After I carry my own CP banner

For Xiaobai, the assistant of ALL Qi CP fans, using the overly mediocre word "surprise" to describe his feelings when he heard #周周CP# really failed to express one ten-millionth of his true inner thoughts. After thinking and thinking at night, I finally came up with a more appropriate word, that is—weird.

In other words, both Yi Chengqi and Li Guiren only got the ending of #人气CP# in the battle, how could he have the confidence to say that he is going to carry the banner of #周周CP#?

And Xiaobai didn't know until today that the reason why Yi Chengqi didn't cooperate with the CP speculation was not that he didn't want to fire CP, but just because he also wanted to be a 1.Yi Chengqi finally saw that his dream could blossom, but Xiaobai couldn't bear to tell him that the scientific name of this flower is Epiphyllumoxypetalum (DC.) Haw, and the Chinese name is also called Epiphyllum.

Xiaobai also watched the video of Lalang, who can be called the founding hero of #周周CP#.The point of commenting is not that the CP is rebellious, the viewers only focus on the two steamed looks; the source of the video, Xiao · ALL Qi Fantou · Bai remembers that this scissors hand is behind the fan circle organization and can provide technical support One of the professional foreign aid, commonly known as outsourcing foreman.

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In this way, the appearance of this sudden explosion of cp video still needs to be questioned for the time being.

Assistant Xiaobai watched Yi Chengqi diligently sign in on Chaohua every day, watched him sign in from LV1 to LV3...

I really can't bear to tell Yi Chengqi that there are many doubts about this matter.

Yi Chengqi was no longer satisfied with the experience value of daily check-in. He spent the past two days secretly watching other people's cp fans and sugar posting format, thinking about posting for himself to gain experience.

It's a pity that the upcoming variety show recording still needs to cooperate with the program group's publicity planning, and it is still in the confidentiality period. Besides, Yi Chengqi has nothing to reveal.

Therefore, only water stickers.

Yi Chengqi paced back and forth in the living room, thinking about it, he ran to Zhou Muxi's personal chat to find photos.

Zhou Muxi's fans kowtowed to the point of tears, that posture, I am afraid that they will cry for 5000 years because of Zhou Muxi's appearance.

Yi Chengqi picked and picked, and suddenly his eyes lit up, and one of the photos appeared: Zhou Muxi was wearing a simple private dress, a white sweater, with a printed black frame on the front.

The reason why I chose this photo is because Yi Chengqi happened to have a sweater (from which I have forgotten) in his closet, which was exactly the opposite of Zhou Muxi's sweater.He is black and white printed.

Manager Sister Wei also gave him business KPIs in the past two days, asking him to post a daily blog preview before recording the show, so that he could kill two birds with one stone, and Yi Chengqi repeatedly praised himself for being so witty.

So, when the assistant Xiaobai went out to buy food, Yi Chengqi couldn't wait to finish the work of posting a selfie on Weibo, and saved the photos on his Weibo for the second time, and used his trumpet to post on #周周CP#超话The first post was made in-

"The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the ground, the CP is really uplifting for a week, alas, it's really uplifting! Sisters celebrate the Chinese New Year 1551"

Picture: Yi Chengqi's white print on black background + Zhou Muxi's black print on white background.

Yi Chengqi's feeling of self-produced food and distribution of candy for the first time is like the first time he posted a micro-business advertisement in Moments without shame.

Yi Chengqi put the phone aside, stepped on the sofa and shook his head and danced. He bowed his head to pick up the phone after a few bounces. After posting for 1 minute, there were no comments or likes. Yi Chengqi dropped the phone and continued shaking his head and danced.

The above actions were repeated for half an hour, and the posts he posted on Chaohua received 28 views, and all reposts, comments, and likes were all zero.

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The assistant Xiaobai opened the door and came in. As soon as he entered the room, he shouted anxiously: "Qi Qi! Why did you send that photo!"

Yi Chengqi looked puzzled + his eyes were blank, and responded: "Huh?"

What Yi Chengqi didn't know was that he tried his best to jump around in #周周CP#超话, but no one responded, and the selfie he posted on Weibo pushed another CP Chaohua to the top of the topic list First.

It was only then that Yi Chengqi remembered that the sweater he was wearing was given to him by Hao Lesi once asking him to advertise for him!Create!tide!Card!

Yi Chengqi: "..."

The eight words he sent out with a picture to warm up the business, "Long time no see, what are you doing", has also become a greeting from thousands of miles away.

Hao Lesi, a singing and dancing idol who relies on fans in the variety show circle, is a small expert in warming up the scene, and he was awarded the honorary title: central air conditioner with four (Si).

The reason why he and Yi Chengqi's #二八CP# started from the first variety show they both attended together.Yi Chengqi was suddenly taken into a pit by the host on the show. The host asked him why his motto was Envy has no holidays, did this sentence omit the subject and object, so who is Yi Chengqi envy's object?

Yi Chengqi was stuck at the time, but fortunately Hao Lesi came to the rescue in time, he giggled and said, "Envy has no holidays, but Selvin has Howe Lssing!"

Selvin is Yi Chengqi's English name.

