Su Xianren

It is impossible for Su Shu to take two frail ordinary people, Fool and Chang Jun, to continue searching for Su Xiyue whose whereabouts are unknown. He intends to hand over these two burdens to the spies hidden in Su's City, and let the palace servants of Jingling Palace watch over them. , and then continue to search for Su Xiyue's whereabouts.

Not long after arriving in Su's City, Su Shu learned that Su Xiyue might still be alive, so he searched the whole city carefully with his spiritual sense, but Su Shu had never seen the grown-up Su Xiyue, so he could only Just relying on the superficial impressions from childhood to search for it, unexpectedly, I accidentally picked up this ghost eye that has turned into a fool.

"Daughter-in-law, I'm hungry, I want to eat." Less than half an hour after leaving the village where he had lived for a long time, the fool said aggrievedly, tugging on Su Shu's sleeve.

"If you want to eat, just call me by my name." Su Shu said coldly, looking at the fool very unkindly.

The fool didn't like it, so he wanted to call her daughter-in-law, so that everyone would know that Su Shu was his wife, but he knew that there was an annoying guy who kept calling him his wife Su Shu, Su Shu.

The fool looked at Su Shu with aggrieved eyes.If you just look at the clear and innocent eyes of the idiot, it looks like a bullied child, but coupled with his slender figure and scars all over his face, it makes people see black lines all over his head, which will not make people soft-hearted at all a feeling of.

"I'm so hungry, my stomach is growling, daughter-in-law, you, listen." The fool said earnestly, holding Su Shu's sleeve with one hand, and pointing to his rumbling stomach with the other, showing that he was really hungry.

He hasn't rested for several hours, and all he does is physical work. The chaff he ate in the morning has already been digested. Although he used to eat his next meal later, doesn't he have a wife now? A wife must be will give him something to eat.

"You can only eat when you call me by my name." Su Shu didn't want to hear a fool call him "daughter-in-law". If it weren't for Guimou's brain problem, Su Shu would never repeat it in such a good temper.

"But, but you are my daughter-in-law." The fool looked at Su Shu pitifully because he didn't know, and then added very desperately, "I used to call you that, and you are still very happy and smiling. It’s so good-looking, and I’ll be rewarded with a kiss.”

Su Shu's unattractive face suddenly darkened, he stopped and stared at the idiot viciously.

And Chang Jun who was following behind was trembling with fright at Su Shu's instant terrifying aura, and at the same time looked at the two of them with extremely complicated eyes.

Fools can't lie. Has the nobleman really kissed a fool? !

Oh my god, such a beautiful woman was ruined like this, it's so violent, he really doesn't want to believe this terrible truth!

As for the ghost eyes, that pitch-black little black ball began to shyly shy...

God, this exposure is too sudden, he is not ready yet!It's all because he was trapped in this ghost place and couldn't get out, and he missed Su Shu too much. The scenes that the fool said were all fantasies that he must do every day, and there are more exciting things in the future, hehe ~

Seeing the idiot's stupid expression of not knowing what he said wrong, Su Shu directly kicked the idiot on the chin, kicking the unsuspecting idiot three meters away, not only making the idiot spin 540 degrees in the air , Gliding sadly with his face on the ground for a certain distance, and when the idiot just swiped his face off the ground in a daze, Su Shu stomped heavily on his face, pressing the idiot's head firmly back into the soil.

"Daughter-in-law hurts, hurts." The idiot moaned inarticulately. At this time, the idiot's face was severely damaged. Not only was his jaw dislocated and swollen by Su Shu's kick, but also because of the wrong posture when he fell. As a result, the area of ​​the forehead suffered too much friction, and a layer of flesh was abruptly worn away, which looked very terrifying.

At this moment, the idiot lying on the ground was covered in blood, looked horrible and pitiful, and the culprit Su Shu stepped on his face and refused to let him get up. The only thing to be thankful for was that he was still alive and his consciousness was very clear.

Due to the wrong posture of the body, it was extremely uncomfortable, and the fool's hands and feet kept struggling. He wanted to prop up his body from the ground and let himself get up again, but he never thought of pushing away Su Shu's foot that stepped on his face. , or in other words, a fool is reluctant to use force on his wife. He knows that he is strong, and it doesn't matter if he feels uncomfortable. What if he accidentally hurts his wife...

