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Chapter 63: The war is over before it even started (3)

, In fact, the past few years were fine, but this year Rocky also went to school, and Sol was unbalanced.

His thinking was, since my brother has come to school, why not sleep with me?

Brother Hammer was dissatisfied, and he said again that there is no mountain without hills, heaven and earth are daring to be with Ji Jue, and finally fell asleep. His roommates later said that he called Frigga’s mother once in his dream, Loki twelve times, brother thirteen times, and Tony in the morning. Stark asked him with two dark circles under his eyes, aren't your brother and Loki the same person, why do you have two names for Mao?

Who knows what is going on in Saul's mind, no normal person would know.

But when Tony asked this question, he saw Sol blushing.

Loki also met some people in Slytherin. He and his roommate Barty Crouch Jr. quickly got in touch, and met Sirius’ younger brother Regulus. Regulus is The second-year prefect, having a good relationship with him is of great significance. He can directly determine whether he can have midnight snacks and homework and other living conditions in the following days.

What Regulus meant was, you are a Slytherin, and I am a Slytherin too. You have a Gryffindor idiot brother, and I have a Gryffindor idiot brother, and we are determined to be friends.

Well, the real reason is that both the Odin family and the Black family are the largest families in the wizarding world, and the Odin family may be even bigger, so this is why Regulus is very friendly to Loki.

The advantage of Slytherin is that everyone is smart, they don't do stupid things, and they feel comfortable when they talk, instead of talking to idiots when the other party doesn't understand and gets annoyed to death.

On the way, I met a senior in the fifth grade, James Buchanan Barnes. This senior was also called the Winter Soldier, because Hogwarts rehearsed a stage play last semester, and Senior Barnes played the role of the Winter Soldier. , he just happens to have the same steel arm as the Winter Soldier, and it's just a real performance.

"Hello, senior!"

"Hello... Dean Laofei asked everyone to gather in the lounge. I have something to say."

Regulus said decently: "Understood, I'll take the juniors there right now, senior, you go ahead?"

"No, I'll follow you," Gao Leng's fifth-grade senior Dong Bing Juju said calmly, "I forgot how to go back to the hall."

——Senior Barnes, do you want to be such a fool!Where did the tyrannical and cool Winter Soldier die together?

Of course, the two people present both concealed their emotions, and did not express their expressions like shouting, but just politely led a road-crazy Senior Barnes back, calling out the Slytherin students from one dorm to the next. them.

Finally, we gathered together in the lounge to listen to Dean Lao Fei’s speech. The usual Lao Fei wore a hat to cover his Wuke head. Loki had seen Lao Fei bald, because this gentleman often went to Odin’s house Talk about life and ideals.

Loki also remembered that Lao Fei wanted to leave him very much, because Lao Fei had no sons, so the issue of heirs was worrying, so he really wanted to follow Loki in the past-this is what Odin said.

The speech was also on the scene, without any practical meaning. At the end of the meeting, when everyone broke up, Loki deliberately slowed down for a while, because he saw Lao Fei blinking at him.

Just like before, although Mr. Lawfield is Wu Ke, he has a delicate heart. Loki thinks it would be good to adopt him, so that he and Thor can take over the two families, and the power will be even greater in the future.

"The school food may not be suitable for you. I'll bring you a box of pies. If it's delicious, I'll buy it next time you come to the office." Lao Fei said to Loki, who saw that it was his My favorite yellow peach pie, I immediately smiled.

——If it's really Lao Fei's son, it seems pretty good.

Compared with Loki, Brother Hammer is a bit melancholy today.They had some kind of exam in fifth grade. He was very difficult in the subject of transfiguration. Professor McGonagall, the president of the Lion Academy, had reminded him many times, but he hadn't improved at all.

So he spends an hour a day practicing Transfiguration with other fifth-grade Transfiguration-impaired students, and less time with his brother.

A few days passed.

Seeing Steve, who does not need make-up lessons for decathlon, and his family Bucky, who also does not need make-up lessons for decathlon, show affection every day, Sol can't sit still.He wanted to find his younger brother to come out to play, so he ran to the door of the black magic classroom and waited.

Tired of waiting, I ran to the corner and sat down to sleep.

When Sol woke up, the first-year black magic class was just over. He rubbed his eyes and stood up, and saw the students all scattered away, while Loki and Narufi were talking and laughing towards the black magic class. office go.

That smile, those eyebrows, it was like seeing him for the first time.

Sol's mind finally returned to normal, and an idea appeared in his normal brain: his brother and Mr. Lawfield seemed to have a good relationship.

How strange.

Saul hates Laufe.

But when he thought about it, he finally confirmed that the reason he hated Lao Fei was because his brother had a good relationship with him.

So Sol, the golden retriever who was suddenly melancholy, wrote a letter to his mother at night.