Although Yi Chengqi is very grateful to Hao Lesi for saving the scene, Hao Lesi's rescue directly pushed the two of them #二八CP# to the top of the CP super talk list (.)

Even though Yi Chengqi's English level is very average, he also knows that the correct word order is to put the surname after the English name. What the hell is HoweLssing, he has only heard of JackieChan, how can anyone pronounce it as ChanJackie?

But CP fans close their eyes and blow their minds, saying that Hao Lesi is love, who protects you for the rest of your life, pampers you lawlessly, and he can give you anything, let alone just the English surname without flipping it?

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Back then, the middle school boys and girls who popularized "upside down the world just to straighten your reflection" in QQ signatures are probably the same group of people who "break the grammar for you" now.

Yi Chengqi is not in the mood to worry about #二八CP#'s evil fate. His selfie and the phrase "Long time no see, what are you doing" have already caused Erba cp fans to climax and set off firecrackers, and Fans speculate: Qi Qi has disappeared for so long, and the purpose of posting this photo is to imply that he and Hao Lesi will cooperate in the near future?

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Yi Chengqi wanted to grab the ground with his head, but he had nothing to refute.

This is the normal level of CP powder knocking sugar!

It is conceivable what kind of turbulent waves will be caused by the Reuters photos of "proven facts" on the day of shooting. I am afraid that the trending search of #贝乐思易宇吴公费谈爱情# has already booked No.1 on the Weibo hot search list.

Yi Chengqi wanted to find an oxygen bottle for emergency, Xiaobai broadcast live: "Qi Qi, Hao Lesi just commented on your Weibo."

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Yi Chengqi couldn't care less about looking for oxygen cylinders anymore, he took out Weibo on his phone, and saw that Hao Lesi's comment was voted the most popular by fans who arrived at the battlefield in the first time.

Hao Lesi was not too polite, and immediately dropped a link: "Wuli is the same style, if you want to buy it quickly, 007 is worth having [too happy] [insidious]→[淘宝]Baby details"

Yi Chengqi hated his teeth, and under the guidance of his assistant Xiaobai, he pretended to be kind and replied to him: "It's not easy to transfer the advertising fee to my account within 1 minute."

The gongs and drums under Hao Lesi's comment, and the firecrackers in #二八CP#超话 all set off #一周CP#超话 was extraordinarily deserted.Yi Chengqi's super chat debut post was published for nearly an hour, with 47 views, but still zero likes and comments.Yi Chengqi seemed to be walking in the cold wind of a winter night, and the things that drifted away and were crushed were all his CP dreams.

Yi Cheng couldn't get enough of it, so he clicked into #二八CP#, which is the number one on the CP list, and found a technical post by a popular analysis emperor who said——

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Brother Hao didn't reply to Qi Qi until 6 minutes after it went live on Weibo, which obviously doesn't conform to the style of one dragging four brothers who are invincible on the spot!

Po out the analysis of the girls in our group: Extract the beginning of each sentence of the sentence that Yituosi brothers commented on Qiqi Weibo, you can get wuli+desire+0+baby, combined with the context, we can see that "wuli" is "we (we) )", "Yu" is "thinking", and "0" is a homonym for "you", so Yiduo Sige's reply to Qi Qi seems to be an advertisement, but in essence it is "I miss you, baby".

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Yi Chengqi surrendered, Respect, he really respected Respect.

Hao Lesi took the opportunity to advertise and was beautified by cp fans so fresh and refined, it turned into a confession in response to Yi Chengqi Qianli's teasing.

Yi Chengqi announced that he admired the reading comprehension ability of the CP fan girl.Knocking to a CP requires not only a microscope, but also the detection ability to decipher acrostic poems. He just barely touched the ground with his head and knocked loudly.

Yi Chengqi was clearly arranged by cp fans, Yi Chengqi was far behind, and Yi Chengqi was powerless to resist.He attributed the failure of the first battle to strategic mistakes and Hao Lesi's too good at stealing the show.

Xiaobai, an indifferent bystander, said that everything was as expected. Although #周周CP#, which did not follow the usual path, was popular for a while with the help of Lalang's video, but there was no follow-up production of food and no interaction between cooking and cooking. The heat naturally dropped quickly.This #周周CP# is also considered famous as a teacher, and the popularity barely lasted for a week.

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The day the program was recorded.

Yi Chengqi went to the shooting scene with Lee Kyuren.There are two reasons, one is that the two are from the same brokerage company and the same manager, and they acted together to prevent the unscrupulous media from spreading rumors about their disagreement (and save money at the same time); The selfie for advertising has already broken the dynamic balance of the top five X Qi CPs in the first ring of the CP list, so today Yi Chengqi not only avoids suspicion with Hao Lesi, but also supports Li Guiren's #人气CP#.

This is Yi Chengqi's own crime, so he has no right to say no.

The filming location is a newly built shopping mall invested by a certain business circle tycoon, which is about to open, and the program team was hired to promote it on its behalf to hype the popularity and popularity.

When Yi Chengqi and Li Guiren arrived, Hao Lesi and Kong Youli had already arrived.The four of them met, and the six major CP giants of X Qi gathered together the three heads.

