Patriarch of the Devil's Dao: Xiyao Xiang Tiantian

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Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan, I'm hungry.

Lan Wangji: Let's go eat.

Wei Wuxian: I want to eat what you made.

Lan Wangji: Good.

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Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan, your cooking skills have improved a lot recently.

Lan Wangji: Yes.

Wei Wuxian: By the way, you haven't eaten for so long, aren't you hungry?

Lan Wangji: Hungry.

Wei Wuxian: Then I’ll give it to you...well...

Lan Wangji: Just eat you.

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Jiang Cheng: Die.

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Jin Ling: What are they doing?

Lan Sizhui: Hanguang-jun and Senior Wei have their own limits, so you don't have to worry.

Jin Ling: Oh.

Lan Sizhui: Ah Ling, can you get up first?My arm is a little numb. [Hee hee, old lady laughs]

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A wave of Qixi Festival show, la la la la

Jin Guangyao walked slowly on the mountain path, surrounded by green mountains and green waters, birds chirping and insects chirping endlessly, it was very pleasant.

The hard voice of the system sounded in his head.

System: ungrateful, unscrupulous, ungrateful, treacherous.

Jin Guangyao was helpless.

Jin Guangyao: I didn't do anything to you, why are you fighting for Lan Xichen like this?

The system snorted: Hurry up, the location of the next mission is far away.

Jin Guangyao: Hey, I have an injury on my body right now, it is considered a work-related injury.

System: Hmph!

Jin Guangyao sneered helplessly, he walked leisurely and admired the surrounding scenery, it wasn't that he didn't want to hurry up, it was because he was Lan Xichen's meat pad last night, his legs were numb, his hands were numb, his neck was numb, and his waist was numb. After another night of being stoned, my back hurts so much that I can't walk any faster.

"I don't know what it will be like for Lan Xichen to wake up and see himself."

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It was dawn, and a ray of morning light passed through the gaps between the leaves and sprinkled lazily on Lan Xichen's face. When the time came, Lan Xichen woke up slowly, and when he opened his eyes, he felt a stabbing pain in his head. Putting his hand on his forehead, he slowly remembered what happened last night. He was about to get up, but the chilly feeling on his body immediately gave him a bad feeling. When he looked down, his face was pale and pale, he was startled and angry Shame and shame.

Then there was a sound of fury.

"Xie Wenyao!!!"

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"Hahahaha...don't even think about it, Lan Xichen must have a very angry face, hahahaha..." Jin Guangyao's laughter echoed in the mountains, and it was very pleasant to hear it. good mood.

Last night, Jin Guangyao was so crushed that he couldn't move, and when he fell asleep, a system notification sounded in his head.

[System Announcement: The second task is to solve the incident of losing a bride in Huaying Village]

Jin Guangyao: Jacaranda Village?where?What lost the bride?Are there flower pickers?

System: Why are you asking so much?You will know if you go.

Jin Guangyao: At least I have to give some hints, otherwise what if I lose to death?

System: Huaying Village is two thousand kilometers away from here.

Jin Guangyao waited for a long time, but the system did not speak again.

Jin Guangyao: Gone?

System: gone.

Jin Guangyao: I'll go, you're too picky, forget it, but it's so far away, when and what month do I have to go?

System: With your current foot strength, one month is enough.

Jin Guangyao: One month! ! !

System: Well, the sooner it is completed, the sooner the right to browse the world will be unfrozen. It is up to you whether you want to leave now.

Jin Guangyao gritted his teeth and made up his mind: go, go now.

Inhale, inhale, inhale again, Jin Guangyao put all his strength into pushing Lan Xichen's shoulders with both hands, with a sound of "boom", Lan Xichen was pushed aside by him, breathing heavily Fresh air, it took a long time before he regained his strength, moved the numb parts of his body, stood up reluctantly, glanced at the drunk Lan Xichen, and was about to leave, when suddenly, he touched the Qiankun bag in his arms, The footsteps stopped at once.

