After I carry my own CP banner

Yi Chengqi directly hung up Zhou Muxi's video call because of a moment of embarrassment, but still left a text message to say good night to Zhou Muxi, and forced the end.

The next morning.

Yi Chengqi just woke up, and the whole person was still in a dizzy and unconscious state. He lay on the bed and rubbed his sleepy eyes, his mind was still dazed, but his body was used to touching the mobile phone by the bed first and looking at it.

His eyes hurt slightly from the screen light of the mobile phone, and he narrowed his eyes to see the time on the screen through the slits: it's only less than seven o'clock, and it's still early.

Yi Chengqi yawned, thinking that he could go back to sleep again, but before going back to sleep, he had to swipe his phone and read a morning play.

Yi Chengqi usually checks his phone, just to check the unread messages on WeChat, glance at a few specific WeChat groups, and finally check the status of the ticket circle.

However, Yi Chengqi's early performance today is different from the past, and there is an extra process: he first confirms whether there is any new news from Zhou Muxi on WeChat, and then clicks on Zhou Muxi's circle of friends to find him. After completing the first two tasks, he logged on to his Weibo to see the likes and comments of his followers.

The comment section of the original blog where Yi Chengqi interacted with Zhou Muxi last night received hundreds of thousands of comments. The most popular comment is still Zhou Muxi's reply, and the following are-

The second most popular comment @霍乐思_LssingHowe: Perhaps, have you ever heard this song, one person stays, two people feel guilty, three people travel ~ arrange a threesome in Turkey immediately! [doge][喵喵][两哈]@周木麻@易仁琪_Selvin

The third hot comment @李维仁: wuli Qiqi, move your basket full of sweet-scented osmanthus and make room for me [too happy]

The fourth hot comment @郭Beilai: If it is a trip of three people, I think I can have a name. [question][thinking][insidious]

……

Yi Chengqi saw an ALL Qi fan make an accurate summary in the comment area: Qi Qi's comment area has evolved into the second battlefield of the cp super talk ranking.

Yi Chengqi clicked into the ranking list of CP Chaohua, and sure enough, he saw the rankings of popular reviews in his comment area, which directly corresponded one-to-one with the ranking of CP Chaohua.

I don't know when, Monday CP has been sitting firmly at the top of the CP Super Talk rankings, pressing on the head of Yi Chengqi's East Attack Six Masters, and no one can shake its absolute position.

In this regard, Yi Chengqi changed his previous "neutral" attitude, and expressed his satisfaction with the status quo of Monday's CP firmly sitting at the top of the list. Anyway, Monday is also a veritable official CP, although his agent Wei Jie taught him the center of handling CP The rule is "both the rain and the dew," but no matter what, wives and concubines are different, and their rank and order are orderly. It is only natural that he favors Zhou Muxi more in his private heart.

Yi Chengqi was so happy in his heart, he took advantage of the trend and clicked into the Monday CP super talk from the CP rankings.

After a night of fermenting, a bunch of new candies have sprung up in Chaohua like mushrooms after a spring rain. On Monday, the sisters of CP also unlocked a new sign-in posture: Did our Brother Qiqi take ZMX to Romantic Turkey for a hot air balloon ride today?not yet! ! ! #Monday cp the world's sweetest and most rio#

The formation is neat, the topic is unified, and the sisters in the entire cp super chat are shouting for Yi Chengqi.

Other CP fans are busy urging marriage donations of nine yuan to move to the Civil Affairs Bureau, only on Monday CP fans collectively urge hot air balloons and Turkey.

Yi Chengqi himself: "..."

Yi Chengqi scrolled through the popular posts, which can be roughly divided into two categories:

One is after Zhou Muxi himself said "I have never been in a hot air balloon" to claim the villain in the tower, and then extended [The little prince who lives in the tower Zhou Muxi x the little prince Yi Chengqi who is sitting in a hot air balloon] ]'s cp fan derivative product;

The other type is analysis posts where fans use various clues to interpret steamed emotional thoughts.

