After being reborn, the film king went to farm and raise his baby to make a fortune

Xie Liaoyuan, who was the number one candidate admitted by Xiao Shouwei, couldn't be happier at all.

But at least the scope of the scum was determined.

But, as a handsome diamond queen, it stands to reason that there are eight hundred people who like him, but none of them confessed to him.

... This is embarrassing!

The next day at work, Xie Liaoyuan began to pay attention to those gazes that rested on him, both men and women, those who casually pretended not to care, those who bumped into him and looked away in a panic, and those who stared at him openly... ...Everyone is very suspicious, and no one is very sure.

Even good buddy Qian Jingyu became suspicious.

He didn't go home after the announcement at night, so he ran to his apartment to take a nap. The sofa was so big, but he insisted on sitting crowded with him.

Xie Liaoyuan pushed him down on the sofa: "Stay away from me."

However, within two seconds, Qian Jingyu posted over like a tumbler: "Brother, don't be so stingy, what can I do if I lend you your shoulder?"

He just wrapped up an idol drama some time ago, playing the role of a coquettish little milk dog boyfriend. He has the stink of the character, and he always acts like a spoiled child. He was just kicked out by his father this morning. He was homeless and had to run away. Come and stay.

Xie Liaoyuan suddenly became vigilant: "...you won't be interested in me, will you?"

"How is it possible!" Qian Jingyu sat upright all of a sudden, "Is this a straight man, okay? You won't... Lao Xie, there is no future or future for a straight man crush. As a brother, I advise you..."

Xie Liaoyuan: "Get lost!"

Qian Jingyu: "Tell me, what happened to you?"

Xie Liaoyuan sighed, and gave Qian Jingyu an overview of his difficult road to Shu and the difficulty of chasing his wife during this period.

Qian Jingyu: "..."

Qian Jingyu: "So you're looking for someone who likes you? So you can be sure who is your scumbag ex?"

"Yes," Xie Liaoyuan sighed, "but no one seems to like me."

Qian Jingyu stretched out his index finger and shook it: "Old Xie, you don't know anything about your own charm! At the Huanyu annual meeting, at least half of the entertainment circle—whether male or female—gave their eyes on you."

Xie Liaoyuan: "How is it possible?"

If so, why has no one ever confessed to him?

Qian Jingyu knew him too well: "Do you know what everyone calls you behind your back?"

"what?"

"Smiling Rakshasa."

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

"It is said that you smile the same every time in front of the camera, and someone once deliberately took screenshots and compared them, saying that the error of your smile every time is within two millimeters, which is as accurate as measuring with a ruler. It's like wearing a a smiling mask."

"Fake! Very fake!"

"The lips are thin. At first glance, he looks like a cold-blooded and ruthless person. He can only be seen from a distance and can't be played with. It's okay to appreciate it as a vase, but it will become a disaster when you really marry."

"They don't know you're a hand fetishist yet. If they know it, they won't be in danger? Maybe overnight, the whole city will wear big gloves."

Xie Liaoyuan: "..."

He felt that his heart was about to be pierced into briquettes!

But if Qian Jingyu didn't talk nonsense, then Luo Fenghuo ran away when he saw him, and slandered him behind his back, which seemed to be not incomprehensible.

"That's why," Qian Jingyu said earnestly, "If you want to find out who likes you...it's hard! It's too difficult! Brother, I advise you to practice how to laugh when you have time, or wait until you fall Horse, ho! My wife is scared away again."

With a smirk on his face, Xie Liaoyuan ruthlessly threw Qian Jingyu out to sleep on the street.

No love of friendship at all!

Qian Jingyu sadly took a photo of himself and uploaded it on Weibo.

@qianjingyu: sleep on the street tonight [selfie]

Half an hour later, he was taken to the police station because he connived at the fans and caused traffic jams, and stayed in the police station shamelessly all night.

Extraordinarily bohemian!