He said that it was given to him by a very important person. Seeing how anxious he was to come back, this should have an unusual meaning to him.

Jin Guangyao turned around and squatted beside him, taking advantage of the moonlight to carefully consider Lan Xichen's appearance.

"It's really a good skin with a sharp knife and an axe. Alas, all the good things in this world have come to you. You are handsome and rich, and you are admired and have a high status." He sighed silently.

He took out the Qiankun bag and was about to stuff it back into his arms when his hand froze.

"Anyway, if you are so awesome, then I will accept all the things in this Qiankun bag. You told me this."

Saying that, he took out everything in the Qiankun bag and put an empty Qiankun bag beside him.

Seeing Lan Xichen sleeping so deeply, Jin Guangyao couldn't help thinking of something bad.He reached out to Lan Xichen's lapel, grabbed one lapel with one hand, and pulled it to the two sides, revealing his smooth chest. Jin Guangyao was instantly shocked by Lan Xichen's perfect figure, and then he grinned. , touched it maliciously, and couldn't help sighing:

Feels pretty good.

He narrowed his eyes, and a malicious smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. He stretched out his hand, pulled, and neatly took off one side of Lan Xichen's clothes, revealing the round shoulders. It is simply an unbearable crime scene.

After finishing, I laughed softly, stood up and admired it carefully, the slightly rosy cheeks, the sweet and delicious looking body, and the innocent and serene face became more and more perfect.

It was almost dawn, and Jin Guangyao hurried back to the small town with his waist supported. When he arrived at the inn, he immediately went back to clean up the clothes, wrote a letter and asked the waiter in the shop to hand it over to Xie Minghui. go.

It took nearly an hour for the boat to land on the road. After arriving in a small town, I bought some dry food and continued on my way.

It was high in the sun, Jin Guangyao raised his hand to cover the dazzling sun, found a shaded place, sat down, took out dry food, and started eating with water.

Minghui must have seen my letter by now.

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"Dear Minghui, I want to go out to practice alone, so I don't have to worry too much. I will return to Jinyun in at most three months. Don't worry about it. ---Xie Wenyao"

"Nonsense, complete nonsense!"

Xie Minghui's hand holding the letter trembled slightly, his eyes were full of anger, "slap", the letter was slammed on the table by him, and the table responded with a "click", and it was slapped in two, but the letter was intact and light fell to the ground.

When the people in the company heard the noise, they ran over immediately. As soon as they opened the door, they saw Xie Minghui with a gloomy face, with veins protruding from his hands. It could be seen that he was holding back his anger. No one wanted to be taken advantage of, so they stood quietly. He hesitated at the door whether he should go in or not.

Xie Yun also rushed over when he heard the sound, Xinqi was surprised by the people blocking the door. Someone saw Xie Yun coming, and hurriedly moved out of the way, cupped his hands, and shouted respectfully:

"Homeowner."

"Ah."

Xie Yun raised his leg and stepped in, Xie Minghui hurriedly got up and said, "Second Uncle."

"What's the matter, making such a big fuss?"

Xie Minghui bowed his head and remained silent.

Xie Yun glanced at the letter on the ground, picked it up, and after reading it, the corner of his mouth curled into an invisible arc, and then he immediately retracted it, frowning.

"It's outrageous. This Wen Yao is really worrying. He has no spiritual power at all. If he encounters any danger outside, who can save him! If he is injured, how should I talk to your grandpa?" Explain, how should I explain to your father, what does this Wen Yao think of the Xie family's family rules!"

Xie Minghui heard his father's stagnation, and immediately reacted. Seeing Xie Yun was so angry, he opened his mouth to defend him: "Second uncle, Xie Wenyao has always been very measured, and he must have done this after careful consideration. , the letter said that he will return to Xie's house in three months, then he will definitely go back, so don't worry too much about Second Uncle."

Hearing that, Xie Yun seemed helpless, with a worried face on his face: "That's true, but after all, Wen Yao doesn't have the slightest spiritual power, what if he encounters something difficult outside?"