"When you remember to eat, call me by my name." Su Shu emphasized for the third time.

Su Shu carefully examined the idiot's hideous face. He didn't expect the idiot to be able to beat him to such an extent. He obviously restrained his strength and kicked him lightly... This idiot who dared to talk nonsense in front of his face became Such a miserable appearance... Su Shu rarely reflected on whether he had shot too hard, and didn't care about his delicate shoes that were stained with blood and mud on the fool's face.

"Daughter-in-law, why are you bullying me again? Are you disliking me for being stupid again and don't want me anymore?" Speaking of this, the fool was so angry and anxious that he couldn't help crying. His face hurt so much, my daughter-in-law Did she not like him again, why did she treat him so fiercely again? Aren't they all married?

Well, the fool's script is still a bit different from the ghost eye's daily plot fantasy. His script is mixed with some real-life experiences, making it even more tragic.

"Daughter-in-law, don't dislike me. I am very capable. I can earn a lot of delicious food for you to eat. I am also very strong. I can, I can pick water, mud, stones, dung, pick, pick... "The fool was desperately thinking about what else he could choose, and he never thought about anything other than the word "choice", and what he said basically had nothing to do with "competent".

"What else?" Su Shu raised his eyebrows and asked, intentionally embarrassing this stupid idiot. He has calmed down a little now, as long as the idiot stops talking nonsense and spreading rumors, he will let him go alright.

Ghost Eye, who was crushed by the seal, was also in a hurry at the moment. He was used to being bullied by Su Shu, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with the fool's miserable appearance.

Ghost Eye kept cursing the stupid fool in the sea of ​​consciousness, and shouted angrily: "Idiot, tell me quickly, what else can you do!"

The little black ball who was eager to show in front of Su Shu hadn't thought about it at all. No matter how many these things happened, Su Shu wouldn't think how capable he was...

The fool is in great pain, he obviously has more, but he just can't remember, what to do, his wife is urging him!

"If you only know this, then you're a trash, and I won't raise a trash." Su Shu said expressionlessly.

This time the idiot became even more anxious, ignoring the pain of sweat splashing on the wound like salt water, the limited brain capacity began to run at high speed.

The idiot felt that if he couldn't remember, his wife would be gone, but the more anxious he was, the more he couldn't remember, and his mind, which still had some ability to think, was now completely muddled.

The idiot opened and closed his mouth for a long time. Looking at Su Shu's extremely good-looking and familiar face, a familiar image and a sentence related to competence finally popped up in his mind, and five words popped out of his mouth clearly. : "I can do it for a long time!"

Su Shu froze for a moment, what?

How long can you pick something?

The little black ball who had been bouncing around in the fool's consciousness all the time, and roaring arrogantly, suddenly froze. After he realized it, he immediately hid in the corner and became shy, and couldn't help but secretly observe Su Shu's reaction.

Oops, this kind of thing has been said, I'm really embarrassed, hehe~

"Ahem!" Chang Jun, who was choking on his own saliva, coughed and wanted to pass out. He just heard something. Damn, is this still a fool? Don't pretend to be a fool! ! !

After finally waiting for Chang Jun to stop his terrible cough, Su Shu stared at the flushed Chang Jun and asked, "Do you understand, what is this idiot talking about?"

Faced with Su Shu's question, Chang Jun's face turned from red to pale in an instant, and he would admit that he understood: "No, no, the little one just choked on his own saliva when he swallowed, what the little one Didn't hear either."

From Chang Jun, Su Shu understood that the idiot's words were definitely not a good word, and he didn't force Chang Jun to explain clearly. Since it was not a good word, he didn't need to understand it.

"I have time to spend with you. Whenever you change your mind, I will let you get up."

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Footsteps on human faces, this look was seen by many passers-by, and they pointed their fingers, but when they noticed Su Shu's iconic clothes, most of them immediately shut up and ran away in a hurry. Nosy.

Su Shu ignored those irrelevant people. He felt that he had talked too much with this fool, and he became a fool himself, to make such a stupid decision.

But the words spoken are like water poured out, which cannot be taken back at all...

As time passed, Su Shu's face became more and more serious.

