When the vicious male partner and Bai Yueguang exchanged bodies

"This is what you call liking women?!"

When Gu An returned to the private room from the bathroom, he happened to hear this faintly trembling sentence.Since he was young, he knew how to read words and expressions, and this time is obviously not the time to go in.In addition, he didn't like to listen to the corner, so he planned to go outside for a walk and come back later.

Before he stepped out, another sentence came from inside.

"Pei Jiran! How can you like Gu An!"

Pause.

The voice inside appeared again: "Even if you like a woman who is ten times older than me and I am hundreds of times uglier, I will not argue with you here, but tell me now, you like Gu An? A man?! How am I inferior to him?"

"Five years ago, you told me that you liked women. For your sake, I let go of my reserve, wore skirts, painted eyebrows, painted lipstick, and made myself male or female. I don't care if my family and friends laugh at me, as long as you are happy. But you What? How did you repay me?!"

"Changqing! Don't mess around! I never asked you to wear women's clothes, and I never said anything to make you have fantasies!"

It was Pei Jiran's voice, tinged with sullenness.

But... Evergreen?Could it be the one from the school next door?

"You didn't? You didn't! You didn't ask me to wear women's clothes, but you only took me to your friends' parties when I was wearing women's clothes! You didn't say anything to make me fantasize, but you But only when I wear women's clothes will not refuse my kiss! Five years! I became like this because of you, but you met my lover here behind my back?! How are you!"

Gu An outside retorted lightly: "I'm not his lover, thank you."

Pei Jiran did not refute.So Gu An added another sentence: "Scum."

"Scum!" Chang Qing said angrily at the same time, "What did you tell me before you went out at night? You said you came out to have a meal with Xu Zhiran! Why are you now Gu An?"

"How many times do you want me to say it!" Pei Jiran also got angry, "Gu An and I are just high school classmates!"

"High school classmate, would you hide his photo in the wallet? Do you high school classmate have so many photos of him in your computer? High school classmate, you would spend more than 2000 yuan to buy such a pot of broken butt flowers and not let me Touch! You won’t let me pour water on you!”

Gu An frowned, it turned out that this guy was the one who took advantage of him.

"I'm fucking blind to like people like you!"

It seemed that he was extremely angry, and there was a sound of ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, bang, probably that person overturned the table.Then there was a rush of footsteps approaching the door.

Gu An quickly hid in the corridor beside him, pretending that he had just come out of the bathroom.

He managed his timing just right, and when he turned around, he just happened to pass by the man who was walking towards him—it should be said that he was a man disguised as a woman.

He was wearing bright red flat sandals, a knee-length red gauze off-the-shoulder dress, and black waist-length curly hair.Red and black are intertwined, which complements the exposed skin color as white as snow.In addition, his complexion is uneasy, and from the side, Gao Leng Yujie is full of style, making it difficult for others to feel close to her.However, the red corners of his eyes dilute the cold air in his body, and it seems that a gap has been opened in his solid defense, which makes people feel pity for no reason.

At least in Gu An's eyes, he had some sympathy for this person.

Sympathy is all sympathy, but he didn't want to be involved in this bloody love affair, and was about to go around quietly, when he saw the other party approaching him with a cold face, grabbed his wrist and led him out of the hotel.

Such face-to-face contact really made Gu An feel a little oppressed, because this beautiful "Miss Sister" is taller than him...

Although Gu An was surprised, he didn't want to go back to face Pei Jiran, so he didn't break away, but said symbolically: "This lady." After thinking about it, he still felt that this title was more appropriate, after all This one named Chang Qing, pretending to be a woman is as consistent as the rumors say. "You may have caught the wrong person, we don't know each other."

Chang Qing, who was walking in front, suddenly stopped, turned around and said with a sneer, "Wrong person? How could I have mistaken person?! You are the famous 'Mr. Flesh'!" The voice sounded like a woman.

Gu An really doesn't like the title 'Mr. Meat', but it is indeed his nickname.

"you know me?"

"I know! Of course I know!" Chang Qing's tone was yin and yang, "Mr. Rourou is as pure and kind as a white lotus flower, and Mr. Rourou as a central air conditioner is as considerate of the feelings of the people around him. Who doesn't know the whole of Northern Sichuan and Sichuan Shadow?"

Hearing what he said, Gu An really felt that he really shouldn't come to this meal.But a while ago when he went to Chuanying, he lost his way, and it was Pei Jiran who helped him.So when the other party proposed to have a meal together, he didn't refuse, so he just watched such a wonderful play.