"Second Uncle can rest assured, although Xie Wenyao has no spiritual power, but she has been practicing martial arts all year round, self-protection is not a problem."

Xie Yun breathed a sigh of relief, and shook his head: "Forget it, let him go, but Wen Yao has no Xie family rules, so he is not allowed to act without authorization. This must be punished."

"After returning to Xie's house, Minghui will punish him personally."

Xie Yun nodded.

Lan Xichen, who was in the inn lobby, listened to all of this, rubbed his hands lightly on the rim of the teacup, wondering what he was thinking, after putting down the tea, he left the small town Yujian and flew back to Yunshen.

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"Ah Choo", Jin Guangyao sneezed loudly and rubbed his nose, feeling a chill down his back.

"The weather is fine, could it be that I have a cold?"

The system in God's perspective snorted coldly, and didn't make another sound. You will feel better in the future.

a month later...

A disheveled man walks evasively, drags his body, walks to a village, uses his dirty hands to brush away the hair that blocks his eyes, looks at the stone tablet next to him, his eyes light up instantly, "pop" Kneeling down in front of the stele, hugging the stele and howling loudly:

"Huaying Village, I'm here, I'm finally here..." While saying that, he slapped the stone tablet, with snot and tears streaming down his face, as if what he hugged was not a stone tablet but a tombstone.

The corners of the eyes of the people watching it twitched, cursing insanely.

This psychopath is Jin Guangyao. Jin Guangyao left in a hurry and didn't bring enough money. He only had one piece of clothing. After walking for more than half a month, most of the money on his body was spent, and his clothes should have encountered several waves of walking corpses on the way. , to remove the rags that were caught while walking the corpse, and almost used up all the talismans looted from Lan Xichen's body, but what made him a little relieved was that Jin Guangyao's use of this body had reached a flexible level. In addition to walking corpses, beating monsters, and yelling all over the road from time to time, what Xie Wenyao has learned before can be said to be applied, and it has been raised to a level unconsciously, although he is still a person who cannot cultivate immortality. of useless people.

Wiping the tears and snot from his face with his hands, he looked firmly at the stone tablet with the words "Huaying Village" engraved on it.

"Brides, I have come to save you."

Jin Guangyao turned his head to look at the entrance of the village, and strode in. Just a few steps away, Jin Guangyao ran out with a "whoosh", so fast that he didn't look like a person who hadn't eaten for three days.

System: I've arrived at Jacaranda Village, why are you running?

Jin Guangyao: The way I look now is no different from a beggar. If I say that I am here to help them, they will probably beat me out with sticks, and get back my heroic demeanor first.

System: You're not stupid.

Jin Guangyao ignored it, ran to the side of a small river, took a bath in the river, combed his hair with difficulty, dragged the only piece of clothing on his body down the river, rubbed it a few times, washed it, and washed it clean. , Just like that, put on the wet clothes that haven't dried yet, and suddenly feel that this summer is no longer hot.

"Wow, this is so heartbreaking."

A head of splashed ink-like hair hangs over his shoulders, he hasn't eaten for a few days, his face looks very haggard, but his eyes are very bright.

Jin Guangyao casually broke off a small branch from a nearby tree to serve as a hair pin, tied up his hair and fixed it with the branch. There was also a bright red flower on the branch.

Looking at his own reflection in the water, he was very satisfied, and casually twitched the corners of his mouth, Jin Guangyao against the red flower had a special charm.

The voice in the head sounded disappointingly.

System: pinned a big red flower, just like a Ximen Qing.

Jin Guangyao ignored it. In the past month, he had seen the poisonous tongue of this system, so it was not bad to ignore its words at the right time.Jin Guangyao adjusted his tattered clothes, straightened his back and walked towards Huaying Village.

After entering the village, Jin Guangyao understood why the village was called by this name. Jacaranda trees can be seen everywhere in the village, brightly red, and the mountain flowers are like brocade and fire. When a little wind blows, red petals rise all over the mountains and fields. Yes, nearby, looking up, looking down, the eyes are all red, it is so beautiful, it can be called a fairyland on earth.

