After I carry my own CP banner

As soon as the teaser for Zhou Muxi's second movie was released, most of the osmanthus cakes said "it is true", and finally found the reason for Yi Chengqi to help Zhou Muxi promote the movie; Yi Chengqi unilaterally said "it is so", he Because of this, he had to help Zhou Muxi to promote the movie.

On Monday, cp fans had a collective online carnival, and the specific excitement index was roughly equivalent to the growth rate of cp super talk rankings rushing into the top three of the rankings.

There are also a small number of cp fans who claim to be rational and responsible, pointing out: connecting Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi's father and son's late-night hot pot game not long ago, it can be concluded that netizens are still concerned about "Yi Chengqi helped the family, just to marry into the family" At the time of "Zhou Jiamen", the relationship between Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi has developed to the level of "helping to record songs with zero salary, loving each other as a family".

Wei Fan scoffed at the self-orgasm of CP fans.

All of a sudden, the late-night hot pot game between Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi's father and son, who will pay for it, suddenly became the focus of disputes between Osmanthus Cake and Monday CP fans.

Both sides insist on their own opinions——

The sweet-scented osmanthus cake was determined to be paid by Yi Chengqi because Yi Chengqi had the cheek to take the resources to sing the ending song of the movie from Zhou Muxi's hands. Treating guests to dinner is just a part of human favors.

CP fans believe that Zhou Muxi pays the bill, not to mention the setting issue of unconditionally pampering the weak in the big attack, the resources of the ending song of the movie must also be given by Zhou Muxi in order to please Qi Qi, the existence of Zhou Fuyou It shows that all of this can only be Zhou Muxi's arrangement, especially that Yi Chengqi's name outranks Zhou Fuyou in the cast list - obviously, it is not easy for other music producers to just invite Zhou Fuyou to come out Let alone asking Zhou Fuyou out of the mountain just to make a match for a junior...

The analysis of cp fans on Monday is obviously more convincing. They can also talk about Zhou Muxi's psychological journey as an inner monologue, but...

Not only did Osmanthus Cake not believe it, but Yi Chengqi himself didn't believe it either!

Osmanthus Cake doesn’t believe it because they beat CP fans from the very beginning to a cult that only smashed my brother’s blood sugar, and Yi Chengqi doesn’t believe it because...

nonsense!Zhou Muxi's cp fan's analysis is all based on the premise that the two righteous masters are in love with each other and their love is as deep as the sea. According to Zhou Muxi's cp fan's statement, Zhou Muxi treats him well, cares about him, and treats him well. Taking care of... It's all because Zhou Muxi loves him so much that he can't extricate himself, who would believe that? !

Although Yi Chengqi himself is also playing cp, but he can still distinguish between reality and obscenity, like him, he never dared to imagine that one day he could really beat Zhou Muxi (...)

Yi Chengqi can currently confirm and affirm the answer, in addition to the above points, there are: 1, of course Zhou Muxi is not because he likes him so good to him, the reason is only because Zhou Muxi is kind; 2, there is no doubt , Zhou Muxi's future partner must be very happy.

Yi Chengqi sighed regretfully after finishing his emotion.

He was in the car going to an exclusive interview at this time, and his assistant Xiaobai followed him closely. When Yi Chengqi sighed, the assistant Xiaobai asked with concern: "Qiqi, what's wrong with you? Are you tired?" ?”

Yi Chengqi rested his chin and shook his head, his eyes wandered to the scenery outside the window, and said in a rather regretful tone: "If I were a girl, my ideal type must also be Zhou Muxi."

Assistant Xiaobai: "?!!"

The packaging bag that assistant Xiaobai was holding suddenly had a bunch of crumpled scratches.

It's a pity that Yi Chengqi doesn't have the ability to read minds, and he doesn't know that the little boy sitting next to him at this time, the new cp fan Bai Bai, has unilaterally regarded Yi Chengqi's emotion as the right one In the heart-to-heart scene, even Yi Chengqi's eyes looking out of the car window were unilaterally endowed with the melancholy of lamenting that the world cannot accept homosexuality.

However, the reason why Yi Chengqi suddenly expressed the above emotion was because Yi Chengqi silently counted Zhou Muxi's care for him along the way, and suddenly got the charm of Zhou Muxi's ability to become the No. 1 popular star of the new voice generation , At the same time, I also understood why Zhou Yi cp was able to attract fans wantonly in a short period of time, came from behind and quickly overtook the other six X Qi cps.

