After I carry my own CP banner

If you want Yi Chengqi to say, Guo Beilai and Li Guiren's reminders are absolutely unnecessary, he can't just because Zhou Muxi took more care of him, he can't help but like Zhou Muxi all of a sudden, right?

You treat me like a brother, but I miss you...Speaking of which, Yi Chengqi actually saw it in Monday CP's fan-made video!

Yi Chengqi: "."

The general content of that video is that "Yi Chengqi" unknowingly developed a taboo feeling for "Zhou Muxi" when he was getting along with "Zhou Muxi". Therefore, "Yi Chengqi" did not In the name of humiliation and temptation, she deliberately approached Zhou Muxi, set up a trick to get Zhou Muxi drunk, and even actively seduced Zhou Muxi to bed with soy sauce and stuffing... Such OOC plots that make the wolf's blood boil.

There is no doubt that this video is very popular, and it is even on the list of Monday CP's town circle videos.

And Yi Chengqi's "I can sit up and move by myself" scene in Han Zong trick&treat also provided the most real material support for the inspiration of the up master.

Yi Chengqi's mood after watching the video was very complicated, and now his mood has evolved from complicated to subtle.

In all fairness, Zhou Muxi's killingtimes in that video are all very handsome, especially one of the close-up shots with raised eyebrows and a naughty smile - Zhou Muxi sees blood on his body, full of blood, messy and unruly hair, eyes with Aggressiveness can be called a hormonal burst.Seeing this scene at that time, all the barrage girls were screaming, and Yi Chengqi's little heart also thumped.

This shot is particularly eye-catching, and Yi Chengqi was most impressed by it.

Yi Chengqi originally only thought that he was envious of Zhou Muxi's acting skills and didn't pay much attention to it, but now he couldn't help but reflect on the reason for his sudden "thumping" mood...

The more Yi Chengqi thought about it, the more flustered he became, thinking about it, unsteady, decisively clicked into the weekly cp to try to calm down.However, the week of cp super talk was as deserted and quiet as ever... Even the latest water post was posted more than a week ago.

But Yi Chengqi didn't lament as sadly as before, after all, even he himself hasn't checked in for a while.

Yi Chengqi attributed his absence from work to his unsatisfactory performance in Han Zongzhong, because he had no face to face a group of CP sisters for a week, so he dived for such a long time.

When mentioning Han Zong, Yi Chengqi thought of Mrs. Xingkongli_504, the only major food producer in Zhouchao.

Long time no see, I miss you very much.

Yi Chengqi was in the happy mood of reminiscing with old friends, and directly clicked on the homepage of his wife in the starry sky from the private message list...

As a result, Yi Chengqi saw the wife in the starry sky who disappeared in the week-long cp super chat at first glance. Not only was her personal Weibo extremely active, but she also had the same hashtag on three popular Weibos in a row. That is A familiar cp name: Monday.

Yi Chengqi: "."

Yi Chengqi took a deep breath, smiled and told himself: The wife in the starry sky is shouldering a heavy responsibility, breaking into the enemy's interior to spy on the military situation, and the ultimate goal is still to gather popularity.

Then, Yi Chengqi conveniently clicked into the super chat that his wife participated in recently in the starry sky... There are a total of six super chats in the interface, but the cp did not have a name for a week.

Yi Chengqi: "..."

He returned to the homepage and clicked into the super chat interface he had recently participated in, and refreshed it two or three times, trying to see the weekly cp pop up.

But the reality is cold and cruel.

Suddenly, Yi Chengqi couldn't calm down anymore, and directly sent a private message to his wife in the starry sky: "Ma'am!! Have you given up the one-week CP?? You come back soon, I can't bear it alone, you come back soon, the one-week CP can be wonderful with you!! !"

Yi Chengqi saw the automatic reply from his wife in the starry sky popped up in the chat box: "Thank you sister for your love and support, I'm so kind~"

He was disheartened. He thought that his wife in the starry sky would not reply to him again, but he didn't expect his wife to pop up out of nowhere and reply in seconds: "My sister..."

The wife in the starry sky expressed her indescribable feelings with an "ah" and half an ellipsis. Yi Chengqi thought that he would hear an involuntary difficulty and a touching story, and then saw the wife in the starry sky send out slowly. A few words of news——

Starry Sky: "Good sister, I'd better admit it to you frankly..."

Starry Sky: "Actually..."

Xing Kongli: "The reason why I edited the one-week cp video that brought you into the pit at the beginning was because the sponsor placed an order to specify the content of the video..."

In the starry sky: "I am a member of the All Party, but I bow down for the benefactor..."

Yi Chengqi: "???"

Hearing this news, Yi Chengqi was struck by lightning.

Xing Kongli: "After editing the first week's cp video, and because I was tempted by your limited edition autographed photo album, I edited the following video..."

Starry Sky: "Although I'm sorry for you, sister, my soul yearns for freedom more. I can deceive others but I cannot deceive myself. Although I live in a whole community in my heart, all the residents are relatives. I can't tolerate it for another week. A place for CP..."