Down the hillside, one family after another lived in the lower part of the land, and when it was time to light a fire for cooking, smoke rose from the roof.

When Jin Guangyao arrived in the village, he couldn't help slowing down, admiring the unique scenery, walking, walking, Jin Guangyao realized something was wrong, after walking for so long, there was not a single young girl in this village, Jin Guangyao couldn't help but Very puzzled.

Jin Guangyao stepped forward to stop a middle-aged woman, and asked with a gentle smile, "Sister, can I ask you a question?"

The middle-aged woman who was stopped was startled at first, but when she saw Jin Guangyao's handsome face and gentle smile, she didn't look like a bad person, she felt relieved and replied:

"Okay, you can ask."

"I am a cultivator of Yunyou. I passed by this place. It is really beautiful here, but I don't know one thing. Why is there no young girl in this village?"

The elder sister's face changed, and Jin Guangyao quickly explained: "Eldest sister, don't get me wrong, I don't mean anything else, but I have passed through many villages along the way, but I have never seen a village like this, so I can't help being a little curious, if it's not convenient to answer, the elder sister doesn't have to answer me."

After hearing what he said, the elder sister's eyes flashed instantly, and she quickly responded: "It's convenient, convenient, convenient. Young man, you said you can cast down demons?"

"Ah."

"Then can you catch ghosts?"

Jin Guangyao hesitated, then immediately smiled and nodded: "Yes."

"Is this true?"

"No jokes."

"Okay, you come with me."

After all, the elder sister pulled Jin Guangyao and walked into the depths of the village. The elder sister had strong hands and strides, pulling Jin Guangyao staggered for a while, trying to stabilize her body.

There was a burst of "cracking" cannons, and the sound of gongs and drums, as if someone was getting married.

Jin Guangyao was dragged to a corner by the elder sister. The elder sister pointed to the villager who was going to marry and said to Jin Guangyao.

"Did you see? That family is going to marry a daughter, and those who are at the door are the parents of the girl who is going to marry, and those who are beating gongs and drums outside the door are those who come to marry."

Jin Guangyao stretched out his head to look, and immediately sensed that something was wrong. The villagers did not seem to be rich, so they probably did not have so much money to find such a big ceremony. Moreover, the parents were blocking the door as if they did not want to let them go. When the people who came to pick up the relatives went in, the mother cried her heart broke, while the father blocked the door with a hoe in his hand, refusing to back down a step.

"How is this going?"

"Young man, you don't know something. The person who came to pick up the bride is a famous family in the town. They are powerful, powerful and rich. As long as they see a girl from that family, they will come to greet the bride right away. This girl is dead." Well, I was taken by that family, but if it’s true, it’s fine, after all, whoever wants to marry a rich man, but whoever wants to marry this family, the bride will disappear on the way to get married, I can’t even find the body, I don’t know if it’s dead or what, people say it’s a ghost, it’s the fifth girl who disappeared before.”

Jin Guangyao pondered: "Fifth, how long has this phenomenon lasted?"

"It's been almost two months."

Jin Guangyao lowered his head in thought.

For two months, as long as they get married, the bride will disappear, and the missing ones belong to that family. According to the eldest sister, the lintel of this family is not low. Didn't they invite a magician?

"Sister, did any Taoists come to catch this ghost before?"

"Yes, that family invited them several times, but it was useless. I didn't even see a ghost. Whether it was the relatives who were dressed as followers or the bride, they didn't grab anything, but the girls who disappeared They didn’t come back, and the young girls in the village were afraid of being spotted by that family, so they stayed behind closed doors.”

"So that's how it is." After understanding the general situation, Jin Guangyao decided to meet the ghost who stole the bride.

Turning back to the elder sister, said: "Thank you, elder sister, I understand."

"You're welcome, you're welcome." After speaking, he left with a smile.

