unbearable rainy night

The tabby cat roared at Yunshang: "Laugh, laugh, laugh, you are crazy!"

On the contrary, Yun Shang smiled even more happily.

Tabby waited until he was tired from laughing, and then came over. It put its front paws on Yunshang's forehead, looked at Yunshang with its big round eyes, and said with a serious face: "I'm serious. Yes, promise me that you will die tomorrow, okay?"

Yun Shang laughed, "Why do I feel like you are proposing to me?"

Tiger Banner went into a rage, "Propose a fart! You go to the lawyer's office tomorrow to finish the will, and you die as you want, I will not care about you!"

Yun Shang smiled and said, "Tomorrow is Sunday, they will have a holiday."

Tiger Ban shouted: "Then tmd find someone who doesn't have holidays. Do you think the law firm is a state-owned enterprise? Don't work on Sunday?"

Yunshang squinted his eyes and thought for a while, then said, "Okay, then you have to promise me that you must take good care of Little Yunduo!"

Tiger Ban said impatiently: "Don't worry, I promise to raise her until she is 18 years old."

Yunshang pushed Tiger Ban away, and jumped up from the ground, "Okay, I'm relieved just what you said." He paused and asked, "Where's Little Yunduo? You left her at home alone ?”

Hu Ban said with a gloomy face: "Now you think about her? Why didn't you think about her when you were just looking for death? What's more, you are going to die, so why do you care about her?"

Yun Shang smiled and said: "I don't care about it, I just ask when I have nothing to do."

Tabby: "Tough mouth."

Yun Shang: "Hehe."

Tiger Ban shook his fur, and said, "Little Yunduo has fallen asleep, don't worry, my tail is guarding her, she will be fine."

"Tail?" Yun Shang was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that the tabby cat's tail seemed a little short, about four-fifths of the normal size.

The tabby shook its tail again, and the remaining four-fifths of it fell off immediately, turning into a chubby kitten. The kitten let out a cry and ran around. This tabby is much prettier.

Yunshang became interested all of a sudden, and bent down to pluck the kitten with his hand. The kitten circled his finger back and forth, and rubbed against the back of his hand. A kitten is rubbed for a meal.

The kitten was annoyed by being rubbed, and suddenly bit it off, causing two streams of blood to flow from Yunshang's palm.

But Yunshang was not annoyed, he started laughing again, laughing innocently like a child.

Tabby looked at him contemptuously again, "Can you fucking stop being like a child."

Yun Shang laughed and said, "But I'm just a child!"

He has always been a child, he will not grow up, and he has no lofty ideals, he just wants to stay by Shen Chong's side as a support, and look up to that guy all the time.

But that guy's death made Yunshang grow up completely, as if he had matured like Shen Chong overnight, but he knew that he would never be able to become Shen Chong, he just wanted to turn himself into Shen Chong, and then comforted himself that guy is still living in this world.

Even still live in their own body.

So, he hasn't laughed so presumptuously for a long time.

The tabby looked at the cloud with even more contempt. It wanted to say something, but suddenly its face darkened, and then it jumped out instantly, spinning for two and a half weeks in the air, and then added a super difficult Thomas maneuver, all at once. He jumped into the demolition building and grabbed Yang Zi who was hiding in the dark.

Tiger Banner grabbed Yang Zi's shoulders with its two hind paws, and Yang Zi's cheeks with its front paws. Its eyes met Yang Zi's eyes directly. It sniffed greedily, and there was a touch that only humans can appear at the corner of its mouth. Sinister smile.

"Hehe, the soul is still a virgin, um, um, your taste must be very delicious."

Yang Zi is usually in a semi-empty state outside, and he will pass through it directly when he encounters an entity, but this big tabby can catch him, which is too unimaginable.

And, what does this big cat say, what tastes delicious?Is it going to eat itself?

Yang Zi trembled instinctively, his calves were trembling, and the weight of this big cat was still very heavy. Yang Zi, who was in a half-vain state and half elusive state, finally couldn't hold on after a second, and went away with a plop. Kneel down.

The big cat was meowing and was already licking its tongue.

Yang Zi hurriedly shouted, "Help me, Yunshang, save me!"

Huban sneered, "He's in danger, how can he save you? So you just..."

Speaking of this, there was a foul smell suddenly, Tiger Ban hurriedly looked down, and saw that Yang Zi actually peed his pants.

"I'll wipe..." Tabby jumped and landed on the ground not far away, staring at this guy with wide eyes.After all, this ghost peed his pants?It has lived a thousand years and this is the first time I have seen it.

And do ghosts really pee their pants?

The urine was a little yellow, because the smell caused by the things Yang Zi ate before was also particularly stench, Tiger Ban felt his whole body trembling because of nausea, and all the hair on his tail stood on end.

Yun Shang came over from a distance, grabbed Tiger Ban by the tail, motioned him not to be too nervous, and said, "They're all our own."

Tabby took two steps back, "My own people are still sneaky? It doesn't look like a good thing."

Yun Shang smiled, "It's mainly because I'm in a bad mood and scolded him, he's just embarrassed to see me."

