【言切】nervous

Turning his head for a second, he closed his eyes.

"Hello." Kotomine Kirei patted Emiya Kiritsugu's face, but the latter didn't respond.

Emiya Kiritsugu fell asleep, and he slept extremely peacefully, as peaceful and innocent as the person who bombarded his partner just now was someone else.

Picking up Emiya Kiritsugu, Kotomine Kirei saw a blood-red word "kuang" looming on the back of the former's neck.He frowned and his eyes became serious.

Can anyone explain all this to him? !

The wings of the angel statue fell off, and the ruins of the building that was once a church could not be seen, and there was a deep wail.On the street not far away, loud noises alerted the police to come.

Kotomine Kirei carried Emiya Kiritsugu back to the apartment, the latter was still asleep due to overuse of magic.That was really a very deceptive sleeping face, obviously Emiya Kiritsugu was in a deep sleep.

The word "kuang" on the back of his neck has disappeared.

Has this guy been glued to something weird?

The phone rang, and Kotomine Kirei glanced at the calling number.It belongs to the father.

"Kirei, what's the matter with the church?" Kotomine Rizheng's urgent voice came.

"The magician killer Emiya Kiritsugu went to the church to make trouble, the reason is unknown."

"I don't know about this. What I'm asking is why a magician didn't catch him after he saw you defeating Emiya Kiritsugu, but instead hugged him and left?"

"Uh--"

"Kirei?"

"There is no such thing." Kotomine Kirei defended himself in a deep voice, "Which magician slandered me so much, I wondered his motives. Emiya Kiritsugu made a mess and left, I chased after him, And got thrown away."

At that time, only he, Emiya Kiritsugu, and the forgotten magician who came from afar were the only witnesses at the scene of the crime.In any case, it is absolutely unacceptable to pretend to be innocent to the end.

The Church of the Holy Church will never choose not to trust him but to trust a person from the Magic Association.

"Is that so..." Kotomine Rizheng sighed, obviously a little bit battered, "I can't have a peaceful conversation with the Magic Association right now, the Wisdom Warehouse used by the Magic Association to store books was blown up by Emiya Kiritsugu, just before him I did it some time before going to the church to make trouble. The popularity of the Magic Association is crazy, and both you and Emiya Kiritsugu have become wanted criminals of the Magic Association."

"..." It's none of his business!Didn't you just forget to deal with the scene!

"Anyway, Kirei, don't show up for a while now, just treat it as a vacation and take a good rest. I will communicate with the Magic Association as soon as possible."

"... yes, father."

Emiya Kiritsugu woke up from his deep sleep, blinked his eyes, and drove away the lingering drowsiness that remained, and sat up.He found himself feeling weak all over.

Emiya Kiritsugu saw Kotomine Kirei sitting beside the bed with an almost ferocious expression.He hesitated for a moment, memories from before he fell asleep came flooding back.

"Wow..." he said.

"Don't tell me you forgot what you did, blowing up the warehouse of the Magic Association and my church." Kotomine Kirei said coldly.

"I'm reminiscing..." Emiya Kiritsugu whispered, "I've always hoped to destroy that place of the Magic Association." This time, it actually happened by mistake.

At that time, he regarded the magician as the enemy of peace, and even more so in the place where a lot of magician's wisdom is preserved.

Kotomine Kirei stared at him firmly.

"Has your desire to kill me become as strong as the thing you most wish to do?" He said bitterly, "I'm really flattered."

Guiltily shifting his gaze, Emiya Kiritsugu opened his mouth and closed it again.Kotomine Kirei had a gloomy expression, waiting for an explanation that he would never forgive easily even if it was reasonable.

Emiya Kiritsugu sighed, and said sincerely, "I'm sorry."

"Explain to me."

"I don't mind if I give it to you?"

"No, I just want to see what wonderful reason you can make up this time." Kotomine Kirei said gloomily, "Quickly, explain."

"...Didn't I just say that I always hoped for 'before'?" Emiya Kiritsugu said seriously, "Our relationship was not very good before, you know that. I used to shoot you with shoulder shots, you Not angry." The volume of the last sentence dropped significantly.

Kotomine Kirei narrowed his eyes slightly, Emiya Kiritsugu hesitated for a while, then leaned over with his upper body, and kissed his partner on the lips.He thought that sticking out his tongue would be much better than tapping it lightly, but he was too tired and didn't have the strength to support himself.

Emiya Kiritsugu collapsed back on the bed, looked sideways at Kotomine Kirei, the latter's expression didn't soften at all.

"I was controlled by strange things." He said helplessly, "Emotions were exaggeratedly magnified. At that time, I was obviously conscious, but I couldn't control myself. I must have encountered something that shouldn't be touched..."