On the second day, #费静宇味大大# and #从爱生活，远养罗火火# were tied for the top two in the hot search, with two flowers at the same time, each leading the coquettish for several hours.

This batch of dishes from Fenghuo Farm has gone through a long 36 hours and has not been sold out yet.

The scalpers almost lost their underwear.

-Luo Fenghuo is so awesome [thumbs] grabbed two thousand catties of vegetables and threw them all in his hands.

-I took a few orders that couldn't get ten times the compensation, and I was bleeding at a loss [tears] Brothers, remember to detour when you meet Luo Fenghuo in the future!

- I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I can't afford to provoke him!

- Cherish life, stay away from Luo Fenghuo!

……

The scalpers rushed to tell each other, thinking they were unlucky.

But the fans weren't too happy either.

- Changed three Taobao accounts, and finally answered all the QAQs correctly

- Me too... I confiscated all the Taobao accounts of my relatives, only to barely bump into TAT

- I borrowed all my classmates’ Taobao, now the whole class knows that I like Luo Fenghuo QVQ

-Speak up, I finally got it!No need to be expelled from fan quq

- what's the problem?I got it right once [doge] although several questions were confused.

-Comrade Xiuer upstairs, please sit down, you know that this kind of behavior will cause public outrage?I kidnapped all the Taobao accounts of my colleagues and didn't answer correctly, so I burst into tears!

- wrong answer 1

-2

……

-I just found out today that I turned out to be a fake QAQ fan and I didn't even make it to the seventh question.

- Upstairs, you're doing well, I'm timed out on the fifth question [crying]

-Did I say something about the third question?

-I died on the first question, QUQ didn't say anything, I went to review my brother's concert and variety show, I must make up for it!

- In make-up 1

-2

……

Luo Feng blinked her eyes, thinking is it really so difficult?

He used his Taobao buyer account to log in and tried it out, but he hadn't clicked on the first question yet.

System: Sorry!You have timed out!You have lost the qualification to grab food!Thank you for your next visit!

Luo Feng: "..."

It seems that it is indeed too difficult.

But anyway, he doesn't have many dishes, and the supply exceeds demand, so it's better to sell them slowly.

While Luo Feng was slowly selling vegetables, he went to the Internet cafe in the town to find a small program for one-click IP checking, but for some reason, he felt as if someone was watching him from the dark all the way, but when he looked back, he saw something. None found.

He was a big-hearted person, so he didn't care.

But in the next few days, this feeling of being watched became more and more obvious. As long as he went out, no matter where he went, he felt as if someone was secretly following him.

who?Is it my aunt who wants to trouble him?

Luo Feng didn't say anything, and called Zhang Dazhuang when she went out. The feeling of being stared at was obvious, so she took out a small mirror from her pocket to pretend to make up, and took a photo from left to right, and finally saw a flash behind a certain street corner. used SLR lenses.

Paparazzi?

Are paparazzi so boring nowadays?He has already retreated back to his hometown, and even chased him all the way to this remote area just to take a few photos to break the news?

Luo Feng couldn't figure it out.

With one phone call, he called all the brothers who had fallen into boxes, chased and intercepted them in all directions, and blocked the "paparazzi" in the alley.

They were two young girls in their twenties. After being blocked by him, they all said they were his fans.

But the SLR is full of his photos.

Those who work in Internet cafes, walk on the road, shop in supermarkets, work in greenhouses, and even take photos of him playing with cute geese in his front yard with a telephoto lens.If it weren't for the fact that there were no tall buildings near their house, even the photos of him washing and changing clothes would not be spared!

Bastard meal.

In his previous life, there was a senior in the industry who he admired very much. He was chased by an illegitimate student and got into a car accident. He regretted leaving the circle. There was also a Korean group idol who always dreamed of being haunted, and later found out that the illegitimate fan secretly hid At his house, he touched his chest every night and stole his underwear!

Luo Feng's gaze turned cold instantly, and he threw the handed-in SLR to Zhang Dazhuang: "Break the memory card."

