Ghost of the Police
Work related (2)
Seeing her action, Lu Jie vaguely thought of an idiom to describe a woman's smile, but he couldn't remember it.At this moment, he felt that her smile was also extremely beautiful.
Every time Lu Jie ordered a dish, she would tell if she liked that dish, and then asked him if he liked that dish.Lu Jie found that she was not like the girls he met on the previous blind dates: when he asked them what dishes they wanted to eat, they would say "whatever" in a coquettish voice; All kinds of dishes are not good.So ordering food became very smooth at her place.
While waiting for the food, there was a brief silence between them. Lu Jie wanted to relieve the awkward atmosphere, so he took the initiative to find something to say: "How old are you this year?"
Hearing his question, she shook her head slightly: "It's impolite to ask a girl's age lightly."
Lu Jie was a little ashamed. He was used to this kind of question during the interrogation, but he didn't expect this question to become inapplicable at the dinner table.
Even so, they chatted.There is a lot of common language between them, and there is no such situation of "finding something to talk to", so the conversation is developing in the direction that Lu Jie hopes.
At this moment, Ye Shaoshu suddenly walked in.He was wearing the clothes that Lu Jie had in the closet. He came with an umbrella and put it down when he arrived at the restaurant.Lu Jie was chatting enthusiastically with the woman, but he didn't notice Ye Shaoshu approaching him.Until he came to him, but Lu Jie did not recognize him at first sight, mainly because his hair had completely changed into the hair of a modern man, not like the long hair of an ancient man.It wasn't until Lu Jie took a closer look at him that he recognized him as Ye Shaoshu.At this time, Lu Jie was extremely worried, for fear that he would do something to disrupt the blind date.When the woman saw Ye Shaoshu, she didn't know why, she didn't know what he was going to do.
He suddenly called out to Lu Jie: "Husband! What are you doing at the dinner table with this woman? Do you want me?"
The woman and Lu Jie were blindfolded at the same time when they heard this sentence, it was really like a thunderbolt to them.The people around were also shocked when they heard this, and they all looked up at the table where Lu Jie was.
"Who is your husband!" Lu Jie was so angry that he slapped the table and stood up.
Ye Shaoshu naturally answered: "When you hugged me and kissed me last night, you called 'wife' and 'wife'. Now that you have a woman, kick me away." Part of it was true, except that Lu Jie was the one being hugged. "Lu Jie, I misread you." Finally, he did not forget to call Lu Jie's name to ensure the truth of the lie.
Lu Jie was trembling with anger, "Ye Shaoshu, don't talk nonsense." Unexpectedly, this sentence was more solid evidence that he was gay, and the woman's expression changed.
He then turned his head and explained to the woman: "He may be a lunatic, I don't know him at all..." Before he finished speaking, the woman's glass of beer was poured on his face.
"Pervert!" The woman identified Lu Jie with only two sentences, and then walked out quickly with her handbag.Lu Jie didn't even look at Ye Shaoshu, and ran after the woman.When he caught up with the woman and grabbed her shoulder, the woman gave him a backhand slap, and then got into the taxi.Ye Shaoshu sat in the seat where Lu Jie was sitting, watching the show quietly, with a smile on his face.
People around heard the whole conversation and whispered to each other, obviously talking about it.
Lu Jie returned to the restaurant angrily, and Ye Shaoshu was laughing on the seat, seeing Ye Shaoshu really had the urge to tear Ye Shaoshu to pieces.But considering the large number of people, he had already lost face in front of all the restaurant guests just now, and he couldn't afford to lose this person anymore.He pulled Ye Shaoshu out of the restaurant.Want to teach him a lesson outside the hotel.
"Marriage is a major event in my life, how can you trouble me with this kind of thing?" Lu Jie said to Ye Shaoshu outside the restaurant, Ye Shaoshu was holding an umbrella.
"You are married and sleep with your wife all night, how can I suck your yang energy?"
"Shall I secretly suck it for you? If this is the case, I won't let my future wife know." Lu Jie made a step back, wanting Ye Shaoshu to make a step too.
Ye Shaoshu refused to budge, "I just want to sleep with you, I feel comfortable sleeping with you."
Hearing these remarks, Lu Jie really wanted to hit the wall. Seeing what Ye Shaoshu said, Lu Jie didn't intend to beat around the bush with Ye Shaoshu anymore.He solemnly said to Ye Shaoshu: "I am a man, there is always a kind of..." Lu Jie paused, trying to find a suitable word, "One kind of desire must be satisfied. If you want to prohibit even this, It's too unreasonable. I..." He wanted to say the next sentence, but suddenly stopped, the fact that he is a virgin is after all ashamed to say.
After hearing this sentence, Ye Shaoshu did not remain silent like Lu Jie thought, but said softly: "Can I satisfy you?"
"What?!" Lu Jie couldn't believe his ears.
"I said I can satisfy you." Ye Shaoshu repeated.
Lu Jie seemed frightened by these words, he ran into the public car, and hurriedly drove home.
I don't know when Ye Shaoshu sat in the co-pilot seat, "I can really satisfy you, you can do to me...you can do anything to me."
Lu Jie looked at him fixedly, "You! Forget it."
Before going back, my mother was waiting angrily for Lu Jie to come back.She crossed her legs on the sofa, showing a dissatisfied look: she obviously already knew about the blind date.
As soon as Lu Jie opened the door, Lu Ma turned her head to one side, but then she turned her head again and asked knowingly, "Son, how about the blind date?"
"No, we don't think the other party is suitable." Lu Jie said casually.
"How did I hear it was your fault?" Mama Lu's accent was slightly accentuated.
"It's not my fault, isn't it suitable?" Lu Jie replied in Sichuan dialect.
Lu Ma's face changed at this moment, and she stood up, "Her aunt told me on the phone that you are a pervert. I was quite angry when I heard this sentence. Tell me, what's going on?"
Lu Jie saw that he couldn't be perfunctory, so he lied: "It's a buddy of mine. He happened to meet us in a restaurant. That's why he said those words."
Mama Lu became even more angry when she heard that, "What kind of a buddy is this? You can't make your friends marry wives. How can there be such a person in the world! You won't be able to make friends like this in the future."
"Yes, yes, I will break off friendship with him in the future. If he wants to be here in the future, I will drive him out." As he spoke, he gave Ye Shaoshu a mocking look.
"It will be like this from now on." Mama Lu felt a little relieved.
There was a pause.
"Little Jie, you really don't have that habit, do you?" Mother asked in a low voice and worried.
Lu Jie laughed at this question: "How is it possible, this is all caused by my buddies."
"You don't understand me yourself," he added.
"That's good, that's good." After saying this, Lu Ma had an idea, and said her plan, "I originally planned to let you go on a blind date, but I was disturbed by your buddy. I don't care about it. Then I'll stay here and find another one for you. I can't believe there is no suitable one in such a big city. I've already made a good relationship with a person next door. She just helps people introduce partners Yes. After being a neighbor for so long, you don't ask her to introduce you to one."
After hearing these words, Ye Shaoshu's face became gloomy again.
Lu Jie's father's phone call happened at an inopportune time. "Damn it, when are you coming back?"
Mama Lu seemed to be interrupted, "Live on your own, I won't be coming back."
Upon hearing this, Father Lu became a little anxious, "Don't, my wife, I still count on you to come back and cook. I've been eating meals I cook myself these days."
At this time, Lu Ma had forgotten about arranging a blind date for Lu Jie, and she wanted to go home, but she said: "You can eat your own food from now on." After speaking, she handed the mobile phone to Lu Jie, and she Started to pack things.Ye Shaoshu smiled again at this moment.
After a few words with his father, Lu Jie hung up the phone.Seeing his mother like this, he joked: "Mom, you only care about your husband and don't care about your son's life or death? I also 'eat bran and swallow vegetables'"
Lu Ma naturally had something to say, "Don't you have that buddy, let him cook for you."
As we talked, we packed our luggage.
There were still two hours before the train departed, Lu Jie drove Lu Ma to the station, and did not go home until she entered the station.
