my cp turned out to be

One minute later, JOJO struggled to open the bathroom door, and with a "QAQ" expression, bumped into Lu Yao's arms, knocking the latter back two steps, and almost fell: "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!" Master, master, you are back QAQ!Meow misses you so much!Master, Kobayashi bullied me, he made me pee in strange places QAQ!

Lu Yao, who was 1.8 meters five, was confronted by a man who was nearly ten centimeters taller than him.The pet was tightly held in his arms, suffocating, and had to struggle hard.Seeing this, You Fang, who was following him, hurried up to appease the boy: "JOJO, good boy, let go, Lu Yao is about to be suffocated to death by you..."

"Meow!" JOJO's attention immediately shifted to You Fang. He blinked his teary eyes, and lifted him up with his hand, like a kindergartener holding a bigger doll: "Meow!" The two-legged beast with eyes is so small - You Fang is less than 1.7 meters five - JOJO misses you!

"Be good, be good~" You Fang left his feet off the ground, still looking calm.He rubbed JOJO's hair, squinted his big eyes and smiled softly: "I know you miss me~ I brought seafood back from Dalian, do you want to try it?"

"Meow?" Seafood! JOJO's eyes lit up all of a sudden, he put down the bottom, leaned over and rubbed hard, temporarily forgetting the unpleasantness of being forced to go to the toilet: seafood!seafood!

You Fang smiled, took JOJO's hand and led him to the living room, before leaving, he took a look at Lu Yao.

Lu Yao nodded knowingly, turned to look at Lin Xi who had just walked out of the bathroom, and smiled meaningfully: "Lin Zi, shall we chat?"

"Put away your malicious smile!"

Half an hour later, the four men gathered on the sofa in the living room.

Lu Yao and You Fang were sitting on a three-person couch, one on each side, and JOJO was squeezed between the two men, with his head resting on You Fang's lap, holding You Fang's hand and eating the shredded squid he fed; his legs rested on the road. On Yao's lap, her feet playfully kicked on the armrest of the sofa.Lin Xi sat on the single sofa by herself, looked at the other three with her chin resting, and pouted unbalancedly: "Cats are just cats, so you can't raise them well... just now they were clinging to me, now they pretend not to know each other. .”

"You can't blame JOJO." After hearing the whole thing from Lin Xi, Lu Yao smirked and complained: "You just molested our JOJO, it's natural for JOJO to be angry~"

"It's not obscenity, it's education!" Lin Xi frowned, "It's because you, an unscrupulous couple, are not at home, that I reluctantly taught JOJO the basics of life!"

"Tsk tsk, your tone is exactly the same as that bad old man who molested beautiful boys in school." You Fang raised his eyebrows, pinching JOJO's nose with his free hand, "JOJO is so pitiful~ Lin Xi has seen you all, but refuses I am responsible for you~"

"Not only have I seen it all, but according to me, it is because of Lin Xi that JOJO became a human... Tsk tsk, Lin Xi, if you are a man, you should take responsibility!" Lu Yao sang with his lover.

"Meow!" Although JOJO didn't quite understand what the Twolegs were talking about, he still made an expression of "poor little abandoned" very cooperatively, staring at Lin Xi with watery golden eyes.

Lin Xi's face turned red uncontrollably.

"Pfft!" Lu Yao and his wife snorted, "I didn't expect Lin Zi to have such a strong taste." "Well, they will be happy..."

"It's almost there, you guys!" Lin Xi was so embarrassed that she didn't know what to do, and almost flipped the table, "What are you doing back here! Are you here to laugh at me?"

"Okay, let's stop making trouble." Seeing Lin Xi's words were really angry, You Fang stopped teasing very restrainedly, "To be honest, I really think that JOJO's transformation has something to do with your marriage...but The reason for his transformation is not the most important thing, what is important is how we can continue to take care of him now that he has become a human being."

Lu Yao said, "Although JOJO used to be my cat, You Fang and I were really busy and couldn't spend a lot of time with him—for example, today, the two of us were on the plane at 11 o'clock in the evening, so we went straight to the next sign. Sell ​​the city. So... I still have to entrust you with the enlightenment of JOJO."

"No problem." Lin Xi nodded without hesitation.In fact, he also feels that JOJO has his own part of responsibility for becoming a human being... In addition, getting along with JOJO really makes him very happy, so he is very happy to be responsible for JOJO's enlightenment.

