I conquer the world by cooking

The traveling fish hesitated to pay, and not long after he was seated, He Yuanyuan brought him a bowl of tofu nao, which was both delicious and delicious.

"What! I was cheated and lost money!" Someone in the live broadcast room immediately shouted in disappointment.

The traveling fish also smiled easily. He set up his mobile phone, pointed the camera at himself and the bowl of tofu nao in front of him, then picked up the white porcelain spoon on the side, and stirred it gently. The soy beans have a burnt aroma, mixed in the snow-white tofu brain, which looks very delicious.

The bowls and spoons are also very delicate, all made of thin-bodied porcelain, the whole body is snow white, as light as floating clouds, if you look closely, there are dark lines on the edge of the small bowl and on the body of the spoon, and you can see the faint bitter chrysanthemum patterns through the light. The fish is guaranteed by his personality as a senior diner. This set is definitely worth a lot of money. Probably the 100 yuan was mainly spent on it.

But even so, it is still a false advertisement!

He said to the camera: "Everyone knows the battle between North and South Tofu Nao, right? In fact, I think, whether it is sweet tofu nao or salty tofu nao, as long as it is delicious, it is a good tofu nao. This bowl, although I will definitely call it later The boss refunded the money, but I am still looking forward to its taste."

After speaking, he took a big mouthful into his mouth.

The traveling fish only paused for a second, tears froze slightly on the edge of the eye sockets, and then poured down.His expression also became very funny, his eyes widened round and wide at once, his brows were frowned and his eyes narrowed at the same time, but the tears kept falling down, his nose twitched from time to time, and could not help but shrink inward , The lips are also twisted into various strange shapes.

He was not a handsome and pretty young man, and he looked even weirder now.

What was even more frightening was that he continued to eat while crying, his face was in a mess from crying, but the movements of his hands were neither fast nor slow, as if split into two people.

There was another explosion in the live broadcast room, and the number of visitors began to rise sharply, breaking through the [-] mark in a short while.

"What's the situation? The live broadcast host has lost his love?"

"A bowl of tofu brain love?"

Many newcomers are asking.

There are also those who don't believe it: "I'm afraid the host of the live broadcast is the king of acting, tears will come when you say it!"

"Just throw up if it tastes bad, what the hell is eating while crying?"

The system's special food is so unreasonable!

In less than 3 minutes, the small bowl bottomed out. At this time, the tears from the traveling fish's tears may fill up the bowl.

His eyes were red, but his face was pale, his mouth opened and closed like a dying fish for a long time, and finally burst into tears, pinching his own neck and retching: "It's too bad to eat! It's really too bad to eat !"

"The broadcaster is crazy? Does anyone have a phone number for the mental hospital?" Someone laughed in the live broadcast room.

Some people were also worried: "Looking at his appearance, he won't kill anyone, right? Is there something poisonous in the brain of this tofu?"

There are also people who are desperate to try: "Please ask for the address, I really want to try it."

It took the traveling fish howling for a while to recover, and then lay on the table like a dead fish, with its nose raised, unwilling to raise its head for a long time, but everyone in the live broadcast room felt very uncomfortable just looking at the top of his black head. Fun, the audience numbers are still climbing.

After a long time, the traveling fish raised his head, his eyes and nose were still red, but his complexion was much better. He rubbed his mouth and said with lingering fear, "It's unbelievable that I tasted like canned herring!"

"What's that?" Someone asked suspiciously.

Someone below helped explain: "It is said to be the most smelly food in the world, full of rot and death, the absolute ultimate dark food."

The traveling fish shuddered again: "I thought there was nothing more unpalatable than that, until I met this bowl of bean curd!"

Some people in the live broadcast room had seen the traveling fish eat canned herring before, and said in disbelief, "But last time you vomited after taking a bite, this time you ate it all! You haven't vomited yet!"

"I finished eating? How is it possible!" He lowered his head, staring at the empty bowl in a daze, and couldn't help retching for a while, the sound of retching was full of doubts about life.

"Yu's acting skills are good, tell me how much is the advertising fee? I also invite you to do the promotion." This is totally unbelievable.

"What are you doing to lie to you? You all discovered this shop." Now the traveling fish quit, "If I really came here for a show, wouldn't it all be exposed once you try it? My glorious and great image is not good. Just ruin it all? What good will it do me?"

"Earn advertising fees!" Someone said.

"Our family Yu is a rich second generation. There are mines at home." Some old fans said disdainfully, but they like to cheat gifts a little bit, and they lose their morals when they see an aircraft carrier.

The traveling fish didn't care about those who were still questioning him, and just talked about it.

"Speaking of which, I haven't cried in more than ten years. The last time I was studying, I went to an Internet cafe secretly in the middle of the night, but when I came back, I was caught by my father. The whip made me cry," said the traveler. Yu chatted endlessly, "This bowl of tofu nao can really take the top spot in my rich eating experience. It's unpalatable and disgusting enough, but it still looks good. Let me tell you, This is the scariest thing that makes you jump into a trap without making a sound."