When I got home, I met Ye Shaoshu's face again, "Finally sent that woman away." Ye Shaoshu said with a burst of relief.
Lu Jie suddenly became furious, recalling the matter of him disrupting the blind date, the temperature of scorching anger increased a bit, and under his anger, he forgot the fact that his strength was far inferior to Ye Shaoshu.
Ye Shaoshu was pressed on the sofa by him, and was strangled by the neck, "Believe it or not, I will strangle you to death!"
Ye Shaoshu chuckled, "I was already dead, why did you strangle me to death?"
Lu Jie was so angry that he shook his hand, sat on a chair, "Get lost!"
"Don't leave."
"If you don't go, I will go."
Ye Shaoshu wanted to annoy him, but he didn't expect Lu Jie to put on his clothes and walk out of the room.Ye Shaoshu panicked.
He moved in front of him in an instant and took his hand. "Where are you going?"
Lu Jie shook off his hand and yelled at him, "I'm calling the police!"
☆, night out
It turned out that when he was taking his mother to the station, the chief called him and said that the police would be dispatched at night to meet the police from another place.They brought a murderer here from Guangdong, who was suspected of having killed someone in this city.Arrive at a train station in another city around midnight, and ask him to take a few people to meet them.This criminal belonged to a criminal gang, and his behavior was very strange. The director was worried about others, so he let him do this job while he was resting.
Hearing what he said, Ye Shaoshu couldn't stop him anymore.
Lu Jie didn't come back until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Ye Shaoshu was a little bored.Although he is a ghost, he still needs someone to scare him when he is alone in a room.When he was lonely, he started to think wildly, "Could it be that he was killed when he went to the police?"
"No, I won't be able to pester him if he turns into a ghost."
"But he's a headhunter," Ye Shaoshu recalled in his thinking at that time, "no, it's not called a headhunter, what's it called 'cha'?"
It may be that he stayed in the house for too long, and he couldn't help going outside the house.
He was wearing Lu Jie's clothes outside, showing a human form.
Walking among the steel and concrete, he was unfamiliar with everything in this city, and he couldn't help feeling a little sad and hesitant.The neon lights of the night market are brilliant; midnight vehicles are still passing through, and the shapes of these vehicles are also ever-changing.But in Ye Shaoshu's eyes, everything is so weird and terrifying.These vehicles are so fast, they are like countless monsters.He thought of the city of his time, bustling with people during the day, small vendors hawking all kinds of things, brothel girls waving handkerchiefs in front of beautiful wooden buildings, and acrobats performing on the streets. "Guys, if you have money, you can buy a money game, but if you don't have money, you can buy a personal game." And there is a curfew at night.But he suddenly arrived here. "What year is it now?" Several drunk youths supported each other and passed him, thinking that he was a living person.
Unknowingly, he walked past the edge of the city, but kept going.He didn't realize where he was until he heard crickets chirping in the farmland in the suburbs.The fragrance of grass is strong all around, and the soybean field under his feet stretches infinitely.
Footsteps came from behind, Ye Shaoshu turned his head, and a person was walking behind him.The man was also looking at him, glanced at him and walked on.The man was wearing ripped jeans, a red leather jacket, and a mob hairstyle.A sad look on his face.Ordinary people may think that he is an idler walking in the wild, but Ye Shaoshu can see that he is the same as him - a ghost.
"Why didn't you come to Naihe Bridge?" Ye Shaoshu asked.
The ghost was startled when he heard these words, turned around to observe Ye Shaoshu, and then confirmed that he was a ghost. "I can't find my way to Naihe Bridge."
A kind of joy of finding the same kind drives Ye Shaoshu towards him. "How did you die?"
"I was killed by someone." The ghost replied calmly.
Upon hearing this answer, Ye Shaoshu was a little angry, "You should seek revenge from him. You are already a ghost, even if you scare him, you can scare him half to death, let alone kill him."
The ghost lowered his head, "No, no!"
"why?"
The ghost wanted to answer, but hesitated, so he said, "You don't understand."
Hearing this answer, Ye Shaoshu stayed where he was, "No, I understand." It took him a long time to say, but the ghost had gone away.
It's been too long outside, "Maybe Lu Jie has already returned." He returned by the same way.
As soon as he got home, Ye Shaoshu thought that Lu Jie was back, but the sheet on the bed was not bulging, it was just like it was.
When Lu Jie and his party got out of the car in that city, it started to rain.They didn't bring umbrellas, so they had to rush to the train station in the rain and hide under the eaves of the exit.
They arrived at 09:30pm and the train didn't arrive until 12:30pm.There were still three full hours, but the rain outside was pouring down.
Along with him were Zhang Xiaolin, Ouyang Xue, and two assistant police officers.
"Brother Jie, who is the criminal we are going to pick up?" Zhang Xiaolin asked with the sound of rain.
"I don't know, I'll ask when they come." Lu Jie replied.
They left without dinner, each other was very hungry, but no one said anything.Ouyang Xue braved the rain and rushed into the rain, Lu Jie called her loudly to come back, but she kept running forward after hearing that, but just replied "shopping".
There were also a few shops nearby with lights on.
When she came back, she had five packs of instant noodles wrapped in her arms. "Let's make do with it." She handed the instant noodles to everyone in turn.
Seeing that her hair was still dripping water and her coat was already soaked, Zhang Xiaolin said unintentionally: "Ouyang Xue, you have to pick your time to show off. Look, you've drowned yourself."
Ouyang Xue privately felt that this sentence was malicious, as if she was mocking her, so she fought back: "I bought you things with good intentions, but I am very good at embarrassing others. No matter how I behave, I am better than you, a fake mother!"
"What did you say? Say it again!" Zhang Xiaolin was stunned by that sentence. No one had ever called him a "fake girl" before.
"Don't say a good thing twice."
Zhang Xiaolin was so angry that he threw the instant noodles in his hand into the rain, "Instant noodles are bad!" This undoubtedly aggravated Ouyang Xue's anger.
"Stop arguing!" Lu Jie realized that something was wrong, so he used his authority to stop it in a timely manner.
But even so, the scene was still embarrassing.Zhang Xiaolin was talking eagerly with Lu Jie, and the two assistant policemen also chatted with them, but at this moment they kept silent.Zhang Xiaolin and Ouyang Xue didn't even look at each other.Lu Jie was not good at regulating the atmosphere by nature, but Zhang Xiaolin and Ouyang Xue, who were naturally good at this, wished they could become dumb overnight.This continued until the train arrived.
When the passengers left the station, Lu Jie called and told them that they were at the exit.
They came to meet him, and the person who was escorted was a middle-aged man in his 30s. He looked very docile, but he could still see the fierce look on his face.
The people leaving the station were deterred by the heavy rain, hoping for a turnaround.At this moment, a woman's shout suddenly sounded, "My bag, robbery, catch the thief!" Then a man rushed out from the crowd, and he rushed into the rain with a bag in his arms.Lu Jie and the others were all wearing plain clothes, probably because of this that the thief dared to openly rob.Lu Jie also rushed into the rain to chase the man, but the woman was still shouting.Then the two police officers also rushed into the rain.Ouyang Xue and Zhang Xiaolin started at the same time, as if out of anger, who could run faster in the race.Although the foreign police who came out of the train station were also eager to try, but because they had to guard the murderer, they could only stay where they were.
That person ran very fast, and seemed to have great stamina despite the heavy rain. At first, he seemed to pull Lu Jie away.But Lu Jie was still better at it, and kept a distance that was neither too far nor too close to the little thief.
But the little thief refused to succumb easily, Lu Jie chased him for a full three miles and still couldn't catch up with him.But the distance has gradually narrowed.Finally, Lu Jie jumped and grabbed his clothes.He threw the bag on Lu Jie's head, but Lu Jie blocked it with his other hand. Taking advantage of this opportunity, the thief broke away from Lu Jie, gave up the bag and fled forward.
