a rival in love."

"Pfft, what are you doing?" Shu Xia slapped him, "Where did I recruit you a rival in love? You still say me, you are not the same, recruit me a rival in love! There is more than one."

"Really?" Ji Xi enjoyed it quite a bit, and said proudly, "It's normal for my charm to attract rivals. If you don't take a fancy to me, I'll be hooked away in minutes."

"Tch, it sounds like no one wants me." Shu Xia said.

Ji Xi paused, turned around to look at Shu Xia, pulled him into his arms, and said in a low voice: "Shu Xia, you are the treasure I discovered, you cannot be snatched away by others, and you must not even have the desire to covet you."

"What's wrong with you?" Shu Xia asked suspiciously, patted his back to comfort him.

"Emphasis on sovereignty." Ji Xi took a deep breath and rubbed Shu Xia's neck.

Shu Xia tilted her head and kissed his ear, "I'll make a mark too."

When he came back, Ji Xi had returned to normal, and Shu Xia couldn't see any other expressions on his face.

"Brother Xi, Brother Xia, come and play cards!" They started shouting as soon as they walked into Qixin, whining like a sparrow that was full of energy and drank chicken blood.

"How to beat?" Liu Yang left the two brats behind and ran over.

"Doudizhu, thirteen cards, fried golden flowers, choose whatever you want!" Qi Xin took out the poker and placed it on the shrinking table.

"Thirteen cards, this one is better." Meng Ke said, Doudizhu and Zajinhua are too tricky, and you have to lose hundreds of dollars in a while.

"How to fight?" Ji Xi didn't quite understand.

"Let's play one, two, five, small, I'm poor these days!" Qi Xin said, "They said that I'm an adult and shouldn't have New Year's money. How good it was to give birth to me."

"What is one two five?" Ji Xi asked.

"San Shi, you explain, I'm afraid Brother Xi won't understand what I said." Qi Xin pointed at Qi Lei.

"Then your mouth and head are good-looking?" Meng Ke hit him.

"No, the mouth is for eating, and the head is for distinguishing food." Qi Xin stuffed a candy and threw another to Meng Ke.

"One means that there is only one remaining card and no money is left. If there is more than one card, one dollar will be paid. If there are more than five cards, there will be more than ten cards and three dollars. Two means that there will be four cards that are the same, commonly known as bombs. It can instantly kill all cards below four, the size is in order, and a bomb costs two yuan. Five means that one card is not played, five yuan." Qi Lei explained, and took two sips of tea by the way.

"Oh, I don't understand, let's hit it first, and you'll know how to hit it once." Ji Xi was confused, and glanced at Shu Xia, "Do you understand?"

"I will fight." Shu Xia said.

"Oh, you all know how to fight?" Ji Xi asked.

"Well, of course." The answer was unanimous.

"Are you trying to trick me?" Ji Xi said with a smile, "The last one who played cards with me is now my daughter. If you lose, do you have to pay for it?"

"Didn't they all lose money? What else?" Meng Ke seemed to foresee his end.

"What's the point of that? It's not worth a few dollars for me to win once." Ji Xi shook his head, not planning to let them go.

A bunch of scumbags who wanted to trap him alone.

"Xueba, which camp do you belong to?" Ji Xi asked Shu Xia with his head turned.

"I won't participate." Shu Xia said.

"Hey, that's not right. Of the six of us, two of us can't fight. Who doesn't fight?" Qi Xin asked, "Raise your hand if you don't fight."

Shu Xia raised it.

"Actually, if you find someone, you can set up a table to fight the landlord again." Liu Yang said.

"That's right, fuck it, Liu Yang, your brain has opened up!" Qi Xin slapped him, quite relieved.

"Hey, beauties, are you playing cards? Three are missing and one is missing." He yelled.

Xing Yi and the others were eating, various snacks, and gossip by the way, the two children sat obediently and waited to be fed.

"I'm coming!" Xing Yi roared, grabbed two handfuls of nuts, melon seeds and peanuts and ran over.

"Sister-in-law, do you want to fight? There are exactly three people." Qi Xin shouted.

Everyone was stunned, who is the sister-in-law?

"San Jin, you talk a lot!" Qi Lei said.

Everyone realized that they were calling Lin Qianqian.

"No need, just call!" Lin Qianqian replied.

"Well, who wants to play Landlords?" Qi Xin asked, "Some raise their hands!"

"You idiot!" Meng Ke said.

Shu Xia and Liu Yang, who raised their hands, looked in embarrassment, should they put their hands down or put them down?

"I'll play with you." Ji Xi said to Shu Xia, if he didn't watch him for a moment, he would have to make trouble.