Jin Guangyao quietly slipped aside, and in an invisible corner, he rolled over neatly and entered the villager's house. Seeing that the person at the door hadn't noticed him, he lowered his body and walked close to the wall to a window. Before, as soon as he got close to the bed, Jin Guangyao heard the sound of a woman crying.

That's it!

Jin Guangyao opened the window and jumped in. Among the people waiting at the door to pick up the bride, there was a sharp-eyed person who seemed to have seen the flashing figure.

The crying girl in the room saw someone barging in, and was about to yell immediately, but Jin Guangyao stepped forward and covered her mouth, signaling her not to speak.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you."

Hearing this, the girl really didn't move, she stared at Jin Guangyao with big watery eyes, Jin Guangyao's heart trembled.

I can't stand soft and cute girls the most, because I can't refuse them at all!

At the gate, the girl's parents were in a stalemate with the wave of people, and the person who received the marriage did not dare to be tough. If such two father-in-law and mother-in-law really became the masters in the future, they would be the ones who would suffer.

"Old man Geng, don't toast and refuse to eat fine wine. I'll tell you in a nice voice, what are you doing! If you're in the way, don't blame us for being rude."

"I'm a rough person. I don't know how to toast and fine wine. I know that if you want to take my daughter away, there is no way."

"Don't be ignorant of good and evil. What's wrong with following Master Ji? If you eat hot food and drink hot food, you will have endless glory and wealth in your life. Why do you stand in the way? You've blocked your daughter's life's happiness like this. Hurry up." Get out of the way."

"Hmph, giving my daughter to you is the end of happiness!"

The person in the lead lost his patience and suddenly became angry: "Go away!"

He raised his leg and was about to kick Geng Ba, when suddenly, a soft and pleasant voice came from the courtyard.

"You dare to beat my father, are you not afraid that I will tell your master later?"

The person who raised his leg to kick froze for a moment, then retracted it awkwardly, and immediately put on a doggy smile.

"No, no, how dare the little ones."

"Hmph, count you acquainted."

"Miss, the auspicious time is coming, let's go quickly."

A girl walked out from the house, wearing a red wedding dress, covered her face with a hijab, the bride came gracefully, bowed slightly when she walked up to the elder, then straightened up and walked out.

Geng Ba was stunned for a moment.

When did Fang'er become so tall?

When he was stunned for a moment, the bride had already sat in the sedan chair, and the leader was also surprised for a moment, but he didn't think about it carefully.

Geng Ba immediately realized that he was about to go forward to block the sedan chair with his hoe, but his wife quickly held him back without crying, and motioned her to look inside. When Geng Ba looked back, he opened his mouth in surprise.

Fanger?Who is in that sedan chair?

Geng Ba turned his head back and stared blankly at the bridal sedan chair and the wedding reception team going away.

Jin Guangyao scratched and scratched, feeling uncomfortable all over.

"This poor-quality face powder makes me feel so uncomfortable. And why are these clothes so tight."

System: Nonsense, you are wearing someone else's girl's wedding gown. The girl is thin and small, so the dress naturally fits you well. Of course it is tight for you, a tall and thick old man.

Jin Guangyao was not in the mood to quarrel with it, and was absorbed in listening to the wind and grass outside the sedan chair. The sedan chair was walking unsteadily, and the sound of gongs and drums outside the sedan chair could not stop coming into his ears.

After a while, Jin Guangyao heard the sound of the bearer falling to the ground and howling. But the corners of his mouth curled into a beautiful arc, and his eyes were fixed on the red cloth in front of him.

finally come!

The sound of people falling to the ground and fighting outside the sedan continued. After a while, the sound gradually faded away. Jin Guangyao suddenly felt that there was light in front of him, and someone raised the curtain of the sedan chair.

Jin Guangyao was excited when he suddenly heard a voice.

"Girl, this trip is very dangerous, it's better to go back to the village as soon as possible."

This familiar voice is undoubtedly only one person.

Lan Xichen!