Because he got the bag, Lu Jie had no intention of chasing him any more, but he regretted not being able to catch the little thief, so that he could continue to do evil.Ouyang Xue and the others came one after another, and they went back again, returning the bag to the woman.
It rained so much, and I couldn't drive tired, so I couldn't go back.They opened several rooms in a nearby hotel. In order to fulfill the "friendship of the landlord", Lu Jie offered to guard the murder suspect so that others could sleep peacefully.For this reason, they quarreled with each other a few times, but in fact, neither of them was very willing to guard the murderer, and they all wanted to fall into a gentle dream.Because of gender, Ouyang Xue took the lead to withdraw from the dispute.Then came the police in the field.Zhang Xiaolin was the most fierce contender for land. In fact, he also wanted to sleep, but he just thought of the murderer being forced to lie on the bed handcuffed, without any power to resist.He can do... hey, whatever he wants, shame.But in the end, he could only listen to Lu Jie's words.Annoyed, he returned to his room.But the thought of being able to share a room with a handsome policeman of the same age from another city made my heart come alive again.
Only the murder suspect and Lu Jie were left in the room.The suspect was lying on the bed, and Lu Jie was sitting on another bed.
"Officer, please lie down and sleep." He still hasn't given up hope of escaping.
"It's okay, anyway, you can't escape if you sleep, and you can't escape if you don't sleep. You'd better sleep." Lu Jie shattered his hope.
The police from other places decided to "send the Buddha to the West", "This man is very cunning, I'm afraid you can't handle it."
Although Lu Jie felt that they underestimated him, he couldn't refuse their kindness, so he had to do as they wanted.
In order to guard the suspect, Lu Jie couldn't sleep all night.At this time, he was walking on the road and almost fell to the ground and fell asleep.But he still insisted on getting into the car.
As soon as he leaned back on the seat, Lu Jie seemed to have entered a land of tenderness, and closed his eyes peacefully and comfortably.
The police car slowly accelerated and headed towards the destination.
Lu Jie suddenly opened his eyes, and the shouts of Zhang Xiaolin and Ouyang Xue rang in his ears.It turned out that their quarrel woke him up.The police from other places were there to break up the fight, and they were obviously baffled by the sudden anger of the couple.But their persuasion was more like adding fuel to the fire, making the two of them shout even more vigorously.
"You don't even have a bit of femininity as a man. It depends on how you marry in the future."
"Pseudo-girl, don't be complacent, if there is any woman in the world who likes you, you must be squeezed by the door!"
Lu Jie really wanted to slap the two of them each, he couldn't even sleep peacefully.
He didn't try to persuade them to fight, but he wanted to see how far their fight could go. "Better shoot and kill both of them!"
After all, he didn't sleep well, and he was eagerly looking forward to arriving soon. "Beds turned out to be the most comfortable things in the world." It seemed like he hadn't been in a bed for hundreds of years.
It was close to noon when he arrived, and the director had already called to inform him that he could rest at home for a day.
Lu Jie couldn't wait to go home, and he didn't remember what happened at home until he arrived at the door, "So there is a...ghost in the house!" Yesterday's twists and turns had already made him forget Ye Shaoshu, and he only remembered it now.
Lu Jie felt a burst of fear, not because he was afraid of ghosts, but because he was afraid that his sleep would be disturbed again. "This ghost is very rowdy!"
The door opened slowly, as he expected, Ye Shaoshu was standing in front of the door, wearing his (Lu Jie) clothes.Lu Jie suddenly felt angry that his possessions had been taken over.But he just wants to sleep now.
"What did you do last night, why did you come back now, did you ask for flowers?" Ye Shaoshu asked in a reproachful tone.
"Yes, I went to find a woman." While talking, she walked into the bedroom.Walking to the edge of the bed, he casually fell on the bed.
Ye Shaoshu pulled him up from the bed.
"Let me sleep quickly, I'm so sleepy." Lu Jie begged Ye Shaoshu.
"I just won't let you sleep." Ye Shaoshu said softly.Saying this, he let go of Laruguet's hand.
☆、Instant noodles and chicken soup
Lu Jie was about to fall on the bed again, but just as he fell down and was not in bed, Lu Jie was pulled back again.Because of inertia, Lu Jie's body moved towards Ye Shaoshu, four lips touched together, and Ye Shaoshu wrapped his arms around him.Lu Jie suddenly had a feeling of being molested, he was really ashamed and angry.
With his lips parted, Ye Shaoshu had a slight smile on his face, but then it darkened again.
"What the hell are you doing?" Ye Shaoshu asked sternly.
Lu Jie had no choice but to give in. Now as long as he is allowed to sleep, he can do whatever he wants, even prostitution. "We went to Q City to pick up a suspect, and we caught it in Guangdong. It was exactly twelve o'clock when we came, and it rained all night, so we just came back now. Let me sleep quickly."
Ye Shaoshu complied with his wish. "It didn't rain here, and I went out last night."
Ye Shaoshu still wanted to talk, but Lu Jie's snoring sounded, so he had no choice but to give up.After hesitating for a while, he still covered Lu Jie with a quilt.
Lu Jie woke up and opened his eyes, but the surroundings were still pitch black.Suddenly he saw a figure covering him in front of him, and he couldn't help but tremble with fright.
"Who is it?!" Lu Jie asked sternly.
"Me." Ye Shaoshu's gloomy voice sounded.
It turned out that when Lu Jie fell asleep, he had been observing Lu Jie by the bed.
Lu Jie complained to him, "Why don't you sleep at night? You scared me."
"We ghosts don't sleep at night." Ye Shaoshu said with some disdain.
After listening to his words, Lu Jie turned on the light, and the hour hand of the clock pointed to twelve, obviously it was already midnight, and he had slept for almost twelve hours.
"Pour me a glass of water." When he woke up, he felt his throat was blocked by something, so he couldn't help ordering Ye Shaoshu like Zhang Xiaolin in the police station.
"If you want to drink water, pour it yourself." Ye Shaoshu obviously didn't follow his methods.
Lu Jie didn't mind either, he went to fill the thermos bottle by himself.He couldn't help looking around while walking, Ye Shaoshu had tidyed up the house in the past two days, it wasn't at all like before - a typical dirty apartment for single men.But he always felt that something was wrong with the arrangement of these things, and he couldn't tell what was wrong. "It's a bit like a haunted house in a horror movie." A thought flashed through his mind.
But after Lu Jie finished drinking, he still felt something fluffy in his throat, he couldn't cough it out, and couldn't swallow it.This thing is particularly uncomfortable in the throat.He just knew he was going to catch a cold.Probably because it rained last night and didn't sleep.
At this time, he was a little dizzy again, and he wanted to lie on the bed again.Seeing him walking staggeringly, Ye Shaoshu walked over anxiously.He put his cold hand on his forehead and instantly felt the burning on his forehead, and Lu Jie also felt the coldness of his hand.And that alone proves that he is a dead man.
Ye Shaoshu's face suddenly showed panic, "You have a fever, what should you do? You are going to die, and nothing can save you." In the era when Ye Shaoshu was alive, just a few minor illnesses could kill a person.Rather than saying that he was worried about Lu Jie's death, it was better to say that he was worried that after Lu Jie became a ghost, he would not be able to haunt him anymore.
Lu Jie unhurriedly took a pack of banlangen clothing from the drawer, and taunted Lu Jie by the way: "Don't you just have a fever? You're going to die. You are really a stupid and brain-dead ghost. You Could it be that you died of a fever? Oh no, you are stupid. You idiot."
The reason why Lu Jie said such vicious words was that he really hated Ye Shaoshu.Now he didn't even look at him, and he felt a lot of hatred in his heart. Even if he looked at him when he was happy, the good mood would disappear.Ye Shaoshu was choked by him and couldn't say a word, so he could only stare blankly.
After drinking Banlangen, I felt a little hungry again.