"Tsk, you guys are really troublesome. With palms and backs, the first winners will form four players to play thirteen cards, and the rest will fight the Landlord." Liu Yang said, who is very familiar with this entertainment.

Everyone has no opinion, except Ji Xi.

"Come, come, let's see who is the first." Xing Yi rolled up his sleeves, so aggressive that he thought he was going to fight.

"The palm of the hand and the back of the hand, one, two, three." After the slogan was shouted, no one won.

"Come again, one, two, three." Still no one wins.

"Let's do it again!" Qi Xin yelled embarrassingly, "One, two, three!"

Nobody wins.

"Fuck! Let's do it again!"

Still no one wins.

"..."

"Well, Liu Yang, what the hell are you thinking, we won't be able to tell the difference overnight."

"No, isn't Brother Xi going to play with Shu Xia? I also play Fight the Landlord, why do we have to row?" Liu Yang asked.

"Damn it, you didn't fucking say it earlier, no, it was you who suggested it, damn it, who is to blame!" Qi Xin held him down and hit him.

"Stop fighting, let's paddle and play with them, I'm afraid I'll lose everything today, and I have to keep my underpants here." Liu Yang pushed Qi Xin away.

"Damn it!" Qi Xin slapped him across the face.

"Well, I think you two have to separate, otherwise we will never be able to tell the winner." Xing Yi pointed at Ji Xi and Shu Xia.

"Fuck, people are sitting on the bench, and the pot is coming from the sky." Ji Xi looked at her, "What's wrong with us, are we still in the way of the outcome? What are you doing?"

"The two of you always look the same, and you have a tacit understanding than a couple, isn't that a hindrance?" Xing Yi pointed at them.

"Fuck, okay, I quit, you draw, if you can't win or lose, beat you to death!" Ji Xi said with a smile, and he didn't care about the phrase "more understanding than a couple".

Xing Yi: "Okay, palms and backs, one two three!"

Shu Xia won!

"Look, I'll just say it's your problem, and you still don't believe me, detective Sherlock Holmes Xing Yi." Xing Yi pointed at the two of them and laughed non-stop.

"Okay, you're right." Ji Xi gritted his teeth and looked at her. He will be assigned to a group later, and he won't believe Ji unless he tortures her to death.

"Come on, one, two, three!" Xing Yi smiled awkwardly as he watched the situation where there was no winner.

A few girls were teased to watch the excitement, Xing Yi shrugged his hair in embarrassment.

"Let's do it again."

No win or lose.

"..."

"Ji Xi, are you poisonous?" Xing Yi asked, strangely.

"Don't blame me!" Ji Xi said dissatisfiedly, "I won't row, you guys come on your own, I'm in the same group as Shu Xia."

"Okay, let's come." Xing Yi commanded.

In the first round, Qi Lei won.

In the second round, Xing Yi won.

"Look, I'll say you're poisonous!" Xing Yi said with a smile.

Ji Xi didn't refute, since he already knew that he was poisonous, but he didn't realize that they were in the same group, just wait to be abused!Love rival!

Qi Xin, Liu Yang, and Meng Ke form the Fighting Landlords team.

"Come, come, are you ready?" Xing Yi took the card, occupied the leeward seat, and pointed at Ji Xi, "Sit opposite me, I'm afraid you'll infect me if you get too close."

"Fuck! If it weren't for the fact that you are a girl, you would have to lie down here tonight." Ji Xi still sat opposite her.

Shu Xia sat on his left.

A few girls ran to the oven, it was too cold this day!

The ghost knows why he came to this barren mountain to watch some boys play cards.

"Let's make some barbecue! They can have two bites when they get hungry later." Lin Qianqian said.

"Sister Qianqian, you baked it for your boyfriend, stop making excuses." Chen Xinyu teased her.

"Little girl, why aren't you so shy?" Lin Qian said with a smile.

"Can shyness be eaten?" Chen Xinyu sighed, "I am so thick-skinned, he doesn't take me seriously, no matter how shy I am, I don't even have a chance to talk."

"Who is it?" Lin Qianqian looked around and guessed, "Shu Xia?"

"Well, our classmate, he has no impression of me, I'm so mad!" Chen Xinyu's face was almost wrinkled.

"Xin Yu, you are still a student, let's talk about this kind of thing later!" Lin Qian persuaded with a smile.

"You, don't think about it, you are not his type!" Qiu Meng patted her on the back to comfort her.

"You think you are Ji Xi's dish?" Chen Xinyu yelled at her.

"You two should study hard! If you read more, you will think about it." Lin Qianqian said.

……

Ji Xi doesn't know how to play, the first two games are all for learning experience, the loss is not too bad, he just gave away ten yuan.

Poker is not dealt one by one in turns, but several cards by each person, so bombs are everywhere, and he counts how much he will spend after a round.