Among them, the popular post of the little prince living in the tower x the little prince Yi Chengqi sitting in a hot air balloon is a fairy tale fanfiction called "Prince Osmanthus", adapted from the Grimm's fairy tale "Princess Rapunzel".

The original text is as follows:

Once upon a time, there was a handsome wandering singer who passed by a big country, and fell in love with Her Majesty the Queen of that country at first sight. The two fell in love and fell in love quickly.

The handsome singer gave the queen a small cluster of bright yellow flowers on the brim of his hat. The flower has four petals and has a sultry fragrance. The queen has never seen this kind of flower in a vast country. She likes it very much and gave the singer a gift. Her flowers were well preserved and cared for, but they still couldn't prevent the flowers from wilting and decaying.

The handsome singer saw the queen's due date approaching, but his wife was depressed and haggard day by day. The singer asked worriedly, "Honey, are you feeling unwell?"

The queen covered her face and wept: "How I wish our children could smell the fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus as soon as they are born. That is our token of love."

The handsome singer couldn't bear to let his wife's wish come true. He heard that there was a witch not far from the palace, who owned a garden full of exotic flowers and plants. That night, he rode alone to find the witch's garden. He got his wish in the garden. He found osmanthus, but was discovered by a witch while picking osmanthus.

Facing the witch, the handsome singer was terrified, and truthfully sang his wife's wish into a moving song to tell the witch, praying for forgiveness and gifts from the witch.

The witch wearing a pointed hat laughed and said: "I can give you all the sweet-scented osmanthus in the garden, but—in exchange, after your child is born, I will take your child away. I like yours very much." Singing, I want your child to stay by my side and sing for me."

The singer had no choice but to agree to the witch's request.

Her Majesty the Queen gave birth to a pink and lovely little prince a few days later. The little prince was taken away by the witch at birth. However, to the witch's great disappointment, although the little prince had a beautiful voice, he did not inherit singing. A beautiful singing voice.

The witch was so angry that she locked the little prince on top of a high tower. The tower was several tens of feet above the ground, and there were no stairs or doors. There was only a small window at the top of the tower.

Her Majesty the Queen and the singer issued a bounty task, requesting heroes and warriors from all over the country to save the prince. The surrounding small countries also sent many heroes and soldiers to participate in the operation, but none of them climbed the tower.

The little prince lived on the tower and had no friends, but he didn't feel lonely. Although there were people trying to climb up the tower to save him every day, he knew that those people were just trying to get the bounty from Her Majesty the Queen.

Until, when the little prince was 22 years old, he was lying on the window sill in a daze as usual, and suddenly saw a hot air balloon flying towards the sky not far away, and there was a good-looking person sitting inside.

It turned out that the person sitting in the hot air balloon was a little prince from a neighboring country. He passed through this country, and accidentally conquered the witch with his beautiful singing. Fortunately, he got a hot air balloon presented by the witch.

The little prince was stunned for a moment, and saw the hot air balloon coming towards him, and the person sitting in the hot air balloon smiled and waved to him.The little prince stretched out his hand in a daze, wanting to hold the man's hand for no reason, but the man handed him a small cluster of sweet-scented osmanthus.

The little prince raised his head and was dazzled by the setting sun in the sky. He saw the little prince from the neighboring country lying on the edge of the basket, with the rays of light on his shoulders, squinting his eyes and smiling very nicely at him, and said, "Hello, I After picking these flowers, I heard that all the sweet-scented osmanthus in the Witch’s Garden belong to your family, so I came here specially to say sorry to you, can you forgive me?”

The little prince was stunned for a moment, and squeezed harder with his fingers pinching the end of the small flower stem. He and the little prince from the neighboring country looked at each other and smiled, and said, "You don't need to be held accountable for stealing flowers, but I haven't been in a hot air balloon yet..."