He added water to the pot, and when the water boiled, he added beef instant noodles.But when he brought eggs from the refrigerator to crack into the pot, the instant noodles disappeared. “Why are instant noodles gone”
Ye Shaoshu didn't answer.Lu Jie thought that his head was probably burning, so he took another pack of instant noodles and put them in the pot. When he turned around, Ye Shaoshu waved his hand lightly, and the instant noodles disappeared again.Lu Jie turned around and saw that there was only a pot of boiling water, not even instant noodle residue.This time, he no longer thought that there was something wrong with his brain, so he looked at Ye Shaoshu fiercely, "Why are you hiding the instant noodles?"
"I stand here without moving, you really know how to frame people." Ye Shaoshu argued.
Lu Jie didn't reply, and picked up another pack of instant noodles, thinking that next time the instant noodles would not "disappear" for no reason.But after a while, the instant noodles disappeared again as promised.Lu Jie didn't put instant noodles in the pot this time, he walked towards Ye Shaoshu quickly, and punched him on the chest, "Don't make trouble for me!"
Ye Shaoshu grinned and laughed, "I won't let you eat this kind of noodles today!"
Lu Jie really wanted to go crazy, but he couldn't beat Ye Shaoshu, so there was nothing he could do. "You're going to starve me to death." Lu Jie said helplessly.
"If you are not allowed to eat noodles, it is not because you are not allowed to eat other things." After a pause, he continued.After speaking, Ye Shaoshu walked to the table and opened the thermos, and the smell of chicken soon penetrated into Lu Jie's nostrils.When Lu Jie was sleeping, Ye Shaoshu made this chicken stewed mushroom soup. "This bottle is really strange. The soup I stewed in the evening is still warm, even if I use spells, I can't do it." Ye Shaoshu commented on this modern high-tech.
Lu Jie was also polite, and started eating while sitting on a chair, but Lu Jie only ate four mouthfuls of food and three mouthfuls of soup.This is not because the chicken soup is unpalatable, the stewed chicken soup is indeed delicious, better than his mother's stew, but Lu Jie, who has a fever, can only eat two or three bites when he sees delicacies from mountains and seas.That seven is enough.Lu Jie put down his chopsticks with a snap, turned and walked towards the bedroom.Ye Shaoshu was quite unhappy seeing him like this.
"Didn't it taste good to me?" He asked strangely.
"I don't want to eat." Lu Jie said without thinking.
This undoubtedly angered Ye Shaoshu.He suddenly picked up the bowl and poured all the chicken soup on Lu Jie. "If you don't want to eat it, throw it away!"
Lu Jie didn't expect Ye Shaoshu to have such a reaction, he just couldn't eat it.Is this soup the wine given to Emperor Guangxu by Empress Dowager Cixi, and must he drink it all? "Sooner or later, I will be tortured to death by you, so kill me quickly!"
After speaking, he walked quickly into the bedroom.It was true that he couldn't wear any more clothes, so he simply took off all his clothes, lay on the bed, and covered the quilt indiscriminately.Now he just wants to go to sleep quickly, wake up in the morning and it will be a new day, and everything that goes wrong will disappear.
Ye Shaoshu floated in soon after.There was a hint of guilt on his face, but he covered it up when he entered the door.
"Get out!" Lu Jie yelled at him.
After Ye Shaoshu heard this sentence, he flew towards him and landed on him.He lowered his body and put his mouth close to Lu Jie's ear: "Stop saying such things in the future!"
Seeing his posture, Lu Jie couldn't help feeling uneasy.Ye Shaoshu is going to - □□ him!After getting along for the past few days, Lu Jie also saw that Ye Shaoshu might be a manly man.According to the fact that Ye Shaoshu forcefully kissed him (sucked his yang energy) many times, he thought Ye Shaoshu could do such a thing.I didn't expect that as a policeman, I would encounter such a thing.Now that he is too weak, if Ye Shaoshu wants to fuck him, it will be effortless.And since he is still a virgin, his virginity may be destroyed in the future.
But very fortunately, Ye Shaoshu only pressed him for a while, and then returned to his position.
Lu Jie rejoiced in his heart: "Fortunately, it was covered with a quilt, otherwise what might have happened." Lu Jie skipped over in his mind the unbearable image of Ye Shaoshu holding him down without clothes, and couldn't help feeling ashamed. "How can I think of this, I am really abnormal."
When Lu Jie woke up, the alarm clock was close to eight o'clock, and Ye Shaoshu was not in bed.
His throat was no longer congested, but a violent cough announced that his condition had deteriorated.And now he himself feels his head is very hot, and his nose is already clogged with bloody snot.
Opening the door, Ye Shaoshu was standing by the table.He has already bought fried dough sticks and tofu nao and returned.
"The sun was about to come out when I bought these things, and I almost burned to death. I'm most afraid of the sun." His words were covered by Lu Jie's violent cough several times.After speaking, he was avoiding the sunlight coming in from the window and hiding in the shade.
Now Lu Jie doesn't care what he is afraid of or what he is not afraid of.He's still angry with Ye Shaoshu, and he's fucking annoyed when he sees him or anything related to him.He didn't respond to Ye Shaoshu's words, he put on his clothes and walked towards the door.
"If you don't eat, you'll leave." Ye Shaoshu asked him behind his back.
"Don't eat!" Lu Jie deliberately replied decisively.In fact, if you don't eat rice, you don't eat it for nothing, but because Ye Shaoshu bought it, Lu Jie thought that he was still fighting Ye Shaoshu now, so he deliberately refused to eat it as if he was angry.Besides, he has a fever now, the activity of enzymes in his body is low, and his brain "orders" him to eat less.
☆, fortune telling
Lu Jie almost coughed and drove to the police station.
Cough cough cough... He coughed while driving.But whenever the coughing stopped, the snot flowed down again.The life he is living now is simply not normal.
When he arrived at the police station, the police chief from out of town came to meet him in person.
The director wanted to ask them to leave yesterday, but he had reserved seats in the hotel to see them off.But they will stay.It turned out that the suspect belonged to a fraud and murder gang. When he was captured in Guangdong, the gang leader and several other senior figures had escaped.He's just an insignificant minion.It was originally going to be tried in Guangdong, but after checking the files, it was found that this person had a murder case here, so it was pressed here.And people in that gang are not easy to interrogate, even if they are small gangsters, they don't know what's going on when they are interrogated, and they often don't respond to a word.
"You have a cold?" the foreigner asked after seeing Lu Jie covering his mouth and coughing.
At this moment, Zhang Xiaolin and Ouyang Xue passed by each other.These two people don't care about each other, and the person in front of them is like a passerby.
"What do you look at? Although I am handsome, you can't make yourself beautiful no matter what you look at. Besides, you are so ugly, don't make me look ugly." Zhang Xiaolin didn't know if his mouth was itchy, and said casually That's it.
Of course Ouyang Xue wanted to fight back: "Oh, I don't even look in the mirror. I'm obviously Zhu Bajie, but I think I'm Jia Baoyu. And even if it's a man, it's okay, but I just don't, I want to be like this.” Ouyang Xue These words made Zhang Xiaolin completely ashamed, and it was in front of outsiders.
He turned around and stared at Ouyang Xue, wanting to save himself some face, "Who are you talking about!"
"Say who knows who knows!"
On the other side, the police from other places are greeting Lu Jie: …
"999 is just for prevention, it is useless to cure a cold."
"I think the drug compound acetaminophen is very good. My daughter got this disease last month, and she will be fine once she takes it."
"It's better to go to the hospital to have a look."
……
Chocolate drifted outside the two vortexes, since Lu Jie walked in, his eyes have been following Lu Jie.Especially when the police from other places surrounded Lu Jie, his eyes seemed to be fixed on Lu Jie, wanting to penetrate Lu Jie. "Hmph, why don't you just get sick? As for caring so much? No one cared about me when I was sick." He thought to himself.The scolding between Zhang Xiaolin and Ouyang Xue couldn't reach his ears at all.Now what he sees, what he hears, what he thinks in his heart is Lu Jie.If someone with a heart sees him like this, he may think that he is secretly in love with Lu Jie.