Shu Xia was lucky, he won two games in a row, and most of Ji Xi's money went into his pocket.

The third one starts.

"I think I should go to Fight the Landlords, it's so unfulfilling!" Xing Yi held up the cards and mumbled, "Look at how harmonious Qi Xin and the others are, and look at us, tsk tsk, what a fiasco!"

"If you don't rush your last hand, you won't lose so badly!" Qi Lei said, the last hand of Xing Yi was better, and after holding four sevens, he hurriedly lured the other people to bomb him, but was caught by Ji. Xi four nines, Shu Xia's four A's left nothing left.

In the end, only Shu Xia survived.

"I'm saving you, okay, if we all bomb you, you'll lose!" Xing Yi said angrily.

"Thank you." Qi Lei said.

Fuck!

With a breath stuck in his throat, Xing Yi looked at the cards in his hand, feeling tight in his chest and short of breath, this was unlucky luck.

"I think you and I are destined to clash, so how could it not go your way?" With this shit-like card, how could she show off her glory?

"Heh, I'm already sitting across from you, can you still blame me?" Ji Xi looked at the cards in his hand, four aces, four 8s, this is the rhythm to win!

"Damn, you two are partners, right?" Meng Ke pointed at the two, so angry that he wanted to beat them up.

"You are a landlord, we are not a partner, should we partner with you?" Qi Xin knocked on the table, "Hurry up and play the cards!"

"You wait, I won't believe Meng if I can't take care of you." Meng Ke gritted his teeth, "If I had known, I would have played thirteen cards. Look at them, and then look at me, a fiasco!"

"Tch, wherever your luck goes, you are always the unlucky one." Qi Xin said.

"I won't play anymore, it's boring to watch them play!" Liu Yang threw the cards on the table, not interested.

Meng Ke felt that he had a good card every time, but he couldn't do them both after robbing the landlord, and he had to complain in the end.

"Well, I also find it boring. Ah Ke loses every time, and I have no sense of accomplishment." Qi Xin said.

"Fuck, it's not what I want to play with." Meng Ke stood up and went to Ji Xi's table.

Ji Xi's luck improved.

Relying on having a big name, she made a series of tricks if she didn't come. Shu Xia suppressed him, and he was so angry that he looked at others and "I'll teach you a lesson when I get back". When it was Xing Yi's turn, she was cruel and made four Three, Qi Lei's four sixes, Ji Xi's four eights, and Shu Xia's four Ks.

Fuck!

"Xueba, this time you are screwed." Ji Xi looked at him, threw down four aces, and the cards were over.

End.

"Come, come, bring the money back to Lao Tzu." Ji Xi clapped his hands, only to whistle.

Xing Yi and Qi Lei were the worst, they only dealt four cards, and Shu Xia was the second worst.

A total of 11 yuan was recovered.

"I'll go, Brother Xi, you're so lucky!" Qi Xin gave a thumbs up.

"Tch, come again, where are you going?" Ji Xi, addicted to cigarettes, winked at Liu Yang, "Do you have any cigarettes?"

"Yes." Liu Yang took out a pack and threw it to him. Ji Xi took one and held it in his mouth without lighting it.

He rarely smokes now, but he suddenly remembered it today.

Shu Xia took a look at him, there was nothing strange about it, it was just ruffian, like a fool in a chess and card room.

"Come or not?" Ji Xi pushed the cigarette to Shu Xia.

"No." Shu Xia shook her head, stood up and looked at Meng Ke: "Come and play, I don't want to play anymore."

"What's wrong?" Ji Xi spit out the cigarette and looked at him, angry?

"No, it's a bit cold, I'm going to warm up by the fire." Shu Xia pointed to the oven.

"Oh." Ji Xi glanced at the girls, as well as that eye-catching Chen Xinyu, and he followed Shu Xia as soon as he left the table, anyone with a discerning eye could see the strangeness.

"Come on, Meng Ke, I will slaughter you today!" Ji Xi shuffled the cards, and looked at Shu Xia's figure from the corner of his eye while dealing the cards.

"Why kill me? I was killed just now, and now you are here?" Meng Ke sat in Shu Xia's position, a little regretful.

"I didn't kill it, so what's none of my business?" Ji Xi said.

"Fuck! Wait, I don't believe Meng if you don't torture him to death." Meng Ke said while looking at the cards.

Shu Xia saw a few girls there, so she didn't dare to go there, she just went to the snack area to get a few small breads to eat, and he only ate two bites when they were so baked just now.

Two little kids are playing with peanuts.

Shu Xia looked at it twice, and couldn't help but remove a little bit of Qi Xin's prayer, "The word is wrong, it's a little too much."

The two little kids looked at him, aggrieved, "What are you doing?"

