my cp turned out to be

Deciding to give JOJO a special training on human common sense, Lin Xi cheered up immediately and made up his mind to make a big splash in front of JOJO.

"Ahem," he solemnly cleared his throat, stood up from the ground, and stood in front of JOJO, "First..."

"Meow~" Seeing him approaching, JOJO habitually leaned into his arms and rubbed against him.

White teeth, so cute!Immediately behind Lin Xi, pink flowers flew up!He couldn't help scratching the boy behind the ear: "Be good, be good~"

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"No!" After 1 minute, the man realized what he had done.He took a step back shyly, embarrassingly and embarrassingly, and distanced himself from the young man: "Cough! Well, don't be coquettish, just sit and listen to me obediently! The next words are very important, and they are related to your future life. He emphasized the word "person", "Nod if you understand, shake your head if you don't understand...understand?"

JOJO lowered his head, playing with his nails with great interest.

"Hey..." Lin Xi sighed and poked the top of the boy's head, "Do you understand what I said? Just nod if you understand?"

JOJO looked up at him with an innocent face.

"...Do you know what it means to nod?"

The boy tilted his head, his golden eyes looked at the man like jewels.

The man felt that his heart was going to melt... He shook his head vigorously, forced himself to be more sober, remembering his identity as a straight man, and not to be confused by the appearance of the cat monster in front of him, he nodded and explained: "This way , move your head back and forth, just to nod. Would you like to try it?"

The young man followed his words, and immediately revealed his novelty!He began to nod repeatedly, faster and faster... until he felt dizzy, fell headlong on the bed, and touched his nose again: "QAQ!"

Lin Xi burst out laughing, and had no choice but to go to the bedside and help him: "Okay... Pain is flying away~ Don't keep nodding your head, do you understand? Just nod if you understand."

JOJO nodded cautiously.

Lin Xi smiled, shook her head and said, "Look, twisting your neck from side to side like this is shaking your head. Shaking your head means you don't understand, don't...you know?"

JOJO nodded.

"Very good." Lin Xi smoothed his hair, "Then we will start the special training on human common sense now. The reason for the special training is that you are now a human being, an animal like me."

"Meow!" JOJO nodded: It's a two-legged beast.

"If you want to survive as a human being, you must abide by some rules." Lin Xi said earnestly, "For example, don't sit in other people's arms casually, don't throw others down casually, don't rub against others casually, and don't hug each other casually." relative."

JOJO's eyes immediately turned into a half-moon shape, and he shook his head in disdain: Liar!The owner and the two-legged beast with big eyes (that is, Youfang) often sit and hug and kiss, I have seen it!

Lin Xi was a little confused: "...Why are you shaking your head, am I wrong?"

JOJO nodded, he turned his eyes, saw the photo frame on the bedside table, his eyes lit up, and he raised his chin at it.

Lin Xi turned her head and saw the photo of Lu Yaoyou and his wife Lu Yaoyou in the photo frame, and only then did she understand what JOJO meant.He secretly scolded his two friends for teaching bad children (cats?), and explained with his brain: "Uh...Of course, people who are very close can do these actions, such as Lu Yao and You Fang...but others You can't do it between people, like you and me. You can't come over and kiss me casually, it's against the rules, understand?"

JOJO nodded.

Lin Xi breathed a sigh of relief: As a straight man, being thrown down by a Nordic boy who is five or six centimeters taller than him... It's really hard to define whether it's heaven or hell.It would be great to avoid this situation.

"After understanding the minimum rules, let's learn some other common sense, such as..." He grabbed JOJO's hand, "How to use your hands..." Before he finished speaking, JOJO took his hand away.

The man didn't know why, so he shook it again - the boy took his hand away again...

After repeating the same action seven times.

Lin Xi twitched the corner of her mouth and asked the happy JOJO: "...Are you playing?"

JOJO looked at him with big golden eyes: Isn't he just playing?

The man sighed and pulled him hard: "Master Cat, I'm not playing with you, but teaching you how to use your hands!"

Use claws? JOJO was stunned, he obediently let Lin Xi play with his hand: "This way... bend your fingers, and you can hold things. Bend your fingers... and then use force..."

JOJO tried to move his fingers, but felt very awkward.He tried hard at first, but within 5 minutes he frowned, and quickly withdrew his hand.

"Be patient, hey." Lin Xi was helpless, and stretched out his hand to grab him again. JOJO narrowed his eyes slightly, and slapped Lin Xi's face hard with his palm!

A crisp sound.

Lin Xi was so pumped that he gasped, rushed forward angrily, and immediately yelled at JOJO: "What are you doing!?"

Terrified, JOJO ran to the corner of the bed with hands and feet, stared at him timidly, and stretched out his tongue to lick his palm. Obviously, the slap just now hurt him too.

Lin Xi was so angry that his chest heaved violently, and he climbed onto the bed to catch him: "You hit me!? It's fine, do you know that you don't hit people in the face!? - Oh, you don't know. Damn it , On the contrary, you, as soon as you become a human, you will... Huh," he blinked, suppressed his anger, and carefully looked at the boy who was huddled in the corner, trembling with fear while arching his back to attack: he just now His movements... very much like when he was a cat, patting people's faces with a meat pad and acting like a baby...

He stopped growling and lowered his raised hand.

With the change of Lin Xi's movements, JOJO gradually relaxed.He put his guard on his face, put his head on his knees, and carefully observed Lin Xi. Seeing that the latter was not so angry, he clumsily moved over, blinked and said to Lin Xi: "Meow..." I'm sorry, Xiao Linzi , I didn't know it would hurt...I'll give you too...