"Dear Mum, I found out that Rocky and Mr. Lawfield had a great relationship, but it's a shame that I was jealous of it. Why? After I gave it to Fandral, I regretted it, and I hope that I am the only one in Loki's heart. Mom, is there something wrong with my brain?"

Frigga wrote back a letter the next day: "Dear son, do you know your brother? Well, I know he definitely doesn't know, don't let him know, you will scare him. Continue if you have something to do Letter, Mom is very happy to help you solve your relationship problems. PS: Rocky and Mr. Lawfield have a good relationship? Really?"

Saul replied a letter with two words written on it: Really.

So, Odin's house exploded.

Finally, after some thinking, Frigga replied to such a letter.

"Dear son, actually, Loki is not your father's son..."

Saul replied, it was still a short line.

"WTF!!! Mom!!! Don't say such things anymore! I'm covering you and run away! Don't let Dad know that you have an affair with someone else and have a baby! Mom, run!!!"

Frigga, who received this letter, showed the letter to Odin, and both of them felt that Sol really had a brain problem.

——You have a bad mind to think that one of your parents who love to show affection is cheating on you!

☆, Hogwarts series - let's get married!

"Saul, since you said that, then we can only tell the truth." Frigga wrote in the letter, and said to Mr. Odin who was uneasy: "No way, my son will have his own when he grows up. Choice, if we don't figure it out he might go crazy, trust him."

Odin rolled his eyes: "Trust him, trust him, I trust him."

Frigga ignored her husband, she knew that he had always hated Sol a little bit, as a member of the Odin family, Sol was a little irritable, a little stupid, and the things in his mind were different from normal people , but he is a good boy, he is just, kind, friendly and loyal, but he is too much like Odin, too much like Odin. Er is very dissatisfied.

"What is the thing I am most dissatisfied with? Frigga, you must know. Sol loves his brother, which was a good thing, but now it seems that the love is too much. Our family has always been because the name is the same as the Norse mythology. And being ridiculed by others, if Sol and his younger brother really get involved, people will definitely say that we belong to a messy [beep——] family like the Nordic protoss!"

Frigga comforted her husband and said, "It's okay, it's okay, Rocky is not biological, they can get married as much as they want, and they can get married as many times as they want."

- what the hell.

So Mr. Odin said, hey, it's not bad, so Sol's relationship is justified.

So Frigga Mama said, that way Loki can stay in our house forever, which is really good.

So no one knows exactly what kind of mood they wrote this letter.

In short, when it was in Saul’s hands, what was written in this letter looked like this——

"Dear son, we need to tell you the truth, Rocky is Laufey's child, and I didn't give birth to it—don't think about whether your father had an affair with Laufey and then they gave birth to Loki, you Dad will kill you. Sol, you have always wanted to marry Loki. Your dad and I know that. Now I just want to tell you that Loki is not your biological brother. It is not against any law for you two to marry. Law and human relations, don't pursue him carelessly, my eldest son!"

Saul had received such a letter, so he was in shock.

One: It turns out that Rocky is really not his biological brother.

Two: It turns out that Loki can marry him.

Three: Damn it!I never thought about marrying Loki!

So, Gryffindor Castle exploded.

The considerate Mr. Steve Rogers first discovered the friend's problem, and he frowned nicely: "Sol, what's wrong with you? Did you eat fried chicken and eat bad stomach?"

I saw Sol asked with a look of horror: "Captain, am I going to marry my brother?"

Steve: "(⊙_⊙)!!!"

Regardless of the fact that Mr. Steve Rogers, who has always played the role of Captain America, was shocked, he was about to send Saul to the medical room, but Tony stopped him.

"Oh, oh, my good captain, your partner is in Slytherin, and you have already settled down, you can't feel how sad the relationship between Sol and his brother who is related to him is, Let us help him—Saul, explain how much you love your brother."

Saul said, "I don't want to marry him..."

Everyone is WTF.

Yes, because of the turmoil just now, now the Communist Party and the Women's Federation team have gathered, because they are in the common room, so Natasha and Lily have also gathered here, to say that this woman doesn't care how much she hears gossip Powerful, will be excited for such a moment.Although Natasha has a steel-like will, her steel will disintegrates directly when faced with gossip.

"What did you say? You don't want to marry your brother? Oh my god Lord Thor, I thought you were a blood-loving bastard like the real Thor? Turns out you've got some left Morality~"

This is Tony's cheap voice. To be honest, he always felt that Sol, who would talk about his brother Loki countless times in an hour, was hopeless, but now Sol said that he didn't want to marry Loki!

Is it his bad ears or a problem with his comprehension? !

"I, I didn't think about getting married or anything. Anyway, I've been with Loki all the time. It's good to just go on like this." Seeing everyone staring at him, Sol was obviously embarrassed.