The chief has requested that the suspect be interrogated today.In view of what he had heard yesterday about the "cunning" gang of criminals, he decided that his
Every time Lu Jie ordered a dish, she would tell if she liked that dish, and then asked him if he liked that dish.Lu Jie found that she was not like the girls he met on the previous blind dates: when he asked them what dishes they wanted to eat, they would say "whatever" in a coquettish voice; All kinds of dishes are not good.So ordering food became very smooth at her place.
While waiting for the food, there was a brief silence between them. Lu Jie wanted to relieve the awkward atmosphere, so he took the initiative to find something to say: "How old are you this year?"
Hearing his question, she shook her head slightly: "It's impolite to ask a girl's age lightly."
Lu Jie was a little ashamed. He was used to this kind of question during the interrogation, but he didn't expect this question to become inapplicable at the dinner table.
Even so, they chatted.There is a lot of common language between them, and there is no such situation of "finding something to talk to", so the conversation is developing in the direction that Lu Jie hopes.
At this moment, Ye Shaoshu suddenly walked in.He was wearing the clothes that Lu Jie had in the closet. He came with an umbrella and put it down when he arrived at the restaurant.Lu Jie was chatting enthusiastically with the woman, but he didn't notice Ye Shaoshu approaching him.Until he came to him, but Lu Jie did not recognize him at first sight, mainly because his hair had completely changed into the hair of a modern man, not like the long hair of an ancient man.It wasn't until Lu Jie took a closer look at him that he recognized him as Ye Shaoshu.At this time, Lu Jie was extremely worried, for fear that he would do something to disrupt the blind date.When the woman saw Ye Shaoshu, she didn't know why, she didn't know what he was going to do.
He suddenly called out to Lu Jie: "Husband! What are you doing at the dinner table with this woman? Do you want me?"
The woman and Lu Jie were blindfolded at the same time when they heard this sentence, it was really like a thunderbolt to them.The people around were also shocked when they heard this, and they all looked up at the table where Lu Jie was.
"Who is your husband!" Lu Jie was so angry that he slapped the table and stood up.
Ye Shaoshu naturally answered: "When you hugged me and kissed me last night, you called 'wife' and 'wife'. Now that you have a woman, kick me away." Part of it was true, except that Lu Jie was the one being hugged. "Lu Jie, I misread you." Finally, he did not forget to call Lu Jie's name to ensure the truth of the lie.
Lu Jie was trembling with anger, "Ye Shaoshu, don't talk nonsense." Unexpectedly, this sentence was more solid evidence that he was gay, and the woman's expression changed.
He then turned his head and explained to the woman: "He may be a lunatic, I don't know him at all..." Before he finished speaking, the woman's glass of beer was poured on his face.
"Pervert!" The woman identified Lu Jie with only two sentences, and then walked out quickly with her handbag.Lu Jie didn't even look at Ye Shaoshu, and ran after the woman.When he caught up with the woman and grabbed her shoulder, the woman gave him a backhand slap, and then got into the taxi.Ye Shaoshu sat in the seat where Lu Jie was sitting, watching the show quietly, with a smile on his face.
People around heard the whole conversation and whispered to each other, obviously talking about it.
Lu Jie returned to the restaurant angrily, and Ye Shaoshu was laughing on the seat, seeing Ye Shaoshu really had the urge to tear Ye Shaoshu to pieces.But considering the large number of people, he had already lost face in front of all the restaurant guests just now, and he couldn't afford to lose this person anymore.He pulled Ye Shaoshu out of the restaurant.Want to teach him a lesson outside the hotel.
"Marriage is a major event in my life, how can you trouble me with this kind of thing?" Lu Jie said to Ye Shaoshu outside the restaurant, Ye Shaoshu was holding an umbrella.
"You are married and sleep with your wife all night, how can I suck your yang energy?"
"Shall I secretly suck it for you? If this is the case, I won't let my future wife know." Lu Jie made a step back, wanting Ye Shaoshu to make a step too.
Ye Shaoshu refused to budge, "I just want to sleep with you, I feel comfortable sleeping with you."
Hearing these remarks, Lu Jie really wanted to hit the wall. Seeing what Ye Shaoshu said, Lu Jie didn't intend to beat around the bush with Ye Shaoshu anymore.He solemnly said to Ye Shaoshu: "I am a man, there is always a kind of..." Lu Jie paused, trying to find a suitable word, "One kind of desire must be satisfied. If you want to prohibit even this, It's too unreasonable. I..." He wanted to say the next sentence, but suddenly stopped, the fact that he is a virgin is after all ashamed to say.
After hearing this sentence, Ye Shaoshu did not remain silent like Lu Jie thought, but said softly: "Can I satisfy you?"
"What?!" Lu Jie couldn't believe his ears.
"I said I can satisfy you." Ye Shaoshu repeated.
Lu Jie seemed frightened by these words, he ran into the public car, and hurriedly drove home.
I don't know when Ye Shaoshu sat in the co-pilot seat, "I can really satisfy you, you can do to me...you can do anything to me."
Lu Jie looked at him fixedly, "You! Forget it."
Before going back, my mother was waiting angrily for Lu Jie to come back.She crossed her legs on the sofa, showing a dissatisfied look: she obviously already knew about the blind date.
As soon as Lu Jie opened the door, Lu Ma turned her head to one side, but then she turned her head again and asked knowingly, "Son, how about the blind date?"
"No, we don't think the other party is suitable." Lu Jie said casually.
"How did I hear it was your fault?" Mama Lu's accent was slightly accentuated.
"It's not my fault, isn't it suitable?" Lu Jie replied in Sichuan dialect.
Lu Ma's face changed at this moment, and she stood up, "Her aunt told me on the phone that you are a pervert. I was quite angry when I heard this sentence. Tell me, what's going on?"
Lu Jie saw that he couldn't be perfunctory, so he lied: "It's a buddy of mine. He happened to meet us in a restaurant. That's why he said those words."
Mama Lu became even more angry when she heard that, "What kind of a buddy is this? You can't make your friends marry wives. How can there be such a person in the world! You won't be able to make friends like this in the future."
"Yes, yes, I will break off friendship with him in the future. If he wants to be here in the future, I will drive him out." As he spoke, he gave Ye Shaoshu a mocking look.
"It will be like this from now on." Mama Lu felt a little relieved.
There was a pause.
"Little Jie, you really don't have that habit, do you?" Mother asked in a low voice and worried.
Lu Jie laughed at this question: "How is it possible, this is all caused by my buddies."
"You don't understand me yourself," he added.
"That's good, that's good." After saying this, Lu Ma had an idea, and said her plan, "I originally planned to let you go on a blind date, but I was disturbed by your buddy. I don't care about it. Then I'll stay here and find another one for you. I can't believe there is no suitable one in such a big city. I've already made a good relationship with a person next door. She just helps people introduce partners Yes. After being a neighbor for so long, you don't ask her to introduce you to one."
After hearing these words, Ye Shaoshu's face became gloomy again.
Lu Jie's father's phone call happened at an inopportune time. "Damn it, when are you coming back?"
Mama Lu seemed to be interrupted, "Live on your own, I won't be coming back."
Upon hearing this, Father Lu became a little anxious, "Don't, my wife, I still count on you to come back and cook. I've been eating meals I cook myself these days."
At this time, Lu Ma had forgotten about arranging a blind date for Lu Jie, and she wanted to go home, but she said: "You can eat your own food from now on." After speaking, she handed the mobile phone to Lu Jie, and she Started to pack things.Ye Shaoshu smiled again at this moment.
After a few words with his father, Lu Jie hung up the phone.Seeing his mother like this, he joked: "Mom, you only care about your husband and don't care about your son's life or death? I also 'eat bran and swallow vegetables'"
Lu Ma naturally had something to say, "Don't you have that buddy, let him cook for you."
As we talked, we packed our luggage.
There were still two hours before the train departed, Lu Jie drove Lu Ma to the station, and did not go home until she entered the station.
