my cp turned out to be

You Fang went to Huang Zekai's place for Jojo and Lin Xi, and finally sent them an umbrella.

"Revenge, this is definitely Hongguoguo's revenge!" Lin Xi took the umbrella out of the box and twirled it in his hand to observe: "Where is the goblin?"

"Open it and have a look." Jojo suggested, taking the umbrella and opening it.The moment I opened it, a burst of fast-paced words came out: "Oh, you're suffocating me, why is this person so bad? Before I finished speaking, I was stopped again! Where is that guy who said I'm stupid?" Where is it? Come out quickly and see if I...!"

"Snap!" Jojo put away the umbrella expressionlessly, and said to Lin Xi, "Well, the big-eyed Twolegs really is taking revenge on us."

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I already know that there are spirits on the umbrella, so it would be unkind to close it.Lin Xi decided to go back to the villa by the water with an umbrella. Jojo still has a role to play, so he can only stay at his post.

Back in the villa, Lin Xi took two deep breaths, opened the umbrella again, and said before the spirits on the umbrella started to make noise, "I'll ask you a question, or you won't talk about it!"

"Hey, can you talk to me too?" The green girl on the goose-yellow paper umbrella suddenly showed joy, and it could be seen that Lin Xi's complexion was not good, so she had to aggrieve and straighten her sleeves: "Okay, okay, I won't talk anymore .”

"Well, the first question," Lin Xi cleared her throat, "do you have a name?"

"Yes, my name is Xiaosan~" the green girl happily replied, pacing back and forth on the umbrella.

"Then Xiaosan, may I ask if you are... er, what?"

"I am this umbrella!" Xiaosan pointed to her nose and said.

"So it's an umbrella spirit... Isn't it similar to Guan Erye? It's all made of utensils, but she seems to know that she is an umbrella..." Lin Xi thought to himself, "Since you are an umbrella, how can you talk? How long have you been like this?"

"I don't know how long I've been like this~ I've been able to talk since I was made good. The one who is me is a kind-hearted little brother," Xiaosan once again knew everything, "When I opened my eyes, I I saw him take the pen away from my face and muttered, 'It's done, this is my first umbrella!' Then I was shown to a fierce old man, who nodded , the little brother happily put me away. When I woke up again, I was placed in a shop and watched the young brother make umbrellas... He made many, many umbrellas, some of which were bigger than I was still pretty, so he put them next to me, and finally couldn't fit them, so I was put away~ When I opened my eyes again, I saw another young brother, he seemed to want to take me away, I came to the door several times to ask an old man who looked familiar. The old man was finally moved, and I was put away by the new young brother. I don’t know how long I was pushed away, and a fat man called me stupid! I was pushed away again , I met a beautiful little brother who could hear me, he..."

"Stop! Stop!" Lin Xi frowned and waved her hand, interrupting Xiao Shan's words.He summed up the information of the above conversation: "Simply put, the first time you woke up, you were just made; the second time you woke up, you put it in the store for sale; the third time you woke up, you were photographed by Huang Zekai; I don’t know who the fat man I met when I woke up for the fourth time; I saw You Fang when I woke up for the fifth time... Every time you are stretched, you will wake up, and once you are put away, you will fall into a deep sleep?"

"Well, it should be like this." Xiaosan nodded and turned around on the umbrella surface.

"Understood." Lin Xi nodded and asked again: "Then what help do you need?"

"Well, I hope someone can do me a little favor~" Xiaosan showed a very expectant expression, covering his mouth with the round fan in his hand, only showing a pair of beautiful eyes: "I hope it can be used to block the rain when it rains." rain."

"...And then?" Lin Xi waited for a long time, and seeing that Xiaosan didn't follow up, she immediately expressed surprise: "That's it, no more?"

"No more, this is my dream!" Xiaosan said proudly.

Lin Xi couldn't help laughing: "This is also a dream..."

"Why, what's wrong?" Xiaosan said seriously: "The function of an umbrella is to keep out the rain. I just hope to do what I can do... Is there a difference between big and small dreams?"

Lin Xi was a little embarrassed by the little umbrella's tough attitude, and quickly shook his head: "No, that's not what I meant." He looked at the umbrella in his hand and thought: As an umbrella, it has never been used to keep out the rain. Perhaps it is also a kind of sadness that talents are thrown away and heroes are useless?Dreams are different from person to person, there is no distinction between big and small, near or far, high or low... I am still stumbling on the road of chasing my dreams, so how can I laugh at other people's ideas?

Thinking of this, he corrected his attitude completely, put the umbrella on the table, and bowed to Xiaosan cautiously and gentlemanly: "My attitude was wrong just now, I apologize to you... Well, you have a very good dream , I promise you, once it rains, I will take you out."

"You..." Lin Xi's actions obviously exceeded Xiaosan's expectations.She was stunned for a moment, and then two red clouds floated on her face. The previous lively and cheerful attitude disappeared immediately, and she hid her face behind the fan very restrainedly, and Wu Nong's soft words made her bones crumble: "No, it's okay. yeah~"

Lin Xi only felt a sweetness in his heart—although he had inexplicable feelings towards Jojo, but he was still a straight man who hadn't completely bent over at heart—and immediately laughed a little foolishly...