Kotomine Kirei recounted what Emiya Kiritsugu saw after he fell asleep, and the latter fell into deep thought.

"Let me think about it... some time before I went to attack the Magic Association, I was shopping in the supermarket... Then I met a little girl who fell from a tree." Emiya Kiritsugu's expression became serious, "Could it be Isn't that little girl a little girl from an ordinary family?"

Kotomine Kirei didn't respond, but looked at him coldly.

"I'm being controlled, are you still angry?" Emiya Kiritsugu said, "I will pay all the money for the reconstruction of the church, okay?"

"Should I still have to pay? Of course you will pay for it all." The church is not short of money, but it's fine to spend this kind of wronged money. "The church is not a big deal. I forgot to clean up the scene when I took you away in a coma. A magician saw it. Now I have become a thorn in the eyes of the Magic Association that is almost equal in weight to you."

"……Then?"

"I'm forced to take a vacation." Kotomine Kirei said coldly, "I can't go to church, and I can't appear in front of people from the Magic Association."

"Would the Church of the Holy Church just let the Magic Association bully you like this? If you refuse to admit it, the Church of the Holy Church will not disbelieve you."

"My father trusts me, but because of some personal relationships, he wants to try to resolve it peacefully for me."

"Oh, then you can enjoy this rare vacation. Would you like me to make mapo tofu for you?" Emiya Kiritsugu flattered him, "I bought good ingredients in the supermarket."

"If it's a law that 'you can get someone's understanding even if it's unpalatable', then you are the one who breaks this law. You must be." It's not that Kotomine Kirei doesn't want to appreciate it , "Don't insult me ​​and Mapo Tofu with such thoughts."

"I'm sorry." Emiya Kiritsugu apologized again, "I really went to learn cooking. The teacher said that I don't need to come again. I thought it meant becoming a teacher."

"Don't you try it yourself... Forget it, I don't want to talk about it with you." Kotomine Kirei rubbed his forehead, "Describe the appearance of that little girl."

They didn't expect to see the little girl again so soon.

At that time, they were dressed in civilian clothes and wearing hats to cover up, walking on a small street.The two were looking for the little girl without much hope, but the little girl appeared on her own initiative.

She stood in front of them, expressionless.

"It's so boring," she said.

"What did you do to me?" Emiya Kiritsugu looked at her closely and asked, "What do you want to do?"

The little girl in front of her looked like a normal human girl, wearing a small blue dress covered with lace, she looked very cute.It's just that the expression is too lifeless.

"It's just boring." She still had no expression on her face. "I tried to experience it, but I still couldn't understand what is the meaning of living."

Emiya Kiritsugu glanced at Kotomine Kirei next to him, who immediately said, "Don't look at me." That look was really unpleasant.

"Just because of such a boring reason, did you curse me in any way?" Emiya Kiritsugu asked.

"It's just a little trick to get you excited," she said. "I see your life is boring and you'll need this."

"I don't need it, remove it." Emiya Kiritsugu pointed a gun at her.

Kotomine Kirei also flashed the black key, her eyes turned to Kotomine Kirei, she blinked, her expression remained unchanged.

"You're bored, too, and need some cheer," she said.

Apartment, in the bathroom.

Turning off the faucet and looking up, Kotomine Kirei stared at his dripping face in the mirror, unable to believe that he had laughed for two full hours because of a TV program.

Emiya Kiritsugu walked behind him, glanced at the back of his neck, and said, "The word '乐' disappeared."

"That's great." Kotomine Kirei muttered.He laughed until his mouth was sour.

"How do you feel?" Emiya Kiritsugu asked.

"Not good." Kotomine Kirei wiped off the water from his face, "One day I will laugh from the bottom of my heart for so long because of a boring talk show."

"Isn't it good." Emiya Kiritsugu said, "Don't you always feel that life is too regular and boring."

"But there's no reason to be so happy!" Kotomine Kirei only felt helpless and angry about this, "I know it's just a boring TV show, but I still laughed for a long time because of that boring talk show!"

"But it's also a pleasure anyway."

Kotomine Kirei let out a sigh of relief, and looked at Emiya Kiritsugu sullenly.

"It's better to be serious." He muttered bitterly.

Emiya Kiritsugu smiled, and said: "When I was fighting with you, I was also conscious, just like what you said just now, I knew I couldn't do it, but I couldn't control it... It seemed that the emotions on the single side of my heart were aroused. It’s the same, and it can’t be suppressed.”

"The ability to control emotions." Kotomine Kirei pondered for a moment, "Another monster that cannot be destroyed by brute force." He didn't like this type.

"I don't want to go to Lyco again." Emiya Kiritsugu frowned when he thought of the two months when he stayed with Lyco to fulfill his promise.

Lyco is very good at using every inch of resources.

