The flute I play can talk

Mother Yin came back with a jade flute.

Yin Ren knows how expensive the jade flute is, when he thinks about it with his toes, he blows it with his hands, and the pitch and tone are not bad.Yin Ren never cared about the price, this time the gift bought by Yin's mother was what he wanted, so he naturally smiled and played on the jade flute for a long time.

"Hey, where is the flute you put here before?" Mother Yin looked at the empty shelves on the cabinet and felt puzzled. Didn't she just say that this was to remind herself not to forget the original intention, but now the original intention is gone?

"Oh, that flute was broken and put in a drawer."

Yin's mother left his room, only to show up, but with a dark face, she snatched the jade flute and said coldly: "Stop playing it."

Yin Ren frowned, not knowing why he was not allowed to play the flute.

"Don't touch this flute, play the other ones." Yan slapped the jade flute in his hand on the flute stand, and Yin Ren hurriedly said nervously: "Take it easy, my mother gave it to me. "

In fact, the strength is not very strong, anyway, there will be nothing wrong with the jade flute, and if the hands are heavier, the cabinet will not be safe.

"What's the matter?" Yin Ren looked at Yan Shang's complexion and asked:

"This flute..."

"Are you my master?"

is there any problem?

Yin Ren looked at the jade flute in shock, and a wisp of smoke the size of a thumb wafted from the jade flute.

Are you not an ordinary human being?

"Can I break him?" His tone was bad.

"Don't don't don't, my mother gave it to me. How can I explain it when it's broken?" Yin Ren didn't know why he was so hostile to the jade flute in words, so he persuaded him: "I don't want to play it. It should be fine if I leave it alone." question."

In terms of words, I had no choice but to stop and see if I could find some way to separate the jade flute essence and destroy it without damaging the jade flute.

Yin Ren was a little concerned about this, so he asked Yanshang: "Am I not an ordinary human being?"

"You are an ordinary human being." He gave him an affirmative answer.

"Then why..."

Before Yin Ren finished speaking, he knew what he wanted to ask in words, so he said directly: "The jade flute is about to become mature, someone deliberately catalyzed him, and you woke him up by blowing it twice." There is always a feeling of uneasiness on the Internet, the jade flute asks the master or something as soon as he opens his mouth, it sounds like he will treat Yin Ren as the master and revolve around him all day, and he will be very cute and his appearance is probably good-looking and cute, so it makes Yin Ren Jin thinks he's cute and has no defense against him!

It is literally impossible to tell Yin Ren so much about his inner drama.

"Shouldn't spirits be your kind? Why do you look like an enemy when you see him?"

"We are not like human beings. We don't have a strange sense of closeness or rejection towards the same kind or the other kind." As a demon, although he knows human emotions, he can understand some of them, but it doesn't mean all of them. "Only recognized companions and friends and hated enemy."

"Then you have a festival with him?"

"……No."

"Then why did you want to kill him as soon as you came up?"

No words.Yin Ren also gave up.

Although Yin Ren didn't play the jade flute or touch it, it still grew up little by little. Every day, a wisp of smoke floated outside and looked at Yin Ren. Yin Ren didn't care at first, but later found that it had grown two times. He also vaguely saw human faces and facial features.

Words run around, but the jade flute is different from him. The jade flute is really the body of the jade flute. If it is injured, the jade flute will also have cracks. When it is healed, the jade flute will also be repaired. It is one. .

Yudi Jing didn't speak again, but the smoke was getting bigger and bigger, growing faster and faster, and the facial features became clearer - it was clearly Yin Ren's appearance.

Anyone who saw it would shudder, but Yin Ren felt that this was not good, so he endured all kinds of emotions and sat down to have a talk with this fine jade flute.At first it talked, so communication should be fine.

"Who are you?" Yin Ren thought about whether to go straight to the point or to cut to the chase, but in the end he chose to exchange casual greetings.

"Who am I...?" Yudi couldn't understand the question.

Yin Ren smiled suddenly, how could he have forgotten that this jade flute has spiritual wisdom.

"Why did you turn into my face?"

"Because you are the master."

"Why am I the master?"

"Because you are the master."

Probably a little stupid.

"The master is telling you now, don't turn into my face." Yin Ren felt that he was talking to a child who just called his mother, and he didn't know how to communicate.

"What face..."

The master held his forehead and thought, "It's over."

I just came back in terms of words, and I got nothing today. The technology is so advanced, why is there no progress in this kind of thing!

