I'm just a Buddhist player

Chapter 83 Mock Tests

Seeing the young man struggling to get up, Yan Junji brought a small white suit, and the young man sat by the bed, being served by his instructor.

The young man still had hickey marks on his body, and he was carefully greeted inch by inch. The pink marks were especially dense on his chest and buttocks. He was listless, smacking his lips occasionally, and his smile was vague and comfortable.

"Raise your hand."

Upon hearing this, Yi Lanqing raised her arms, and her tall man carefully put the shirt sleeves on the boy's slender arms, buttoned up the buttons one by one, and put on a silver tie.

The boy's face was still flushed, and his whole body was as soft as a pool of water. The man got up silently, quickly put on the same black suit, and walked out of the room where he had a crazy night with the boy in his arms.

"Can we still come here to play in the future?" The young man limply hugged the man's neck, his eyes moist with anticipation.

"You can do it at any time." Yan Junji lowered his head and scratched the bridge of the boy's nose lightly with his fingers, "If you like it, I'll give it to you."

"I actually want the master here more." The boy smiled sweetly, "Am I so smart, with you, everything is possible."

The man couldn't help raising the corners of his mouth. After entering the familiar metal passage, he chose an aircraft of a different style from yesterday. After setting the destination, the man brought a pair of sunglasses and put them on the boy to cover half of his face. .

"After your Holy Son identity is completely exposed, you are already considered a public figure. You need to always pay attention to your words and deeds in front of the public, and you can't speak casually. While accepting fame and fortune, you must take responsibility and set a good example."

The man squatted in front of the young man, raised a hand, and carefully inspected the wound left yesterday. Fortunately, the treatment was timely and there was no scar left.

"Junjun, you know everything." The young man held up some big sunglasses with one hand.

"I'm different from you." The man got up and sat next to the young man, "Compassion doesn't control soldiers, I just want to be gentle with you."

The young man turned his head to look at the man, couldn't help but smile brightly, fell into the man's arms, and rubbed softly a few times.

Yan Junji bowed his head and straightened the boy's hair again, "On the way to the Earth's ice cap, you must take seriously the training tasks I issued during the day, and don't slacken your training just because I am your lover."

"Students don't dare." The boy hugged the man's hand and rubbed it against his face, "The instructor will punish me."

The man lowered his head and caressed the young man's face, his eyes were as gentle as water, "I am a boring person, you will suffer in the days to come."

"I think what Junjun knows can teach me for the rest of my life." The boy earnestly snapped his fingers, "I want to learn Junjun's mother tongue and understand Ares, but I don't know anything now, you don't know , the world I live in doesn't even have advanced mathematics here!"

Yan Jun paused quickly, trying to keep his tone steady, "What's in your world?"

"There are different medical clinics, private schools, all kinds of snacks, famous mountains and rivers, many interesting people, and many rare treasures, martial arts secret books..." Yi Lanqing became more excited as he spoke, and simply flipped through the pages. Turning around and facing the man, "I also had a sweaty horse, which was very edible, but I have never seen it sweat, and I am afraid that its previous master lied to me. I have many friends, most of whom have weird tempers, but very With loyalty, even if I get into trouble, Yi Rong can come and save me..."

"En." The man responded indifferently, as if he didn't want to hear the boy talk about it.

Yi Lanqing stopped talking, stared at the man, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

"Junjun, why don't you teach me your native language and the operation of Ares, and I will teach you how to practice martial arts!"

"Okay." The man didn't hesitate.

"You don't want to know what I can teach you?" The young man approached the man mysteriously.

Yan Junji stared at the boy without making a sound, the boy suddenly smiled, tapped the defenseless man twice, and pushed him down.

The man watched in silence as the young man rode on him with joy, showing off his might, but he couldn't move.

"Junjun, you don't seem surprised at all." The young man tilted his head in wonder.

"I won't be surprised what happens to you." The man said calmly.

"Then... how about this?" The boy's hand slid down and tapped lightly.

The man snorted and found that the young man was becoming more and more daring.

"It was the first time I took care of you last night..." The man's golden eyes were filled with thirst and cruelty, "Don't make yourself regret it."

The boy sat down obediently, blinked innocently, "I just want to lie on Junjun and sing you a song."

The boy really lay on the man's chest and hummed a ditty. The man couldn't hear what he was singing, but he only thought it was melodious and mellow, with a beautiful meaning.

The aircraft stopped, Yi Lanqing didn't dare to pretend, he untied Yan Junji's acupuncture points, and obediently adjusted the man's clothes.

"Follow me, don't be nervous when you encounter anything, I'm here." Yan Junji got up, raised his hand to adjust the boy's small suit.

Wearing sunglasses, the two entered a silver flat building one after the other. The sensor door opened automatically, and a delicate little boy greeted them. He bowed to the two and smiled cutely, "Excuse me, what kind of business are you two here for?" ?”

"Why is it a child..." Yi Lanqing was a little surprised.

"I'm not a child. I'm an advanced artificial intelligence 520. I created this image in order to improve the fertility rate of married couples." The little boy pointed to the right, "Please follow me for marriage."

"How did you know we were going to get married?" Yi Lanqing became more and more curious.

"At first, I thought you guys were here for a divorce. New couples always come in holding hands sweetly. You are one behind the other, and you are wearing sunglasses. But since you haven't seen me, it means it's your first time here. Then Only if you are married." The little boy smiled brightly, "Dear, I suggest that you don't get married if you don't have feelings, if you pick it up, you have to leave, it will be a waste of social resources."