Hao Lesi smiled and leaned forward to say hello to Yi Chengqi, but was blocked by Li Guiren, the emissary to protect his wife (Qi) righteously.

Hao Lesi yelled: "Li Guiren, don't you have to be in the same company as Qi Qi to be on the CP list? What are you talking about!"

Not only Yi Chengqi will pay attention to CP Chaohua, but Hao Lesi and others often talk about this indicator as a topic of ridicule, and create an atmosphere of jealousy to entertain the public by the way.

Li Guiren hid his sword in his smile: "Are you envious? Are you envious? Then jump to our company, the door of GG2 is always open for you, come and be a good colleague who loves each other with Wuli Qiqi!"

Hao Lesi's assistant has a sense of crisis, and the siren on his head is also beeping: Is it so straightforward in the current company to poach people? !

Hao Lesi will go back: "Okay, okay, let's wait until you change the name of GG rabbit (two) to GG broken (three)."

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Yi Chengqi's head hurts, he didn't want to talk to these two, he just said hello to Kong Youli who was next to him.

Yi Chengqi: "Brother Li! You have to take care of me after recording the show."

Kong Youli nodded: "You do your best. I will do what I can."

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Kong Youli, a tough straight man set by a tough straight man.The reason why he catches up with the CP craze of relative X is simply because he is two years older. His mature and tough aura makes him look like his boyfriend Max, and his hormones are exploding. Super A object, at this large-scale "Since my sister can do it, so can my sister" METOO scene, ALL Qi fans unreasonably believed that "everyone can do it, of course Qi Qi can do it", so Kong Youli was awarded #向奥看Qi CP#, became one of the top five Qi men.

The noisy foursome were taken to their respective dressing rooms by the staff.Everyone else has a single lounge, only Yi Chengqi and Li Guiren share one.I won't go into details about the reason, it was requested by the manager Sister Wei and the program team, in short, Yi Chengqi had no choice.

During the period, the hosts of the show came to say hello one by one, and after seeing off the hosts, Yi Chengqi asked the staff implicitly: "Are all the guests here?"

The staff smiled and said: "It's all here, all are here. Brother Yi and Brother Ren, you are the first to come!"

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The staff member didn't know that Yi Chengqi and Hao Lesi had already met, and they would say this to everyone they saw.

Yi Chengqi had been making small calculations in his heart, he couldn't wait to rub his hands together, and said to Li Guiren: "Then let's go drop by too!"

Li Guiren didn't miss any fragments of time to learn to sing, he was humming and shaking his head, and said blankly: "Huh?"

Yi Chengqi replaced the short sentence of "go say hello to Zhou Muxi" with the passionate vocabulary of "drop in".The KPI that Yi Chengqi gave himself today is very clear, to establish a good relationship with Zhou Muxi, no matter how bad it is, he will also have a group photo in the same frame, and go back to be a super chat avatar.

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the other side.

Zhou Muxi is a little annoyed now.If it weren't for the friendship between the director team of the show and his mother (the pillar of a well-known TV station), he would not have taken over the recording of this show.

Especially the other few guests are traffic stars who are bundled with hype.

The little assistant, surnamed Zhou and named Jingze, gave Zhou Muxi a vaccination in advance: "The traffic popularity of this episode will definitely explode, especially that Yi Chengqi. There is a saying in the fan circle that it is said that it is with Yi Chengqi Fried Nannan CP is a new indicator to measure whether a small fresh meat is popular or not.”

Zhou Muxi replied indifferently: "I don't need it."

Of course he doesn't.

The newly-promoted Xiao Xianrouxian can't beat him, the acting school of the same age can't beat him, the popular traffic star can't beat him, even if there are people who are as young as him, have the same acting skills, and are equally popular, their family background and resources and connections can't compare he.

Zhou Muxi is the most popular, he only has to be touched, how can he be fired for CP?

He is Zhou Muxi.

In addition, there is another important reason. Zhou Muxi is a closet GAY. He has already made three chapters with his parents, and he made it very clear-in order not to affect his career and not to worry about his elders. Stay behind the scenes and talk about feelings later.And his boyfriend must be an outsider, innocent, innocent and cute, he just wants to live a peaceful life...

The word "zi" in "Little Days" hadn't had time to show up, and Zhou Muxi hadn't outlined a beautiful blueprint for the future, when he heard a knock on the door——

"Tuk Tuk."

Assistant Zhou Jingze: "Please come in."

The door was gradually opened, and Zhou Muxi saw Yi Chengqi's face exposed through the door.Yi Chengqi's eyes were blingbling, he looked at Zhou Muxi shyly, and said in a soft voice, "Let's drop by..."

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Zhou Muxi was stunned for a moment, and the resentment he was full of was instantly wiped away.

He actually thinks that Yi Chengqi himself...seems kind of cute?

impossible.

does not exist.

Shouldn't.

Zhou Muxi denied Sanlian, he did not admit that he was such a superficial person.What's more, he has seen a lot of starlets with red lips and white teeth, and he is very confident in the invincible tricks he was born with to dodge Cupid's arrows.

He is Zhou Muxi.