You Fang tapped the armrest of the sofa with his fingers and thought for a while, then said: "The rest is the identity of JOJO and the supply of the family, both of which can be left to Cheng Si. Now he has taken over Cheng Quan's previous contacts, I should be able to find a way to get an identity..." He took out his mobile phone while talking, and asked Lin Xi about the necessities that were missing at home.

The three men began to discuss JOJO's life issues in a serious manner. JOJO didn't quite understand. He was chewing shredded squid to entertain himself, and suddenly heard a strange sound.He sat up straight, looked towards the source of the sound, and found that the door of the study had opened a small crack at some point, and something was squeezing the door: "Dad is back~"

"Let me see~ Dad seems to be handsome again!"

"Brat, get out of the way! We want to see our master... ah, the master has become handsome too!"

"Meow?" The boy's eyes widened curiously, he tilted his head and listened for a while, then jumped up from the sofa, and walked awkwardly towards the study.

"JOJO?" Lin Xi kept looking at the young man from the corner of his eye, and when he saw him go away, he immediately followed him, "Where are you going?" Lu Yao and You Fang looked at each other and stood up.

The golden-eyed boy moved to the door of the study with difficulty but quickly.He pushed open the door, and saw many little things running away screaming: "Ah! A strange person appeared!" "Strange person!" "Don't be stepped on!" "Stepped on!"

JOJO blinked in surprise: "Meow?" What is this meow?He bent down and grabbed a small thing that was running relatively slowly, picked it up with two fingers, and looked it over carefully with the help of the light outside, only to find——it turned out to be a small wandering thing!

Xiao Youfang is about two centimeters tall, wearing a pocket-sized white shirt and jeans, with messy hair, dark circles and stubble on his face!He was held by the collar by JOJO, he could only wave his limbs and struggle continuously: "Let go of me! Damn it, let go!"

JOJO leaned close to Xiao Youfang and smelled it, his nose was full of ink smell.He curled his lips in disgust, and turned his head to look at You Fang himself who followed.

Seeing the boy staring at him with big golden eyes, You Fang stepped forward and turned on the light in the study.He first looked at JOJO's empty fingers that were clamped together, and then touched the boy's head: "What's wrong? Do you have anything in your hand? Why are you looking at me?"

"Meow!" JOJO replied, holding the little Youfang and shaking it in front of Youfang's deity-look, the little two-legged beast with big eyes!

You Fang was very at a loss, he stretched out his hand, and tentatively touched JOJO's empty fingers: "...It seems that there is something?"

"Ah~!" Xiao Youfang in JOJO's hand screamed, two blushes appeared on his face, and he twitched happily with his chin: "Daddy touched me! Touched me!"

"Hey!?" Immediately there were several exclamations from the bookcase and the desk, and many little wanderers emerged from the books: "I want to be touched by my father too!" "Daddy! Daddy!"

JOJO's eyes glistened, he took Youfang's hand, threw the little Youfang into the latter's palm, and turned to pounce on other little Youfangs.

You Fang only felt that there was something lying on his hands, which was... moving restlessly, and he suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.He couldn't see anything, he could only hold something in his arms.

Lu Yao came up, touched his chin and studied his palm: "What's going on? What's in your hand?"

"I don't know. However, something is moving." You Fang said with a frown.

Lin Xi also came over: "It is said that cats and dogs can often see things that humans cannot see. Do you think JOJO is...?"

The three looked at JOJO who was picking up books and playing together.

Lu Yao cleared his throat, walked over to scratch JOJO's ears, and the boy immediately approached his master coquettishly.Lu Yao asked him softly: "JOJO, what did you see?"

"Meow, meow, meow!" JOJO immediately said, dancing and dancing: There are so many little two-legged beasts!Pocket big-eyed two-legged beast!

Lu Yao sweated, scratching his head: "...Sure enough, learning a foreign language is very necessary."

JOJO saw that the master couldn't understand, and was very anxious.He circled Lu Yao twice, put his hands on Lu Yao's shoulders, and kissed Lu Yao's lips coquettishly.

You Fang and Lin Xi turned pale with shock: "JOJO!"

Lu Yao pushed his pet away vigorously, and turned to You Fang in a panic, wanting to explain to his jealous lover, but was attracted by the things in the other's hands: "...You Fang!?"