"Do you have any other way out?" Kotomine Kirei asked.

Emiya Kiritsugu shook his head, they walked out of the bathroom, and sat back on the sofa in the living room again.The TV screen on the wall was smashed with a chip, and it looked particularly innocent.

It seems that every time the characters on the back of the neck appear, a certain part of their emotions will be stimulated and expanded beyond control.After the characters are hidden, everything returns to normal.

Playing such a boring trick, that little girl who doesn't know the details is really boring.

Emiya Kiritsugu finally chose to consult Lecco, and the answer he got was very straightforward.

"If she is bored, you can find a way to make her not bored, so that she can settle down. As for how to make her not bored... you are welcome to come and have commercial transactions with me at any time, free consultation is fine. "

Hanging up the call, the two men sat on the couch with their chests folded, thinking how they could make that naughty little girl less boring so they could get the thing off their necks.

The sun gradually went down from noon, and the golden sunset light spread into the dull room.

"Will buying a lollipop make her happy?" Kotomine Kirei said suddenly.

"Do you think a guy with that ability would be content to get a lollipop?"

"She could have a bag if she wanted."

"I don't think lollipops can get rid of her." Emiya Kiritsugu took out two cigarettes, one for each of them, and then lit them.He took a deep breath and exhaled soft smoke.

What a head-scratching surprise.

"Didn't she say 'what's the point of living'." He said, "You two should be able to get along."

"I don't want to get along with this dangerous creature." Kotomine Kirei said seriously, "If she feels that life is meaningless, she will die. She has to find pleasure in others."

Emiya Kiritsugu just shrugged.

Eventually they decided to go to Lyco.But when they drove to the next city, they were spotted by the Magic Association.

At night, Emiya Kiritsugu was making trouble and racing.A group of crows followed closely behind the car. They were menacing, with bright red eyes, and mixed with hoarse and ugly cries, like a group of hungry gods of death.

"Isn't there a rule that magicians must absolutely abide by called hidden world!" The driver slammed the steering wheel and screamed, "Can't you wait for me to drive to the suburbs before chasing him!"

"Obviously, the magician killer Emiya Kiritsugu's unscrupulous destruction of the Magic Association base has completely angered them." Kotomine Kirei sat in the passenger seat with the car window open, not at all afraid that danger might take advantage of the loopholes, "They are chasing us There is more than one magician."

Emiya Kiritsugu cursed.

A crow flew to the edge of the car window, and vigorously pecked at Kotomine Kirei's arm on the car window, but apart from making a little noise, it did nothing.

"Oh, look at this little guy." Kotomine Kirei moved his fingers, and gently poked the crow's hard beak, "It really looks like you."

"It's time to wash your eyes." Emiya Kiritsugu said coldly, two or three crows were hitting the car window, and his expression was becoming more and more impatient.

"It's really similar, look at its small hard mouth and pretentiously fierce eyes, it's obviously just a fragile little bird." Kotomine Kirei said with a smile, his smile froze suddenly, and he threw away the whining crow in his hand.

He turned his head to look at Emiya Kiritsugu, the "kuang" on the back of the latter's neck was slowly emerging.

"Kiritsugu, the thing on your neck is starting to feel restless." Kotomine Kirei hurriedly shouted, "Hold on." The word on the back of his neck must be about to move, damn it!

Emiya Kiritsugu frowned, and was about to speak when the car was suddenly shaken violently by a force of gravity.This is not the armored touring car from before. This car hasn't had time to be modified to that extent, and it can't withstand too many big blows.

Emiya Kiritsugu made an angry sound, and slammed on the steering wheel, driving to the fastest speed.Kotomine Kirei's seat suddenly moved automatically, revealing the weapon hidden under the seat.He nearly fell.

"Get rid of those things," the driver ordered.

Kotomine Kirei glanced at the weapons all over the floor, was silent for two seconds, and revealed an evil smile.

On the nape of his neck, the word "Le" is reddishly red.

Kotomine Kirei is not good at using hot weapons, but if he really wants to use them, he will definitely not be inferior.Every bullet was not wasted, the number of crows decreased sharply, and the livid face of the man hiding behind the crows made him very happy.

His upper body got out of the car window, and when he ran out of bullets in one gun, he threw the gun back and took another.The new gun was bigger and had a long strip of bullets. He took it and fired at the back of the car.

The car was not driving stably, with frequent bumps or sharp turns, none of which would pose any obstacles to Kotomine Kirei's shooting accuracy.

Probably because of being irritated, the crows suddenly spread out, as if they suddenly multiplied several times, and attacked the car overwhelmingly.A big black bird rushed out from behind the crows, and a young-looking man stood on the back of the big bird with an angry and ferocious expression.