Yin Rentie came over and kissed him, and said, "I chatted with Yudi Jing today."

"Didn't I say don't get in touch with him!" The tone of the words was a little anxious, especially seeing the jade flute transformed into Yin Ren's face.Yin Ren slandered: Why didn't I realize that I was so intrusive in words before.

"You just said you don't want me to blow it, so I'll talk to it and ask why it turned into my face."

"Because he doesn't know much. If you put him in the herd at first he will become a pig."

"Then why didn't you say it at first?"

"Because..." The corner of Yan Shang's mouth curled up and pushed to Yin Ren, "I'm talking nonsense."

He kissed Yin Ren, and asked with a smile: "Did you just slander me for interrupting?"

Literally getting to know Yin Ren better and better, it is just a kind of magical power.

The doctor friend said blankly: "You kiss me a thousand times a hundred times and you can know what I'm thinking at the moment."

Sticking out your tongue in a gag-like manner: "I know right now that you're kicking dog food in your heart."

you do not say.

Yin Ren waited for the jade flute to grow up, and hoped that it would soon be able to communicate with him normally, so that he could know what "master" meant and what it represented.

In words, I hope that the jade flute will grow slowly, and give him more time to find a way to destroy it without harming the main body.

Yin Ren thought of the nonsense in his words, although it was nonsense, it sounded reasonable, so he printed out a bunch of photos of celebrities and idols, bought a white board and pasted it on the cabinet, turned the jade flute essence to see To all handsome men and beauties, whichever one you like is up to you.

"The jade flute spirit you mentioned earlier didn't have a lot of knowledge, that's why he looks like me, but he also saw you, why doesn't he look like you?"

Holding Yin Ren's face in his hands, he said, "Little cutie, do you think we look more and more alike?"

After Yin Ren heard this, he immediately pulled him to the toilet. After a look, it seemed that they were quite similar.

Yan in the mirror frowned, hugged him from behind, and kissed his neck.

Day by day, it seemed to have some effect to let the jade flute look at other people's faces. The smoke became more and more like a real head, with clear facial features, color and neck.At the beginning, Yin Ren couldn't stand the upper half of his body floating out, but now the jade flute has only one head, which is even more frightening.Yin Ren bought a screen to cover both sides of the jade flute, and piled books on the other side more than half a meter high, otherwise it would be too scary, and he would have nightmares at night.

Before Yin Ren suggested putting it in a flute box or covering it with a cloth, but he said it was wrong, saying that it had already become a fine animal. During its growth, the environment should be open and clear, otherwise it would affect its psychology and spirit, and it would change. Depressing the darkness is aggressive.

"Wouldn't it be better to take him out for a walk?" After Yin Ren finished speaking, he realized that he was taking a flute with a human head out for a walk?Farewell. Farewell.He quickly smiled and waved his hands, "Just kidding, just kidding."

There was silence for a while: "You can't, but I can."

In a word, he flew up with the jade flute in one hand and Yin Ren in the other, and flew to the residence of the old friend in Zhulin, and threw the jade flute to him, "Look at it for a while." He quickly took Yin Ren to nowhere.

The doctor and Yudi Jing stared with wide eyes.

Yanshang played with Yin Ren for a day, and when he got home he was exhausted and paralyzed. When he woke up the next day, Yin Ren suddenly remembered: "Where's the jade flute?"

"Oh," Yanshang began to sleep with Yin Ren within a few days of being together, and he couldn't sleep well at first, and then gradually took a nap in three or two days, "It's fine to put the fruit, anyway, he You won't be scared." He pressed Yin Ren who was sitting up with his hands.

"I have class today."

"There's still an hour."

At this time, the doctor really regretted that he didn't ask Yanshang where he lived. In the past, he always wandered around and had no fixed place. Now that he has a place to live, as his friend for many years, he didn't even know it.

He was so angry that he took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to Yanshang: "Where do you live??? The thing you threw to me took shape!! Don't come to pick me up and I will deliver it for you!!!"

"Who are you?" The doctor and Yudijing stared with wide eyes.

Could it be that the new environment promotes growth?

"I'm Guo·Murong·Long Aotian·Shang Yu·Leng·Xuan Mingye·Blood Wing·Zero·Luoluo." Guo Luoluo thought to himself: Tom Su doesn't have enough names.

"who am I?"

"You're an idiot." Guo Luoluo replied sincerely without hesitation.

Guo Luoluo brought the jade flute essence, and he stared at the jade flute essence in words.