"Huh?" You Fang wanted to come forward, but when Lu Yao called, he stopped, "What?"

"Uh," Lu Yao tried his best to organize his words, pointing to his palm and said, "You have a... 2cm version of yourself in your hand!"

"what!?"

Over there, Lin Xi ignored the communication between a certain couple, and rushed forward, impulsively wiped JOJO's mouth with her hand: "You really are! How many times have I said that you are not allowed to kiss anyone, cat sex to not fix!"

JOJO blinked his eyes, smiled innocently, and leaned over to "chu" Lin Xi's lips.Lin Xi's cheeks were burning badly, and she wanted to scold him, but she saw a dozen small men rushing down from the desk, circling around You Fang's feet, shouting: "Dad! Dad!" "Dad! I want a hug too!"

He was shocked, and quickly asked Lu Yao: "Did you see it?"

"I see!" Lu Yao nodded.

You Fang was at a loss: "...what did you see? The 2cm me?"

Lu Yao and Lin Xi nodded together.

You Fang raised his eyebrows, thought for a while, and walked quickly in front of JOJO. His right hand remained unchanged, and his left hand held the back of the boy's head, sharing a superficial kiss with him. Then he bowed his head and gasped for air: "... ...There really are!?"

"Hey!" Lu Yao was upset, picked up the little Youfang from Youfang's hand and threw it on the table, "How can you kiss JOJO?"

"If he can kiss you, I can naturally kiss him." You Fang glanced at his lover and smiled viciously.

Lu Yao's face darkened, he held You Fang's face in his hands, and said viciously: "Disinfection!" Then he kissed him forcefully.

JOJO stared at him with good eyes, and Lin Xi quickly covered his eyes: "Good boy, don't look at it... Let me tell you two, do these things in the bedroom with the door closed, don't teach the children bad, OK?"

Seeing this scene, the little people on the table and in the ground all clapped their hands and booed: "Ah, Dad was kissed by the master!" "I kissed you!" "They can all see us!" "See, see! !"

Lin Xi got a headache from the noise, looked around, and found that the entire study room, no matter the desk, computer desk or bookcase, wherever there are books, there are many such villains: some of them are fatter, some are thinner.Some are Asian, some are European and American.Some popped their heads out of the book and looked around timidly; some sat cross-legged directly by the bookcase, watching carelessly, and discussing with other little people from time to time: "Look, the little guys are not steady." "Woo Woo, I miss my dad TAT too..."

The whole study room was filled with various sounds, as noisy as a vegetable market.

Xiao Youfang, who was put on the table, stomped his feet vigorously and waved his fist at Lu Yao: "Damn it! Even if you are the master, you can't rob my father!"

JOJO saw it with great interest, stretched out a finger and pushed it down, and when he got up, he pushed it down again...and so on...

Xiao Youfang's eyes were red.After being pushed down for the fifth time, he just lay down on the table and rolled over: "Damn it! I can't get up!"

Lin Xi watched it amusedly, stopped JOJO Cat from playing the game full of fun, held Xiao Youfang in his palm and asked, "What are you?"

Sitting in Lin Xi's palm, Xiao Youfang looked at him with watery eyes like the deity's: "You don't know what I am, how could you see me? I'm a bookworm!"

"Bookworm?" Here, You Fang finally got rid of Lu Yao's wolf kiss, leaned forward and asked, "What is a bookworm?"

"Father!" Seeing You Fang, the little bookworm immediately smiled.He stretched out his arm to You Fang and hugged You Fang's nose, rubbing it affectionately, "Dad! I'm a bookworm of "Just Not You"!"

"Why do you call him daddy?" Lu Yao also came over and asked, watching the interaction between big and small Youfang with a little taste.

"Because I was created by my father!" The little bookworm replied, pointing to other bookworms who were struggling to climb up Youfang's trouser legs, and said: "Those are my brothers and sisters!"

You Fang bent down, took all the little bookworms into his hands and held them, walked to the bookcase, looked at all kinds of bookworms: "Hey, Mr. Lu Xun...? Then this one is Dickens! ?”

"No, Dad!" The little bookworm in You Fang's hand explained loudly, "A bookworm is not a writer, but a piece of the writer's soul! When a writer creates a work with abundant emotion and hard work, a piece of his soul It will be attached to the manuscript~ This piece of soul maintains the appearance of the writer when he created it, but it does not have the memory and ability of the writer! Look at that British guy, he can speak Chinese better than anyone else!"