Yan Junji was silent for a moment, held the young man's hand, slightly lowered his head and kissed the young man's cheek, "Don't worry, the artificial mental retardation here was developed by me in the early days based on Ares, and it has not been upgraded."

"Why do you still refer to Ares?" Yi Lanqing also lowered her voice.

"In order to avoid violent incidents, the scene was controlled. But it has not been overhauled." Yan Junji looked serious, "The marriage rate has hit new lows in recent years, and it needs to be repaired."

The teenager suppressed his smile, held hands with the man, and followed the little boy.

"Finally, it looks like it. The two numbers are 1314. Please enter the examination room." The little boy stayed outside, and the door of the examination room opened. Inside was a little girl in a white plush coat with a fat face written With the word "serious".

"Number 1314, checking information, please wait a moment." The identity information of the two appeared in front of the little girl, and the girl frowned suddenly when she saw the man's information.

"The age difference between the two is too big, are you sure you want to get married?"

"Yes." The two responded in unison.

"Old men also have spring." The little girl sighed softly, "Old cows eat tender grass, and they are so righteous."

Yi Lanqing carefully looked up at Yan Junji, and found that the man's expression was normal.

"Okay, the information is verified correctly. Please start the one-hour assessment. The full score is 200 points. If you pass 120 points, you can issue a marriage certificate."

Yan Junji took the boy by the hand, and the two of them entered a special room for exams, sat on the reclining chair, and let the little girl stick the metal plate on his forehead.

Yi Lanqing closed her eyes, and the "Huaxia Marriage Examination Paper (National Volume [-])" appeared in front of her eyes. There were two parts in total, with [-] points for theoretical foundation and [-] points for practical operation.

The first few questions were surprisingly simple.

"Question [-]: What is your first impression of your marriage partner? Sum it up in three words. (Please answer truthfully)"

Yi Lanqing recalled for a moment, and answered with consciousness, "Stable, mysterious, and in excellent shape."

Especially those legs and waist, I couldn't get enough of them last night.

"Second question: Does the marriage partner meet your expectations?"

"Question Three: Do you already have a sex-life?"

"Question four, in your mind, what is the best frequency of sex life?"

……

After filling in two "yes", Yi Lanqing thought for a while, and carefully filled in "once every three days."

"After answering, please rate the answers to the first ten questions."

What?Exchange points?

Yi Lanqing stared blankly at the three words that appeared on her scroll, "Cute, warm, and great personality."

Is this Junjun's first impression of himself?I don't know what Jun Jun will think after reading his answer...

After two "very satisfied", followed by "three times a day."

In a sense, he and Junjun still coincided by accident...

The following questions are highly professional, such as "Does real estate need notarization of pre-marital property?" "After a few years of separation due to emotional incompatibility, can the court decide to divorce?" "Is unmarried cohabitation protected by law?"...

Yi Lanqing managed to bite the bullet and finished answering the theoretical questions. After submitting the answers, he started to practice the questions.

The scene changed, and a pleasant voice sounded in the boy's ear.

"Today is the eighth month since your marriage. You have been burdened with all kinds of housework, while your lover is addicted to holographic games. What should you do?"

Yi Lanqing opened his eyes, the house was in chaos, there were no housekeeping robots, and the man had been lying in the game cabin, unwilling to wake up.

The young man scratched his head and turned around to take care of the family affairs. There were broken glasses on the floor. Yi Lanqing was very careful when cleaning, but his hand was still cut. He bandaged it up a little aggrieved. The young man ran to the side of the game cabin, Poke the man's face, "Junjun, stop playing, my hand was cut."

The man remained silent and closed his eyes. Yi Lanqing waited for a long time before the man got up. The first thing he said was, "Where's lunch?"

"I didn't do it, my hand..."

"Stupid."

The boy was taken aback, and pointed at the man, "You are not Junjun."

"Recognize the reality, okay? This is what men look like after they get married. They dismiss your hard work and only care about being at ease. They feel that after marrying you, they have completed all the tasks and can reveal their true nature."

Yi Lanqing was speechless for a while, but still shook her head resolutely, "After we get married, we will have a home. To maintain a home requires love. Love is a matter between two people. Junjun is very responsible and will not ignore my injury. Will not indulge in games, because there are more important things waiting for him."

"The collection of mood swings is complete. Reminder: Although this quiz is a simulation of reality, the events are derived from real cases. Please maintain a certain degree of confidence in your partner. If a similar situation really occurs, please don't accumulate disappointment."

"Detected that your partner has not completed the quiz, observe?"

The boy clicked "Yes" with some anticipation, wanting to see what Junjun would do.

The scene on Yan Junji's side is different from his own. In the simulated scene, the young man is exquisite and gorgeous. After returning home late at night, he sees the man still waiting in the living room.

"Didn't I say that? I have a lot of things to do, don't wait for me to sleep by myself." The boy took off his coat, and there was a lipstick mark on the collar.

Yan Jun quickly got up and walked towards the young man with a terrifying expressionless expression.

"You, what are you doing?" The boy in the simulation was startled and frowned.

"Your clothes are dirty." Without changing his face, the man tore off the shirt on the boy, turned and entered the room.

Yi Lanqing watched the man print the lipstick on the optical brain for comparison, and after finally identifying a woman, his eyes darkened.

"Why are you making trouble so unreasonably!" The young man barged in without knowing when, with an angry expression on his face, "Are you a jealous woman? What do you want, you old man!"

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