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Chapter 29: The Ice Giant's Monologue

To be honest, Laufey, the leader of the ice giants, may be a good leader, but he is not a good father, or he is destined to be ill-fated. This world just does not give him the chance to be a good father.

Ice giants are the race that can tolerate the temperature in this ghostly place of Jordheim among all creatures, but even so, their reproductive ability and many other abilities will be greatly reduced here.But when the territory was first divided, the number of ice giants was too small, and their strength was too weak, so they were assigned to a bad place.

Well, at that time they had no objection to the cold climate, because they were indeed more cold-resistant than ordinary creatures.It’s just that it’s been a long time, hundreds of years, thousands of years, tens of thousands of years or more, these blue-skinned guys can’t stand it anymore, but at that time all species have settled down and recuperated on their own territory , no one is willing to change places with the ice giants.

So since Lau Fei came to power, until about 2000 years ago, only one of his partners had given birth to a child—because Lau Fei is the leader of the ice giant after all, and the leader is very powerful, and the reproduction of the ice giant is very strong. It is related to strength. If the strength and energy of the two parties are too different, it will affect fertility.In this way, Lau Fei will know more about the importance of direct heirs such as sons or daughters, not only a matter of inheriting the position, but also representing the inheritance of feelings and blood. The bigger it is, the weaker it is.

Then, he had a child, and that child could tell from the moment he was born that he was extremely talented, in terms of magic, of course, his talent in combat was relatively low, but it was still at the level of a normal ice giant—you know This magic-based race is quite embarrassing in combat, although their bodies are huge.He regarded this child as a baby, and after being a baby for a day or two, he could imagine how much favor this child would receive from everyone as the only newborn born in the entire race of ice giants in the past few years.

Then what!The cheating frontier people fought with the cheating Asgardians!The border of the cheating Jordheim is actually so close to the center of Jordheim!Jordheim is just that big!People on the frontier, make a fuss!

Then, during the war, Lau Fei's good son and baby were lost just like that.

No bones left, bastard! ! !

This has to make people living on the land of Jordheim wonder if the Asgardians have the habit of stealing children. In fact, of course, they may have been completely blown to death. The baby is too fragile.But Laufey would rather hate the Asgardians secretly and aimlessly, and believe that they stole his child, rather than believe that he was dead, which is probably what normal parents think.

Laufey was unhappy for days after the incident, until he started thinking about having a new baby.He hooked up with another ice giant with good strength, and then started a new man-making plan. Then, more than 1000 years ago, he had a new child.

This child is called Yurmgunter, and his talent is completely different from his brother's. He is a relatively strong person in terms of force. Although he looks like a doll after becoming an ordinary person, he can dismantle Gundam with his bare hands after all. Don't be too violent.

So this brat messed up a lot of Lao Fei's affairs. He was very naughty, very naughty, very incapable of being obedient, and his destructive power was astonishing.The Jordheim people are not very used to this kind of brat who uses pure force, and he is often played around by him, and there is no way to restrain him.At times like this Laufey thought of his eldest son who had been stolen—he felt more and more over the years that the mean Asgardian must have stolen that child—that child must have been quiet and intelligent, he Think, think with his Wu Ke's bald head, and then worry about the youngest son, and become a father who is even more incapable of being a father.

That's why his youngest son was missing for several days before he found out that someone was missing.Youlm is too rough, his father can't control him, this time he ran to the earth to make trouble, his father thought he fell into the toilet and couldn't get out.

Well, now that I know that my son has gone to the earth, I feel at ease. There is no strong person on the earth. This is the consensus of the Nine Realms.He felt that he could continue to pay attention to the Science and Education Channel and natural science, and see animals such as penguins and polar bears every day, and then accidentally clicked on a piece of news: "The blue giant is lying on the top floor of the Stark Tower. Big Smurfs?!"

"What kind of Smurf, people in the courtyard are so naive..." Lau Fei murmured, and was surprised to find that the "Smurf" seemed to be his family's brat! ! !

Fuck! ! !

I have a big trough! ! !

This is not surprise or panic at all. Laufei has never imagined that his son will appear on the TV set of the people in the courtyard. Too exposed and scandalous! ! !

He remembered that when he was watching TV a few days ago, this channel—what is it called a news channel—was always talking about teenagers stealing things, teenagers stealing their parents’ money to play games, kids imitating game characters and then Killing someone, this made him subconsciously feel that this channel likes to talk about bad things, things about teenagers turning bad.

Perhaps in a few days, we will see the human host of this channel complaining about "teenagers running away from home and going to other planets to lie on other people's mansions, making their families ashamed." This kind of news, and then Lauphy Just like the parents of those teenagers, pitifully being reprimanded by a group of young policemen—in his eyes, no matter how old the policeman is, they are all young—like a kid.

Oh my god, that's a shame.

But even so, this old Wu Ke didn't think about whether his son might be captured or something. People on earth are quite weak, and his son will definitely not be in danger, but he needs to hurry up. The bear kid was caught, and in view of the fact that he might really be ashamed and thrown on another intelligent planet, he really didn't want to face it at all.

So, Lau Fei turned into a human form and ran to the earth by himself!He is a dead house!The previous TV and movies were all brought to him by the people below!Oh yeah, he's finally traveling too!

You from the stars!Wu Ke from the stars!

When he arrived on Earth, he was not busy looking for his son. He had to adapt to the living habits of human beings first, so as not to be considered strange when he went to the police station to pick up the child.So he had a good reason to go to some ice and snow park for a day, it was not as cold as Jodheim, it was quite cute, and he even bought an ice lantern.

As a result, when we went to the police station the next day, everyone still looked at him like a snake spirit, which was very strange. "We have never taken in such a blue-skinned person here, sir. If you really don't believe me, I can show you the file—generally, we will record an extra security file in order to dispel people's doubts. But if you really If you have something to do with that blue-skinned guy, you can go to S.H.I.E.L.D., which specializes in managing unnatural things."

The policemen gently sent Wu Ke from the stars—and Lau Fei, who had turned into a human, was unsurprisingly a Wu Ke—out.Mr. Wu Ke from the stars is sad, he doesn't know the exact location of S.H.I.E.L.D.His understanding of the human world is too little.

Hmm - it doesn't matter, anyway, his son is so powerful that he can't die, so why not go to the ice and snow park for another day (⊙o⊙)

……

As for the Stark Tower, Yulm sneezed several times when he woke up in the morning, and he always felt like he was wondering who was talking about him.Then he was wide awake. "Rocky, let's go play~ I saw the Ice and Snow Paradise discount today~" The bear child began to get tired of the second prince of the Protoss.

"It's too cold there, I don't like the cold." The second prince said coldly and noblely. It is true that he just got up and his hair is a bit messy, but this only makes him more cute, or more human.

Two hours later, they were off, to some place where kids from Ice World or Ice Park liked to hang out—it was stupid, and he really didn't like the cold, Loki thought, but his brother would have liked to take his clothes off. The way he took it off made him feel very warm.

I have to say, this kind of warmth is also stupid.

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