"How did he look like this?" Yan Shang looked at Guo Luoluo.

Guo Luoluo didn't want to stay any longer, "How would I know! I'm leaving, bye!"

Yudijing didn't speak, and she didn't want to talk to him, playing games and waiting for Yin Ren to come back.

"In words, the jade flute... um... hum... hum ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." Yin Ren couldn't help laughing when he saw the appearance of the jade flute. In words, he felt that Yin Ren liked to laugh like this more and more. Little things can make him laugh non-stop.

But the jade flute spirit came over and hugged Yin Ren's leg, calling "Master".

It made Yin Ren laugh again.

Yudijing has a handsome and beautiful head, deep eyes, a high nose, a thin face, and thin lips. No matter how you look at it, he is a handsome guy.

However, under such an adult head is the body of a baby who is about one year old.

Yin Ren saw that he was not wearing any clothes, so he went to the closet to get some clothes for him to wear, and said to Yan Shang, "Why don't you give him a suit of clothes."

"He doesn't feel cold or hot, he's just a piece of jade."

"What's your name?" Yin Ren put a T-shirt on him to cover his naked body, and spoke to him more like a child.

Just really funny.

"My name is silly*."

In words, he disagreed with keeping this monster, and said that he could throw it to Guo Luoluo. Yin Ren felt that it was his own jade flute after all. I don’t know if it would have any impact if he kept it there for a long time. In words, Guo Luoluo seemed to like it very much. Little things, but I heard Yin Ren reply: I like him a lot too.

But I don't like it! !Literally roaring inwardly.

In addition to being unable to bring the dead back to life, Yanshang felt "powerless" for the second time.

"Call Dad." Yin Ren said to the child. "Don't call me master, call me father." He really treated him as a child! !

"dad."

Yin Ren seems to like this little thing more, human fatherhood is really troublesome! !

"This is your father's land." Yin Ren pointed to the words and said.

"Daddy." Yudijing said obediently.Behind Yin Ren's back, he quietly made a disgusted expression.

"You're not called a fool, let's give you a new name."

After listening to the jade flute, Jing said a name: "Guo·Murong·Long Aotian·Shang Yu·Leng·Xuan Mingye·Blood Wing·Zero·Lolo."

This time it was Yanshang's turn to laugh up and down.And Yin Ren was stunned when he heard that, what did that friend teach the child?

In the end, Yudijing became "Luoluo". In fact, Yin Ren disagreed with this name. After all, there was such a word in the name of his ex-girlfriend, and he still felt a bit awkward, but Yudijing insisted inexplicably, so he could only be called Luoluo. up.After all, you can't be called stupid*.

In fact, it’s nothing if you’re used to it, Luo Luo and Luo Yu are two people, except that you remembered Yan Luoyu when you named them at the beginning, it’s still the same from now on.

After such a long time, Yan Luoyu also showed a wave of affection with her new boyfriend in Moments two months ago.

Yin Ren sincerely hopes that she will be happy.

In terms of speaking, he sent a message to Guo Luoluo: Do ​​you want to come and recognize a foster son.It's called Lolo.

Guo Luoluo almost crushed his phone, thinking it was a name he had chosen on the tongue, although he had always only called him "Guo" on the tongue, but now he has a monster called "Luoluo".

excuseme?

The adopted son takes my name?

Don't get involved with me, will you?

I don't want to see this monster again, ok?

The facts are always not as expected, and he brought him with a smile on his face, saying that he would take care of him for a few days.

"You are the most stable and reliable recently, and you are his adoptive father. How can you bear to refuse my request?"

No! ! ! !I'm not! ! ! ! !

Guo Luoluo collapsed, this troublemaker loves to climb on his head, from his legs to his buttocks to his back and his head, he just put up with it while concentrating on the experiment, after the experiment he was thrown out of the window and thrown into the Bamboo Forest Array, I thought I could experiment with it with peace of mind, but this guy came back within 2 minutes.

It's useless to give him sleep medicine, and this friend's "son" can't be hurt.

He was the only demon here, and an old friend came here occasionally. The house is not big and there is no need to divide the hall, bedroom, medicine place or laboratory. Guo Luoluo endured it for a day and immediately sent him back, thinking that this He returned to normal, but in the end he was sent here again, saying that he was going on a trip with Yin Ren, and that he should be kept at home in case he would damage something, so it was better for someone to watch over him.

"The demon power is very high, so be careful."