Lin Xi's remaining anger was dispelled by the itchy air on her cheeks.He stretched out his hand and pulled the boy into his arms: "Don't do it. You just wanted to slap my face with your hand, you didn't want to hit me... did you?"

JOJO nodded quickly, and stretched out her red palm to show Lin Xi: I am in pain too!He lowered his head, whirring to himself.

Lin Xi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and gently poked his palm: "You... Didn't I tell you that you are now a human being, about 1.9 meters tall, taller than me, and no longer the kitten you used to be. You are very strong now, your hands are not claws, and you can become harmless by putting away your nails... You must not do this in the future, you know?" He grabbed JOJO's hand and patted his face: "This is called patting , you can’t use your strength.”

JOJO blinked, patted Lin Xi's face, and then rubbed up and down without a teacher.

Lin Xi taught immediately: "Mmm, this is called touch...momo, you know?"

I know touch! JOJO's eyes lit up!He leaned over and cupped Lin Xi's hand with his head: "Meow!" Touch it!I want to touch!

Lin Xi smiled, rolled her eyes, and patted his head.

JOJO was very happy. He stared at Lin Xi's smiling face for a while, and then reached out and touched Lin Xi's head.

Lin Xi's face was red and smoking again.He immediately turned his face away, refusing to meet JOJO's gaze: "Very good, you have learned to pat and touch now, now let's continue to learn to grasp. Bend your fingers... Use force, yes, that's it..."

This time, JOJO became more patient. Ten minutes later, he was able to pick up the onyx alarm clock!

The young man was very happy. He yelled "Meow Meow" and smiled at Lin Xi flauntingly.The sunlight streaming in through the window hit his face and made his smile shine.

Seeing such a smile, Lin Xi's heart softened, and he couldn't help hugging the boy tightly, expressing his sense of accomplishment and joy in his heart—very good! JOJO has embarked on the road of being a human being, and the day when I revive the human being is just around the corner! ——Laughing and saying: "JOJO is awesome!"

JOJO was suddenly hugged by Lin Xi, and blinked in a daze: "Meow?" Hey, Xiao Linzi hugged her!He clumsily hugged the man back and used his brain: Well, Kobayashi said, only humans who are very close like the master and the big-eyed two-legged beast can hug!Then, Xiao Linzi hugged me~ So, Xiao Linzi and I are very close people~ Meow, don’t worry Xiao Linzi, I will treat you as well as my master treats Big Eyes!

Thinking about it, he felt very happy for no reason. He closed his eyes again with a smile, and rubbed his face against Lin Xi's neck: "Meow~"

"Hey... don't do this." Lin Xi was very itchy by JOJO, and couldn't help avoiding it.

"Meow~" Xiaoyou, with big eyes, also likes to say this sentence when being hugged by the owner!Don't be shy, Xiao Linzi! JOJO sticks to it firmly.

The man and the boy got into a mess. The former was immersed in his stalwart image as a "successful educator", fantasizing about a bright future with great growth, unaware that he had been regarded as an "intimate human being" by a cat uncle...

Two hours later, JOJO finally learned how to use his hands under Lin Xi's guidance.He put his hands on his stomach and rolled himself into a ball: "Meow~!" Xiao Linzi, I'm hungry!

"Wait, I'll get food." Since JOJO couldn't walk on two legs, Lin Xi went to the kitchen on the first floor to get food.

The man ran back and forth all the way, fearing that something would happen to the boy if he stayed in the room by himself - the old people said "curiosity killed the cat" - when he reappeared in the bedroom with bread, jam and cat food, he found that JOJO He had somehow climbed onto the ledge and was flicking the latch on the window.

"Come down, JOJO!" Lin Xi was terrified, and quickly stepped forward to pull him, "Can you stop scaring me, Mr. Cat? You can't even walk. I really don't know how you came up, by jumping?"

JOJO blinked, followed his strength to leave the window and sit back on the bed.He twitched his nose and stared at the food that was put aside: "Meow!" Delicious!

Lin Xi put bread and cat food in front of his eyes at the same time: "Which one should I eat?"

JOJO curiously went to the bread and sniffed the cat food, tilting his head at a loss.After becoming a human, my sense of smell and food preference seem to have changed... JOJO feels that the smell of bread seems to be more attractive than cat food.

"Ahh!" The boy opened his mouth and took a small bite of the bread, chewed it, his eyes became brighter and brighter: "Meow!" Delicious!tasty!While swallowing, he twisted his tailless buttocks, and was about to take a second bite.

But Lin Xi put the bread back: "Like this? It tastes better with jam." He twisted the jam as he said.

"Meow! Meow!" JOJO stared eagerly and screamed anxiously. His slender hands lay on Lin Xi's thighs, and they kept leaning closer to his hands.Hurry up, Xiao Linzi!

Lin Xi laughed straight at him: "Greedy cat! Don't worry!" He put the bread with strawberry jam on JOJO's mouth.

JOJO returned to caution.He stuck out his tongue and licked the strawberry jam tentatively, his eyes narrowed because of the sweetness, and then he opened his mouth to eat the jam and bread together.

Lin Xi handed the piece of bread to JOJO, and picked up a piece of bread himself. While eating, he observed JOJO's eating appearance. Seeing that the latter was eating delicately, he couldn't help feeling deeply in his heart—as expected, the cat's elegance is in his bones.

The man finished his share of bread in two bites, clapped his hands to look at the discarded cat food, and said to himself: "I didn't even eat the original food...how should I put it?" The boy who ate, "It's amazing, you really turned into a human."