After I carry my own CP banner

The webcast of "About Running Tonight" exploded.

This is a big carnival for tens of millions of people. The eight-fold mirror girls and 98K boys of X·Qi CP fans come out in full force, and the major gossip marketing accounts are crazy about it. Even a certain treasure immediately launched a new "Yi Cheng" The heightening insole of Qi’s style is freshly released: Yicheng Qi’s same style of heightening insole is an upgraded version, comparable to dog skin plaster, no matter how you shake it, you can’t get rid of it. The 007 girl deserves to be owned by Wuli Qiqi.

Yi Chengqi himself also contributed his own strength to the number of broadcasts counted in "tens of millions".

Manager Sister Wei sent a congratulatory message, Li Guiren lamented on WeChat (did not advertise the new song), and Yi Chengqi watched the full version of the live broadcast, but he was actually very dissatisfied.

The first point of Yi Chengqi's heart is that he failed to act according to his preset script, so that when Zhou Muxi publicly reversed his attributes, Yi Chengqi's boyfriend had nowhere to go. It was until the end of the premiere that Yi Chengqi's #一周ONLY# was always as quiet as a chicken.

CP Chaohua is so quiet, it’s unbelievably quiet, it’s unbelievably quiet, it’s unreasonably quiet, it’s so quiet that Yi Chengqi thinks the Wi-Fi in the apartment is not stable, so he decisively switches to 4G, but he still plays alone in Chaohua.

Yi Chengqi hugged his knees tightly, and sat lonely and coldly in front of the iPad, his dazed little face was reflected on the 12.9-inch screen.

Even the [-]th CP fans who were in a state of complete ridicule tonight were not as frustrated as him.While feeling melancholy, Yi Chengqi clicked into Hao Lesi’s #二八CP# Chaohua to see a joke, but when he opened Chaohua, he immediately saw the emoticon pack with a red frame and a white background hanging on the top of the hot post.

after · will · have · relative

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Interpretation:

You and I come from small towns and villages in Hubei, Sichuan, Guangxi, Ningxia, Henan, Shandong, Guizhou, and Yunnan, and we will eventually meet and get together because of knocking X Qi cp.It also refers to the cp sisters climbing thousands of walls, but they can't climb Qi Qi's Wuzhi Mountain.

Source:

"X·Qi Fen Buddha Knocking Candy Guide (General Edition for All Staff)"

Sentence: Sisters, don’t worry, although the [-]th CP is suspected of being officially delisted today, but the CP of the running water, the iron-clad Yi Chengqi, even if there are sisters climbing the wall, there is no need to criticize too much. The green mountains will not change, and the green water will flow forever. If you are related, if you are destined, you will continue to kowtow CP together [Bao Fist]

This post was hung up in the middle of the show, which calmed down the emotions of #二八#CP fans very well, and also made other family X·Qi fans who came to make fun of it show more love, and also expressed love for #二八#CP Fans welcome with open arms.

Yi Chengqi was instantly poked into the heart by this emoji, he was so moved that he was ashamed that he even had the idea of ​​watching a CP fan joke.He reflected deeply and spurned himself.

Yi Chengqi returned to his Zhou Chaohua, Chaohua was still deserted like an alley at three or four in the morning, Yi Chengqi was weak and helpless, and his inner monologue was very desolate:

I hope that there is a #周周#CP fan who can see through my bravery, know that I am cold-hearted at this moment, can protect my fragility and stubbornness, and can accompany me to realize the dream of #一周ONLY#...

Yi Chengqi had just completed the sad monologue of single betting x4, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a message window popping up on the phone screen——

@想工早生日生 who wants to have a rich woman happy ball_ comment on you

Get sisters!

The moment Yi Chengqi saw the comments clearly, he performed an online passionate cry on the spot. He quickly turned on his phone and clicked on Weibo. He wanted to grasp every touch in his life and embrace passionately with his beloved Zhou CP fans...

However, after the 140-byte sister recognition and passionate embrace, Yi Chengqi received a reply from the sister: dbq!I, I, I seem to have gone wrong!

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Yi Chengqi was in a complicated mood.