"It sounds so similar to what Voldemort did..." Lin Xi muttered, and then asked: "Every book created with heart has bookworms? Some books have been passed down for hundreds of years, and some books have been printed for tens of thousands of copies... ...Aren't there more bookworms than Xiaoqiang?"

"Not much, not much!" The bookworms stuck out their tongues at Lin Xi contemptuously, "Because most of the bookworms are asleep! Only when readers read very carefully and resonate with the author's soul, will the bookworms be awakened. Treat readers as their own masters! For example~" The bookworms pointed their little fingers at Lu Yao in unison: "He is the master~"

Lu Yao heard it interestingly, and asked aloud: "Then what can you do for the master?"

"We will help the master protect the books from being damaged and lost!" The little bookworms puffed up their chests and looked very proud. "We also sing by the master's pillow to help the master memorize the contents of the book!"

You Fang was so teased that he couldn't help laughing, and turned to look at Lin Xi, who is also a writer: "Look, Lin Zi, he is really cute! Although he looks the same as me, he has a pure and cute personality..." But he found that his friend was standing next to him. At the table, with a book in his hand, he was lowering his head in a daze.

He blinked, walked over, and saw that what he was holding was a horror novel——"Haunted House Night Talk" by MISS.Lin Xi's best-selling masterpiece in 2012.

"Lin Zi?" You Fang patted his friend's shoulder with one hand, "What's wrong?" Lu Yao looked over.

"No..." Lin Xi grinned an ugly smile, trying to cover up her emotions, but her eyes were full of frustration.

Hearing Lin Xi's movement, JOJO turned to look at him worriedly, left the little bookworm who was teasing him, and squeezed over to stroke his hair.Lin Xi's eyes turned red uncontrollably... Inexplicably, he just felt that JOJO's warm palm could break his psychological defense line more than the concern of the two friends.

He pretended not to care and threw the book back on the table: "I just found that... there is no bookworm who looks like me."

"Uh," You Fang thought about it, and explained him with a smile, "Probably because Lu Yao and I didn't read your book carefully, and didn't resonate with your soul...?"

"No." A little bookworm walked out from the bookshelf behind the desk lamp.He is wearing a decent suit, and pushes the glasses on his face. He looks exactly like Fu Lei on the title page of "Fu Lei's Family Letter".He slowly came to the side of "Haunted House Night Talk", stretched out his hand and patted the book taller than him, sighed and shook his head: "The author of this book has never poured emotion into it, so there is no soul in it. No matter what the owner reads No matter how hard you try, you can't wake up the bookworm. Hey, now...there are more and more books without souls..."

Lin Xi clenched her lips, feeling bitter and astringent in her heart.For a writer, or a writer... there is no harsher criticism and accusation than "not pouring emotion into the book".He lowered his eyes and looked at the cover of the book with complicated eyes: the stories inside were all pieced together based on his years of experience in reading and writing... Finally, he bought and sold 5 copies... He has been So proud of it...but...

He looked at the little bookworm lounging beside You Fang acting like a baby, and at his own lonely works, as if he understood the gap between himself and the so-called great writer... You Fang shrugged helplessly at Lu Yao: It's over, I don't seem to have a position to comfort him...

Lu Yao pouted at his lover: Don't worry, he can digest it by himself.

There was a moment of silence in the study.

The bookworm who looked like Fu Lei pushed his glasses and wanted to say something more, but JOJO suddenly jumped up and bounced him away!

The other three men were all stunned, and saw the boy-like cat in Northern Europe and America hug Lin Xi into his arms, bared his teeth angrily at the little bookworm who fell on the window sill, and roared viciously: "Meow!?"

——Although I don't understand what you're talking about, you made Xiao Linzi unhappy!hateful!shut up!

Lin Xi was held in JOJO's arms in a daze, her body was stiff, but her face was on fire again, and her eyes were clouded with mist: Now... what's going on?Am I being shortchanged by a cat...?

"Hmm..." Lu Yao narrowed his eyes, touched his chin with great interest, held You Fang in his arms, and said in his lover's ear, "Let's make a bet, JOJO is definitely arranged by an old Taoist priest for Lin Xi." marriage."

"I can't gamble, because I think so too."