Jojo, who was holding a script on the set to confirm the next line, suddenly sneezed hard: "Huh? Why do you feel a little uneasy?"

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After 4 hours, jojo found the source of anxiety.

He was carrying the county's specialty cakes, calling "Xiaolinzi~" and opened the door of the villa by the water, only to see Lin Xi was putting the Jiangnan umbrella on the coffee table, talking happily with the green woman on the umbrella with a red face: " This game scumbag is someone who is obsessed with games and delays his work..." He didn't find himself coming back at all.

"Ahem!" Jojo frowned unhappily, and cleared his throat very deliberately, he gave the umbrella a hard look, suppressed the urge to rush up and knock it over the ground, and shouted tiredly Repeatedly: "Xiaolinzi~ I'm back, I bought Xi Shi Cake!"

"Ah, you're back? Hey, is it already this time?" This time, Lin Xi finally took the time to glance at Jojo.

"Well, yes." Jojo walked over and gave the pastry to Lin Xi, and then looked up and down the girl on the paper umbrella with very critical eyes: "Is she the monster on the umbrella? Heh, gaudy."

"Hey, little monster with yellow eyes, who are you calling gaudy!?" Xiaosan jumped up immediately.

"Whoever wears flamboyant green is gaudy... Ouch!" Jojo said maliciously, but was hit hard on the back of the head by Lin Xi.

"What are you talking about, who taught you to say such vulgar words? Did you chat with drama manager A behind my back? Did you read any strange novels on the Internet again?" Lin Xi was heartbroken for the cat monster in front of her. .

The cat demon jojo doesn't care about Lin Xi's anger, but is happy that he has regained Lin Xi's attention: "I'm a very good little Lin~" He hummed like this, sticking towards him like a child, "You're not here today So lonely, but I didn't chat with strange people~ Are you hungry, let's go have dinner?"

"Okay, didn't you eat in the crew too?" Lin Xi nodded, turned back to get his wallet, and then saw the umbrella on the table again. forget?Didn't I have a good chat this afternoon... I actually forgot about the cute female monster, am I still an upright straight man...?No no, of course I'm straight!

Jojo, who was standing behind Lin Xi, didn't know that he had suddenly fallen into sexual entanglement, and only thought that Lin Xi was staring at Xiaosan in a daze.He immediately stared at Xiaosan with a fierce look in his eyes, and Xiaosan immediately stared back without showing any weakness.Not only that, but she also twisted her slender waist: "Ah, Lin Xi, are you going out? Can you take me with you?"

"Ah? Let's go together?" Lin Xi finally came back to her senses, blinking her eyes with embarrassment, "It's bright and windy outside...it's not natural to go out with an umbrella. Besides, once the umbrella is put away, you will fall asleep Go? I can't support you to go out..."

"That's right, so don't make trouble!" Jojo seized the opportunity to interject.

Xiaosan sat on the ground beautifully, and made an extremely delicate and sad figure: "Yes, my existence is just to add to the chaos... Sigh, so many years have passed since I was made, and even young apprentices have survived. The white-haired old man... I have only woken up a few times, and I have never seen the prosperity of the world, the bright moon and the stars... Anyway, this is my life. Go ahead, I won't care, just let me stay here In an empty house—a thing like me, as long as I can stay awake, I should be content."

A paragraph of words was tortuous and euphemistic, and Lin Xi's straight man's heart, which had shrunk when he saw Jojo, suddenly swelled and beat!He shook off the hand that was being held by Jojo almost without thinking, picked up the goose-yellow paper umbrella with great emotion and said, "No! Don't underestimate yourself! You are so beautiful and full of aura, how can you be just a thing? Come with me, I will show you the prosperity of the world, the bright moon and the stars, and I will not let you live in darkness and misery! I will take you to listen to the drizzle and the torrential rain, and help you realize your dream dream!"

"...What's going on now? Am I watching a Taiwanese romance drama in the 90s?" Jojo, who witnessed all this, couldn't bear to spit out a sentence before he became jealous again, "What, little Lin Zi, do you really want to take her out? It's not raining outside and you hold an umbrella, aren't you afraid that people will think you're crazy?" He shrewdly grasped that Lin Xi cared about other people's eyes.

But Lin Xi's heart of a straight man at the moment overwhelmed his sense of shame: he couldn't wait to prove his heroism to the woman on the paper umbrella, prove that he was still a "straight man who would do stupid things for women", prove that More convincing than jojo's advice, banshee's seduction (simply he's still dying)!He picked up the light yellow paper umbrella, smiled and said to jojo: "Not necessarily, they might think I'm cosplaying Kamui (a character from "Gintama")."

Jojo was stunned, he watched Lin Xi walking out of the house with an umbrella in his hands, a little helpless: "You..."

"Oh, by the way, I forgot to introduce you," Lin Xi who walked to the door turned around in response, "jojo, this is Xiaosan; Xiaosan, this is Lu Jiu, jojo." After he finished speaking, he opened it happily Go out through the villa door.

The rest of Jojo stood in the living room for three seconds, and kicked the coffee table where the umbrella was placed earlier: "What kind of umbrella, it must be Xiaosan, right!?"