When I got home, I met Ye Shaoshu's face again, "Finally sent that woman away." Ye Shaoshu said with a burst of relief.
Lu Jie suddenly became furious, recalling the matter of him disrupting the blind date, the temperature of scorching anger increased a bit, and under his anger, he forgot the fact that his strength was far inferior to Ye Shaoshu.
Ye Shaoshu was pressed on the sofa by him, and was strangled by the neck, "Believe it or not, I will strangle you to death!"
Ye Shaoshu chuckled, "I was already dead, why did you strangle me to death?"
Lu Jie was so angry that he shook his hand, sat on a chair, "Get lost!"
"Don't leave."
"If you don't go, I will go."
Ye Shaoshu wanted to annoy him, but he didn't expect Lu Jie to put on his clothes and walk out of the room.Ye Shaoshu panicked.
He moved in front of him in an instant and took his hand. "Where are you going?"
Lu Jie shook off his hand and yelled at him, "I'm calling the police!"
☆, night out
It turned out that when he was taking his mother to the station, the chief called him and said that the police would be dispatched at night to meet the police from another place.They brought a murderer here from Guangdong, who was suspected of having killed someone in this city.Arrive at a train station in another city around midnight, and ask him to take a few people to meet them.This criminal belonged to a criminal gang, and his behavior was very strange. The director was worried about others, so he let him do this job while he was resting.
Hearing what he said, Ye Shaoshu couldn't stop him anymore.
Lu Jie didn't come back until twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Ye Shaoshu was a little bored.Although he is a ghost, he still needs someone to scare him when he is alone in a room.When he was lonely, he started to think wildly, "Could it be that he was killed when he went to the police?"
"No, I won't be able to pester him if he turns into a ghost."
"But he's a headhunter," Ye Shaoshu recalled in his thinking at that time, "no, it's not called a headhunter, what's it called 'cha'?"
It may be that he stayed in the house for too long, and he couldn't help going outside the house.
He was wearing Lu Jie's clothes outside, showing a human form.
Walking among the steel and concrete, he was unfamiliar with everything in this city, and he couldn't help feeling a little sad and hesitant.The neon lights of the night market are brilliant; midnight vehicles are still passing through, and the shapes of these vehicles are also ever-changing.But in Ye Shaoshu's eyes, everything is so weird and terrifying.These vehicles are so fast, they are like countless monsters.He thought of the city of his time, bustling with people during the day, small vendors hawking all kinds of things, brothel girls waving handkerchiefs in front of beautiful wooden buildings, and acrobats performing on the streets. "Guys, if you have money, you can buy a money game, but if you don't have money, you can buy a personal game." And there is a curfew at night.But he suddenly arrived here. "What year is it now?" Several drunk youths supported each other and passed him, thinking that he was a living person.
Unknowingly, he walked past the edge of the city, but kept going.He didn't realize where he was until he heard crickets chirping in the farmland in the suburbs.The fragrance of grass is strong all around, and the soybean field under his feet stretches infinitely.
Footsteps came from behind, Ye Shaoshu turned his head, and a person was walking behind him.The man was also looking at him, glanced at him and walked on.The man was wearing ripped jeans, a red leather jacket, and a mob hairstyle.A sad look on his face.Ordinary people may think that he is an idler walking in the wild, but Ye Shaoshu can see that he is the same as him - a ghost.
"Why didn't you come to Naihe Bridge?" Ye Shaoshu asked.
The ghost was startled when he heard these words, turned around to observe Ye Shaoshu, and then confirmed that he was a ghost. "I can't find my way to Naihe Bridge."
A kind of joy of finding the same kind drives Ye Shaoshu towards him. "How did you die?"
"I was killed by someone." The ghost replied calmly.
Upon hearing this answer, Ye Shaoshu was a little angry, "You should seek revenge from him. You are already a ghost, even if you scare him, you can scare him half to death, let alone kill him."
The ghost lowered his head, "No, no!"
"why?"
The ghost wanted to answer, but hesitated, so he said, "You don't understand."
Hearing this answer, Ye Shaoshu stayed where he was, "No, I understand." It took him a long time to say, but the ghost had gone away.
It's been too long outside, "Maybe Lu Jie has already returned." He returned by the same way.
As soon as he got home, Ye Shaoshu thought that Lu Jie was back, but the sheet on the bed was not bulging, it was just like it was.
When Lu Jie and his party got out of the car in that city, it started to rain.They didn't bring umbrellas, so they had to rush to the train station in the rain and hide under the eaves of the exit.
They arrived at 09:30pm and the train didn't arrive until 12:30pm.There were still three full hours, but the rain outside was pouring down.
Along with him were Zhang Xiaolin, Ouyang Xue, and two assistant police officers.
"Brother Jie, who is the criminal we are going to pick up?" Zhang Xiaolin asked with the sound of rain.
"I don't know, I'll ask when they come." Lu Jie replied.
They left without dinner, each other was very hungry, but no one said anything.Ouyang Xue braved the rain and rushed into the rain, Lu Jie called her loudly to come back, but she kept running forward after hearing that, but just replied "shopping".
There were also a few shops nearby with lights on.
When she came back, she had five packs of instant noodles wrapped in her arms. "Let's make do with it." She handed the instant noodles to everyone in turn.
Seeing that her hair was still dripping water and her coat was already soaked, Zhang Xiaolin said unintentionally: "Ouyang Xue, you have to pick your time to show off. Look, you've drowned yourself."
Ouyang Xue privately felt that this sentence was malicious, as if she was mocking her, so she fought back: "I bought you things with good intentions, but I am very good at embarrassing others. No matter how I behave, I am better than you, a fake mother!"
"What did you say? Say it again!" Zhang Xiaolin was stunned by that sentence. No one had ever called him a "fake girl" before.
"Don't say a good thing twice."
Zhang Xiaolin was so angry that he threw the instant noodles in his hand into the rain, "Instant noodles are bad!" This undoubtedly aggravated Ouyang Xue's anger.
"Stop arguing!" Lu Jie realized that something was wrong, so he used his authority to stop it in a timely manner.
But even so, the scene was still embarrassing.Zhang Xiaolin was talking eagerly with Lu Jie, and the two assistant policemen also chatted with them, but at this moment they kept silent.Zhang Xiaolin and Ouyang Xue didn't even look at each other.Lu Jie was not good at regulating the atmosphere by nature, but Zhang Xiaolin and Ouyang Xue, who were naturally good at this, wished they could become dumb overnight.This continued until the train arrived.
When the passengers left the station, Lu Jie called and told them that they were at the exit.
They came to meet him, and the person who was escorted was a middle-aged man in his 30s. He looked very docile, but he could still see the fierce look on his face.
The people leaving the station were deterred by the heavy rain, hoping for a turnaround.At this moment, a woman's shout suddenly sounded, "My bag, robbery, catch the thief!" Then a man rushed out from the crowd, and he rushed into the rain with a bag in his arms.Lu Jie and the others were all wearing plain clothes, probably because of this that the thief dared to openly rob.Lu Jie also rushed into the rain to chase the man, but the woman was still shouting.Then the two police officers also rushed into the rain.Ouyang Xue and Zhang Xiaolin started at the same time, as if out of anger, who could run faster in the race.Although the foreign police who came out of the train station were also eager to try, but because they had to guard the murderer, they could only stay where they were.
That person ran very fast, and seemed to have great stamina despite the heavy rain. At first, he seemed to pull Lu Jie away.But Lu Jie was still better at it, and kept a distance that was neither too far nor too close to the little thief.
But the little thief refused to succumb easily, Lu Jie chased him for a full three miles and still couldn't catch up with him.But the distance has gradually narrowed.Finally, Lu Jie jumped and grabbed his clothes.He threw the bag on Lu Jie's head, but Lu Jie blocked it with his other hand. Taking advantage of this opportunity, the thief broke away from Lu Jie, gave up the bag and fled forward.
Because he got the bag, Lu Jie had no intention of chasing him any more, but he regretted not being able to catch the little thief, so that he could continue to do evil.Ouyang Xue and the others came one after another, and they went back again, returning the bag to the woman.
