After dismissing Zhou Zhuo, Li Jingxing stood there staring at the pigsty for a long time, then suddenly asked Xiaoqian: "Xiaoqianqian."
Xiaoqianqian: Come!
Li Jingxing: I have a question to ask you.
Xiaoqianqian: Boss, please speak, you know everything, and you can talk endlessly.
Li Jingxing: Why is the castrated pig still in this pigsty?Wouldn't it be confusing?
Xiaoqianqian: emmm boss doesn’t know something, the pig who was raped also has a CD, after seven days he will continue to be a real man (thumbs up + winks + sticks out tongue)
Li Jingxing: ...I'm so tired, I don't know how to complain.
It was not an option to stay here all the time, so Li Jingxing turned around and went back to his residence.Since it is the world of cultivating immortals, it is natural to practice.Generally speaking, cultivation is basically breathing, absorbing the spiritual energy of the heavens and the earth, the essence of the sun and the moon to refine one's body, but it doesn't need to be so troublesome in the Yanzhu Immortal Mansion, as long as you eat, sleep and eat.
In other words, life like a pig.The difference from pigs is probably that... they don't need to be castrated.
However, Li Jingxing was a restless person, so he brought a few of his followers and asked them if there was any place to make money around here.Needless to say, I was really asked out of a place by him.
The Xianzhu Xianfu uses the pig to achieve Taoism, but the Zangshu Pavilion also collects various methods of cultivation.The Yanzhu Immortal Mansion recruits disciples is the most unique among the three Immortal Mansions.
First, female disciples are not accepted, for fear that female disciples will become lustful and get involved with pigs.I heard that this was proposed by an elder of the Yanzhu Immortal Mansion, and this condition also caused an uproar.Especially one of the three great fairy sects, the Sunflower Immortal Mansion, which only accepts female disciples, said that the Yanzhu Immortal Mansion discriminates against women, but the Elder Yanzhu said, "The crow laughs at the black pig, I don't think so" and gave it back.
After all, it is a fairy house with two extremes, so it is normal for such disputes to arise.And the Ceyun Mansion of the three Immortal Mansions can only stand in the middle as a peacemaker. Although it is the head of the Three Immortal Mansions, the other two Immortal Mansions are usually not much of a threat, but once something happens, it is not something that Ceyun Mansion can bear.
Second, you must know how to be a pig!Will be a pig!Will be a pig!Will be a pig!Important things are said three times.Don't think it's a trivial matter, because of this rule, the pigs were almost extinct. Cutting off children and grandchildren is no joke.Fortunately, there is an old man who knows a secret method, which can make the break and continue the frontier.
This is of great benefit to the children of Qiuxiandao, but it is all based on the resentment and humiliation of the boars.Of course, whether these beasts who only know how to eat and sleep will have such emotions is another matter.Anyway, boars are used to slay, usually after the estrus period, after the boars have a good night, they are cut off from their offspring.
Of course, it will grow back anyway, no problem.
The last is the third, it must be Zhengtai!handsome!Looks cute!If you want to ask why this is so, of course it is to enhance the appearance of Xianmen. After all, Sunflower Xianfu is full of sisters and loli.As for the handsome guy, this kind of creature basically exists in Ceyun Immortal Mansion.
And all of them are cultivating crazy demons, fighting with all their heart, not to mention you are a woman, even a man will not be spared.By the way, this is about fighting, not about that.
Because of these three requirements, it also led to a sudden increase in the number of people who were overborn, leading to the problem of famine.As for eating meat, definitely not.Boars are used for slaughter, and sows are used to give birth and sell, so it is impossible to eat them.
This also led to a sharp rise in the price of chicken, duck and fish. Most people can't afford meat and can only eat vegetarian food. I heard that there was a famine in the north, and a mountain of hundreds of thousands of miles became a bald chicken overnight.
The above is the information collected by Li Jingxing, so Li Jingxing planned to refine the millet that can mature in a day to solve the famine problem, and collect some small money by the way.After all, life without money is too boring.
Refining immortal rice requires: one grain of millet, one drop of Yuheng Xianlu, one white lotus, two black lotus, three green tea darts, etc.This fairy dew sounds tall, but it is actually the water in the pond with golden carp in the north corner of the courtyard.Of course, the Xianzhu Immortal Mansion is already full of fairy spirit, which is different from other places.
Li Jingxing carefully dripped Yuheng Immortal Dew on a grain of millet, and the millet suddenly burst into bright light, blinding the titanium alloy dog's eyes over there.After waiting for three breaths, the light gradually weakened, and a golden grain floated in midair.
Li Jingxing: I have read a lot, don't try to lie to me, isn't millet golden yellow?
As for the white lotus, black heart lotus and the like, which are deceptive things, they are not worth mentioning at all.After finishing Xiangu, Li Jingxing fell on the couch and fell into a deep sleep.
The next day when the cock crowed three times, Li Jingxing woke up with his eyes open.
After pasting a note on the door, he took Xiangu down the mountain to make money.
