After I carry my own CP banner

Yi Chengqi, the popular second-tier fresh meat, the torrent of popular idols——

Now I am lying in the company dormitory picking my feet.

Yi Chengqi didn't make an announcement recently, and he was happy at home for a few days, but the agency's official blog was slapped by Yi Chengqi's fans for a few days.

Fan circles are self-contained, fans collect and integrate comment templates, die-hard fans copy and paste Tu reviews, and loose fans like to join in the fun.There are roughly three main directions: one is to scold the agency GG2 for being deaf and blind; the other is to praise Yi Chengqi's decathlon ace, Yan Neng can carry the iPhone's front camera, and shoulder the half-wall CP of the entertainment industry. Yan fans need to attract his face, CP fans are eager to dig his sugar, food and sugar are cut off, the fan circle is in famine; the third is to question the brokerage company for not giving resources and not showing his face, in order to let Xiaoxiannan learn how to pick his feet at home ?

Seeing this, Yi Chengqi silently let go of the fingers touching his toes...

In fact, Yi Chengqi took the initiative to fight for a vacation with his agent to rest his life and recuperate after temporarily retiring from the screen.The agent also agrees, saying that Yi Chengqi's recent exposure has excessively consumed his popularity, causing the audience's visual fatigue and easily causing rebellious psychology, so the audience should indeed give their eyes a rest.

The manager is so considerate, but her little yellow V on Weibo has been turned into a bright red gold V by unknowing fans for a long time.

but! Yes!

Yi Chengqi took a break, but his exposure remained high, and the reason had to start with the CP he tied up and hyped.

Yi Chengqi is a fighter in the CP circle, and also a legend in the CP circle. His CPs are spread over half of the entertainment circle.

It can be said that if you click on any variety show, you can see Yi Chengqi's CPs appearing in front of the audience in the form of arrangement and combination.

For this reason, a new word was derived, which was neatly framed in dark red matts——

not · relative · encounter

bùqī.éryù

Interpretation:

Refers to Yi Chengqi's CPs (many male CPs) appearing on the same stage when Yi Chengqi does not appear, and when CPs are in the same frame, Qi Qi can bring his own topic without being on the same stage.It is worth noting that Qi Qi's cp is destined not to fire cp.

Source:

"ALL Qi Hou Gong Biography: Qi Hua Collection"

After all, in the eyes of major CP fans, there are only two things in common between Yi Chengqi’s male CPs, one is gender, and the other is Qi Qi. ALL Qi fans accept randomly matched X·Qi, but do not accept other than Qi Qi. other mashup cp.

Yi Chengqi has countless friends in the circle, and friends who are also CPs like to cue him in front of the camera. Everyone says Yi Chengqi is "my old iron", "my homie", "just our private They are quite familiar with each other, and they will chat in private if they exchange wechats"... Yi Chengqi's circle of friends can be regarded as breaking the boundaries of geography and independent circles.

CP fans take it for granted that this is a favorite harem competition.

Obviously, Yi Chengqi's shelter from the limelight these days is useless.One Yi Chengqi rested, and thousands of CPs took him out in friendship, and it was still on a 24-hour shift system, open all year round, and the online business was always open.

For example,

The popular idol Hao Lesi mentioned "Envyhasnoholidays" again in the variety show, and the collective climax of #二八#CP fans shouted: Qi Qi's motto!The official finalized declaration of love!Twenty-eight fat candy, woo woo woo, old mother gulps down candy!

*“思”和“戚”谐音4和7，所以4x7＝28夫夫。

For example,

Guo Beilai, a powerful new generation, participated in the reality show with his partner Sanxian Xiaohua. Xiaohua ordered two cherry blossom flavored ice creams, but Guo Beilai replaced them with matcha flavored ice cream. #国琪# CP fans burst into tears and beat their chests: This is Qi Qi’s favorite flavor!Worthy of being the No. 1 doting wife and madman in the Northern Kingdom, the royal relatives will fly solo without disbanding!Others are needed for the announcement of the new drama, and Qi Qi is the true love.

For example,

The king of stage singing and dancing, Li Guiren, also mentioned Envy has no holidays in an interview, and CP fans clapped their hands and applauded: shouting from the air and fighting with Hao Lesi to grab relatives, I am happy in the Shura field! !

If you look through the comment area, you will find that there are still a lot of [-] CP fans clamoring to see Shura Field.

……

The list goes on and on.It can be said that there are Yi Chengqi everywhere in the major apps of online drama variety shows.Even if there is no Yi Chengqi, there will be his popular CP.

At first, Yi Chengqi was also disgusted with speculating on CP with the same sex, but later...he only hoped that fans would let him be number one once in a while.

To put it bluntly, all of Yi Chengqi's CPs of the same sex are "X Qi", his name has become a fixed postpositional attributive, and putting his name after the CP's name is also grammatically correct in the CP circle.

Yi Chengqi clicked on Weibo Chaohua, and found the CP Chaohua ranking list from the category.Even though he already knew the warning of myocardial infarction before clicking in, he still wanted to challenge himself regularly to properly improve his immunity...