It rained so much, and I couldn't drive tired, so I couldn't go back.They opened several rooms in a nearby hotel. In order to fulfill the "friendship of the landlord", Lu Jie offered to guard the murder suspect so that others could sleep peacefully.For this reason, they quarreled with each other a few times, but in fact, neither of them was very willing to guard the murderer, and they all wanted to fall into a gentle dream.Because of gender, Ouyang Xue took the lead to withdraw from the dispute.Then came the police in the field.Zhang Xiaolin was the most fierce contender for land. In fact, he also wanted to sleep, but he just thought of the murderer being forced to lie on the bed handcuffed, without any power to resist.He can do... hey, whatever he wants, shame.But in the end, he could only listen to Lu Jie's words.Annoyed, he returned to his room.But the thought of being able to share a room with a handsome policeman of the same age from another city made my heart come alive again.
Only the murder suspect and Lu Jie were left in the room.The suspect was lying on the bed, and Lu Jie was sitting on another bed.
"Officer, please lie down and sleep." He still hasn't given up hope of escaping.
"It's okay, anyway, you can't escape if you sleep, and you can't escape if you don't sleep. You'd better sleep." Lu Jie shattered his hope.
The police from other places decided to "send the Buddha to the West", "This man is very cunning, I'm afraid you can't handle it."
Although Lu Jie felt that they underestimated him, he couldn't refuse their kindness, so he had to do as they wanted.
In order to guard the suspect, Lu Jie couldn't sleep all night.At this time, he was walking on the road and almost fell to the ground and fell asleep.But he still insisted on getting into the car.
As soon as he leaned back on the seat, Lu Jie seemed to have entered a land of tenderness, and closed his eyes peacefully and comfortably.
The police car slowly accelerated and headed towards the destination.
Lu Jie suddenly opened his eyes, and the shouts of Zhang Xiaolin and Ouyang Xue rang in his ears.It turned out that their quarrel woke him up.The police from other places were there to break up the fight, and they were obviously baffled by the sudden anger of the couple.But their persuasion was more like adding fuel to the fire, making the two of them shout even more vigorously.
"You don't even have a bit of femininity as a man. It depends on how you marry in the future."
"Pseudo-girl, don't be complacent, if there is any woman in the world who likes you, you must be squeezed by the door!"
Lu Jie really wanted to slap the two of them each, he couldn't even sleep peacefully.
He didn't try to persuade them to fight, but he wanted to see how far their fight could go. "Better shoot and kill both of them!"
After all, he didn't sleep well, and he was eagerly looking forward to arriving soon. "Beds turned out to be the most comfortable things in the world." It seemed like he hadn't been in a bed for hundreds of years.
It was close to noon when he arrived, and the director had already called to inform him that he could rest at home for a day.
Lu Jie couldn't wait to go home, and he didn't remember what happened at home until he arrived at the door, "So there is a...ghost in the house!" Yesterday's twists and turns had already made him forget Ye Shaoshu, and he only remembered it now.
Lu Jie felt a burst of fear, not because he was afraid of ghosts, but because he was afraid that his sleep would be disturbed again. "This ghost is very rowdy!"
The door opened slowly, as he expected, Ye Shaoshu was standing in front of the door, wearing his (Lu Jie) clothes.Lu Jie suddenly felt angry that his possessions had been taken over.But he just wants to sleep now.
"What did you do last night, why did you come back now, did you ask for flowers?" Ye Shaoshu asked in a reproachful tone.
"Yes, I went to find a woman." While talking, she walked into the bedroom.Walking to the edge of the bed, he casually fell on the bed.
Ye Shaoshu pulled him up from the bed.
"Let me sleep quickly, I'm so sleepy." Lu Jie begged Ye Shaoshu.
"I just won't let you sleep." Ye Shaoshu said softly.Saying this, he let go of Laruguet's hand.
☆、Instant noodles and chicken soup
Lu Jie was about to fall on the bed again, but just as he fell down and was not in bed, Lu Jie was pulled back again.Because of inertia, Lu Jie's body moved towards Ye Shaoshu, four lips touched together, and Ye Shaoshu wrapped his arms around him.Lu Jie suddenly had a feeling of being molested, he was really ashamed and angry.
With his lips parted, Ye Shaoshu had a slight smile on his face, but then it darkened again.
"What the hell are you doing?" Ye Shaoshu asked sternly.
Lu Jie had no choice but to give in. Now as long as he is allowed to sleep, he can do whatever he wants, even prostitution. "We went to Q City to pick up a suspect, and we caught it in Guangdong. It was exactly twelve o'clock when we came, and it rained all night, so we just came back now. Let me sleep quickly."
Ye Shaoshu complied with his wish. "It didn't rain here, and I went out last night."
Ye Shaoshu still wanted to talk, but Lu Jie's snoring sounded, so he had no choice but to give up.After hesitating for a while, he still covered Lu Jie with a quilt.
Lu Jie woke up and opened his eyes, but the surroundings were still pitch black.Suddenly he saw a figure covering him in front of him, and he couldn't help but tremble with fright.
"Who is it?!" Lu Jie asked sternly.
"Me." Ye Shaoshu's gloomy voice sounded.
It turned out that when Lu Jie fell asleep, he had been observing Lu Jie by the bed.
Lu Jie complained to him, "Why don't you sleep at night? You scared me."
"We ghosts don't sleep at night." Ye Shaoshu said with some disdain.
After listening to his words, Lu Jie turned on the light, and the hour hand of the clock pointed to twelve, obviously it was already midnight, and he had slept for almost twelve hours.
"Pour me a glass of water." When he woke up, he felt his throat was blocked by something, so he couldn't help ordering Ye Shaoshu like Zhang Xiaolin in the police station.
"If you want to drink water, pour it yourself." Ye Shaoshu obviously didn't follow his methods.
Lu Jie didn't mind either, he went to fill the thermos bottle by himself.He couldn't help looking around while walking, Ye Shaoshu had tidyed up the house in the past two days, it wasn't at all like before - a typical dirty apartment for single men.But he always felt that something was wrong with the arrangement of these things, and he couldn't tell what was wrong. "It's a bit like a haunted house in a horror movie." A thought flashed through his mind.
But after Lu Jie finished drinking, he still felt something fluffy in his throat, he couldn't cough it out, and couldn't swallow it.This thing is particularly uncomfortable in the throat.He just knew he was going to catch a cold.Probably because it rained last night and didn't sleep.
At this time, he was a little dizzy again, and he wanted to lie on the bed again.Seeing him walking staggeringly, Ye Shaoshu walked over anxiously.He put his cold hand on his forehead and instantly felt the burning on his forehead, and Lu Jie also felt the coldness of his hand.And that alone proves that he is a dead man.
Ye Shaoshu's face suddenly showed panic, "You have a fever, what should you do? You are going to die, and nothing can save you." In the era when Ye Shaoshu was alive, just a few minor illnesses could kill a person.Rather than saying that he was worried about Lu Jie's death, it was better to say that he was worried that after Lu Jie became a ghost, he would not be able to haunt him anymore.
Lu Jie unhurriedly took a pack of banlangen clothing from the drawer, and taunted Lu Jie by the way: "Don't you just have a fever? You're going to die. You are really a stupid and brain-dead ghost. You Could it be that you died of a fever? Oh no, you are stupid. You idiot."
The reason why Lu Jie said such vicious words was that he really hated Ye Shaoshu.Now he didn't even look at him, and he felt a lot of hatred in his heart. Even if he looked at him when he was happy, the good mood would disappear.Ye Shaoshu was choked by him and couldn't say a word, so he could only stare blankly.
After drinking Banlangen, I felt a little hungry again.