In less than half an hour, this idiot blatantly fell asleep ten times, and was woken up ten times by Su Shu kicking him on the cheek every time. A bluish-purple pig's head covered in blood and sweat.

If you kick it any further, the fool's life will be almost gone.

Su Shu, who couldn't really kill a fool, didn't want to continue the stalemate anymore, and threatened with gritted teeth: "If you don't call me by my name, don't follow me."

After finishing speaking, he left directly. In a sense, the idiot won this violent and childish competition.

But the idiot didn't feel that he had won at all. When he saw Su Shu leaving, he became anxious and grabbed Su Shu's ankle to keep him: "Daughter-in-law, don't abandon me!"

Without saying a word, Su Shu easily broke free from the fool's restraint and left quickly.

The fool watched Su Shu's back as he walked further and further away, tears streaming down his face immediately, and finally shouted to repent and admit his mistakes, his misplaced jaw opened and closed with difficulty: "Daughter-in-law, don't go, daughter-in-law, I Change, Su Shu, Su Shu, I was wrong, I was obedient, Su Shu, don't leave, don't abandon me, I'm very obedient and capable..."

While screaming with all his strength, the fool raised the big pig's head that was panting and dizzy, and tried to get up limply with his hands on the ground.

Amid the moaning of the idiot, Su Shu turned around and walked back with a cold face, looked at the idiot who was in such a mess, and put a face towel on the idiot's head: "Wipe your face clean, you troublesome idiot. "

"I'm really capable, Su Shu, don't throw me away, don't throw me away, okay?" The idiot picked up the face towel in one hand, and held onto Su Shu's hem with the other, repeating, his tone was like a person being raped by an adult. Helpless like an abandoned child, the idiot was completely frightened by Su Shu. Although his words were a little slurred, his words became fluent.

Su Shu picked up the idiot who had lost consciousness in his limbs due to not moving for a long time, and quickly helped the idiot put back his misplaced jaw. Mu Lingli, to help the idiot recover other wounds that he tossed about.

This simple repair process actually took Su Shu a whole cup of tea. Su Shu didn't expect that this fool's body was so strange, and he even had some treatment that rejected wood spirit power. He used ten times the wood spirit power that ordinary people need. Li Cai was able to repair the injury caused by himself on the fool.

"If you're obedient, I won't throw you away. I'll wipe my face off soon." Su Shu frowned.

"I'm obedient, Su Shu, I'm very obedient." The fool quickly promised, and carefully wiped his messy face with the white face towel that Su Shu gave him.

Following the idiot's assurance, Su Shu noticed that the content conveyed by the idiot's weak spiritual sense also changed from 'daughter-in-law' and 'like my wife' to 'I like Su Shu very much' and 'Su Shu don't throw me away' , 'Su Shu don't be angry with me', 'I like Su Shu the most'...

He heard it all...

Do you really like him that much...

Even if I treat him like this, does this idiot still not waver in his liking...

The idiot who had been watching Su Shu immediately noticed that Su Shu's eyes looking at him had softened a lot, and he immediately showed a silly smile. Su Shu finally stopped being angry, that's great.

Looking at the silly and dirty smiling face in front of him, Su Shu stretched out his hand and flicked the fool's forehead with his middle finger, and said expressionlessly, "You idiot, you are very noisy."

The idiot hurriedly covered his mouth with a face towel to shut up, touched his forehead with the other hand, and laughed silly again. This time, the daughter-in-law didn't hurt at all from the beating.

'Happy', 'happy'

'I really like Su Shu'

'Su Shu is not angry anymore'

'I like Su Shu the most'

'Su Shu Su Shu Su Shu Su Shu...'

'Listen' to the message sent by the divine sense, these sincere joys that are like a confession are like someone constantly whispering in Su Shu's ear.

If it was a month ago, Su Shu might still be annoyed, but at this moment, Su Shu didn't feel any annoyance at all, he just felt relieved, even the spirit that had been in a trance for the past few days had settled down again, no longer flirtatious There is no point of focus.

Su Shu seemed to hold something again in his hand, and he was reluctant to throw it away again.

Chang Jun, who was watching the whole process from the sidelines, lowered his head to hide the expression of jealousy and hatred that could not be revealed, so as not to let himself reveal any emotions.

This scene is really dazzling...