In the final analysis, it was because of Zhou Muxi's impeccable character...

His family background is strong, but he still works hard, and he is recognized as a desperate Zhou Lang in the crew.

He is also a big celebrity himself, but he never puts on the show. Even if he deliberately approaches Yi Chengqi, a cancerous tumor who has no friendship and is tied up and hyped by the circle, Zhou Muxi just laughs it off.

His resource conditions are excellent. Not only does he not suppress his peers, but he also tries his best to support his friends. For example, he endorses Yi Chengqi, invites Yi Chengqi to record the ending song, and recommends Yi Chengqi to accept overseas hit shows...

Zhou Muxi's character, Zhou Muxi's demeanor, and everything about Zhou Muxi are all worth learning from Yi Chengqi.

This is Zhou Muxi!

And Zhou Muxi is the first benchmark of the new generation of idols.

Yi Chengqi looked down at the list of topics to be interviewed for a while, and there was a column about celebrities and idols. Yi Chengqi also said casually that Zhou Muxi was his idol, but now he was frowning deeply and was extremely serious. After careful consideration, I took out my phone and found Zhou Guihua in the address book of WeChat...

Yi Chengqi typed with a serious face.

at this time.

Zhou Muxi, who was hundreds of kilometers away, received a WeChat message. He temporarily put down his work, picked up his mobile phone, and saw a message from Yi Chengqi, asking for his opinion——

Yi Chengqi: "I'm going to participate in a talk show later, can I publicly say that you are my idol?"

Zhou Muxi: "."

Zhou Muxi's blood remained in an instant, and Yi Chengqi killed him with one blow.

What an idol!All excuses!This is clearly a public confession in disguise!

This sincere feeling is right in front of him, him!How to respond in order to appear mature and affectionate!

Zhou Muxi scratched her head anxiously for a reply.

But in fact, the reason why Yi Chengqi asked this question was just because he was worried that if he made his own claim and brought Zhou Muxi to the stage, it would be a joke.

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Although the "trick&treat (Trick or treat)" program group does not have channels similar to the official Weibo that can promote advertisements in China, the promotional gimmick of the Halloween special is "six top new generation stars from China, Japan and South Korea", so Even though the list of guests has not been made public before the show is broadcast, there are still many Chinese netizens and marketing accounts who were brought out of the show staring at the show.

Undoubtedly, the program "trick&treat (Trick and Treat)" is one of the most popular recent hits. The gimmick of "Generation Star" is so big that the audience is looking forward to it, and at the same time, it also attracts a group of discipline inspection committee members lurking on the Internet.

Yi Chengqi originally thought that this Halloween special variety show could be played quietly, but he never expected that when the show just started broadcasting, the reason why this show was popularized in domestic searches and received much discussion was not because the show was good or bad. , simply because overseas audiences questioned Yi Chengqi's own status.

Overseas audience 403: Top star Yi Chengqi?Is this singing or acting, am I out of touch?I have never heard of it, but I was able to go to trickntreat with Zhou Fuyou's son.

Questions from overseas audiences spread to China. Although domestic enthusiastic netizens couldn’t answer whether Yi Chengqi was a singer or an actor, they all knew that Zhou Muxi and Yi Chengqi were going to participate in "trick&treat" together. )” this program.

Netizens who are too idle regard this variety show as an unfinished side story of Zhou Muxi and Yi Cheng Qiji's "Picnic on the Roadside" large-scale emotional series. Netizens seeking Korean Chinese characters and Wild Translator put the Halloween special of "trick&treat (Trick or treat)" on Weibo.

Among them, there are three groups who are most eager to watch the show, one is Zhou Muxi's fan-only osmanthus cake, the second is Yi Chengqi's fan-only 007, and the third is Shuangtan fan's Monday CP fan.

Upon hearing the news...

Osmanthus cake can't understand: Why is 1x7 in the same frame as my brother?What about being timid?Is it insulated from any horror-themed film and television drama variety shows? ?

007 couldn't believe it: Qi Qi!Who gave you the courage to record a Halloween special? !I can't believe this is a decision you nod your head in and wink if you're threatened!