In the end, the car was not faster than the birds, the crows surrounded the car, and the man on the giant black bird jumped onto the roof of the car.The giant bird followed him to the roof of the car, spread its wings, its feathers stood on end, its beak opened wide, and it screamed sharply at Kotomine Kirei.

The momentum is fierce.

"You are from the church." The young magician snapped and asked, "Why are you with the magician killer?!"

"He's my wife." Kotomine Kirei threw away the gun in his hand, delighted by the magician's suddenly surprised expression, "No matter how naughty your wife is, as a husband, you should be more tolerant, right?"

"you--"

"And I don't dislike his mischievousness. Thinking about Master Tokiomi, he puts more trust in me, but he doesn't know that the reason why he can't get the stones is caused by me in the final analysis. How pitiful, people can't help but want to laugh out loud. Kotomine Kirei laughed loudly, "Those idiots never knew that the magician killer who was always causing trouble for them was the cohabitant of Tosaka Tokiomi's apprentice."

"Kotomine Kirei, what is your intention in doing this!" the magician asked.

"It's just for fun." Kotomine Kirei grinned, "It's all kind, pure and orderly, how boring it is. This world needs to be complex and diverse to be exciting and not boring. That little girl actually said it was meaningless. If you want me to say, What could be more meaningful than living to witness someone else's painful death."

"You're disgusting!" the driver yelled, "kill him quickly, there's nothing to chat about!"

The giant bird screamed again, and the sound was like a cone, which hurt people's ears.The giant bird flapped its wings, and its huge claws grabbed Kotomine Kirei's head.The latter raised his arms, and the giant bird grabbed his arms. The magician climbed onto the back of the giant bird, apparently planning to drag Kotomine Kirei out of the car.

The power of the bird's claw was so great that Kotomine Kirei couldn't break free for a while.

The front wheels of the car were gradually leaving the ground.

At the same time, the group of crows attached themselves to the car and Kotomine Kirei one by one, making trouble with their beaks and claws, and trying to get into the car.Judging from the fact that they can peck out the cracks in the special material window in three strokes, these little things are not to be underestimated.

Emiya Kiritsugu stared straight ahead, took out a gun, and pressed the trigger towards the roof of the car.The bullet pierced through the roof of the car, and the giant bird made a strange cry, leading its owner and a group of crow brothers to let go of the restraint on the car and people, and flew into the air.

The next moment, the car smashed through a wall of a hotel and rushed into the magnificent lobby.Emiya Kiritsugu stepped on the accelerator to the maximum again, the car smashed through the other wall of the hotel and rushed out.

Customers and servers stare blankly at what happens and ends quickly.

The car is running on the ground, and the bird is chasing it in the air.The magician's clothes, together with his group of big and small birds, were all black, forming a dark cloth, covering the car on the ground overwhelmingly.

The car hadn't had time to be transformed into the toughness of the previous RV, but it had matured in terms of armament.The roof cover suddenly fell apart, and a cannon appeared where the second row of seats was supposed to be but was actually covered.

Normally, Kotomine Kirei would have said, "There's no need to do this."

But now, Kotomine Kirei said: "It's great." In terms of destruction, the man next to him will never disappoint him.

He smiles expectantly.

Right now it was a straight street, so Emiya Kiritsugu switched the car to autopilot, and stood up without the need for the driver to be careful.

The sun sets and finally sinks below the horizon.Night fell.

Emiya Kiritsugu's car was speeding along a highway.The "madness" on the back of his neck is gradually disappearing, and the speed of the car is gradually decreasing.

Kotomine Kirei's cheerful laugh continued for a while, but he couldn't laugh anymore.

Silence fell.

Would the emotion of joy lower IQ? Kotomine Kirei's face was not very good.He actually told the secret to a magician!

The driver next to him was also pale.

"Next time it happens again, you tie me up." Emiya Kiritsugu said, his throat was a little dry.

"I will only encourage you, because that will make me very happy." Kotomine Kirei said.

There was another terrible silence.

The howitzers behind the seats were flailing innocently.

Kotomine Kirei suddenly covered his face with his hands, Emiya Kiritsugu also drove the car off the road, stopped and sighed heavily.

"I got a headache when I went back." Kotomine Kirei said.

The consequences of extreme pleasure are such a huge melancholy.

"I hope the howitzers didn't cause too much damage," Emiya Kiritsugu said.

He took out two cigarettes, one for each of them, and lit them.

The third long silence.

"Hurry up and find Lecco." Emiya Kiritsugu started driving again with a cigarette in his mouth, "If this continues, everything will never return to its original state."

He will be careful to avoid driving in urban areas as much as possible.

"Yeah." Kotomine Kirei replied, then scratched his hair dully.

The car drove on the highway again and headed into the distance.

It's going to be a rough night.

--Finish--