It's just that he didn't know that on the day he left, the Jizhu Immortal Mansion was full of excitement.The reason is that the golden light yesterday, with pure immortal energy, is a treasure that is rare to see in two days, and there must be some fairy treasure born.However, because the golden light dazzled the eyes, everyone did not see clearly where the treasure was.
It wasn't just Yanzhu Immortal Mansion who noticed these visions, the other two major Immortal Mansions and many small sects also saw it.A dark cloud of disputes gradually began to germinate...
"Cough cough cough—" Li Jingxing put down his tea bowl and coughed violently, "I actually choked on drinking tea. I knew I should have gone out to see the almanac."
"Brother, I think you must be a blessed person if you have a good appearance. Would you like to make a fortune for you?" At this moment, a young man in a yellow robe approached Li Jingxing spoke up.
"You say that I am a blessed person, so what kind of divinity am I?" Li Jingxing asked back.
The Taoist was stunned, clapped his hands suddenly, and suddenly said: "Yes! In fact, I was wrong just now. You have blackened Yintang. I am afraid that there will be a bloody disaster in the near future. How about I tell you a trick to drive away evil spirits and avoid disasters?" Woolen cloth?"
Li Jingxing looked at the little Taoist priest in front of him like an idiot: "I'm afraid you are not a fool."
"Eh? Brother, do you know me? My name is Shazi."
Li Jingxing: ...
After hearing that Li Jingxing was going to the famine-ridden town of 'Hungry Panic', he also decided to go together, and logically became Li Jingxing's companion.Along the way, Shazi also told Li Jingxing the latest news about the starvation panic, that is, not long ago, there were rumors that people began to eat people.
I heard that it was because a young man was so hungry that he killed a certain man who lived in the town of so hungry, and then the so hungry boy ate the man so hungry.
This matter also caused an uproar, and also attracted the attention of the court.It's just that for some reason, it has been half a year now, and no relief supplies have been seen in the hungry town.
In this regard, Li Jingxing was also more or less aware of the way to do it, maybe some local officials deliberately made them go for profit, and abandoned the people's life and death regardless.
The author has something to say:
Xiao Gong: Where is Lao Tzu?Why haven't you come out yet?
Author: emm, coming out soon.
Xiaoqianqian: You, the author of X#@¥5, have not updated for so long, you @#¥%7#@##————
Author: too windy, can't hear clearly
Li Jingxing: Why are they all teenagers?juvenile?Don't think that if it's danmei, it's all men, okay?
Author: Then let Xiao Gong be a girl
Xiao Gong: Get out! ! !
Xiaoqianqian: Come!
Li Jingxing: I have a question to ask you.
Xiaoqianqian: Boss, please speak, you know everything, and you can talk endlessly.
Li Jingxing: Why is the castrated pig still in this pigsty?Wouldn't it be confusing?
Xiaoqianqian: emmm boss doesn’t know something, the pig who was raped also has a CD, after seven days he will continue to be a real man (thumbs up + winks + sticks out tongue)
Li Jingxing: ...I'm so tired, I don't know how to complain.
It was not an option to stay here all the time, so Li Jingxing turned around and went back to his residence.Since it is the world of cultivating immortals, it is natural to practice.Generally speaking, cultivation is basically breathing, absorbing the spiritual energy of the heavens and the earth, the essence of the sun and the moon to refine one's body, but it doesn't need to be so troublesome in the Yanzhu Immortal Mansion, as long as you eat, sleep and eat.
In other words, life like a pig.The difference from pigs is probably that... they don't need to be castrated.
However, Li Jingxing was a restless person, so he brought a few of his followers and asked them if there was any place to make money around here.Needless to say, I was really asked out of a place by him.
The Xianzhu Xianfu uses the pig to achieve Taoism, but the Zangshu Pavilion also collects various methods of cultivation.The Yanzhu Immortal Mansion recruits disciples is the most unique among the three Immortal Mansions.
First, female disciples are not accepted, for fear that female disciples will become lustful and get involved with pigs.I heard that this was proposed by an elder of the Yanzhu Immortal Mansion, and this condition also caused an uproar.Especially one of the three great fairy sects, the Sunflower Immortal Mansion, which only accepts female disciples, said that the Yanzhu Immortal Mansion discriminates against women, but the Elder Yanzhu said, "The crow laughs at the black pig, I don't think so" and gave it back.
After all, it is a fairy house with two extremes, so it is normal for such disputes to arise.And the Ceyun Mansion of the three Immortal Mansions can only stand in the middle as a peacemaker. Although it is the head of the Three Immortal Mansions, the other two Immortal Mansions are usually not much of a threat, but once something happens, it is not something that Ceyun Mansion can bear.
Second, you must know how to be a pig!Will be a pig!Will be a pig!Will be a pig!Important things are said three times.Don't think it's a trivial matter, because of this rule, the pigs were almost extinct. Cutting off children and grandchildren is no joke.Fortunately, there is an old man who knows a secret method, which can make the break and continue the frontier.