On Monday, the cp fans were so excited that they responded to the question of giving points from the two only fans: of course it was because of Zhou Muxi! !It was love that blinded Qi Qi's big Kazilan eyes! ! !

At the same time, a war without gunpowder is also waged among the fans of the three families—it is precisely because of the talented fans of these three families, and the domestic netizens who are hungry for food, that they can see the live broadcast and the full version of the Chinese commentary at the first time .

And this commentary broadcast is not only a life-and-death battle between the three translators and the time race, but also a large-scale rainbow fart PK scene where Zhou and Yi are the only fans.

In the translation video of Osmanthus Cake, the host of the studio’s introduction to Zhou Muxi’s appearance changed to 0.5 times the speech speed and the overbearing rainbow fart translation, and Yi Chengqi’s appearance was fast forwarded and skipped.

In the translated video of 007, Yi Chengqi is the existence of nuclear-level beauty certified by the host for three consecutive "wow". As for the appearance of Zhou Muxi... it has been cut out across the board.

Zhou and Yi's two only fans competed openly, and it was difficult to distinguish between them. It was just a pain for the passers-by and netizens who were looking for resources everywhere.

In contrast, the only conscientious translation that maintains fairness and reasonableness is the Monday cp fan family, and the vast number of netizens who are waiting for the sequel to "Picnic on the Roadside" can finally follow the "drama" with peace of mind.

However, while watching the show, the majority of netizens have self-doubt: they are not sure whether it is because the translation bacteria have a rotten house spirit, which makes them follow the rotten eyes to see Renji, or whether it is the relationship between Zhou Muxi and Yi Chengqi. There is really some unspeakable little secret...

At the beginning of the show, when Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi met and greeted two other guests, Yi Chengqi was not good at spoken English, and the first impression Yi Chengqi left on the overseas audience was that he was taciturn, and coupled with his gorgeous The appearance that crowns the world instantly gives people the illusion of aloofness and glamor...

There is still a market for Leng Meiren's personality, but Yi Chengqi's glamor did not last long. From the time he first moved into the "Ghost Residence" and from the time he heard the screams of the female guests, Yi Chengqi just left the audience The first impression of "Cold Beauty" began to collapse like an avalanche...

The collapse of the character design came too suddenly, the audience was surprised, and just wanted to say one more thing: This is too cute!I want to know the name of this male star!Think of Richangjing Smecta!

Yi Chengqi: "?"

Yi Chengqi was originally worried that his performance on the show would lose fans on a large scale. He never expected that his performance on the show would make the audience laugh. There was a big wave of Korean fans.

In the following program, amidst the hahahaha of gloating from the audience, Yi Chengqi was also told by his assistant that he was the smallest overseas passer-by Xiao Transparent among the guests of the same period, but his appearance rate was the highest in the audience.

It's not that the manager, Sister Wei, was secretly clearing things up, it's just because Yi Chengqi was the most frightened one among all the guests.In the middle, because Zhou Muxi was going to the bathroom, the two staged a life-and-death farewell at the door of the bathroom. During the short time when Yi Chengqi left Zhou Muxi, Yi Chengqi was scared out of his wits by the successive pranks by the director team .

007 felt distressed throughout the whole process, and the osmanthus cake gloated throughout the process. Besides being a CP fan on Monday, he still did not forget to take screenshots and made an emoji:

self-improvement

zìqiángbùxī

Interpretation:

In the days without Zhou Muxi, Yi Chengqi can only cherish himself more and learn to be self-reliant and self-reliant.

Until the end of the show, Yi Chengqi was so frightened by the red-clothed "female ghost" under the bed that he reacted violently and threw himself into Zhou Muxi's arms...

On Monday, cp fans slapped the table: Ben!This is a must here! ! !

Yi Chengqi was frightened and screamed on the screen, and cp fans performed a wild dance in the comment area on Monday.

Seeing Yi Chengqi straddling Zhou Muxi's lap due to excessive fright, and rubbing upwards in the posture of a monkey climbing a tree, all Zhou Yi's CP fans shed tears: Gentlemen, I'm so excited! ! ! !

Excitement has no place to rest, they called Zhou Muxi in the comments:

Throw him!

rua him!

Hit him every time!

The awsl screen is full of comments, according to the analysis of the situation, it can be concluded that this should be the abbreviation of "ah, I ejaculated".