Zhang Dazhuang fiddled with it for a long time, with a blank face: "Where is the memory card?"

Luo Feng: "..."

He could only do it himself, and the memory card exploded with two fingers.

"Do you know what's wrong?" he asked.

"We're right!" said a little girl with yellow hair. "We came all the way to see you and want to get closer to your life... what's wrong?"

"Yeah," said another girl with seven pierced ears. "We like you so much! How about taking some pictures?"

Luo Feng smiled: "Okay."

He raised his hand and threw the SLR back to them, then turned and left.

That afternoon, on their way back to the small hotel in the town, they found themselves being followed by geese, four of them!

When they walked, the geese also walked, and when they stopped, the geese also stopped, following them not far or near, all the way to the entrance of the small hotel.

The geese stopped at the door of the hotel.

They finally breathed a sigh of relief.

But that night, a girl was taking a bath in the small bathroom of the hotel. When she looked up, she saw four heads the size of fists crowded outside the small window of the bathroom. Stared at her with a wink.

"what--"

She put her hands on her chest and let out a scream.

For the next two days, no matter where they went, the four geese followed them unswervingly. Once they looked back, they would show their pointed beaks and threaten them loudly. .At night, the geese crowded the bathroom window and peeped in, so they didn't dare to take a bath for two whole days!

On the third day, they finally couldn't take it anymore and called the police. The operator transferred their call to the local police station.

As soon as the phone was connected, the little girl cried.

"Don't cry, don't cry, speak slowly, what happened?"

"Help! We've been stalked by geese! They've been following us for two days! They've been watching us take a shower!"

"...Please don't use police resources at will, this is against the law! Do you know?"

The policeman on duty hung up the phone, shook his head and sighed: "There are all kinds of weird sand sculptures now! Two days ago, we complained about foreign children who dared to call the police because their homework was too difficult... Guess what the little girl just said? She said she was stalked by geese for two days and watched as she took a bath."

Another policeman: "..."

In their place, there are more geese than dogs. It is normal to be stalked by geese, and it is not a problem to chase two steps. The police forgot about it in a blink of an eye, but the little girl was scared by the geese to the hotel Don't dare to go out.

The proprietress of the hotel recognized that it was the big goose of Luo Tuan's family.

——The feathers are smooth and smooth, much taller than other geese.

She asked someone to deliver a message to Fei Zhen, saying that your geese scared the little girl from other places to tears. Luo Feng came after a while and asked with a smile, "Does it feel good to be followed?"

The two little girls shook their heads together.

"Do you know what's wrong?"

The two little girls nodded in unison.

"Will you still cook illegitimate meals in the future?"

The two little girls shook their heads together.

Luo Feng took out a thin plastic package from her pocket and handed it to them.

They hesitated and did not dare to answer: "What... what?"

"Memory card," Luo Feng said with a smile, "take it, and go home early."

Neither of the two little girls is a bad person, but they just got into a dead end.

As for people, they often consider things from their own standpoint, and it is difficult to put themselves in the other person's shoes...until something similar or the same happens to them.

They tearfully accepted the memory card that Aidou gave them, and repeatedly promised that such a thing would never happen again. Not only that, they also shared their own stories and warned everyone——

A little closer to the idol's food, a little farther away from the idol's life!

Cherish life, stay away from Luo Fenghuo!Resolutely don't be an illegitimate child!

The most important thing is: there are geese in the idol family, which is super scary!

-Hahaha was followed by the goose [laughing and crying]

- Goose warning.

- Goose tracking is awesome!

-hhh Is Luo Fenghuo trying to laugh me to death?

……

This day happened to be Xie Liaoyuan's grandpa's birthday. Xie Guoyun's driver drove the family of three to his grandfather's house. On the way, Xie Liaoyuan swiped Weibo and burst out laughing immediately!

very real!

But then, he felt his heart skip a beat.

Goose?