When the assistant Xiaobai packed the takeaway downstairs and came back, as soon as he entered the door, he saw Yi Chengqi lying on the sofa, holding a household portable oxygen cylinder for pregnant women in his arms.

Xiaobai was taken aback every day: "Qi Qi, what's wrong with you?"

Yi Cheng said angrily, "I'm fine now."

But he wasn't far off from something happening.

Yi Chengqi held the oxygen bottle and turned over the phone, the popular CP of the flowing water, and the iron-struck Yi Chengqi.He was crushed five times in a row in the top ten of the CP Chaohua rankings, as if he was crushed under the Five Fingers Mountain, and he would never be able to stand up.

In CP Chaohua, Yi Chengqi is very busy.

He is the best friend of Li·Stage King·Singing and dancing Almighty·Gui Ren, the fateful lover of Guo·New Generation Powerful Idol·Bei Lai who loves and kills each other, and Zhong·Charisma Exploding·Prince of Extravagance·Yi Yi Bai Yueguang, is still the destined person of Yu·Cijing, who commits murder·A Breaks the Sky·Jie...

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It's rare for Yi Chengqi to see his name tied to a female celebrity, but his expression is confused: "Wait, why is her name in front of me with the female celebrity group CP? The current fans are so unhappy. Is it rigorous? What is this quintessential post, ABOs should be cautious? Hmm? Hmm? What is this flavor?"

The reason was too hurtful to self-esteem, the assistant Xiaobai pretended to be stupid and chose to remain silent.

The CP of Yu Jie x Yi Chengqi is named Raincoat couple.

It is not only the homonym of the two's surnames, but also comes from the interaction between the two of them once collaborated in a love drama.

Yi Chengqi reposted a small poem during the announcement period: It is raining in the city you live in, and I really want to ask you if you have an umbrella, but I hold back, because I am afraid that you will say no, and there is nothing I can do...

*The source of the poem comes from the Internet

Yi Chengqi's role in the play is the No. [-] bitter man, and the artistic conception of the poem is especially in line with the two people's difficult feelings in the play!

Yu Jie forwarded it at the time: I brought a raincoat.

——The entry point of the goddess is very strange. After the fans laughed, they immediately locked #雨衣CP# (.)

Yi Chengqi didn't have the courage to click on the ABO post, and anyone he clicked on in the comment area was a Chaohua fan who followed his male cp.

The fans raised the banner high and shouted the slogan loudly: Qi Qifei is 0 or [-]!

第一个0是数字0，第二个O是字母O，这也是007和0O7的本质区别。

What do you mean?

It means that if Yi Chengqi is not the 1 in attack and receive 0/0, he can only be an ABO Omega...

Facts have proved that ALL Qi fans are so ruthless that even Yi Chengqi's male and female CPs can be regarded as ABOs.

"..."

Yi Chengqi caressed his chest, and had to use several exclamation lines in succession: "How can this be reasonable! People are good at being pranked by others! Is there any reason for it!"

But the one who made Yi Chengqi so angry was his true fan in essence.

Other people's fans are divided into diehards and prostitutes, closed-eyed blowers and passers-by.

Yi Chengqi's fans are divided into Yan Fan, Black Fan, and Fu Wei.I won’t go into details about the first two, but the rot is subdivided into X relatives who can’t be dismantled or reversed, ALL relatives and I can do it, and there are also wall fans with double loads, three loads, and four loads of N+1 loads.No matter which camp they are in, they can tear out a piece of xfxy in the fandom.

xfxy is the pinyin abbreviation of Reigning Wind and Blood Rain.Yi Chengqi also doesn't understand why the word has to be abbreviated every time it appears, anyway, those who are in the circle must understand it, and if they don't understand it, they are not worthy of being called a fan circle.

Although he doesn't mix in the fan circle, he has a group of fans who can be called the "mainstay" of the fan circle.

Yi Chengqi's fan group is collectively called 007.

It is said that two female fans met offline, and they were all 007 when they met. The sisters met with tears and reached a consensus. The result is to sit down and talk about it—

One of them said: "Our Qi Qi is also trying to live with such beauty today, he himself is a true portrayal of inspirational life!"

Another said: "Our Qi Qi's beauty today is also so easy to handle. Hao Lesi is even more moved when he sees it, and Li Guiren feels distressed when he sees it!"

"..."

The place where the eyes met was crackling, and the two of them realized that one of them was 007, and the other was Ling Lingqi (also written as 0O7)...

One is a fan, but the other is cp!

The sisterhood of star-chaser girls comes and goes like the wind, shattered completely, and there is no room for relaxation.One second, relatives recognize each other and clasp their fingers tightly, and the next second they each turn on the tap to wash their hands-fucking consensus.

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This is Acupoint Worker Saisheng, nice to meet you (again)~

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■Written in front:

This article is full of nonsense, with all good people (including the author).

The author is a layman and does not mix circles. This article is just for fun.Although it is from the background of the entertainment industry, I guarantee that it is by no means a serious entertainment article. There are heavy traces of deliberate livelyness, bugs are flying all over the sky, and self-created words come from the mouth...

If there are sisters who are in the circle, please forgive me [抱拳]