Shu Xia sat on the stool and looked at the two of them, unable to squat down, pointed to the praying character on the ground and said again, "You spelled the word wrong, there is an extra dot."

"You're talking nonsense, that's how our teacher taught it." The kid with shorter hair looked at him unconvinced, and emphasized again, "That's how our teacher wrote it."

"Your teacher taught it wrong." Shu Xia turned on the phone, entered prayer characters, and showed them the screen, "Look, it's written like this."

"It's a lie. The teacher said that playing with mobile phones is a child who is not good at learning. Are you good at studying?" asked the child with longer hair.

"It's okay." If there are others, you can't say that you are the No. 1 student, how naive.

"Better than you," he added.

"My brother is so thick-skinned!" said the short-haired man, "I am No.5 in our class."

"Then who is your No.1? Why didn't you get No.1?" Shu Xia asked.

"No.1 is a star, I can't get No.1 in the exam." The short-haired man said.

"Star?" Shu Xia chuckled twice, "Who's child got this name. Then why didn't you get No.1 in the exam?"

"Because the star is No.1." The short-haired man said angrily.

"You still didn't tell me why you didn't get No.1 in the exam." Shu Xia said.

"You are so annoying!" the short-haired man said, "It is said that the star has passed the No. 1 exam."

"You mean that if a star gets No.1 in the test, you can't get the first place, right?" Shu Xia tried to understand their brain circuits.

"Yes." The short-haired man said.

"But there is not only one No.1, you can also take the first place!" Shu Xia said.

"No.1 is No.1, how come there are so many?" Changfa didn't show any words, looking at what reason Shu Xia could come up with.

"Then if you all get 1 points in the test and get the best score, who is No.[-]?" Shu Xia turned the phone.

"Brother, you are unrealistic, how can I score [-]% in the test." The short-haired man said.

"That's right, it's impossible for me to score [-]% in the test." The long-haired man also said.

fuck!

"Let's play!" Shu Xia waved her hand, unable to communicate with them.

"Brother, why don't you play with us, spelling is fun." The short-haired man said.

"No." He didn't play such a childish game.

As soon as he stood up, he saw Chen Xinyu approaching, and immediately sat down and said, "What word do you want to spell?"

"I don't know Xin, it's too difficult!" said the short-haired man.

"You were brought by Qi Xin?" Shu Xia took a handful of peanuts and sat on a stool bent over to accompany them spelling, watching Chen Xinyu walk in from the corner of her eye.

"Well, Uncle Qi Xin brought me to play." The short-haired man said.

Fuck!uncle?The impact is a bit big.

"Oh, what grade are you in?" Shu Xia asked.

The short-haired man stretched out three fingers, "Third grade. Where's brother?"

"Brother is a sophomore in high school, grade 11." Chen Xinyu mentioned him and answered, squatting down to talk to Shu Xia, "You're pretty good at getting along with children."

"Uh uh, it's okay." Shu Xia moved.

"You haven't told me your phone number yet? I can make an appointment with you in the future." Chen Xinyu said.

"Uh, that, I don't come out to play often." Shu Xia buried her head and spelled out the word Xin.

"Shu Xia!" Ji Xi shouted.

"Hey!" Shu Xia responded immediately.

"Let's skewer pork belly," he said.

"Oh, okay, right away!" He immediately stood up and clapped his hands, "Well, I'll go there first."

Before Chen Xinyu finished speaking, he left by himself.

"Fuck, Brother Xi, is Shu Xia your nanny?" Qi Xin couldn't help complaining.

"It's not a nanny, but a parent." Ji Xi glanced at him, "One two, do you want it? If you don't, you're all finished."

"Hand over the money!" Ji Xi knocked on the table, winning another eight yuan this time.

"Fuck, Ji Xi, you really don't know how to lie or lie?" Qi Lei paid three yuan in WeChat and transferred it to Ji Xi.

They don't have enough change, so they can only rely on WeChat to play.

"I learned it on the spot, why don't you accept it?" Ji Xi ordered the payment, pointed to Meng Ke and the others, "Be quicker."

"Fuck, did I eat shit today? Why is my luck so bad?" Meng Ke turned the money over and pointed at Qi Xin, "Are you coming?"

"Where are you? I'm miserable! I finally won, and I didn't have a dime." Xing Yi said.

"If you don't come, you can't beat Brother Xi, is Liu Yang coming?" Qi Xin asked.

"Come on, I'm lucky today, I picked up five yuan when I went out!" Liu Yang took Meng Ke's place.

"Ji Xi, why don't you change your position? Don't be opposite me, blocking my fortune!" Xing Yi said.

"Get out! I'm unlucky and don't know how to fight, so blame me." Ji Xi sat still and didn't move.

……