Tabby: "You scolded him in a bad mood, and he was embarrassed to see you? It must be because you were embarrassed to see him?"

Yun Shang said: "The main reason is that I have a bad temper, and he avoids me because he is afraid that I will scold him again."

Tabby hissed, "You've scolded him and he's still following you shamelessly. Are you sure he has no other purpose? Maybe he has malicious intentions!"

Yun Shang chuckled, "Malicious? You little stupid cat, you have already said that he is a virgin, you must feel that he has almost no energy in him, right? The ghosts of the ghosts can't even scare people to death, so there are other purposes?"

Tiger Ban raised his head, "I don't care, anyway, I think his sneakiness is definitely not a good thing."

Yun Shang pointed at himself, "You thought I was not a good person before!"

Tiger Ban said coldly: "The problem is, you are not a good thing!"

Speechless on the cloud.

After explaining for a long time, he finally explained clearly that it was a misunderstanding. Yunshang felt that he was really tired today, and he wanted to go home.

Tiger Ban meowed, jumped onto Yunshang's shoulder and said, "Today is still your home, tomorrow it will be mine."

It accentuated the tone and reminded.

Yun Shang nodded weakly, "Don't worry, don't worry, I won't forget, I won't forget."

Tiger Ban looked at Yang Zi following behind with a wary face, and asked in a low tone, "What is the identity of that guy behind?"

Yun Shang yawned and said: "I used to be a scholar, um, after the war broke out, I was thrown into the sea and drowned alive. Later, I accidentally escaped the seduction of ghosts and drifted on the sea. Floating here for hundreds of years, and because of this, the energy in his body is almost zero, and he dare not go out at ordinary times, only dare to go out if he follows me."

"Scholar?" Huban's face was full of disbelief, "I see that this guy looks like a scholar, but he doesn't look like a scholar at all. Those eyes seem to have killed someone."

Yun Shang smiled and said, "Brother, can you stop being so prescient? After death, the eyes will become cloudy, and the eyes of the soul will also change. What's more, if he has killed people, then the whole world has killed people." people."

Hu Ban turned his head to look at Yang Zi again, and suddenly asked Yun Shang, "Hey, that guy in the back is your concubine, right?"

Yun Shang gave Tiger Ban a middle finger, "Do you have shit in your eyes? Are you so blind?"

Tiger Ban nodded slowly, "That's good, that's good, I'm afraid he will share the property with me!"

It tilted that big head, "Then he's much more pleasing to my eyes now."

Yun Shang flicked the tabby hard with his index finger, "You, you, I think you're out of money's eye. You don't like anyone who competes with you for inheritance."

Tiger Banner grumbled in its stomach, "Nonsense, who would have trouble with money?" It said righteously.

On the elevator on the 18th floor, after being separated from Yang Zi, Yunshang took Tiger Ban and went home directly. As soon as he entered the door, Yunshang went into the toilet. After agreeing to take off his clothes and prepare to take a shower, he found out after taking off his clothes and pants There was a long gash in his shirt, and there was also a long gash on his back.

Yunshang didn't feel the pain until after this incident, he grinned his teeth, and found alcohol from the drawer after a while, just poured the alcohol on the blood on his back, the burning pain made Yunshang's whole body tense, His painful tears were about to flow out.

"Damn it," he growled, "wait for a more comfortable death next time, um, um, if you can't, just take sleeping pills!"

But a cold voice quickly interrupted Yunshang's fantasy, and the tabby cat said: "Silly, it will be more painful to take sleeping pills. If you take too many sleeping pills, it will affect the digestive function of the stomach and intestines. Digesting these things in the stomach will make your stomach bloated, and at the same time, the body will strongly reject these things, so stomach cramps will occur, and the things you eat will mix with your food and rush up from the esophagus. But because you are already conscious Fuzzy, you can't open your mouth anymore, but your stomach is twitching again and again, and finally the liquid will flow out of your nasal cavity and even your ears. And your body's instinct will make you continue to breathe, so the overflowing Things will enter your body again and be sucked into your airway through your nose. You will feel very painful, stomach cramps and strong acid stimulation in your nose and mouth. Then the fluid rushes into your lungs and blocks your bronchial tubes, So in this case, your body lacks oxygen, and you die in severe pain. This process will last about 30 minutes, and 30 minutes will torture you to death, and you still want to feel comfortable!"

It has said so much in a long way, and it sounds unreliable. I guess it was found in Baidu Encyclopedia, right?

Yun Shang hurriedly turned his head and looked at the tabby who was staring at his naked body. He covered his sensitive parts and yelled, "Damn it, how did you get in here?"

Tiger Banner snorted coldly, lowered its head suddenly, and arched under the bathroom door, its fat body turned into a piece of paper and went out.

There was another bang on the cloud, and at this time the tiger's voice came from outside: "The mouse is too small to attack, so let's do a little suffering with peace of mind."

Yunshang was taken aback, "Mouse?" He lowered his head, and he reacted instantly. He yelled at Tiger Banner through the door: "Fuck, who do you think is younger?"

Tabby meowed and walked away.