"What's the worst thing I've ever eaten before? That's too much, Swedish canned herring, Scottish haggis, Cantonese water cockroaches and three squeaks-well, this one is mainly disgusting, the taste is okay, and my mother made it My big meal—shh, keep your voice down so my mom can't hear it..."

Although I don't know whether Traveling Fish's acting skills have improved, at least I can be sure that his eloquence has improved a lot. In the subsequent live broadcasts, he talked and laughed happily and made witty remarks all the way. Until the end of his live broadcast, the number of viewers remained above 10. Both the number of viewers and the gifts received completely broke his previous records.

It's a pity that on the second day, his tongue and tongue returned to the above-average level, and he couldn't play the level that surprised everyone yesterday.

The traveling fish thought for a long time in doubt, suspecting that the bowl of unpalatable tofu nao was stimulating him, but he was asked to try again... Xianyu shook his head firmly, and would never enter that small shop again if he died !

He Yuanyuan was actually very curious about the bowl of tofu nao, and if it wasn't for the failure of his sense of taste, he couldn't help but try it.

"Why do you make dark cooking so attractive?" He didn't understand the evil taste of the system.

The system is plausible: give diners visual enjoyment first, which will help improve their sensitivity to taste.

Translated into adult words, it means that the delicious ones will taste better, and the unpalatable ones will be even more unpalatable?He Yuanyuan had a deeper understanding of the inferiority of the system.

"Why are they still able to finish such an unpalatable food?" He Yuanyuan asked again.

Precious food cannot be wasted!The system said firmly.

He Yuanyuan silently felt that Ke Jiao and Traveling Fish were really pitiful.

Ke Jiao covered her face and went home all the way. After washing up, she started the live broadcast again. She didn't think there was anything special.

Until she met a trumpet who was making trouble in the live broadcast room.

"Jiao Didi? The name is really disgusting. The main makeup of the live broadcast is so thick that it looks artificial at first glance. The breasts are also fake, right? The shape is really ugly, I suggest adjusting it."

"Oh, what the hell!" Ke Jiao raised her eyebrows and sat up straight.

Don't be in a hurry, she looked at the person in the live broadcast room with a calm demeanor, and quickly clicked on the account to check. After a while, she confirmed that it was another live host's trumpet, the other party's fame and fans The volume was originally higher than hers, but she has gradually caught up these few days, and that person might not be able to sit still.

After capturing the picture and leaving enough evidence, she smiled and applied for Lianmai with the live broadcaster.

What's the point of the sarcasm, let's tear it open!Ke Jiao rubbed her hands, inexplicably excited.

The other party didn't know what he was thinking, but he even agreed to Lian Mai.

The host on the other side is looking like a cute fairy, with big eyes with special makeup effects, exaggerated colored contact lenses, pink jelly lips, and she started to act like a spoiled child: "Oh, I'm going to talk to Sister Jiao Didi today. Well, are you all happy? If you are happy, send me flowers, okay~"

Ke Jiao was so numb that she got goosebumps.

"Sister Jiao Didi, you are bigger than others, don't be mean to me~ I'll be scared~" The cute little fairy under the laurel tree started acting like a baby when she opened her mouth, but Ke Jiao understood as soon as she heard it. Laugh at yourself for being too old.

Hehe, Ke Jiao rolled up her sleeves with a smile.

A big tear, refreshed.

The little fairy turned into a little crying bag, her eye makeup was smeared, half of her color contact lenses were washed out, she was still swearing dirtyly, her rich words and bold imagination really impressed Ke Jiao.

Although Ke Jiao tore, she never swears. She only sneered and sneered in a gentle manner, and she didn't bring a single word of swearing.

She listened to a few sentences calmly, didn't bother to reply, and directly recorded the passage of the other party's swearing, and reported it to the platform, so the whole world was clean.

This battle, which lasted less than 10 minutes, also became popular on the platform. Behind the live broadcast host, many fans encouraged fans to give away their heads. Although there were occasional tears of their real bodies, there were a few who could tear it so heartily. It's very satisfying, not to mention that there are two live broadcasters who are good-looking and have many fans.

Ke Jiao won a complete victory in this battle, and even many fans of Little Fairy moved to Jiao Didi's side, and the number of Ke Jiao's fans skyrocketed. After this battle, she was nicknamed the Queen of Poison Tongue, because She is beautiful enough, fierce enough, and poisonous enough.

Ke Jiao was over excited, and she was also taken aback. She has a tough temper, and it's not like she hasn't experienced all kinds of quarrels before, but it's the first time she won so easily and completely crushed her.

Is it really the credit of that bowl of tofu?She covered her mouth, and when she thought about eating that thing again, she felt that the whole world was dark.

But looking at the skyrocketing number of fans and the soaring share of gifts in the background, she would be willing to shit even if she was asked to!

No, that thing is obviously worse than shit!

The author has something to say: I bow and apologize, I was out all day yesterday, and I didn't have time to write a new chapter. I... I will make up next week!More time next week!

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