He added water to the pot, and when the water boiled, he added beef instant noodles.But when he brought eggs from the refrigerator to crack into the pot, the instant noodles disappeared. “Why are instant noodles gone”
Ye Shaoshu didn't answer.Lu Jie thought that his head was probably burning, so he took another pack of instant noodles and put them in the pot. When he turned around, Ye Shaoshu waved his hand lightly, and the instant noodles disappeared again.Lu Jie turned around and saw that there was only a pot of boiling water, not even instant noodle residue.This time, he no longer thought that there was something wrong with his brain, so he looked at Ye Shaoshu fiercely, "Why are you hiding the instant noodles?"
"I stand here without moving, you really know how to frame people." Ye Shaoshu argued.
Lu Jie didn't reply, and picked up another pack of instant noodles, thinking that next time the instant noodles would not "disappear" for no reason.But after a while, the instant noodles disappeared again as promised.Lu Jie didn't put instant noodles in the pot this time, he walked towards Ye Shaoshu quickly, and punched him on the chest, "Don't make trouble for me!"
Ye Shaoshu grinned and laughed, "I won't let you eat this kind of noodles today!"
Lu Jie really wanted to go crazy, but he couldn't beat Ye Shaoshu, so there was nothing he could do. "You're going to starve me to death." Lu Jie said helplessly.
"If you are not allowed to eat noodles, it is not because you are not allowed to eat other things." After a pause, he continued.After speaking, Ye Shaoshu walked to the table and opened the thermos, and the smell of chicken soon penetrated into Lu Jie's nostrils.When Lu Jie was sleeping, Ye Shaoshu made this chicken stewed mushroom soup. "This bottle is really strange. The soup I stewed in the evening is still warm, even if I use spells, I can't do it." Ye Shaoshu commented on this modern high-tech.
Lu Jie was also polite, and started eating while sitting on a chair, but Lu Jie only ate four mouthfuls of food and three mouthfuls of soup.This is not because the chicken soup is unpalatable, the stewed chicken soup is indeed delicious, better than his mother's stew, but Lu Jie, who has a fever, can only eat two or three bites when he sees delicacies from mountains and seas.That seven is enough.Lu Jie put down his chopsticks with a snap, turned and walked towards the bedroom.Ye Shaoshu was quite unhappy seeing him like this.
"Didn't it taste good to me?" He asked strangely.
"I don't want to eat." Lu Jie said without thinking.
This undoubtedly angered Ye Shaoshu.He suddenly picked up the bowl and poured all the chicken soup on Lu Jie. "If you don't want to eat it, throw it away!"
Lu Jie didn't expect Ye Shaoshu to have such a reaction, he just couldn't eat it.Is this soup the wine given to Emperor Guangxu by Empress Dowager Cixi, and must he drink it all? "Sooner or later, I will be tortured to death by you, so kill me quickly!"
After speaking, he walked quickly into the bedroom.It was true that he couldn't wear any more clothes, so he simply took off all his clothes, lay on the bed, and covered the quilt indiscriminately.Now he just wants to go to sleep quickly, wake up in the morning and it will be a new day, and everything that goes wrong will disappear.
Ye Shaoshu floated in soon after.There was a hint of guilt on his face, but he covered it up when he entered the door.
"Get out!" Lu Jie yelled at him.
After Ye Shaoshu heard this sentence, he flew towards him and landed on him.He lowered his body and put his mouth close to Lu Jie's ear: "Stop saying such things in the future!"
Seeing his posture, Lu Jie couldn't help feeling uneasy.Ye Shaoshu is going to - □□ him!After getting along for the past few days, Lu Jie also saw that Ye Shaoshu might be a manly man.According to the fact that Ye Shaoshu forcefully kissed him (sucked his yang energy) many times, he thought Ye Shaoshu could do such a thing.I didn't expect that as a policeman, I would encounter such a thing.Now that he is too weak, if Ye Shaoshu wants to fuck him, it will be effortless.And since he is still a virgin, his virginity may be destroyed in the future.
But very fortunately, Ye Shaoshu only pressed him for a while, and then returned to his position.
Lu Jie rejoiced in his heart: "Fortunately, it was covered with a quilt, otherwise what might have happened." Lu Jie skipped over in his mind the unbearable image of Ye Shaoshu holding him down without clothes, and couldn't help feeling ashamed. "How can I think of this, I am really abnormal."
When Lu Jie woke up, the alarm clock was close to eight o'clock, and Ye Shaoshu was not in bed.
His throat was no longer congested, but a violent cough announced that his condition had deteriorated.And now he himself feels his head is very hot, and his nose is already clogged with bloody snot.
Opening the door, Ye Shaoshu was standing by the table.He has already bought fried dough sticks and tofu nao and returned.
"The sun was about to come out when I bought these things, and I almost burned to death. I'm most afraid of the sun." His words were covered by Lu Jie's violent cough several times.After speaking, he was avoiding the sunlight coming in from the window and hiding in the shade.
Now Lu Jie doesn't care what he is afraid of or what he is not afraid of.He's still angry with Ye Shaoshu, and he's fucking annoyed when he sees him or anything related to him.He didn't respond to Ye Shaoshu's words, he put on his clothes and walked towards the door.
"If you don't eat, you'll leave." Ye Shaoshu asked him behind his back.
"Don't eat!" Lu Jie deliberately replied decisively.In fact, if you don't eat rice, you don't eat it for nothing, but because Ye Shaoshu bought it, Lu Jie thought that he was still fighting Ye Shaoshu now, so he deliberately refused to eat it as if he was angry.Besides, he has a fever now, the activity of enzymes in his body is low, and his brain "orders" him to eat less.
☆, fortune telling
Lu Jie almost coughed and drove to the police station.
Cough cough cough... He coughed while driving.But whenever the coughing stopped, the snot flowed down again.The life he is living now is simply not normal.
When he arrived at the police station, the police chief from out of town came to meet him in person.
The director wanted to ask them to leave yesterday, but he had reserved seats in the hotel to see them off.But they will stay.It turned out that the suspect belonged to a fraud and murder gang. When he was captured in Guangdong, the gang leader and several other senior figures had escaped.He's just an insignificant minion.It was originally going to be tried in Guangdong, but after checking the files, it was found that this person had a murder case here, so it was pressed here.And people in that gang are not easy to interrogate, even if they are small gangsters, they don't know what's going on when they are interrogated, and they often don't respond to a word.
"You have a cold?" the foreigner asked after seeing Lu Jie covering his mouth and coughing.
At this moment, Zhang Xiaolin and Ouyang Xue passed by each other.These two people don't care about each other, and the person in front of them is like a passerby.
"What do you look at? Although I am handsome, you can't make yourself beautiful no matter what you look at. Besides, you are so ugly, don't make me look ugly." Zhang Xiaolin didn't know if his mouth was itchy, and said casually That's it.
Of course Ouyang Xue wanted to fight back: "Oh, I don't even look in the mirror. I'm obviously Zhu Bajie, but I think I'm Jia Baoyu. And even if it's a man, it's okay, but I just don't, I want to be like this.” Ouyang Xue These words made Zhang Xiaolin completely ashamed, and it was in front of outsiders.
He turned around and stared at Ouyang Xue, wanting to save himself some face, "Who are you talking about!"
"Say who knows who knows!"
On the other side, the police from other places are greeting Lu Jie: …
"999 is just for prevention, it is useless to cure a cold."
"I think the drug compound acetaminophen is very good. My daughter got this disease last month, and she will be fine once she takes it."
"It's better to go to the hospital to have a look."
……
Chocolate drifted outside the two vortexes, since Lu Jie walked in, his eyes have been following Lu Jie.Especially when the police from other places surrounded Lu Jie, his eyes seemed to be fixed on Lu Jie, wanting to penetrate Lu Jie. "Hmph, why don't you just get sick? As for caring so much? No one cared about me when I was sick." He thought to himself.The scolding between Zhang Xiaolin and Ouyang Xue couldn't reach his ears at all.Now what he sees, what he hears, what he thinks in his heart is Lu Jie.If someone with a heart sees him like this, he may think that he is secretly in love with Lu Jie.
The chief has requested that the suspect be interrogated today.In view of what he had heard yesterday about the "cunning" gang of criminals, he decided that his
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