But he unintentionally became a character in the play.

Gu An felt wronged, really wronged.Especially this master is like a wife who has been cheated on, he always treats him like a mistress.But God knows, the total number of times he met Pei Jiran after graduating from high school was less than three times.

But he said, who would believe it?What's more, he didn't want to get involved in such a mess, so he couldn't say that he heard the conversation just now.

He was calm and tried to reason with the other party.

"This classmate, according to what you said, you probably belong to Chuanying next door. But I don't have any friendship with Chuanying, and I don't remember doing anything unconscionable. Did you misunderstand something?"

The words are not long, but they contain three layers of meaning.

First, he and Pei Jiran are just casual acquaintances.

Second, he has never done anything to cuckold someone else.

Third, the other party may have misunderstood something.

"So," Gu Anxin said, "Can you let me go?"

However, Gu An forgot that it is futile to try to reason with a person who is usually not very reasonable, let alone this person who is not usually very reasonable is still angry at the moment.

Chang Qing sneered: "What did I misunderstand? What do you say I misunderstood?"

Gu An, what you think of me in your head is a misunderstanding, brother?

Gu An still wanted to defend himself, but footsteps came from behind him, and a familiar voice shouted sharply: "Chang Qing! Let him go! This matter has nothing to do with him! He doesn't know anything!"

When Gu An heard this sentence, he screamed in his heart.

Don't you see that people are upright?So exciting, even if it has nothing to do with him, it has something to do with him.

Sure enough, the sneer at the corner of Chang Qing's mouth became even worse, and he deliberately pointed at Gu An with a loud voice and cursed: "It's irrelevant? It's irrelevant! This little boy has robbed my boyfriend, and he has nothing to do with him."

They just happened to be in the lobby of the hotel right now, where many tables were eating.Chang Qing roared out, and everyone in the room looked around.

After a period of silence that could be heard falling needles, small discussions sounded.

Chang Qing's idea was to make people hear him.Anyway, he took off the women's clothes when he went back and changed into men's clothes, who knew him?

While clenching Gu An's wrist tightly to prevent him from running away, he said in a louder voice: "If you saw a woman, I might still be able to swallow this breath, but he is a man!" He pointed at Gu Anping's frank Chest emphasized again, "He's a man! How can I be inferior to this little boy?"

"Enough Changqing! I'm not your boyfriend at all. And he's just my high school classmate, not some bad boy!"

"You fucking kissed me yesterday and turned your face today, you said you are okay, what happened to his photo in your closet?!"

The buzzing in the hall became even worse, and Gu An didn't need to guess what they were discussing in private.

The mistress has all the scumbags in her original partner, what a great drama of the year, not to mention that the mistress is different from the one on TV, she is a man.

What was even worse was Tong Yan Wuji, a girl stood up in front of everyone and pointed at Gu An and said, "Mom, mom! Isn't the little boy only with rich women? Why is this a man?"

As soon as the little girl's voice came out, everyone seemed to lose their scruples, and their voices became louder. They all ran out because of the current worldly trends, shameless men, and men who were so indiscreet.

Gu Anchang has never been pointed and scolded at such an age, let alone standing at the intersection and being pointed at by a group of strangers.If he really did something wrong, he will admit it, but he is innocent from the beginning to the end!

Even the best temper is really angry.

Gu An is usually easy-going, and he can't afford to get angry once a year, but this time he really realized what it means to be angry and want to curse.

He has a good family education, and he can't do things like pointing his nose and scolding people like Chang Qing, so he has to settle for the next best thing, without saying anything, and directly lead people to the door.He has no interest in being a monkey to others!

To be honest, he really didn't want to have anything to do with this Chang Qing, if he could, he really wanted to leave him behind.But Chang Qing looked Bai Jing and thin, but his strength was surprisingly strong, he couldn't break free from the opponent's hand at all.

Gu An left in a hurry, Chang Qing didn't pay attention to the quarrel with Pei Jiran, and actually asked him to take him outside the restaurant.

Pei Jiran also wanted to catch up immediately, but he was caught up in the checkout by the waiter, so he fell behind.

Of course Gu An wouldn't wait for him.As for whether Chang Qing will wait for Pei Jiran after going out, and whether he will continue to quarrel with him, he doesn't care.

He took Chang Qing to stand under a sycamore tree at the door, and tried to reason with Chang Qing again.