Upon hearing this, the little prince from the neighboring country smiled and stretched out his hand to the little prince, saying, "Arrangement! My brother will take you on a hot air balloon~"

……

This is the end of the story, and it fits perfectly with the immature but childlike colored lead drawing of the little cousin.

After Yi Chengqi finished reading this fairy tale, he had to affirm the Zhou Yi sisters' ability to make up and make up. They not only perfectly integrated the ultimate slot known all over the Internet as "Zhou Muxi's singing is ugly", but also integrated it into the story. Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi compiled the interactive comments on Weibo last night into the dialogue of the protagonists. It can be seen that Monday cp fans compiled it very carefully. Even Yi Chengqi himself wanted to give them a like. This fanart post can be opened in the granary It is also well-deserved to stand out as a hot post.

As for another type of representative analysis post, it was produced by a group of senior Monday cp fans, Microscope Lu Boy and Eightfold Mirror Blue Boy, accompanied by Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi's respective Weibo launch time waveforms last night, fitting the two The composite map of the online time intervals where people cross, and then look at the picture to play, guess the mental journey of the cooking couple.

For example, after Zhou Muxi responded to the comment, Yi Chengqi quickly went online within 2 minutes, but he was delayed online for nearly 7 minutes before replying to Zhou Muxi—this was a breakthrough.

Just a short sentence of "Arrangement! My brother will take you to romantic Turkey to ride a hot air balloon [it's not easy]", obviously it doesn't need to take 7 minutes. Because of this, these 7 minutes are no longer a simple 7 minutes. Authoritative experts dedicated to studying Monday's cp have different opinions on this.

It is said that Yi Chengqi used these 7 minutes to consider various back-up plans. The seriousness of the feedback shows that Zhou Muxi's status in Yi Chengqi's mind is not ordinary;

It is also said that the focus of the research should be after these 7 minutes. It took Yi Chengqi 7 minutes to reply to Zhou Muxi, but Zhou Muxi did not reply again, but the Weibo of the two showed that they had been online for a while. It can be thought of—Yi Chengqi should have been with Zhou Muxi last night, Qi Qi was naughty, although Zhou Muxi took advantage of Zhou Muxi's words by saying "brother" in the comment, but ended up being taken to bed by Zhou Muxi Forced (with disheveled hair/sweating sweat/bruised knees/bitten mouth skin) to systematically learn how the word "brother" can be pronounced with different tones and have different meanings. Professional line training.

The expert finally pointed out that if Qi Qi has not been open for the past two days, it is very likely that he bit the corner of his mouth last night and made his voice hoarse.

Yi Chengqi: "..."

How can this be an expert in cp on Monday, it's obviously a screenwriter's style of looking at pictures and talking!

Yi Chengqi said:

1. Purely fictitious

2. Let the lawyer handle it

3. Arrange for today's business arrangement immediately!

Yi Chengqi suddenly seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, a salted fish stood up, and got out of the bed with super mobility.

As soon as he woke up, he called his assistant Xiaobai to buy him steamed buns, fried dough sticks and soy milk for breakfast. After he finished washing, Xiaobai also packed breakfast and brought it over.

Everything was ready, Yi Chengqi recorded a short video in real time, showing the bright sunshine outside the window and the breakfast on the table, focusing on showing his intact and plump lips, as well as his clear and pleasant voice, he and fans Greeted: "Morning~ go to bed early and wake up early to be healthy, eat breakfast to replenish energy, and let's work harder today!"

Sweeping the camera, Yi Chengqi caught sight of the VIP customer pass card that attended the premiere of Zhou Muxi's movie yesterday, and put it on the table after returning.

Yi Chengqi took advantage of the situation and moved the camera over there to give a close-up of the VIP pass, and boasted: "Zhou Muxi's new movie will be released soon, and his action scenes in the movie are really invincible and handsome! I won't lie to you, ticket The price is great value, if you have time, go to the cinema and support it~”

Yi Chengqi gave a thumbs up to the camera, and at the same time, he also gave a wink with a proficiency of 100 points as an ending.