This is of great benefit to the children of Qiuxiandao, but it is all based on the resentment and humiliation of the boars.Of course, whether these beasts who only know how to eat and sleep will have such emotions is another matter.Anyway, boars are used to slay, usually after the estrus period, after the boars have a good night, they are cut off from their offspring.
Of course, it will grow back anyway, no problem.
The last is the third, it must be Zhengtai!handsome!Looks cute!If you want to ask why this is so, of course it is to enhance the appearance of Xianmen. After all, Sunflower Xianfu is full of sisters and loli.As for the handsome guy, this kind of creature basically exists in Ceyun Immortal Mansion.
And all of them are cultivating crazy demons, fighting with all their heart, not to mention you are a woman, even a man will not be spared.By the way, this is about fighting, not about that.
Because of these three requirements, it also led to a sudden increase in the number of people who were overborn, leading to the problem of famine.As for eating meat, definitely not.Boars are used for slaughter, and sows are used to give birth and sell, so it is impossible to eat them.
This also led to a sharp rise in the price of chicken, duck and fish. Most people can't afford meat and can only eat vegetarian food. I heard that there was a famine in the north, and a mountain of hundreds of thousands of miles became a bald chicken overnight.
The above is the information collected by Li Jingxing, so Li Jingxing planned to refine the millet that can mature in a day to solve the famine problem, and collect some small money by the way.After all, life without money is too boring.
Refining immortal rice requires: one grain of millet, one drop of Yuheng Xianlu, one white lotus, two black lotus, three green tea darts, etc.This fairy dew sounds tall, but it is actually the water in the pond with golden carp in the north corner of the courtyard.Of course, the Xianzhu Immortal Mansion is already full of fairy spirit, which is different from other places.
Li Jingxing carefully dripped Yuheng Immortal Dew on a grain of millet, and the millet suddenly burst into bright light, blinding the titanium alloy dog's eyes over there.After waiting for three breaths, the light gradually weakened, and a golden grain floated in midair.
Li Jingxing: I have read a lot, don't try to lie to me, isn't millet golden yellow?
As for the white lotus, black heart lotus and the like, which are deceptive things, they are not worth mentioning at all.After finishing Xiangu, Li Jingxing fell on the couch and fell into a deep sleep.
The next day when the cock crowed three times, Li Jingxing woke up with his eyes open.
After pasting a note on the door, he took Xiangu down the mountain to make money.
It's just that he didn't know that on the day he left, the Jizhu Immortal Mansion was full of excitement.The reason is that the golden light yesterday, with pure immortal energy, is a treasure that is rare to see in two days, and there must be some fairy treasure born.However, because the golden light dazzled the eyes, everyone did not see clearly where the treasure was.
It wasn't just Yanzhu Immortal Mansion who noticed these visions, the other two major Immortal Mansions and many small sects also saw it.A dark cloud of disputes gradually began to germinate...
"Cough cough cough—" Li Jingxing put down his tea bowl and coughed violently, "I actually choked on drinking tea. I knew I should have gone out to see the almanac."
"Brother, I think you must be a blessed person if you have a good appearance. Would you like to make a fortune for you?" At this moment, a young man in a yellow robe approached Li Jingxing spoke up.
"You say that I am a blessed person, so what kind of divinity am I?" Li Jingxing asked back.
The Taoist was stunned, clapped his hands suddenly, and suddenly said: "Yes! In fact, I was wrong just now. You have blackened Yintang. I am afraid that there will be a bloody disaster in the near future. How about I tell you a trick to drive away evil spirits and avoid disasters?" Woolen cloth?"
Li Jingxing looked at the little Taoist priest in front of him like an idiot: "I'm afraid you are not a fool."
"Eh? Brother, do you know me? My name is Shazi."
Li Jingxing: ...
After hearing that Li Jingxing was going to the famine-ridden town of 'Hungry Panic', he also decided to go together, and logically became Li Jingxing's companion.Along the way, Shazi also told Li Jingxing the latest news about the starvation panic, that is, not long ago, there were rumors that people began to eat people.
I heard that it was because a young man was so hungry that he killed a certain man who lived in the town of so hungry, and then the so hungry boy ate the man so hungry.
This matter also caused an uproar, and also attracted the attention of the court.It's just that for some reason, it has been half a year now, and no relief supplies have been seen in the hungry town.
In this regard, Li Jingxing was also more or less aware of the way to do it, maybe some local officials deliberately made them go for profit, and abandoned the people's life and death regardless.
The author has something to say:
Xiao Gong: Where is Lao Tzu?Why haven't you come out yet?
Author: emm, coming out soon.
Xiaoqianqian: You, the author of X#@¥5, have not updated for so long, you @#¥%7#@##————
Author: too windy, can't hear clearly
Li Jingxing: Why are they all teenagers?juvenile?Don't think that if it's danmei, it's all men, okay?
Author: Then let Xiao Gong be a girl
Xiao Gong: Get out! ! !
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