The squad leader is a tree with a crooked neck

Yuan Han returned to that small house, opened the refrigerator and got a few barrels of instant noodles, Yuan Han frowned, and his stomach would be useless if he ate any more.

Ding!

Yuan Han's cell phone rang, and Yuan Han picked it up to see that it was a message from Xia Cheng [Han'er, how is your new classmate? 】

[Very good, everyone is very enthusiastic. 】

Yan Wen's figure flashed across Yuan Han's head.

! ! ! !

very scary!

Yuan Han took out his cigarette and started smoking. When did he like smoking?

It seems that once I saw a few big brothers outside snatching cigarettes one by one, and then I dropped a Yuanhan to pick it up and went back to the house. I lit the lighter and took a few puffs. The pungent smell of smoke came out of my mouth, which was very choking ...but it was very refreshing, so Yuan Han fell in love with smoking. Yuan Han was 11 years old at that time.

Yuan Han especially likes to touch the smoke with his hands, Yuan Han's hands look extremely beautiful in the gray smoke, slender and white.

After Yuan Han finished smoking a cigarette, he fell back and lay down on the sofa.

"Student, you are not allowed to skip meals!"

Yuan Han turned his head to look, hey! ! !It's Yan Wen.

Yuan Han covered his head, it hurt too much.

"What's none of your business?" Yuan Han said in a bad tone.

"You have to listen to me because I'm the monitor."

Squad leader....Squad leader again...

"Squad leader is amazing!" Yuan Han opened his eyes after roaring.

dream.

Yuan Han immediately stood up, Meng!

I actually dreamed of the person I've only known for a day, and he didn't care if he ate or not...

......

After a while of silence.

Boom!

Yuan Han kicked the sofa in front of him, and said fiercely, "Sure enough, that monitor is poisonous!"

Yuan Han glanced at the time, it was nine o'clock in the evening.

So Yuan Han dragged his somewhat dehydrated body after the "nightmare" into the bedroom.

And the protagonist in the dream is completely unaware that he appears in someone else's dream, and that he is still such a thing in the dream.

At this time, Yan Wen was diligently doing the homework assigned by the teacher.

......

On the second day, Yuan Han, who was able to arrive at school on time no more than three times a month, sure enough!

Late again.

The teacher on the podium was a different person, a woman with a somewhat rich appearance.

"Are you Yuan Han? Next time, don't be late and come in for class."

Yuan Han nodded and walked to his seat, just sat down.

Small notes came one after another, "It's not good to be late, buy an alarm clock if you live far away."

......

My pleasure!

Yuan Han crumpled the note and threw it into the desk.

Want sleep.

Yuan Han wondered if he was suffering from narcolepsy, but apart from attending classes, he was usually full of energy.

He didn't listen to what the teacher on the stage was saying at all. Yuan Han put his hand on his chin, and kept his eyes on the people in the class. Sure enough, watching people is more interesting than listening carefully!

After finally getting out of class, Yuan Han thought that the person in front of him should be the monitor, but it turned out to be the study committee member!

"Yuan Han, don't stare at the monitor's classmates next time in class. They don't have what the teacher said or answers on their faces."

Yuan Han: "..."

Why did he feel that the good-looking school committee in front of him was starting to be annoying.

"Okay." Yuan Han replied vaguely.

Yuan Han thought that a class leader was enough for him, so now he has another study committee member!

Life is good!

Yuan Han turned around and thought about why the big squad leader didn't say a word today and was doing a question!

And so serious!

Oh hoo.

It seems that the squad leader doesn't care about himself as long as he has something to do.

Yuan Han was alone in a daze every class until the end of the get out of class.

That head doesn't know what it's thinking, it can maintain one posture for one class.

"Yuan Han, let's go to the canteen. What do you eat? I'll treat you today." The person who spoke was Qiao Chuan, a classmate Yuan Han made friends with yesterday, and his family was quite rich.

But Yuan Han despised the rich second generation...

"No, you guys can eat." Yuan Han responded with his usual smile.

So they happily left the classroom with their arms around their shoulders.

At noon, Yuan Han usually used it to sleep. He couldn't read the book and do the questions seriously after class like other students.

"Go to bed early at night, and try to use the rest time during the day to review textbooks or preview." A cold voice came from behind.

Yuan Han blinked, turned around and lay down on Yan Wen's desk: "It's comfortable to sleep in the classroom, you can try it."

Yan Wen looked at the face close at hand, pushed his eyes, pulled out his textbook from under Yuan Han's elbow and continued, "School is not a place for you to sleep."

Yuan Han snorted: "Really, but I also want to sleep on the bed at home, but I have to come to school, I am also very embarrassed." He really showed an aggrieved expression.

Yan Wen lowered his head and was flipping through something in his schoolbag.

"This is mints, you may not be so sleepy after eating some."

Yuan Han twitched the corner of his mouth, the squad leader is really old-fashioned, he really believed in himself.

Like a fool.

"Squad leader, are you bored?" Yuan Han asked.

Yan Wen shook his head, "Why are you bored?"

Yuan Han admired him deeply.

The squad leader in front of him obviously looked like a little naughty, but he was lifeless.

It is estimated that finding a girlfriend will not be interesting in life in the future.

Yuan Han shook his head regretfully: "Squad leader, you are too lifeless, you will suffer."

Yan Wen smiled lightly, and tapped Yuan Han's head with the pen in his hand: "It's enough here."

Yuan Han: "..."

The squad leader pretended to be dumb!

"Yuan Han, don't disturb Yan Wen's study. If you don't study, don't delay others." The school committee came to Yuan Han again and said.

Yuan Han looked at the school committee.Are you fucking in your way again?

"Okay." The answer remained unchanged for thousands of years.

Yuan Han then turned around and lay down on his desk, this school committee was really more verbose than the monitor.

!!!

She doesn't like the monitor, does she? ! ! !

A woman is really narrow-minded, does she hope that the class monitor will not even have a friend around her all day long?

What a blind love!

Before Yuan Han could get enough of it, Qiao Chuan and the others came back and brought Yuan Han some popsicles.

Several people sat together laughing and laughing, occasionally whispering and occasionally laughing loudly.

Sure enough, they are easy to attract attention this way.

"You guys keep your voice down, don't disturb other students."

It's a nice voice, but it's not attractive to say this sentence.

Qiao Chuan was dissatisfied and said: "The great school committee, can't even say a word? This is a classroom, not a hell."

Several people seemed to agree with Qiao Chuan's words and booed.

Yuan Han sympathized with them.

You must not talk back. If you talk back to these people, you will write it down in your notebook. From now on, let the talker do all the physical work, and all the anger will be directed at the talker. If something happens, it must be the talker.

Those who want to live freely and easily in the class must obey them.

Yuan Han, who was silent at the side, had a faint smile on his face, just happened to be seen by someone.