Yi Chengqi calmed down, took a deep breath, and said to himself "it's okay" with a smile on his face, then he clicked into that sister's Weibo, and saw her recent super chat on her homepage, except for Yi Chengqi's Personal super talk, the latest super talk attention——

#Monday ONLY#

Yi Chengqi: "???"

Yi Chengqi watched it two or three times before he could see the difference. He almost thought that his myopia was getting worse.

Yi Chengqi has reason to suspect that the sisters just went to the wrong threshold collectively.However, a little bit into Chaohua, the chaotic atmosphere in Chaohua and the rapid production of fan pictures that made Yi Chengqi feel uncomfortable, easily crushed Yi Chengqi's last trace of luck.

Less than half an hour before the end of the live broadcast, this rebellious and unreasonable #周周CP# suddenly rose up, with 27 readings and 2333 fans. It was as lively as a cooking airborne super chat.

What's even more annoying is that the Chaohua profile picture and Yi Chengqi's own screenshot are from the same shot!Maybe different frames, but the picture is the same.The same scene where Zhou Muxi coaxed Yi Chengqi "Didn't you say you want to protect my brand name", and Yi Chengqi smiled and said "yessir" to him as a military salute.

With trembling hands, Yi Chengqi posted the short video with the number one hot post.

Zhou Muxi, in a suit and leather shoes, stepped onto the podium of an awards ceremony, holding a trophy in his hand to give a speech. As soon as he opened his mouth, he switched to post-dubbing, with a powerful and powerful voice, announcing: "Monday CP, established!"

The next scene is a clip of Yi Chengqi in "Appointment for a Run Tonight", Yi Chengqi raised his shoes and cheered: "Teacher Zhou is great!"

Finally, it was accompanied by the salute of the founding ceremony and thunderous applause from the audience.

In this short 11-second short video, the three indicators of reposts and comments all exceeded [-]. Many newcomers to #周周#CP fans took an oath collectively and expressed their new admission testimonials one after another.

Yi Chengqi also found in the hot comments that the little sister who posted the [Later there will be Qi] emoticon package in #二八#CP Chaohua, shed tears of passion in the hot post of #周周#CP as soon as she turned her head , crying the most, crying the loudest.

Yi Chengqi: "."

X. Qi Fen's mouth, a deceitful ghost.

On the night when the variety show was broadcast, #二八#cp fans were still jumping around in the barrage the most arrogantly, and thinking about it now... Yi Chengqi had to sigh with emotion, X · Qi fans represented by #二八#cp fans, They all thoroughly comprehend the CP belief of [CP is happy when you are proud, and climb the wall when you are not happy], and play it to the extreme.

Yi Chengqi swears that the next time he flushes his emotion directly into the toilet, he will never give it to X·Qi Fan.

Yi Chengqi was very hurt, he just wanted to pamper Zhou Zhou's cp fans, but #周周#cp Chaohua was as deserted and miserable as ever, only Qi Qi himself was left.

Yi Chengqi learned from the painful experience, and attributed the failure to the big reversal at the end of the show, which ruined his preset script and directly caused his boyfriend to have nowhere to display his strength, so Zhou Muxi took advantage of it.

Yi Chengqi clenched his fist: If you want to save the situation, you can only fight for the initiative!

Holding his last hope, Yi Chengqi cautiously summoned his assistant Xiaobai, and asked, "Xiaobai, tell me, can I follow Zhou Muxi's Weibo now?"

Xiaobai, who was stealthily in the #周周#CP super talk, heard this, his eyes stared brightly like stars.

There is no doubt that if Yi Chengqi pays attention to Zhou Muxi's Weibo now, he will definitely reach the top of the hot search list, and also provide assistance to Monday CP.

As a newly promoted #周周#cp fan, Xiaobai of course approves of adding sugar to the end of cooking.

But as Yi Chengqi's assistant, Xiaobai rationally dismissed it: "Absolutely not, Qi Qi, it's obvious that you are close to Zhou Muxi on the show, and Zhou Muxi's only fan also accuses you openly and secretly. Maliciously tied up Zhou Muxi, and some people predict that you will take advantage of the popularity to pay attention to Zhou Muxi in the next step. With the whole network watching closely, exert public pressure on Zhou Muxi and force Zhou Muxi to return to the customs. If you are at this juncture Paying attention to Zhou Muxi online is tantamount to being accused of hype."

