The years when I was a bigwig in women's clothing

Seeing Wu Yidong walking towards him, Xia Yinglan was startled, and quickly picked up her rice bowl, trying to cover her face.

However, even if his face is not very big, it is definitely not something that a job can completely cover, and Wu Yidong has already seen him, even if he got under the table, it is useless!

Seeing this, Ning Che was a little strange: "What's wrong? Did you offend him?"

Xia Yinglan had a bitter face: "No... well, I don't know what to say, anyway, what he said later is not true, so don't take it seriously."

Ning Che was made even more curious by what he said, but before he had time to say anything, Wu Yidong came over.

"It's really a narrow road to Yuanjia!" Wu Yidong said with a sneer, "Unexpectedly, I was still thinking about where you went, this little boy, and now I can see you."

Ning Che raised his eyebrows: "Little boy?"

Xia Yinglan was troubled, but in order to prevent Ning Che from misunderstood something, she explained: "That is, he had a relationship with the proprietress of the food store just now, but later let the proprietress know that he has a wife at home. I kicked him. Then when I went to ask the price, he seemed to think that I was the proprietress' new love, so he treated me... you know."

Ning Che nodded: "I understand." He looked at Wu Yidong, "So this is a mad dog that bites people, hasn't it been vaccinated?"

Although he didn't know what the rabies vaccine was, Wu Yidong knew that it was not a good word.

He sneered: "I said, how can this little boy run so fast? Is there a helper here? It seems that you are also a little boy. Are you making a fuss? Huh? Hahahaha——"

Not all the people in the restaurant are well-educated, there are also quite a few rough people, who usually like to hear this kind of jokes with a little color, and they also burst out laughing when they heard the words.

Ning Che said indifferently: "It seems that Wu Xiucai... is a scholar, right?"

Wu Yidong raised his chin proudly: "Of course, I am a talented person who has lived in Renshou for 30 years!"

Renshou is the reign name of the current emperor, and the 30th year of Renshou is two years ago.And Wu Yidong looks like he is in his 40s or [-]s, and the current scholars are relatively good. There is no such thing as a [-]-year-old Jinshi, so Wu Yidong's skills, to put it bluntly, are quite average.

Ning Che chuckled, "I'm sorry, I thought scholars were gentle, refined, and well-informed. I didn't expect such a rascal to be admitted as a scholar. My eyesight is stupid."

Wu Yidong blushed with anger: "Who are you calling naughty?"

Ning Che: "Whoever yelled at this restaurant just now is who?"

Wu Yidong: "..." His face was flushed, but he didn't know how to explain the words.

Ning Che continued leisurely: "Besides, I have never seen a scholar whose wife still hooks up outside. There is a clear law in this dynasty. Officials who engage in prostitution will be dismissed from office if they are mild, or exiled if they are serious. You are sure that all those who become famous will be exiled." Are all people like this?"

Although the law is the law, favors are favors, and almost everyone in the capital knows that many officials are prostitutes, but this matter cannot be brought to the surface after all, and there is no way to do it well.It's nothing to talk about it in private on weekdays, but this is a restaurant, one of the places with the largest traffic in the capital. If Wu Yidong dares to admit it, he believes that someone will come to him soon, making him unable to eat. walk.

He obviously couldn't respond to this sentence.

Ning Che continued: "Also, when you came here just now, you pointed at my friend and called him a jerk, and then you pointed at me as a jerk, and said that the two of us broke our sleeves and split our peaches. I just want to ask I’m asking you, do you think a good-looking man is a boy with a bad face? When two people sit and eat together, it’s like breaking their sleeves and dividing their peaches? Then I have to ask the current emperor, everyone knows that he often keeps the prime minister in the palace Discussing matters in the middle, and the two often eat together, so is it true that the current Holy Majesty also breaks his sleeves and divides his peaches?"

Wu Yidong blushed: "I didn't say it! You said it!"

Ning Che smiled slightly: "I made a reasonable guess based on what you said. Everyone present heard what you said to the two of us just now. Don't tell me you want to renege on your debt?"

Wu Yidong pointed at them angrily, trembling all over, but in the end he didn't say anything, and ran away angrily.

As soon as Xiaoer brought out Wu Yidong's side dishes from the kitchen, he saw someone running out of the door and hurriedly shouted, "Hey, guest officer, you haven't paid the money yet!"

Ning Che raised his hand: "Xiaoer, let's put it on this table, and I'll settle it later."

As long as the dishes can be sold, the waiter doesn't care who is on the table, and he doesn't bother to care.Hearing this, he immediately cleared Ning Che and Xia Yinglan's table happily, and abruptly stuffed two more side dishes on the already full table.

Seeing this, Xia Yinglan said embarrassedly, "It's all my fault..."

Ning Che said: "What's your fault? Is it your fault for going to that grain shop to ask the price? But I asked you to go there. I blame you for provoking that rabies patient just now? But that's obviously related to the proprietress of the grain shop. Blame you for eating here and meeting a lunatic again? But I called you here. So, what are you to blame?"

Xia Yinglan's eyes were red with emotion.

"Brother Ning..."

Ning Che rubbed his hair with a smile, and said, "Okay, eat quickly."

Xia Yinglan turned her head to avoid it.

It wasn't that he didn't like Ning Che's close contact with him, but he felt that it was awkward for a big man to be patted and killed by a girl.

But he was afraid that Ning Che would misunderstand, so he immediately grabbed a chicken leg for him after avoiding it.

"Eat!" Xia Ying looked at Ning Che with bright blue eyes, her intention to please was obvious.

Ning Che was just a little surprised just now, but he wasn't really angry. Seeing this, he couldn't help laughing, and lowered his head to digest Xia Yinglan's kindness.

Xia Yinglan breathed a sigh of relief, and began to eat, and highly praised Ning Che's performance just now.

"You were too powerful just now, I don't even know what to do!"

Ning Che said: "To deal with this kind of educated hooligan, what you have to do is either be more hooligan than him, or be more reasonable than him. Just now I did both, of course he will be scolded and run away by me."

Straight male Xia Yinglan was so admiring that she couldn't wait to learn from her teacher on the spot.

Ning Che smiled and shook his head: "Okay, we just got a lot of attention, so we quickly finished eating and went back, otherwise it will be bad if someone notices and reveals our identity."

Xia Yinglan thought the same, she quickly lowered her head and began to work hard to eliminate the food.

When attacking:

People who scold me in front of me, do you think I'm really a vegetarian?

But it's a pity, it's not fun to go so fast.