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You~you who fell from the sky~lightly landed on my horseback~

——No, wrong, it fell heavily on the top of Stark Tower.

It is said to be on the top of the building, but it is actually a small training base on the top floor, where the Avengers usually do some discordant things. For example, after Captain America broke too many sandbags, Tony gave him a slap The broken self-repairing metal belt is placed on the top floor, and this metal can also collect the energy of being hit, so that the strength in the captain's pair of chest muscles has been perfectly utilized, and Tony's abacus is crackling.

Then the energy of more people in their team has been used. For example, every time the Hulk bursts his shirt, it can cause a great energy impact. There was a heavy impact, for example, the "baji" who came later, his iron arm was not twice as strong as that of ordinary people, and for example, the Thor and evil god who just came now .

Of course, as a guest, Thor will not directly provide energy to Stark Industries generously, because he also has a younger brother who likes to do bad things to Iron Man.Rocky and Tony are both aggressive and domineering people in the Xueba group, and they both have the same brain circuit: to make things difficult for others.

In other words, it is to add obstacles to the other party.

So when Tony thought about it and wanted to use Thor directly as a labor force to produce natural energy for Stark Industries, the evil god Loki stopped in front of Tony so proudly—in view of his height, he was indeed arrogant—— Said to him: "You have to give the good before you can get the good, dwarf."

It's disgusting.

Tony said to Jarvis very naturally: "Raise up a little so I can see the top of this annoying god."

Jarvis let out a "hmm" and raised the armor a bit. This loyal and loving Mr. System also deliberately turned down the noise, hoping that Loki would not see the two lights that appeared at the feet of the red iron shell.Maybe next time the soles of the armor would have to be made into retractable heels, Jarvis thought, but the idea couldn't be shared with Tony, or even he might be donated to college.

Then, then Tony saw Loki glance at him with disdain, and floated up from the ground more naturally, so Iron Man was dropped again in terms of height.

——Can you still play happily together!

After gritted his teeth to prepare himself mentally, and said "don't care about the bear children of the Protoss" more than ten times in a row, the human superhero, rich and powerful, young (huh), rich, suave, suave, gentle and unrestrained. Iron Man, who didn't occupy his body, finally took a deep breath: "The evil god, how are you, come and tell me what I should do."

Jarvis felt that if this scene could be recorded and sold to many failed businessmen who hated Tony or people who had been suppressed by him, they would definitely make a lot of money, perhaps more than what Stark Industries earned in a year. need more.

So he secretly recorded all of this, and he would implement the above plan when Stark's industrial economy was unable to turn around in the future, he thought.As a system, a program and a large machine, Jarvis is really ingenious.

Well, this time the game also ended with Rocky's small victory.Tony took off his steel helmet and smiled resignedly. Loki winked at him. "Be happy, man, you haven't lost anything."

Well, Tony did not lose anything, even if he lost in the confrontation between the talker and the slut just now, but he still did not lose anything, because he got the opportunity to study the great prince of Asgard—Mr. Qualified for some abilities, he can also extract Mr. Thor's energy within a suitable range, um, within a suitable range.

So this is the younger brother's way of caring for his elder brother?Tony Stark walked back to the top floor. I don’t know if he rolled his eyes or two in the middle, but it doesn’t matter, he did get benefits. The opportunity to directly study the Protoss is not available to humans, and he can use it freely in this process. Limited extraction of Thor's energy - Judging from the fact that this guy usually consumes a lot of energy casually, there is of course no limit to what he can extract.This time it’s a cheap brat, Tony thought, it’s not a bad thing to let Rocky get some verbal favors. To deal with such a tempered person, you have to smooth his hair to play happily with him .

—that's what a real man doesn't care about winning or losing, Tony thought.

Well, at least I know a little bit. This evil god who seems to have no love for his brother actually protects his brother very well. It is conceivable that his brother who has been poor in IQ all the year round will do it if he is not protected by a brother with a good brain. How many stupid things or how many gods or Teijin deceived.

Well, at least in this way, it can be confirmed that the two brothers do not pose much threat to the earth. The elder brother loves the earth and the younger brother loves the gods of the elder brother. This kind of crazy Norse mythology sounds really harmonious.