Starry Sky: "I don't dare to ask for your forgiveness, sister, but I say that sisters are too big, we will meet each other in the future, and we will have relatives in the future. I will wait for you in CP on Monday and show my heart for you."

Yi Chengqi: "."

The wife in the starry sky finished her final farewell speech and stopped replying.

Yi Chengqi sent several emoticons with mournful faces, but no one responded, and there was nowhere to say desolation.

Yi Chengqi originally wanted to throw out the ultimate big move - "Yi Chengqi To Sign", and perform "The Temptation of Going Home" with his wife in the starry sky, but he looked at the phone in silence for a long time, and finally decided to forget it.

After quitting the wife's Weibo homepage in the starry sky, and returning to the bleak week of CP Chaochao, Yi Chengqi's mood was surprisingly calm.

Originally, it was just a whim for him to stay in this CP super chat, and supporting CP for a week was just to compete with his self-esteem of a masculine man that he didn't need. There are ghosts in my heart, lack of self-confidence...

Yi Chengqi convinced himself with a bunch of gossips, and then unilaterally performed "The Temptation of Wife" - he clicked into the starry sky_504 wife's Weibo again, with "I'm coming Let's see what new tricks my wife's opponent CP can cut", and opened the popular Weibo Monday CP video...

Until that night, before going to bed, Yi Chengqi found a blind spot again—what about the fan who placed an order with his wife in the starry sky and pointed out a week's cp to the video?

Yi Chengqi was probably deeply persecuted by ALL Qi's party for belittling Zhou CP, and his first reaction was to think: This is probably a bet made by two X·Qi CP fans to insult each other's personality when they battled each other...

Yi Chengqi: "."

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the other side.

The little assistant Zhou Jingze struggled all night, and followed his boss's pace to see the X city at 04:30 in the morning. The next day, he was invited to help Zhou Muxi buy a dozen condoms.

However, at the handover ceremony of the dozens of condoms, the little assistant Zhou Jingze and Zhou Muxi sat face to face on the sofa in the living room. The little assistant looked very serious and said to Zhou Muxi seriously: "Brother, I put Before handing over the condom to you, I hope you can answer my question truthfully and don't hide it from me..."

Zhou Muxi sat leisurely in the middle of the sofa, with his hands folded around his chest, and slightly raised his chin towards the assistant Zhou Jingze, signaling the assistant to continue talking.

Whether Zhou Muxi is in front of or behind the camera, the calm, rational and powerful male god persona has never collapsed. It is also because of his own leader's aura in every gesture that people subconsciously feel that he is a reliable man. object.Assistant Zhou Jingze's tone automatically weakened by three points, and he asked, "Brother, I want to know what is the relationship between you and Yi Chengqi now..."

Hearing this, Zhou Muxi raised his eyebrows slightly, he sat upright, raised the corners of his mouth, and smiled calmly, with a hint of showing off in the smile, he said a very written description , aptly described his own definition of this relationship: "Currently, it is a quasi-boyfriend relationship in which two people share the same mind, but there is no physical communication yet."

Zhou Muxi answered so bluntly that the little assistant Zhou Jingze choked.

Zhou Muxi was not surprised by the question asked by his little assistant Zhou Jingze. After all, he had decided not to hide it from his little assistant since he asked his little assistant to buy condoms for him last night. After all, his relationship with Yi Chengqi If you want to develop smoothly, you must have a little assistant to help you cover.

Assistant Zhou Jingze will need to add a few additional tasks in the future. For example, he will shoulder the extremely important and honorable task of being a condom supplier in order to provide the most solid guarantee for Zhou Muxi's sexual well-being.

The little assistant Zhou Jingze panicked for no reason. He carefully chewed Zhou Muxi's answer, and asked cautiously: "So, brother, the current progress of the two of you stops at...?"

The little assistant blushed, and was so awkward that he couldn't say the word kiss.

Zhou Muxi sighed, and said with a face of shame: "The relationship between us has not developed further, but it's all my fault, although we had several opportunities to get along alone before. , but...it's all my fault that I didn't prepare well in advance, so I haven't even had a kiss yet."

Little assistant Zhou Jingze was confused and asked in confusion, "Before the kiss... do I need to do anything else to prepare?"

Zhou Muxi raised his chin and said, "The only thing missing is that thing in your hand."

Assistant Zhou Jingze: "?"

Assistant Zhou Jingze looked down at the large box of condoms in his hand.

Assistant Zhou Jingze admits that he lacks understanding of same-sex intimacy, but kissing should still be within the range of common human instincts, right?

The little assistant asked without shame: "It's just a kiss...why do you need this?"

Zhou Muxi asked in surprise: "You don't wear a condom when kissing, so how can you hold it back?"

Assistant Zhou Jingze: "."

At this moment, the little assistant did not have any doubts about his boss's knowledge of sexual enlightenment, but instead expressed admiration for Zhou Muxi, who was dressed in abstinence.