After Lao Gong was reborn, he went to chase the white lotus

Hilltop villa, master room on the second floor.

Gao Weicai was lying on the bed, his nightgown was not fastened on purpose, his muscles were exposed, and he was not wearing any pants underneath. His two big hairy legs were just so carelessly opened, Chun Guang let out his breath, "I'm ready."

Zha Tianbo glanced at him, he was an indiscreet man, according to the ancients, he was a coquettish slut with a bare chest and back, "Ready to sleep?"

"En!" Gao Wei nodded sharply. "Come on baby! We're going to cherish this night!"

"Good size!" This guy didn't know what to think.

"No, baby, why don't you come over? Didn't you say that you can give me a reward?" Gao Wei, who couldn't wait for the other party for a long time, was very upset.

"Reward? Oh..." Zha Tianbo threw a B-ultrasound photo at him and hit him right in the face, "Here is your son's first fruit photo."

Gao Weicai pulled the things off his face, only to see a white pea in the middle of the blackness. "son?"

"That's right, see, this is your son." Cha Tianbo went to Gao Weicai's side to guide him.

The two chatted excitedly about the first fruit photo of their eldest son, and they chatted until 11:30, "I won't chat anymore, I'm going to bed first."

"Okay, good night." Gao Weicai happily put the B-ultrasound picture in the drawer, hey...why do I always feel like I forgot something?Something is wrong...what the hell?Gao Weicai stared at the ceiling thinking for a long time...for a long time..."Forget it, let's get some sleep first."

Early the next morning, when Zha Tianbo was brushing his teeth, Gao Weicai suddenly said to him, "Tianbo, the child has been in your stomach for three months, right?"

"Yes." Zha Tianbo rinsed his mouth.

"The doctor said that after three months, you can have ... hmm ... exercise between husband and wife."

"Yes." Zha Tianbo squeezed facial cleanser.

"The doctor said that pregnant women should exercise properly, right?"

"Hmm." Zha Tianbo rubbed bubbles on his face, making a nasal sound.

"Then shall we have a couple exercise?" Gao Weicai looked at Zha Tianbo eagerly.

"Ah?" Zha Tianbo looked at Gao Weicai in astonishment.

Gao Weicai is as coy as a little daughter-in-law, "I heard that during pregnancy, regular intimate contact between husband and wife can make the baby feel love."

"..." No, the only one who feels the love is you.

"Oh! Also! Frequent intimate contact can also relax the birth canal. Giving birth is not so painful, probably."

"...Where did you hear the fallacy?" This imagination is so fresh and refined.

"what?"

"I'm a man who can still give birth to a baby from the first place? Didn't you know that the baby was delivered by caesarean section three times?" Zha Tianbo gave him a look, and said he didn't remember if he had the guts. Durian shells and keyboards were always kept at home.

"...I...I was just joking, haha, hahaha." Life was too cruel for this 96-year-old reborn old man!Now he says he has dementia Chatian Boxin?

"Laughing?" Zha Tianbo snorted coldly, and Gao Weicai immediately knelt down, "I was wrong."

"What's wrong?"

"I don't remember how hard it is for my wife to have a baby! Damn me! I was wrong!" Gao Weicai began to slap himself.

Zha Tianbo looked at the other party condescendingly, "Say, what's going on?" He said so many foreshadowing words early in the morning, without a core content.

"It's...it's...it's Xiaowei who misses the hole behind Xiao Tianbo." Gao Wei didn't dare to hide it.

"..." Where is the stain remover?The author come and spray it!What if I accidentally close the little black room later! "Get up, idiot." Zha Tianbo blushed, and when Gao Weicai got up, he hammered the opponent's back. Gao Weicai screamed out the pain very cleverly, and then pulled Zha Tianbo onto the big bed. "Ouch! Ouch! It hurts me!"

"Baby, Xiao Wei just wants to see Xiao Tianbo!" Gao Wei turned over on his stomach with skill, but was careful not to put pressure on Zha Tianbo.

"A bit cheeky." Zha Tianbo blushed, and the disgust in his words became a little sweeter.

Xiao Wei finally met Xiao Tianbo, and Zha Tianbo was worried about the child in his belly, "Don't go in."

"Hey, just let the two of you meet, I promise, you won't go in." The man's words sounded very nice.

But Xiaowei happened to pass Xiaotianbo at this time, and Xiaowei came to the back of Xiaotianbo, and found a depression, and it sprayed a mouthful of mucus in surprise.Because Gao Wei just said not to go in, Xiao Wei still kept his promise and wandered around the depression, insisting not to go beyond the thunder pool... It was not until Zha Tianbo let go of his mouth impatiently that Xiao Wei finally Get your wish and enter the depression to explore the mysteries of the universe and the depth of black holes.

"what!"

"Ah~" The voices of the two chorused perfectly, which was very pleasant.

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Forgot to change the code name back to the name... I know you can understand... 11 is Xiaoshou, 12 is Xiaogong.