"Student Chang Qing." Gu An looked at Chang Qing seriously, "I need to correct what you said just now. First, Pei Jiran and I are just casual acquaintances. Three times. Second, I am not a white lotus, not a little boy, and even less a mistress. Third, the most important thing is that I am a straight man. I don't care about any grievances between you and Pei Jiran, but please don't set the fire on fire Come to me, OK? I'm not in the mood to put a foot between you!"

Such words are the most unkind words that Gu An can say.He always cares about the other party's feelings when he speaks, and he doesn't speak too harshly.This time, he directly expressed his dissatisfaction and disgust for being innocently involved in this incident, which shows how angry he is.

But Chang Qing once again told him what it means to be unreasonable.

"You clearly heard what I said in the box! But you didn't reveal what you heard, but pretended to meet me by chance as if you didn't know anything. Would you bother to pretend if you didn't have the slightest thought?"

"You have to be reasonable. In that case, I'm just afraid that if I go in rashly, it will make things worse."

Besides, he and Pei Jiran are classmates in high school after all, so we still have to save some face for each other. In that case, we can directly disregard the relationship, and the other party's face will not look good.What's more, he couldn't confirm whether Pei Jiran really liked him from Chang Qing's one-sided words.It would be embarrassing if he directly dismissed it, but the other party really only regarded him as a friend.

But Chang Qing couldn't understand Gu An's thoughts at all, and stared at Gu An with a pair of aggrieved red eyes: "You are unreasonable! The best solution at that time was clearly that you go in and explain clearly to Pei Jiran, just say You don't like him cutting off his thoughts, instead of standing outside and eavesdropping timidly! You coward!"

He no longer spoke in a disguised female voice, and used his own voice, with a weeping tone.

Gu An listened, as if he really heard something from it... No wonder!

Gu An Fu's forehead, this is probably the so-called "a scholar meets a soldier, it's hard to explain why".

He was very helpless and said: "Chang Qing, what exactly do you want from me before you believe that I have no personal affair with Pei Jiran?"

"Go and talk to him! Tell him in front of him that you don't like him, you like women!"

Gu An saw how the other party felt wronged by Bala, and took out a pack of tissues from his pocket and handed it to him.Chang Qing took it angrily, took out a tissue and blew her nose vigorously.

Gu An: "..."

"...Forgive me..." He mulled over and said, "If what you said is true, then Pei Jiran is a typical scumbag, and it's not worth your troubles for him."

"Hmph - of course I know it's not worth it. But if he likes men, why should he like you and not me? Am I worse than you?"

Gu An: "..."

So, your old focus is on me being a man, and you are super unwilling to lose?

Gu An said that he couldn't quite understand the brain circuit of the other party.

Well, he didn't want to understand either.

He said sincerely: "Of course you are no worse than me." He smiled, "Miss Cai Cai's reputation is overwhelming. You should not be hanged on a tree with a crooked neck like you."

Seeing that Chang Qing's face was a little better, Gu An continued his efforts: "Well, if it's okay, I'll leave first."

If you don't slip now, when will you wait?

However, Chang Qing didn't want to let him go.

"No." He sniffed and said in a very strong tone, "I'm in a bad mood, you have to drink with me."

Gu An forced a smile: "...don't you hate me?"

Chang Qing just said with red eyes: "I don't like people like you. What's so funny about laughing and laughing, most of the time you're either a hypocrite or a real villain!"

Gu An warned himself not to argue with angry people, and said, "Then..."

Chang Qing interrupted him: "But half of what happened today was caused by you, and you must be responsible to the end!"

Gu Anchang has never seen someone like Chang Qing at his age, and even though he showed such an obvious attitude of rejection, the other party was still able to speak on his own.He who has always been good-tempered was really angry, and said: "Don't you think of me as a rival in love? You want me to accompany you to drink, do you have no friends?"

When Chang Qing heard this, his eyes turned red all of a sudden: "You don't have any friends!"

Gu An: "..."

But after waiting, he found that Chang Qing's expression was more like pretending to be stubborn, so he couldn't help laughing dryly, and said, "You don't really have no friends, do you?"

"I want you to take care of it!" Chang Qing was extremely angry, "You are my young master and I want you to accompany me, so I will go by myself!"

After all, he really walked away.

The author has something to say:

You may not believe it, but Young Master Chang has been running towards the asshole of the scumbag, otherwise the scumbag would have lost control.In other words, he is a natural 1.

ps: Young Master Chang has only publicly worn women's clothing once.

pps: Young Master Chang really has no friends.

ppps: Lithops is a kind of succulent, commonly known as butt, butt flower.