Loki was not far away, feeling hot in his ears, as if someone was saying bad things about him, um.

Then all the superheroes and non-superheroes gathered on the top floor, Tony said that they could have a fight to enhance their friendship, and by the way familiarize themselves with each other’s abilities for future cooperation, given that the Earthlings and Asgardians now have a common enemy —Ice giants, then they should be more united and friendly.

"You have to show me your abilities first, because you are fighters, and I am a mage. The abilities of fighters are more or less the same, but there are many mages, so I You need to be familiar with your skills, and then decide how to...well, assist? Cooperate? Or rescue you." Loki said first, what he said earlier is still very reasonable and convincing, although the last sentence is very It's obviously sarcasm, but since everyone is familiar with it now, it's okay to make a joke, look at this talkative brother and his brother is still smiling.

Then, all the fighter-type people got into a group, and the three warriors of the protoss and the Valkyrie Sif happily joined in. They hadn't wanted to leave since they went down to the realm some time ago.Goddess Frigga has already returned, with a lot of high-end cosmetics and the concept of health preservation of the earth. After she returns to God's Domain, the safety of the God Race will be guaranteed. The magic of this goddess enables her to observe the fluctuations of elements around God's Domain, In addition, Hydamur can observe what people see with the naked eye, so it doesn't matter if the young gods play around on the earth.

Then, during the melee of Valkyrie and Iron Man and Black Widow, the two women are suddenly on the same page, maybe because there's always more camaraderie between same-sex relationships.Anyway, the poor Iron Man was lifted out of the armor by the Valkyrie, and then thrown into the sky by the Black Widow who is good at close combat.

"I'm very sorry, respected Mr. Iron Man," the Valkyrie said apologetically, "But you know, among the three of us, only Natalie has no armor. You can't let me attack her, right?"

Well, one of the gentleman's codes, you really can't make a lady suffer.

"I'm also very sorry, but you know my fighting methods. Sometimes some close-up postures are not suitable for girls. It would be embarrassing, and I don't want to embarrass my new friends." The black widow who still lifted Tony to the sky in a bold posture also apologized: "Anyway, I am very sorry."

So sorry bastard.

Are you women like this? You don’t need to be treated as women at all ==

Then they showed their abilities in various ways, whether it was one-on-one, one-on-two, or one-on-three. Although they looked fierce, they didn't really cause harm to their companions. In fact, except Iron Man Besides, everyone's injuries are only physical, except for Iron Man, who seems to have suffered some psychological injuries.

Well, from today onwards, he might be even more afraid of women.

What a joy to hear.

"I have written down the skills of each of you. Let's not talk about the four warriors of the Protoss and my brother. After all, I knew it very well before," Loki said. He now has the brilliance of a master. He raised his face proudly: "As for the others, Hawkeye, what you need is to enchant your bow and arrow, and better eye protection, because the ice giant may directly apply magic to your eyes. Natalie except A decent suit of armor and nothing else. Dr. Banner- well you need a pair of good quality pants. Captain America and the Winter Soldier need higher magic resistance stats. And Mister Iron Man, well, you need a pair of Ladies have less hate-pull function? Or, more morality?"

So Tony found that he had recovered a little bit after being attacked by the mouth cannon—he was eager to find a chance to fight back.

Then in the next second, everyone's attention was attracted by the ceiling.There was a big hole in the fierce fight just now, which is nothing, Jarvis can repair these in a few minutes, but now, there is a huge red eye and blue skin around the hole that leaked.

Mmmm, ice giant.Iron Man, who put on his armor for a moment, found an outlet for his emotions. He fired a small bomb at the big guy, and then turned his head.

Look at how I killed the giant that you protoss have a headache for! ! !Scumbags! ! !I'm Iron Man! ! !

"Boom——!!!" There was a loud noise.

With his back to the giant, Tony waved his hand in a particularly chic way, and said to his little friends: "A real man never looks back—"

"You have a dent that looks like the male lead in a small country love theater in the 70s. Sir, I thought you loved fashion." Jarvis said in his magnetic voice.

"—look at the explosion."

The author has something to say: After re-reading Iron Man 1, I especially want to say this sentence.

Nini, you really like concave shapes, Sao Nini! ! !

Lao Jia loves to throw down your coquettish boss! ! !