Assistant Xiaobai gave Yi Chengqi a clear analysis of the current situation inside and out.

Yi Chengqi was wronged, Yi Chengqi was exhausted, Yi Chengqi was exhausted physically and mentally.Xiaobai quickly squeezed his legs, patted his back, and comforted him: "We are not in a hurry, now we can only wait for Zhou Muxi to pay attention to you first, and then you will delay for a few minutes before going back to the gate, it seems that we are not in a hurry." If you have a face, it's logical."

Yi Chengqi: "What if... Zhou Muxi doesn't pay attention to me?"

"..."

Xiaobai said: "Then... ah. Let's not pay attention!"

Whatever, whatever.

JJ Lin sang: "You can't hold the sand, let it go; you can't hold him, let it go."

And Yi Cheng felt sorry for him, and now he was about to shake the sand in his hand.

He was withered and closed again, and could only wear colored contact lenses to pretend that he still had highlights in his eyes.

Until the next day, the popularity of Zhou Muxi and Yi Chengqi retreated from the first ring to the second ring on the hot search list, and Zhou Muxi didn't take the initiative to pay attention to him.

The assistant Xiaobai opened the super star rice ball for Yi Chengqi to see, and said, "Zhou Muxi hasn't been online since reposting the promotional Weibo of the program group last evening..."

Yi Chengqi responded, "Oh."

Yi Chengqi's attitude is cold, but it doesn't mean that he gave up the cp for a week in despair, but after the broadcast of "Appointment for a Run Tonight" went viral last night, Yi Chengqi became very busy.

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It is reflected in Yi Chengqi's relatives group that is as lively as the rain of red envelopes during the Chinese New Year. The first cousin, second cousin, third cousin, and fourth cousin... all asked him: "Qi Qi (brother)! I have ordered Zhou Muxi's birthday present in advance this year. autographed photo!"

Yi Chengqi ruthlessly refused all of them, but there was only one person left.

This person's surname is Fu, and Yi Chengqi respectfully calls her: Ms. Fu.

It's Yi Chengqi's biological mother.

It took 20 years of hard work to bring Yi Chengqi to the fore—this sentence is an exclusive opening monologue that Ms. Fu strongly requested to add.

Ms. Fu also watched the latest issue of "Appointment to Run". She doesn't care about speculation about CP, but she also cares about Zhou Muxi.The difference is that the cousins ​​are asking for Zhou Muxi's autographed photo of To, and Ms. Fu is asking for Zhou Muxi's father's autographed CD.

Yi Chengqi didn't want to talk to her, but Ms. Fu forced her to be sensational: I'll give you a CD from the past, and listen to the stars your mother chased after that time.

Yi Chengqi: "."

Zhou Muxi's father is a well-known singer with deep qualifications and high seniority. Back then, he became popular all over the country with his electric guitar and handsome face, and became the No.1 girl killer of that era.Up to now, the young girls of those days have become married middle-aged women, the popular music of the year has also become a popular choice for square dancing, and Zhou Fuyou, the girl killer, has also become a veritable friend of women.

In the years when Zhou Muxi's father's singing was heard in the streets and alleys, Yi Chengqi still had a vague memory.In that simple and simple era, chasing stars was nothing more than buying posters and tapes. Yi Chengqi’s backgammon repeater played Zhou Fuyou’s tape albums all year round. Zhou Fuyou’s posters were still pasted on the frosted glass door of the bathroom in his hometown. It scared the little Yi Chengqi who was peeing in the dark enough.

In the traditional sense, Yi Chengqi can also be regarded as the child that Zhou Fuyou "watched" grow up.

Yi Chengqi couldn't bear to shatter a middle-aged woman's dream of chasing stars, so she could only answer honestly: "Ms. Fu, I really don't know Zhou Muxi well."

Ms. Fu didn't take it seriously, and waved her hand: "If you invite someone home for a meal, and make a skewer, won't it be cooked?"

Yi Chengqi: "."

Yi Chengqi couldn't explain to Ms. Fu that this wasn't a "square dance date" that could be mixed into a short friendship between parents, so he had to decisively hang up the video on the grounds that he was going to work.