"You can't be together forever, later Rocky likes a girl or a boy, and then he's off to start a new family, you're just a brother, oh god, don't look at me like I mean It’s like something bad happened,” Natasha came over and said persuasively, “But you must be okay, because you still have chicken legs without your brother.”

Sol's embarrassed expression gradually became dull, and gradually became frightened.

"Wow, I don't want to be separated from my brother! I want to marry him!"

Just rushed out.

Lily gave Natasha a "Like" gesture, and the two red-haired girls were refreshed by the gossip. Sirius and James next to them were stunned in their seats, or the only ones involved were Tony and Natasha, and even Lily were onlookers, and the rest of the people were stunned by such a big change.

"My God," murmured good old Bruce, "we need to tell Loki, or he's going to be scared stupid by his brother."

—Yes, Thor figured it out, but what about Loki?

Sirius subconsciously wanted to find his younger brother. He and Loki were both Slytherin, so it was easy to talk, but there was no class in Slytherin today, and the little snakes were all nestled in the dormitory. Who knew where to find them.

"It's ruined," Natasha clapped her hands together, "I'm only trying to stimulate this stupid guy... He rushes over in such a hurry, the proposal is impossible to succeed, and he will be kicked out as mentally ill... We are too reckless. "

——The perspective shifts to Saul.

He didn't take his wand, and speaking of which, the stick was no longer able to embolden him. He was now imposing, clear-headed (?), and half of his body was covered with pink bubbles and half with death-defying flames.

He finally wanted to understand his own mind.

It doesn't seem good to use such a soft-hearted word to describe Thor, a strong man.

Of course, even if he is a strong man, Sol is still a young strong man. For the first time in his life, he discovered the truth of the things he had been wondering about. For the first time in his life, he found that his brother might leave him and was full of anxiety. It was also the first time that he felt that Loki importance.

So he ran to the door of Slytherin and grabbed a Slytherin student casually: "Hello, can you call my brother out for me? His name is Loki, and he is a first-year student."

The student saw the excited face of the Gryffindor senior in front of him, and thought he was angry, so he was frightened, and hurried to find Loki for help.

As soon as Loki came out, Sol pulled him and ran, until he ran to the shore of Daming Lake—ah no, it was the edge of the woods. Loki's face turned red from panting, and Sol didn't stop.

"younger brother……"

"Ok?"

"Let's get married!"

"what?!"

"Loki, my good brother, in fact, you and I are not biological brothers, what a wonderful thing this is! We can form a marriage without any scruples! I'm so happy that I'm going to fly!"

I'm about to fly.

Loki thought, if it wasn't for the idiot in front of him still holding his hand, he would have been so scared that he would have flown into the sky.

Sol told him everything, including the fact that his biological father was actually Lao Fei, regardless of why Lao Fei put him in Odin's house, everything became clear anyway.

Loki is definitely not the child of Odin and Frigga.

Immediately, tears were about to fall.

——It’s no wonder he doesn’t like fried chicken and other fried foods, but his brother and dad both love them, no wonder he likes the pudding Laufe, no wonder he’s different from Sol in many ways.

No wonder Thor is a low IQ while Loki has brains.

This doesn't seem like a particularly sad thing.

He thought so, but his heart was in a trance.

What should I do next?

I heard the idiot Sol still smirking: "Brother, are you too happy?"

— Glad you hammer!

"Brother, so that we can be together forever, we can apply for marriage! And adopt a child, what do you like? I like smart kids with black hair, just like you."

Rocky couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped him: "You want smart kids, what qualifications do you have to want smart offspring if you're stupid."

Saul smiled grinningly: "But you are smart."

Suddenly, I felt that my sadness just now was too stupid. Odin and Frigga are very good parents. They have not treated him badly because he is not their own for so many years, and they will not in the future, and Sol...

... "Ah, mistletoe! We have mistletoe on top of our heads! Two people standing under the mistletoe are about to kiss!"

Saul was still as silly as ever.

"...The couple should kiss when they are standing below." Loki rolled his eyes and said, suddenly felt that he had said something terrible.

Couples, kissing or something.

Of course, there was no kiss at the end. She was too young, and if it was true, she might be regarded as a pervert by others.

Although Rocky's mental age has come.

But that night, when Rocky has a dream that he's bald like Laufey, he wakes up with a fright and realizes it's better to love fried chicken than to be bald.

The author has something to say: Alright~ This article is over~

This article took a long time to write. . .Although there are not many words, it is also procrastinating.

I still hope you like it!

Thanks to all readers who left comments, smashed thunder, and favorited!I love you all!

In the future, I will slowly fill in the other Xiying pits. . .But because I can't V, it will be very slow, sorry.

Well, I have another small tree!applaud!

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