Guo Luoluo chopped some bamboo to make a wall for his laboratory, but he didn't expect that when Luoluo touched it, he would pass through it.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! !

Guo Luoluo read the book for a week without tears, letting Luoluo lie on her head.

There is no way, Luo Luo not only wants to lie on his head, but also likes to play drums, thump, thump, thump, thump, thump.This is why Guo Luoluo should do experiments well, lest he be too irritable and kill Luoluo.

It is said that his wife likes him very much, and killing this kid will not beat me half to death.

After Luoluo left, Guo Luoluo had another few weeks of quiet life, and hurriedly went outside to collect materials and conduct experiments.

Yan Shang and Yin Ren come to pick up Luoluo, Guo Luoluo smiles very happily, but Yin Ren mistakenly thinks that Guo Luoluo likes this child very much, and decides to bring him to play with his adoptive father more in the future.

When Luo Luo got home, she said to Yin Ren coquettishly, "Read, read."

In the past, Yin Ren certainly thought about teaching his children to read, but he felt that he was still young and was not in a hurry to read.Yin Ren was a little surprised that he took the initiative to read a book, probably because of Guo Luoluo's influence.

Luo Luo grew up very fast, about one year older in a week, Yin Ren was very happy, and it wouldn't be strange to be able to take him out in a few months.

On the one hand, he was dissatisfied that Luo Luo took away the time that belonged to him and Yin Ren, but at the same time, he saw Yin Ren's happy face and thought it was good.

Yin Renhe mentioned twice to ask Luoluo to visit Guo Luoluo. He knew that Guo Luoluo was bothering this kid a lot, so he asked him on WeChat, and then refused on the grounds that "he is a little busy recently".

Luo Luo was not so troublesome in front of Yin Ren and Yan Shang, especially Yin Ren did what he said, and he felt the hostility in words from the very beginning, and he didn't dare to provoke this "father" too much. land".

Luo Luo's body has grown to match his face, and his intelligence has long been the same as that of an adult, so he can take him out to play without worry, and even allow him to wander around.

Yin Ren and Yanshang were making out in the room, Luo Luo was reading in the study, and went downstairs for a walk when he got tired of reading, but happened to meet Yin's mother coming back.

When Yin's mother saw a stranger, she only thought he was Yin Ren's friend, said hello, and asked, "Where is Yin Ren?"

"Father is in the room," Luo Luo replied truthfully, "I'll call him."

Papa... Papa? !

"Mom, why didn't you tell me first when you came back?" Before, Yin Ren didn't care whether his parents didn't say anything before they came back. This is their home and they can come back anytime.It's just that I hid the man privately later, so I asked my parents to say it before they came back. After all, cough, sometimes it's not convenient.

Although he had tried to carry him directly and fly out to continue, Yin Ren couldn't stand this kind of stimulation and wouldn't let him do it again.

"Your friend?" Mother Yin's eyes stayed on Luo Luo for a while, then turned to Yin Ren.She was just a little surprised by this title, Yin Ren is only in his early twenties now, and that stranger looks to be about the same age as Yin Ren.

"Ah, yes." What else but a friend?Could it be the son? "How long will you stay here this time?"

"Your father will come back in two days. We plan to travel to country Z. Are you going?"

"I..." Yin Ren, who would immediately nod his head before, hesitated this time, "Go."

"I'll go on a trip with my parents in a few days, you can take Lolo to play by yourself."

Oh, I will take Lolo [to Gona] to play [and then I will go to country Z] by myself.

"Guo, I'll leave it to you, Luoluo." Guo Luoluo's hand holding the test tube trembled, and he turned his head to look, but there was no sign of him, only a familiar-faced young man walked over with a smile.

Seeing that he has grown to such a big size, Guo Luoluo couldn't help but tremble, but then he thought about it, he shouldn't crawl when he grows up.

Thinking of this, Guo Luoluo calmed down. When he grows up, he should know what to do and what not to do, so he turned his head and continued his experiment.

Luoluo approached Guo Luoluo, who was already a head taller than him, unable to climb.

It's just that Guo Luoluowan didn't expect that the country is easy to change, but the nature is hard to change. Luoluo put his arms around his waist.

And after resorting to a trick, he hugged his torso and fell across the bridge.

The author has something to say:

1. New article "Recruitment Simulated Lovers".

2. Originally, I wanted to write a story about Yudi Cheng Jingyan being jealous, but I accidentally went astray happily.

3. Weibo may update Fanwai 4 Xiaoling in a long time.